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Hidden Talents?

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Guest Nevermortal

Does anyone here have any hidden talents?

 

I can make fart noises with my nut sac.

 

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Guest Downhome

I can do a fucking slew of voices. I've been thinking about making a webpage featuring all of them or something.

 

I also write.

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Guest treble charged

I can sit on my ass for hours at a time without moving once.

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Guest Nevermortal
I can sit on my ass for hours at a time without moving once.

I think that's a requirement in order to post here.

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Guest papacita

I'm pretty good at voice imitations. I can also draw pretty well.

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Guest Vern Gagne

I can bend my index fingers back pretty far.

 

I can suck up my spit.

 

I'm also good at voices.

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Guest treble charged
I can make women (and sometimes males) orgasm by my voice alone.

:wub:

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Guest Flyboy
I can pop my hip out of its socket.

I thought it was being dangerously pale... although, that isn't very hidden.

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Guest CanadianChick
I can pop my hip out of its socket.

I thought it was being dangerously pale... although, that isn't very hidden.

SHUTUP!

It's not my fault I don't tan. I'm always outside, yet I still don't tan. Can't say I don't try.

 

*goes in the corner and cries*

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Guest Flyboy

Look on the bright side...

 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Guest CanadianChick
Look on the bright side...

 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

STFU. That wasn't ever creative...do you know how many times I've heard that?

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Guest Flyboy

Who cares? I got a huge chuckle out of it. All is right with the world.

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Guest eiker_ir

i can make music videos wooo

 

i recently learned to write/read braille

 

i can do a kickflip, now can you do that? uh? uh?

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I can go from jovial life of the party to homicidal freak in .02 seconds. And I don't just say that, I mean a balls-out, people-need-to hold-me-back-until-I-collapse-under-the-weight-of-my-own-anger kind of anger. I seriously get so angry that I can't stand up anymore so I just collapse and start seeing things while my head throbs.

 

Man, I just took this thread down the dark path, but it is a pretty good hidden talent, if you think about it. Know anyone else who can do this?

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Guest Vern Gagne
I can go from jovial life of the party to homicidal freak in .02 seconds. And I don't just say that, I mean a balls-out, people-need-to hold-me-back-until-I-collapse-under-the-weight-of-my-own-anger kind of anger. I seriously get so angry that I can't stand up anymore so I just collapse and start seeing things while my head throbs.

 

Man, I just took this thread down the dark path, but it is a pretty good hidden talent, if you think about it. Know anyone else who can do this?

Kinda like a Kylie loving Incredible Hulk, who doesn't turn green.

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Guest Vern Gagne
I can make women (and sometimes males) orgasm by my voice alone.

Damn it Flyboy. Know, I've gotta change my underwear.

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Guest Kotzenjunge
I can go from jovial life of the party to homicidal freak in .02 seconds. And I don't just say that, I mean a balls-out, people-need-to hold-me-back-until-I-collapse-under-the-weight-of-my-own-anger kind of anger. I seriously get so angry that I can't stand up anymore so I just collapse and start seeing things while my head throbs.

 

Man, I just took this thread down the dark path, but it is a pretty good hidden talent, if you think about it. Know anyone else who can do this?

Kinda like a Kylie loving Incredible Hulk, who doesn't turn green.

You don't know how incredibly correct that analogy really is.

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Guest ViciousFish

Umm...lemme see....I can beat up my little brother who's bigger than me

 

 

I can remember the most useless trivial shit. The most useless talent possible

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Guest HBK16

Umm I dont know how special it is but I can clap with one hand. Without hitting it on another object. And I can move a piece of bone around on my wriste ever since I broke it.

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Guest Marshall

I can shake my eye balls from side to side. I've always been able to do it since I was a kid. It always freaks people out and I've never met another person who can do it.

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

I can move my eyes in different directions, raise both eyebrows individually (People's Eyebrow with BOTH of 'em), flare my nostrils on command, give myself an Elvis lip (I can move the right side of my upper lip individually from the rest of my mouth), and stick out the tendons in my neck (pretty freaky, actually).

 

I also have a great memory, and can listen/comprehend what you're saying when I'm doing three different things at once.

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Guest SP-1

I can make it appear that I have two sets of eyelids when I blink. Much like an alien from MiB.

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Guest Downhome
I can still drive straight when I'm drunk or/and high.

I hope when you have a wreck YOU die, instead of an innocent person, you bastard.

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Guest Renegade

I've been told I can kick very high...even though I dont study any martial art or do any stretching.

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