Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted May 31, 2003 Id like to see booker t get caught screwing around with Steph....the political results would be hilarious. Vince to Booker : "Heres your new outfit" Booker : "Overalls?" Vince : "And your new props." Booker : "Watermelon and a bucket of KFC?" Vince : "Go gettem Blackie T Jr." And I love to someone get busted with serious amount of a controlled substance, someone currently on the roster that is. Something so bad that Vince cant ignore it. I'm thinking HHH with steroids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted May 31, 2003 HHH, Steiner, Nathan Jones, and any other hosses sharing a needle using steroids in the bathroom caught on tape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted May 31, 2003 HHH in a scat film...when he's EATING it...and Linda's GIVING it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I don't want to see any scandals, it isn't good for the business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I don't want to see any scandals, it isn't good for the business. Whatta fuckin' sissy. You have to be joking now, you can't be THAT lame. This is easy. Jim Ross. He secretly conserves Steve Austin's semen and puts it in his BBQ sauce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I don't want to see any scandals, it isn't good for the business. Whatta fuckin' sissy. You have to be joking now, you can't be THAT lame. This is easy. Jim Ross. He secretly conserves Steve Austin's semen and puts it in his BBQ sauce. Rare form there, Banky. I have to go with Austin and Ross as well. It seems these guys get a clean pass from the IWC and they do as much dirt as the other political masterminds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RepoMan Report post Posted May 31, 2003 HHH in a scat film...when he's EATING it...and Linda's GIVING it... Having a good imagination sucks. I'd like to see Steph caught with a man ho, breaking up the HHH mariage, and quite possibly saving the WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted May 31, 2003 Trust me, Steph and HHH breaking up does not equal WWE putting on a better product. If you want the root cause of WWE's writing woes, you look no further than Vince McMahon. He has the entire writing team (including his own daughter) scared to oppose him. Vince is the one who was down for necrophilia, HLA, the gay wedding, and all the other stupid ideas you've seen the last year. Perhaps Steph or Gewirtz came up with an idea or two like those, but Vince approved for them to be executed on tv. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mik at Cornell Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I'd like to see Sylvan Grenier caught in the act with Pat Patterson. It's a rumor already and it would get the Frenchies off TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted May 31, 2003 Steph being pig roasted by Steiner, Booker T, and Spanky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BANKYWOOD Report post Posted May 31, 2003 Vince McMahon had an affair with Anna Nicole Smith and Stephanie was born from the relationship. It would explain a lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted May 31, 2003 I don't want to see any scandals, it isn't good for the business. Whatta fuckin' sissy. You have to be joking now, you can't be THAT lame. This is easy. Jim Ross. He secretly conserves Steve Austin's semen and puts it in his BBQ sauce. It's called sarcasm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mik at Cornell Report post Posted June 1, 2003 I don't want to see any scandals, it isn't good for the business. Whatta fuckin' sissy. You have to be joking now, you can't be THAT lame. This is easy. Jim Ross. He secretly conserves Steve Austin's semen and puts it in his BBQ sauce. It's called sarcasm. But you can't honestly expect anyone to assume sarcasm from you of all people... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Your sarcasm sucks ass. Uhh....I'm just gonna be a smart ass and put what Yuna prob. will: "Steven Richards and Victoria ARE an item and their video of having sex is broadcasted all over the net!" Ah-Hem...that is all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted June 1, 2003 How can my sarcasm suck ass? The best sarcasm is when people think you are being serious. It is my sense of humor, I love being sarcastic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted June 1, 2003 You also love saying "fellas" and take it from your roommate while crossdressing (and yes, I saved that pic). Vince McMahond admits that Vince Russo was sent to WCW to ruin it, and sent to TNA to ruin it. He is then brought up on conspiracy charges, and then Shane, Paul Heyman, and Stephanie run everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 1, 2003 That wouldn't last a day in court... Vince could just go "They were already digging the hole...I just gave them a bigger shovel" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted June 1, 2003 You also love saying "fellas" and take it from your roommate while crossdressing (and yes, I saved that pic). I don't love saying fellas, it is just a word I use. I was crossdressing for Halloween, and I have one of those pictures in my car. I was a hot bitch and I was taking it in the ass, nothing wrong with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted June 1, 2003 "They were already digging the hole...I just gave them a bigger shovel" To which Mike Tenay would start yelling "YOU GAVE US GOD DAMN DYNAMITE TO DIG WITH!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Vince would say "Hell...I didn't Push the detonator...You had a chance to redeem yourself..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted June 1, 2003 To which Mike Tenay would say "IT'S VINCE RUSSO! HOLY SHIT, IT'S VINCE RUSSO!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 1, 2003 To which Vince would say "Holy SHIT! It's VIC VENOM! VIC VENOM!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rob Edwards Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Vince planning to drop wrestling from his shows entirley (already halfway there) and just running 2 hours of scantily clad women in badly acted pointless skits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Metal Maniac Report post Posted June 1, 2003 Personally, I'd like to hear that Kurt Angle was having an affair with Steph. The reasons for this are two-fold: 1. Bye-bye Trips. 2. So that Kurt Angle could return from his injury and be about as good a wrestler as Trips is currently, and slowly but surely start to hold down everyone on the Smackdown roster. Why do I want to see this? Because I think the backlash would be funny as HELL. Between all the people saying "Well, I never liked Kurt to begin with" and Anglesault vanishing, only to be replaced by BenoitButt in a matter of moments, I'd have myself a good laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted June 1, 2003 For comedy sakes... Billy Gunn, Slyvien Greiner and Patterson in a Gay sorid love triangle.. for the mainstream... Kurt Angle and Jericho for the murder of Paul Levensque. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted June 2, 2003 Would it so wrong for the DIVAs to have a porno tape suddenly appear out of nowhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted June 2, 2003 Triple-Juice actually getting caught with the Juice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rob Edwards Report post Posted June 2, 2003 Would it so wrong for the DIVAs to have a porno tape suddenly appear out of nowhere. Depends if Test was involved or not as the companies new sex god I'd suggest he probably will be Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
