SJL CRIMSON CARD June 5, 2003

[Guest Thoth]

SJL CRIMSON

Date: Thursday, June 5, 2003

Due Time: 6 PM EST

Venue: America West Arena, Phoenix, Arizona

Send Marked Matches & Promos To: realitycheck

Notes: I have none sir thank you

 

Opening Promo: Manson

 

TEH MIXED TAG OPENER

Viktor Tarakanov & Cassius Atkinson vs Manson & "The Rebel" Shawn Tybalt

Description: We?ve got two evenly matched teams to start us off on Crimson, as two veterans will take relative rookies under their wings for a sit under the learning tree.

Rules: Mixed Tag match. When one man tags out, the other must tag out as well. For reference, only Tarakanov and Manson can be in the ring at the same time. Ditto for Atkinson and Tybalt.

Word Limit: 5000

Send To: Thoth

 

TEH TV TITLE MATCH

English Dragon vs Syndicate©

Description: A man who is not Edwin MacPhisto has his first title shot against a man who dethroned Leo Breslin?s short title run. Will his run be short as well?

Rules: Singles match. Standard DQ and countout rules apply.

Word Limit: 4000

Send To: Powerplay

 

TEH COMPLETELY NORMAL MATCH

David Blazenwing vs. Leo Breslin

Description: A heartbreaking defeat on Wrath for Leo Breslin. Tried so hard to win that TV belt... eh. He?s gonna take it out on Blazenwing... who might actually be able to take the punishment, seeing how he put up a fight against Crow.

Rules: Singles match. Standard DQ and countout rules apply.

Word Limit: 4000

Send To: WrestlingDeacon

 

TEH EURO CONTENDERSHIP MATCHZORZ... CON EL TWISTE!

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier vs John Duran

Description: The winner of this match gets to face Aecas. And that?s as funny as we get today. Duran might get another shot at the title, too. But... the only way to win is by countout! OMGWTFLOL kthxbye

Rules: No DQ in effect. Pins or submissions are ignored. Only way to win is via countout.

Word Limit: 4500

Send To: Tod deKindes

 

TEH FRIGGING EURO ALREADY

Charlie ?Grappler? Matthews vs. Aecas©

Description: He won a match so he gets a title shot. It gets no deeper than that unless they promo.

Rules: Singles match. Standard DQ and countout rules apply.

Word Limit: 5000

Send To: realitycheck

 

TEH PRAY TO FUCKING GOD SPIKE GAUNTLET MATCH

?Hollywood? Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Solomon, Dan ?The Phoenix? Caldwell, & ?The Extreme Solution? Jonathan Clarke

Description: It?s Spike?s signature match. 3 mostly untested ringwalkers (I MADE A WORD) against a man who gets made fun of in some places. If Spike wins, he gets... a world title shot. Yes he does.

Rules: Gauntlet match. Standard DQ and countout rules apply. Spike faces Solomon, Caldwell, and Clarke in that order. Those three may write together, but Spike gets no help.

Word Limit: 6000

Send To: Longdogger_Pete

Edited June 3, 2003 by Thoth

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

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[Guest Evolution]

Tod deKindes, not Tod_deKindes.

 

That's all I really have to comment on.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Duran, stop stealing my heat. Just kidding.

 

Yes, would somebody PLEASE just write it down somewhere that there's no _ in my name?

[Guest Thoth]

On the CC board, there's a _ in your name.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

That's a mistake. There never was one.

[Guest Aecas]

Oooooo nice, well good luck to ya Spike

[Guest Crowe]

That's a mistake. There never was one.

Yeah... like you'd know.

 

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Oh wait.

[Guest The Superstar]

Goooooooooo Spike~!!!!

 

 

 

oh yeah, go me, too.

 

 

TEH CARD AWEOSME!1!

[Guest emerald_fusion]

A Title defence right off that bat, against English Dragon it won't be easy, but hopefully i can keep my winning ways going.

[David Blazenwing 0]

Cool.

 

Stand back Breslin.... Blazenwing's Comin At Ya!

 

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Ahh... reeking of dead gimmicks today, I am.

[Guest Powerplay]

ANOTHER Gauntlet match?! Christ. Anyways, for all the new guys in there, you get to pick the order and where Spike stops his glorious run. You write your own match and you don't need to work with anyone else unless you want to write a co-write. If you want any more details on how to do the match, feel free to PM me or catch me on AIM later tonight; I'll be more than happy to help. I know it's a daunting task, but I'm sure one of you guys can pull it out!

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

ANOTHER Gauntlet match?! Christ. Anyways, for all the new guys in there, you get to pick the order and where Spike stops his glorious run. You write your own match and you don't need to work with anyone else unless you want to write a co-write. If you want any more details on how to do the match, feel free to PM me or catch me on AIM later tonight; I'll be more than happy to help. I know it's a daunting task, but I'm sure one of you guys can pull it out!

Don't help them J, damn you!

[Rawknight 0]

As I mentioned in chat, I think in future in a handicap match the singleton should have less words to work with than the team.. y'know to make it a HANDICAP and all that rather than an actual HELP?

[Guest Thoth]

THEY CANNOT PICK THE ORDER, READ MY MATCH DESCRIPTION, THEY HAVE A SET ORDER

 

YOU FUCK WITH ME JUDGE AND I WILL BREAK YOU, I WILL BREAK YOU LIKE THE DOG THAT YOU ARE

 

KILL WHITEY

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

THEY CANNOT PICK THE ORDER, READ MY MATCH DESCRIPTION, THEY HAVE A SET ORDER

 

YOU FUCK WITH ME JUDGE AND I WILL BREAK YOU, I WILL BREAK YOU LIKE THE DOG THAT YOU ARE

 

KILL WHITEY

Black Power.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Just like Judge, if you're looking for help with one of Spike's gauntlets, you can PM me - I've been there, done that, and am more than happy to share advice with you fellows.

[Guest kelloggs]

THEY CANNOT PICK THE ORDER, READ MY MATCH DESCRIPTION, THEY HAVE A SET ORDER

 

YOU FUCK WITH ME JUDGE AND I WILL BREAK YOU, I WILL BREAK YOU LIKE THE DOG THAT YOU ARE

 

KILL WHITEY

Black Power.

I knew I liked you for a reason Holly.

 

M. Francis

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Rules: Mixed Tag match. When one man tags out, the other must tag out as well. For reference, only Tarakanov and Manson can be in the ring at the same time. Ditto for Atkinson and Tybalt.

Holy shit, THAT'S CRAZY!

 

Oh, and since no one has done it yet, I call opening promo. The first quarter of Crimson will now be THE MANSON SHOW! I know you can't wait.