I just had a conversation with Zach Gowen...

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

I think he'd be great as a heel. He could beat his opponents with the fake leg and then argue that it's part of his body and therefore not an illegal weapon.

[Guest TheHulkster]

I can see it now:

 

Wrestlers having to walk a long distance from the parking lot to the arena while Gowen sits beside his car, parked right next to the arena, laughing at them.

 

He could strike old ladies and little kids who ask for his autograph. When the cops come, he can say it was an accident, with the cop believing every words of Zach's, having sympathy for him because of his handicap. When the old lady or child protests, the cop can take their tickets, rip them up, and remove them from the premises while Zach wears a big shit-eating grin.

 

He'd have to have some muscle behind him if he were a heel though. Right there is something Nathan Jones can do. He can tell us that we should be ashamed of ourselves for booing Zach. All the while, Zach could just be an asshole, with everyone eventually losing sympathy for him but Jones. Jones could become bitter toward the other superstars for being uncaring bastards. They could visit a children's hostpital for MS and Zach could run around telling them that at least they have both of their legs and that they should quit their greedy crybaby act. The possibilities are endless. I better stop there. I've been watching wrestling for too long. I'm going directly to hell. I'm an asshole for even thinking of these things. If Zach reads this, I'm sorry.

[Guest Choken One]

Those are great ideas and Zach would love those ideas...

 

Zach seems to have a good sense of humor about his handicap...Just I like about mine...

[Guest Downhome]

Those are great ideas and Zach would love those ideas...

 

Zach seems to have a good sense of humor about his handicap...Just I like about mine...

What in the world kind of handicap do you have?

[Guest Choken One]

I am Deaf...Means I hear nothing in one year and have minimal hearing in the other...

 

I have a sense of humor when it comes to deaf jokes...

[Guest Downhome]

I am Deaf...Means I hear nothing in one year and have minimal hearing in the other...

 

I have a sense of humor when it comes to deaf jokes...

Wow, I had no idea about that. You could never tell on here.

[Guest The Decadent Slacker]

Damn you people & your celebrities on AIM. I WANT TO TALK TO ONE TOO!! All i talked to was Jaleel fucking White one time. PM a sad guy some screennames, because i do not have a life worth mentioning

 

Any chance Zach could get us an interview with someone like Hogan?

[Guest Choken One]

I gave an entire history of it somewhere around here...

[Guest BoboBrazil]

He posts on the wc messageboard. He hasn't since he debuted on Smackdown though.

[Guest Downhome]

I gave an entire history of it somewhere around here...

I must have totally missed it, thanks.

[Guest alkeiper]

Here's how I think they'll end up using Zach. They'll have Vince McMahon challenge him to a match, on the condition that if Zach wins, Hogan comes back, but if he loses, Mr. America unmasks. Zach accepts because its his chance to live his dream and wrestle, and Vince figures he'll beat up a one legged kid and get rid of Hogan for good. Then when the match happens, Zach busts out his crazy wrestling moves and beats Vince.

[Guest art_vandelay]

Maybe since Z seems internet-savvy, you should point him into the direction of this site. He can have his own sub-folder and we could ask him all kinds of our dumbass questions.

Already been done by another board.

 

You can find the link in this thread.

[Guest B-X]

I've spoken to Jim Ross over AIM on two occasions. You'd be surprised, he's an interesting guy.

[Guest Downhome]

I've spoken to Jim Ross over AIM on two occasions. You'd be surprised, he's an interesting guy.

So did I, we cybered with one another by my pretending to be a hoss BAH GAWD!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

You guys talking to celebrities over AIM pisses me off.

 

The closest I've done to talking to wrestlers is talking to Mr. T over the phone.

[Guest Downhome]

You guys talking to celebrities over AIM pisses me off.

 

The closest I've done to talking to wrestlers is talking to Mr. T over the phone.

OMG, that's awesome!

 

Really, it is...

 

...I pity myself.

 

I've talked to a variety of celebrities by using the internet as a source, but most of them you guys wouldn't care about. I've hooked up with a few Country Music singers, etc... The most recent being the winner of Nashville Star, Buddy Jewell (his personal cell phone # is in my speed dial of my cell phone, heh). Not that any of you know who I'm talking about, but to Country Music fans it's awesome as fuck.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I'm suprised. Either people on this board are just VERY lucky for running into the genuine celebrities online and not their imitators, either that or some people are just too sure of themselves. Heh.

 

 

'Cause it seems like there's 50000 people pretending to be someone unimportant like Spike Dudley or Jeff Hardy, not to mention the popular people.

[Guest Downhome]

I'm suprised. Either people on this board are just VERY lucky for running into the genuine celebrities online and not their imitators, either that or some people are just too sure of themselves. Heh.

 

 

'Cause it seems like there's 50000 people pretending to be someone unimportant like Spike Dudley or Jeff Hardy, not to mention the popular people.

I'm sure a LOT of people talk to "celebrities" when it's really some ass just being a fool. Almost everyone I've talked to I've checked out to make sure it's the real deal. Another one that I've talked to in the past few months is Jerry Jarrett, a hell of a guy.

 

I love going into AOL chat rooms and pretending to be someone famous though, heh. I once went into a wrestling chat room and allowed everyone to interview me for around two hours, thinking I was Kevin Nash.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I once went into a wrestling chat room and allowed everyone to interview me for around two hours, thinking I was Kevin Nash.

I believe I've seen the logs from that one.

[Guest The Decadent Slacker]

Dude seriously, PM a loser some names. i have nothing, & talking to someone better off than myself would make me feel better/worse. How'd you guys find their names & shit anyway?

[Guest Downhome]

Dude seriously, PM a loser some names. i have nothing, & talking to someone better off than myself would make me feel better/worse. How'd you guys find their names & shit anyway?

It's amazing what a search engine, etc... could do for ya.

[Guest Downhome]

I once went into a wrestling chat room and allowed everyone to interview me for around two hours, thinking I was Kevin Nash.

I believe I've seen the logs from that one.

I posted it at www.IWantHoss.com I do believe.

 

Look for it under the section entitled "Hossgasm!".

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I posted it at www.IWantHoss.com I do believe.

 

Look for it under the section entitled "Hossgasm!".

Nice.

 

This reminds me of an old parody siteI was going to pull. Before I started burning money so fast, I was going to register WWEhosses.com and start a HOSSBYGODKING site.

[Guest Downhome]

I posted it at www.IWantHoss.com I do believe.

 

Look for it under the section entitled "Hossgasm!".

Nice.

 

This reminds me of an old parody siteI was going to pull. Before I started burning money so fast, I was going to register WWEhosses.com and start a HOSSBYGODKING site.

I only wish your dreams had come true.

[Guest EternallyLazy]

I once had an AIM wrestling chatroom thinking I was a wrestling legend that wrestled for years in the old territory days but never got a big break... the name? Jack "Iron Tap Shoes" McGuinty... the man that made Lou Thesz cry like a little girl with a stubbed toe

 

Every now and then, when I get on that screen name, I still have a few fans from that chatroom IM me to ask what I think of what's going on right now in wrestling lol

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

I pray to God that he turns on Hogan in order to secure a job in WWE with Vince McMahon, I would mark out so hard over that.

Yeah, but would the fans buy a scrawny 20 year old with one leg as a true threat to Hulk Hogan? He won't get much past being the underdog guy who wrestles in the first match to pop the crowd.

[Guest bravesfan]

I've spoken to Trish on a few occaisions, but nothing really of note that was dicussed.

[Guest Downhome]

I pray to God that he turns on Hogan in order to secure a job in WWE with Vince McMahon, I would mark out so hard over that. 

Yeah, but would the fans buy a scrawny 20 year old with one leg as a true threat to Hulk Hogan? He won't get much past being the underdog guy who wrestles in the first match to pop the crowd.

Slow down now, heh. I never said to even push him as a thread to Hogan. I simply suggested having him turn on Hogan and then join Vince in order to get a job in WWE. From there they would have a number of things they could do. Maybe have someone join Zach and McMahon in order to fight Hogan, while Zach remains a thorn in Hogan's side. Maybe just let the turn build huge heel heat for Zach and then just allow Zach to go on to fight more believable opponents for right now, etc...

[Guest alkeiper]

I heard some good ideas here about turning Zach heel, but for me it just reeks of Arquette turning on DDP for no real reason.

[Guest Downhome]

I heard some good ideas here about turning Zach heel, but for me it just reeks of Arquette turning on DDP for no real reason.

Well that was totally pointless. Not only was Arquette not a wreslter in any way, but there was also no grounds for HIM turning heel other than "just doing it". Zach has many reasons to turn heel that they could play up, and he's an actual wrestler.

 

I hope the hunger to finally wrestle in WWE overcomes him (angle wise) and it leads to him joining Vince in the end, I'd love that. Not only do we get him heel heat by turning on his "hero", but it also shows how much of a scumbag he is by joining Vince to get to his goal.