Raw backlash

[Guest Anglesault]

Can anyone answer these questions for me?

 

-Why did "Shorty" the eigth dwarf beat Mr. Perfect?

 

-How in God's name is Kane supposed to deal with the nWo?

 

-Why the hell did Kane leap frog Kurt Angle?

 

-Why are the Dudley Boyz spilliting up?

 

-How the fuck did Test get on the show I want to watch?

 

-Mark Henry's not dead?

 

-How did Lita make the top 20?

 

-Why is Kurt Angle stock in this useless Midcard feud with Edge?

 

-Is there a REASON Kurt Angle is in the intercontinental division?

[Guest AM The Kid]

-Why did "Shorty" the eigth dwarf beat Mr. Perfect?

        I don't have a damn clue.

 

-How in God's name is Kane supposed to deal with the nWo?

       He's KANE! Through hellfire and brimstone!

 

-Why the hell did Kane leap frog Kurt Angle?

      Previous answer.

 

-Why are the Dudley Boyz spilliting up?

     They'll probably be traded.

 

-How the fuck did Test get on the show I want to watch?

     *shrugs*

 

-Mark Henry's not dead?

     Doesn't look like it.

 

-How did Lita make the top 20?

     Yeah, aint that a kick in the pants?

 

-Why is Kurt Angle stock in this useless Midcard feud with Edge?

     Because they seem to see something in Edge *shrugs*

 

-Is there a REASON Kurt Angle is in the intercontinental division?

     Because X-Pac is now a main eventer. Ugh.

[Guest]

Can anyone answer these questions for me?

-Why did "Shorty" the eigth dwarf beat Mr. Perfect?

Perfect has been a jobber since he came back.  Jobbers deserve respect too.

 

-How in God's name is Kane supposed to deal with the nWo?

He can't.  I believe that was just a tease, because the nWo has to be traded.  nWo vs Kane, RVD & Booker would be squash city.

 

-Why the hell did Kane leap frog Kurt Angle?

Ummm... I didn't see that.  Angle was on Raw almost all freakin' show... and he was made to look much stronger than RVD in that match.   Kane only interfered in a lackluster, already done, nWo match.

 

-Why are the Dudley Boyz spilliting up?

They are stale.

 

-How the fuck did Test get on the show I want to watch?

Shane O'Mac.

 

-Mark Henry's not dead?

He's the strongest man alive.  Bring back Ken Patera.

 

-How did Lita make the top 20?

She's a woman, and the WWF is trying to stuff it down our throat that women can wrestle worth a damn.  Much like ESPN sticks the Women's NCAA Tourney down our throats.  Political correctness sucks.

 

-Why is Kurt Angle stock in this useless Midcard feud with Edge?

They're trying to build up Edge.  Kurt is a company man.  Tell him to me more of a manipulative bitch like HHH, Austin... then he'd be main eventing all year round.  I seriously wish Angle would.

 

-Is there a REASON Kurt Angle is in the intercontinental division?

He's not.  Angle didn't win the IC title.

[Guest MARTYEWR]

"-Why did "Shorty" the eigth dwarf beat Mr. Perfect?"

 

I have no idea.

 

"-How in God's name is Kane supposed to deal with the nWo?"

 

Set all three of them on fire, I guess.

 

"-Why the hell did Kane leap frog Kurt Angle?"

 

God only knows.

 

"-Why are the Dudley Boyz spilliting up?"

 

Because the WWF refuses to do the right thing and turn them face.

 

"-How the fuck did Test get on the show I want to watch?"

 

Because his complete blend of charisma and talent just fits right in [/sarcasam]

 

"-Mark Henry's not dead?"

 

Nah. He was just living in my basement this whole time.

 

"-How did Lita make the top 20?"

 

She shared her weed with Pat Patterson, I think.

 

"-Why is Kurt Angle stock in this useless Midcard feud with Edge?"

 

I don't know, but with the amount of TV time backstage that they give Angle, you'd think they know better.

 

"-Is there a REASON Kurt Angle is in the intercontinental division? "

 

You know, I'm beginning to side with you on these arguments, Anglesault.

[Guest kurtangledoesnotsuck]

Why did "Shorty" the eigth dwarf beat Mr. Perfect?

Snow White was the ref

 

-How in God's name is Kane supposed to deal with the nWo?

He'll target X Pac's neck injury

 

-Why the hell did Kane leap frog Kurt Angle?

His moveset expired

 

-Why are the Dudley Boyz spilliting up?

They ran out of tables

 

-How the fuck did Test get on the show I want to watch?

Vince wanted their to be a technical test before the show but someone mis understood and booked Nash,,, I mean Test.

 

-Mark Henry's not dead?

He's the world strongest man. So he's as well being dead.

 

-How did Lita make the top 20?

Vince? your fly is down.

 

-Why is Kurt Angle stock in this useless Midcard feud with Edge?

Edge can only work with Angle.

 

-Is there a REASON Kurt Angle is in the intercontinental division

Is there are REASON for you posting all these questions?

[Guest notJames]

-Why did "Shorty" the eigth dwarf beat Mr. Perfect?

 

'Cuz Perfect is mostly likely going to play JTTS on Heat while "Stubby" gets to play Lawler to Cole's JR on Smackdown.

 

-How in God's name is Kane supposed to deal with the nWo?

 

Probably a moot point since Vince will most likely trade for the nWold. Other than that, he might convince Flair to rehire Kronik  

 

-Why the hell did Kane leap frog Kurt Angle?

 

Is it better to jump over a lame duck or step on it and risk getting lame duck all over your boots?  

 

-Why are the Dudley Boyz spilliting up?

 

'Cuz Buh Buh the Misogynistic Redneck is INTENSE~! and D-Von the loveable sidekick is merely loud. Look for them to reunite this Thursday.

 

-How the fuck did Test get on the show I want to watch?

 

He promised to pass Stacy around like a doobie at the next booker's meeting. (Pat Patterson was the only dissenting vote.)

 

-Mark Henry's not dead?

 

It's actually D-Lo Brown on the Big Poochie diet.

 

-How did Lita make the top 20?

 

By threatening to show everyone her dick if she didn't get her way.

 

-Why is Kurt Angle stock in this useless Midcard feud with Edge?

 

So Edge can get the rub that Angle won't be needing anymore on his way to Jakked Hell.

 

-Is there a REASON Kurt Angle is in the intercontinental division?

 

He's just on hold there until Perry Saturn and him can trade places.

 

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.  

[Guest]

angle ought to be main-eventing IMHO, but rather than see him get jobbed out to rock or hogan, at least if he wrestles edge we'll see some good matches and angle will have a chance to win a few.

[Guest Anglesault]

angle ought to be main-eventing IMHO, but rather than see him get jobbed out to rock or hogan, at least if he wrestles edge we'll see some good matches and angle will have a chance to win a few.

Fuck that. It still makes him a midcarder.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Can anyone answer these questions for me?

 

-Why did "Shorty" the eigth dwarf beat Mr. Perfect?

Perfect deserves as much as a push as Tazz does.  Tazz is more over ( can't understand why) Tazz and Perfect both needed that win, and it looks like someone flipped a coin and Tazz won.

 

-How in God's name is Kane supposed to deal with the nWo?

JR is VERY high on Kane again.  It is just another small shake up in the angle, so the nWo doesn't just feud with Austin/Rock.  Xpac has back history and Kane needs a monster push or they need to kill his gimmick.

 

-Why the hell did Kane leap frog Kurt Angle?

He didn't Angle is actually very high profile now.  I saw plenty more of Angle and he made a lot more difference in the show that Kane.

 

-Why are the Dudley Boyz spilliting up?

It isn't exactly final.

 

-How the fuck did Test get on the show I want to watch?

I'd much rather see hi than Show, so it could be worse.

 

-Mark Henry's not dead?

No, but the top 20? Ridiculous

 

-How did Lita make the top 20?

Same as above.  Hell Maven made it too.

 

-Why is Kurt Angle stock in this useless Midcard feud with Edge?  Angle is a company man as said above.  Looks pretty interesting to me.  Would you rather him be put in Booker T's spot?

 

-Is there a REASON Kurt Angle is in the intercontinental division?  He's not!  The WWF is pushing the IC title hard obviously, making the holder very credible and high up on the card like the #2 belt in the company is supposed to be! RVD could get the big push and carry the IC title to a golden spot with him.  This should not be complained about.

[Guest Anglesault]

My responses in italics

Can anyone answer these questions for me?

 

-Why did "Shorty" the eigth dwarf beat Mr. Perfect?

Perfect deserves as much as a push as Tazz does.  Tazz is more over ( can't understand why) Tazz and Perfect both needed that win, and it looks like someone flipped a coin and Tazz won.

 

Tazz did not deserve the win

 

-How in God's name is Kane supposed to deal with the nWo?

JR is VERY high on Kane again.  It is just another small shake up in the angle, so the nWo doesn't just feud with Austin/Rock.  Xpac has back history and Kane needs a monster push or they need to kill his gimmick.

 

Kill the gimmick!

 

-Why the hell did Kane leap frog Kurt Angle?

He didn't Angle is actually very high profile now.  I saw plenty more of Angle and he made a lot more difference in the show that Kane.

 

Maybe it's me, but wasn't that KANE fighting with the Main Eventers and ANGLE fighting with Edge and RVD?

 

 

-How the fuck did Test get on the show I want to watch?

I'd much rather see hi than Show, so it could be worse.

I'd rather see Show. Show at least has charisma and is over.

 

-Why is Kurt Angle stock in this useless Midcard feud with Edge?  Angle is a company man as said above.  Looks pretty interesting to me.  Would you rather him be put in Booker T's spot?

 

Kurt just gave someone the rub last month. Why does he have to do it again?

 

-Is there a REASON Kurt Angle is in the intercontinental division?  He's not!  The WWF is pushing the IC title hard obviously, making the holder very credible and high up on the card like the #2 belt in the company is supposed to be! RVD could get the big push and carry the IC title to a golden spot with him.  This should not be complained about.

 

Yes, but why do Main evnters want to fight for it?

...

[Guest]

angle ought to be main-eventing IMHO, but rather than see him get jobbed out to rock or hogan, at least if he wrestles edge we'll see some good matches and angle will have a chance to win a few.

Fuck that. It still makes him a midcarder.

 

no argument there.  i guess the question is whether or not you'd prefer to see him job repeatedly at the main event level, or win some matches at a lower (midcard) level, and have the potential to help elevate the guy he is working with (i.e. edge if they choose to go that route).  i think the guy deserves to be at the main event level, and winning his share of matches, but right now it's not too likely, especially with Hogan coming to Smackdown (and apparently not having a program as of yet).  they could do worse than pair him with edge (although i'm an edge fan, so take that statement with a grain of salt).  for now i take solace in the fact that they're at least putting him with a guy who they're touting as a future main eventer instead of having him run around putting the anklelock on a bunch of jobbers.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

my answer to all of anglesault's questions.....the writers are on crack.

[Guest Anglesault]

no argument there.  i guess the question is whether or not you'd prefer to see him job repeatedly at the main event level, or win some matches at a lower (midcard) level, and have the potential to help elevate the guy he is working with (i.e. edge if they choose to go that route).  

I'd definatley prefer jobbing in the main events for two reasons.

 

1. He won't job that long, if at all.

 

2. If he goes down to the midcard especially having a boring ass feud with Edge, he may never make it back up.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

-How the fuck did Test get on the show I want to watch?

I'd much rather see hi than Show, so it could be worse.

I'd rather see Show. Show at least has charisma and is over.

Really?  Test is a better worker than Big Show.  Granted, that's like saying he's better on the mic than the Hardyz, but, bottom line, I'd much rather see Test wrestle than Big Show anyday.

[Guest]

there is a danger in getting shuffled back down the card and not making it back up.  however, with two title reigns to his credit (although the second one was a failure b/c of the booking), i think it's been shown that angle is a guy who can be elevated back to that level without much trouble.  the problem i see is that unless angle has the belt he's going to keep getting jobbed out in the main event scene.  i don't keep records or anything but from my memory it seems like in most of these main event tag matches, angle ends up being the one with his shoulders on the mat.  they are obviously going to try to run with hogan for as long as they can so if angle feuds with the hulkster, you know who's going down to the big leg drop.  and if HHH ends up on the smackdown scene, i don't see angle gettting many main event wins (at least ones of any real importance) anytime soon.  i think if edge could learn to make any facial expressions beside that stupid evil grin, an angle/edge feud wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

[Guest Anglesault]

-How the fuck did Test get on the show I want to watch?

I'd much rather see hi than Show, so it could be worse.

I'd rather see Show. Show at least has charisma and is over.

Really?  Test is a better worker than Big Show.  Granted, that's like saying he's better on the mic than the Hardyz, but, bottom line, I'd much rather see Test wrestle than Big Show anyday.

How can you tell when one suck is suckier than another suck?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i really wish they'd just reform edge and christian because the edge single push has not been a sucsess. he is no more over than when he was tag teaming.

[Guest]

i really wish they'd just reform edge and christian because the edge single push has not been a sucsess. he is no more over than when he was tag teaming.

as much as i'd like to see e&c reform, i don't know how well it'd work.  christian was never as over as edge when they were together...maybe things would be different now and people would be more vocal, but with the efforts they have invested in both (even if christian's was basically limited to his nice pyro), i don't see a reformation too soon...especially with them trying to push edge so hard...

[Guest Anglesault]

there is a danger in getting shuffled back down the card and not making it back up.  however, with two title reigns to his credit (although the second one was a failure b/c of the booking), i think it's been shown that angle is a guy who can be elevated back to that level without much trouble.  the problem i see is that unless angle has the belt he's going to keep getting jobbed out in the main event scene.  i don't keep records or anything but from my memory it seems like in most of these main event tag matches, angle ends up being the one with his shoulders on the mat.  they are obviously going to try to run with hogan for as long as they can so if angle feuds with the hulkster, you know who's going down to the big leg drop.  and if HHH ends up on the smackdown scene, i don't see angle gettting many main event wins (at least ones of any real importance) anytime soon.  i think if edge could learn to make any facial expressions beside that stupid evil grin, an angle/edge feud wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

Edge seems to be a bit of a blackhole. Nothing good can come from feuding with Edge. Christian had momentum before he lost to Edge. Regal was really over before he feuded with Edge. Storm was gaining momentum. Hell, almost anyone who has feuded with Edge since September has walked away with less than they came with. He most definately DID Billy Gunn the KotR, and that's DAMNED hard to do.

[Guest]

Edge seems to be a bit of a blackhole. Nothing good can come from feuding with Edge. Christian had momentum before he lost to Edge. Regal was really over before he feuded with Edge. Storm was gaining momentum. Hell, almost anyone who has feuded with Edge since September has walked away with less than they came with. He most definately DID Billy Gunn the KotR, and that's DAMNED hard to do.

christian definitely had momentum going into his feud with edge, and i think that botched program is something that neither guy has really been able to overcome.  they should have been able to stretch that one out a lot longer (and still be able to come up with some good stuff in doing so).

if you look back, winning KOTR is something of a coin toss as to whether you're going to be successful or not...sure you've got guys like austin, but you've also got the likes of gunn and mabel...so it's not quite a lock that you'll be successful.  obviously the writing has something to do with it.  i think the fact that edge was just turning face when he won KOTR, and then they tried to feud him with Gunn, who I believe turned heel the very night they had their first match, didn't get his "era of awesomeness" off to a good start.

[Guest muzanisa]

Edge & Christian were great. I like Christian on his own but Edge just doesn't work for me. E&C were funny, Their promos and backstage stuff was great especially with Foley. The Birthday party is one of my favourite bits of all time.

Now Edge just comes across as one of those idiots who think impersonating you badly is funny and his lines all seem tired. E&C = good

Christian = middling

Edge = heat sink

[Guest Anglesault]

Edge seems to be a bit of a blackhole. Nothing good can come from feuding with Edge. Christian had momentum before he lost to Edge. Regal was really over before he feuded with Edge. Storm was gaining momentum. Hell, almost anyone who has feuded with Edge since September has walked away with less than they came with. He most definately DID Billy Gunn the KotR, and that's DAMNED hard to do.

christian definitely had momentum going into his feud with edge, and i think that botched program is something that neither guy has really been able to overcome.  they should have been able to stretch that one out a lot longer (and still be able to come up with some good stuff in doing so).

if you look back, winning KOTR is something of a coin toss as to whether you're going to be successful or not...sure you've got guys like austin, but you've also got the likes of gunn and mabel...so it's not quite a lock that you'll be successful.  obviously the writing has something to do with it.  i think the fact that edge was just turning face when he won KOTR, and then they tried to feud him with Gunn, who I believe turned heel the very night they had their first match, didn't get his "era of awesomeness" off to a good start.

I truely think Edge is the most boring and stale character in the WWF right now.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

more than rikishi or kane

[Guest Anglesault]

Yes.

 

[Guest]

Anglesault he's not in the mains because they don't have any potential feuds for him up there. He is the least established so he has to do some work in the midcard. I love Angle and I don't think this is bad at all for him.

 

JR is VERY high on Kane again.  It is just another small shake up in the angle, so the nWo doesn't just feud with Austin/Rock.  Xpac has back history and Kane needs a monster push or they need to kill his gimmick.

Why is he high on Kane now?

 

I'd definatley prefer jobbing in the main events for two reasons.

 

1. He won't job that long, if at all.

 

2. If he goes down to the midcard especially having a boring ass feud with Edge, he may never make it back up.

If the feud with Edge sucks it could be Angle's fault. Ever think of that?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

i think angle is pretty established in the main event scene. and jr's high on kane because he gets a hard on for big men.

[Guest Anglesault]

If the feud with Edge sucks it could be Angle's fault. Ever think of that?

No. All of Kurt's recent feuds have been good. Alll of Edge's have sucked.

[Guest]

Well since Kurt has good feuds and Edge has bad ones they should cancel each other out and have an average feud. Wouldnt you agree?

 

CWM yes Angle is established as a main but he is the least established. You could say the NWO but Vince spent too much on them to demote them so quick. Also Kane beign a hoss cant be the reason JR is high on him now. Kane has always been big but JR has not always been hot on him I dont think.

[Guest Anglesault]

Well since Kurt has good feuds and Edge has bad ones they should cancel each other out and have an average feud. Wouldnt you agree?

An average feud won't help Kurt either.

 

[Guest]

But it wont hurt him. Besides...this will kill time before he get back to the mains. Dont be a dick about this whole thing bro. Its not like Angle is done for.