Guest SP-1 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 ((Last week on Intense Zone!) (Clips of the PRL/Mad Cappa match are shown as some music is played) Cappa punches PRL and sends him into the corner... PRL does a Flair Flip and gets clotheslined off the apron... PRL does his patented leap frogs... Cappa with the IMPACT!... PRL elbows Cappa down and dances to mock him... PRL misses the FU Elbow Drop... Sharpshooter by PRL...(which fades into)...Walls of Cappa by TMC... Both Bust A Cap's are shown back to back... (Suddenly the music becomes dark sounding as Vitamin X shows up) Taser shot by Vitamin X!... PR Nightmare! 1...2...3!!! JR: BAW GAWD~! I Don't believe it! I Don't believe what I just saw! I don't believe it! The PR Nightmare and Chokeslam on Cappa are shown... Cappa is handcuffed and hit with the taser 4 more times... PRL wails on Cappa with a chair... PRL is shown breaking Cappa's arm and leg with the chair... PRL leaps off the top rope with the ringbell smashing Cappa's throat into the guardrail... Cappa is taken away on a stretcher... The final shot is of Puerto Rican Lightning raising the Puerto Rican Championship while grinning angrily. He then laughs an evil laugh as the screen fades to black (As we fade out we hear JR in the background) JR: Cappa may never wrestle again thanks to that no good Puerto Rican Lightning! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 BOOM! Pyro EXPLODES all around the OAOAST Arena as we kick off tonights INTENSEZONE~! Cut To: The Announcer's Desk with: JR Hello folks, it's Good Ol' JR in the booth with - Jesse The Finest Body this side of Tony, Jesse Ventura. JR And tonight we've got a hell of a show for you. The OAOAST TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS will be on the line as the betrayed LOS INFERNALES defend against the new TRINITY! Jesse Ha! That genius bastard Popick set those boys up good. Ed and Jacob X aren't strangers despite their names, and the Poet and Dandy have their work cut out for them tonight. JR You would stick up for Popick! Cue: "No Chance" JR Wait - what? Am I at the right show? JESSE You know he doesn't like us working for the competition. He's come for us! The crowd in the OAOAST arena wonder just WTF LOL is going on!!! Then out of the curtain walks a man in a very nice suit swinging his arms wildly about…and he’s wearing a mask of a CEO of a wrestling company!!!! “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our very special guest…VINCE MCMAHON MASK!!!!!!!!!!” Mask walks into the ring with a big smile and requests a microphone, which he receives! We can see he has a small breathing hole in the mouth of his mask, where his gravelly voice begins to speak out of!!! “Hello one and all you bastards!!!!! I am the Vince McMahon Mask, arch-enemy of none other than your favorite little buddy Masked Man!” The crowd relentlessly boos!!!! Or, no wait! They’re booing at security pulling away a naked girl!! They deserve to be booed!!!!! Anyway, back to Vince McMahon Mask!!! “Well, I’ve been getting a lot of phone calls……………………ok, you know I’m lying. Heh heh heh…I’ve gotten one phone call from none other than Jim Ross. I believe we have that message on file. Monkeys, could you please play that file thanks so much.” JR: BAH GAWD YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!! WHY’D YOU HIT MASKED MAN WITH THAT SHOE YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH!!!! VINCE MCMAHON MASK, I’LL KILL YOUR ASS WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN IN BARBECUE SAUCE IF I HAVE TO!!!!!!! I PROMISE IT TO BE SO!!!!!!!!!! “Now, heh…Mr. Ross, I don’t know how you got my number. But by the by, I promise I will have one of my body guards anally rape you! But moving back to Masked Man. Why did I hit you with your only weakness last week on IntenseZone? Or, you may be more curious as to why I *knew* that shoes were the Masked Man’s weakness! Well, sit back, go to the bathroom, and bring me back some nachos, because this’ll be a long story!!! “Masked Man and I go back a long ways. In fact, we were both aspiring wrestlers in the summer of ’69, washing Corvettes and sneaking our dad’s Playbill Mags to see the hottest women. Although, Masked Man was a little queer if you catch my drift. Anyways, we decided to be wrestlers after watching Lou Thesz live in person. So we went to train! But for some odd and bizarre reason, Masked Man got picked to receive free training! And I was left in the dust because my dad was a senile old crack cocaine dealer living in the streets of Aberdeen, Washington, while my mother was a pent-up hooker chasing cars on the left side of the Alamo. But I digress. So Masked Man received his formal wrestling training, while I was forced to train the hard way. In the back streets of Miami, Florida, I fought gangsters day in and day out, for a little dollar bill or ten. I gained my fisticuffs by beating guys named Javier and Juan, hoping to one day be as good as my then-friend, Masked Man. “Then something terrible happened. We were at the Withlacoochie Gym, where Masked Man received his training, and he said he wanted to try a wrestling maneuver on me. Now, remember, I was not a trained wrestler at this point. I agreed, however, as he assured me it wouldn’t involve any bumping or things I didn’t know about. He then proceeded to reach forward, at my bare chest, and then grab my perfectly-tan nipple between his thumb and forefinger and twist, contort, and disfigure it a complete one hundred and eighty degrees!!! Do you want to see the pain that put me in??!!?!?” Vince McMahon Mask then unbuttons his dress shirt, exposing his bare chest…and an extremely dark purple left nipple. The crowd gasps in fright!!! No, wait, they’re gasping because a male fan just ripped off his pants and is robbing the popcorn vender!!! Anyway back to the promo! “Yeah, he did that to me! And now I’ll *NEVER* be able to secrete milk from my left nipple, because of that bastard Masked Man and his titty twister!! So from that day forward, I vowed revenge on your Masked friend, all the way up until last Monday night. You see, I was trained by the great Rikishi Fatu beforehand, learning all the moves of a true Samoan. I used a mask…a Vince McMahon Mask, to hide my identity. You see, this mask symbolizes that I have all the power of Vince McMahon, with all the secrecy of you, Masked Man. “I just so happened to be in the crowd Monday, and seeing Masked Man use that DREADED TITTY TWISTER again on poor Bannable Offense made me cringe…AND IT GAVE ME RELAPSE, YOU GOOD SON OF A BITCH!!!!! RELAPSE!!!!!!!!! So I did what I thought was best…I jumped the barrier and hit you with your one weakness…being friends with you all those years, I knew that was your one weakness. “And so it happened. I sent you to the ambulance…where I was waiting. Now, granted, I couldn’t attack you while I was driving, because damn it, I’m a safe driver! But once we pulled up to the hospital, you were ALL MINE!! And let’s just say your BUTTHOLE may feel a little sour!!!!! “So folks, don’t count on seeing your precious Masked Man here tonight. Last I checked, he was at a meager seventy five percent health! So say goodbye, because I’m Vince McMahon Mask, damn it, NO CHANCE IN HELL~!!!!!” Instead of “No Chance” playing however!! Instead out of the speakers comes “ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and the crowd begins to cheer wildly for MASKED MAN!!!!!! However, Masked Man doesn’t come out! But backstage we see something pull into the arena…IT’S AN AMBULANCE!!!!!! AND WHO IS DRIVING THE AMBULANCE YOU MAY ASK!!!! IT’S MASKED MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vince McMahon Mask is irate in the ring, singing, “Oh, what the fuck is you doing here?!?!??!” And the ambulance pulls into the ramp as the crowd goes CRAAAAaaZY!!! And Masked Man parks it right outside the ring and climbs out, and leaps onto the hood of the car telling Vince Mask to JUST…………………….BRING IT!!!!!!!! Vince obliges and walks out, and the two begin punching madly on the hood of the ambulance! However, since he is only at seventy five percent condition, MM throws a wild clothesline which McMahon Mask ducks, and then sends a boot into the midsection of Masked! He then gives him a *MIDDLE FINGER* before turning around, placing his arm under Masked’s head, and then dropping into a sitting position with THE MAC STUNNER~!!!!!!!!! Masked Man sails backwards and lands back-first on the windshield of the ambulance!!! AND IT CRACKS!!! Summoning his Samoan wrestling knowledge, Vince McMahon mask then charges at Masked Man, and turns around, sending his posterior into the face of Masked Man with a BUTT bump…and Masked Man GOES THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD!!!!!!!!!! But Vince McMahon remains relentless, and pulls down his pants!!!! He audibly says “Masked Man, you will now pucker up and KISS MY NICE ASS!!!! IT DOES TRICKS!!!!!” However, it is revealed that he has an Ass Mask over his ASS!!! And he then rubs it all around Masked Man’s masked face, executing the STINKY MASK!!!!! Masked Man crumbles unconsciously as another ambulance pulls up to carry Masked Man away, while Vince McMahon Mask is retained by security!!! Vince McMahon Mask happily grumbles under his mask, getting the best of Masked Man for a second week in a row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Cut to: The announcer's desk) (JR and JESSE both sit looking very, very confused) JR I . . . I have not the words. I don't know what to say. JESSE I'm confuzzled . . . we'll be right back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 (The Dames is seen sitting behind a desk talking on the phone. The crowd pops for our fearless leader) DAMES (Talking to someone on the phone) So what are you wearing right now....for real!?....Girl when I get back...hold on someone's on the other line....Hello.....hey girl, how are you.....no I didn't forget...(Dames looks up and a look of anger appears on his face)...I'll have to call you back (Hangs up the phone)...What do you want? (The camera pans around to show Puerto Rican Lightning standing in the doorway, smiling. He enters the room followed by Mr. Boricua, Vitamin X, and Lindsay Gonzalez) PRL I told you...I told you good. DAMES You told me what? (Becomes impatient) PRL Last week I told you I deserved that main event spot and I proved it. I sent that punk ass Mad Cappa packing. I crippled his ass and probably gained this show it's highest rating ever. You need me "Damian" (said in a mocking tone and even hand gestures for the quotes) IZ needs me in the main event spot cause no one else can do it. So I have another favor to ask. No...wait...I have a demand. DAMES I don't care what your "demand" (said in the same mocking tone and with the same gestures) is. The answer is no! (PRL looks pissed and balls up his fist like he's going to punch Dames) PRL You see that's the funny thing about a demand...you either do it or else. I want a North American Title shot against Shooter Jay tonight! DAMES No. PRL Perhaps your hearing isn't too good. Boricua...clean this man's ears out! DAMES Come on fat bastard...I'm ready for you this time. You think I won't take advantage of the Warzone rules here on IZ? I already have a person in mind for the NA title shot. PRL Who!? DAMES The man who was screwed over by Orion during his NA Title shot last week........The Blurricane (the crowd pops for Dames' decision). (PRL is pissed and pulling at his hair in rage) PRL Well maybe this will change your mind (pulls out a pair of brass knucks and swings for Dames' face, but out of nowhere The Blurricane grabs PRL's arm to stop him and yanks the brass knucks off his hand) PRL What the hell!? Where did you come from? BLURRICANE My Blurry-Senses were tingling and told me there was trouble. PRL Your what!? Listen freak I'll give you a choice. Either you give up your title shot to me...or I'll cripple you like I did The Mad Cappa! BLURRICANE Bring it on Beeyotch! (Throws his arms out to the side) I'll put my shot at the NA title on the line tonight in a match against you if you want it so badly! I would like nothing better than to avenge Citizen Cappa against you! DAMES If you two wanna fight then go right ahead. PRL if you try to pull what you did with Cappa you can forget having any more title shots. You hear me? PRL Whatever you say boss...whatever you say. (Smiles as he turns to leave the room) Oh I almost forgot (extends his hand to Blurricane and Blurricane reluctantly reaches for it. As he does PRL decks him in the face) Good luck....punk! (Blurricane rubs his face and Dames reaches down to help him up, but Blurricane pops up to his feet and gives Dames a "hokey thumbs up" to say that he's okay) (Cut To: The Ring) Ring Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... (*"Get on Top"by the Red Hot Chili Peppers fires up over the PA*) RA: From Boston, Massachusetts, accompanied to the ring by Lauren and Janet, at a total combined weight of 397 pounds, "the Icon" Sonic Youth and the OAOAST North American champion, "Shooter" Jay Darring, FEATURED ATTRACTION! (*The entire FA crews struts out from the entranceway to a TREMENDOUS pop!*) JR: Two singles competitors who have really shined since their debuts, making their first appearance together as a unit tonight on IntenseZone! RA: And their opponents... (*"Battery" by Metallica begins to play*) RA: From Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 200 pounds, ADAM ROY! JR: Here comes someone who has only made sparse appearances on this program. Jesse: He explained this to me in the back JR. He took a break from wrestling and discovered the true meaning of his life. JR: How did he do that? Jesse: By working in a maple syrup factory. JR: I see. (*The music segues into "Land Down Under" by Men at Work.*) RA: And his tag team partner, from Outback Australia, weighing in at 220 pounds, NANKS! JR: Another competitor who has appeared very rarely on IntenseZone. Jesse: He's been in mourning JR. JR: Mourning? Jesse: A dingo ate his baby. Nanks and Roy are conferring on the outside, discussing strategy. They don't see Sonic and Jay setting up inside the ring- Jay down on all fours, Sonic springs off his back- POETRY IN MOTION TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING CONNECTS ON NANKS AND ROY! JR: A move made famous by Jeff Hardy! Jesse: And improved upon by Sonic Youth, that's the Rising Angel! Sonic Youth moves out of the way as the opponents get to their feet. Nanks and Roy turn around, straight into RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT BY DARRING! JR: The crowd is on their feet for this aerial display by Featured Attraction! Sonic Youth picks Nanks up and PLANTS him on the hard concrete floor with the Flowing DDT! Jesse: Well, he's done. Featured Attraction throw Adam Roy back into the ring. Irish whip, Roy goes into the ropes, Jay runs forward and drops down, Roy jumps over Jay's body straight into Sonic's waiting arms! Jay bounces off the ropes with a Hart Attack clothesline. Sonic Youth hooks Roy in the TWILIGHT while Jay comes off the ropes- legdrop to Roy's head by Jay. Sonic releases the Twilight and grabs a camel clutch, as Jay hits the ropes again and dropkicks Adam Roy in the face! JR: That's the Featured Attraction Dream Sequence! A spectacular display of tag team chemistry! Jesse: These two have obviously been training rigorously in the gym, but it will all be for naught against the winners of tonight's tag team title match! Featured Attraction don't match up to either of those teams. Sonic Youth locks in the Twilight again, looking for the submission victory. But Nanks scrambles into the ring and breaks the hold with a BOOMERANG CLOTHESLINE! JR: A move made famous by Nanks' hero, Outback Jack! Nanks picks Sonic up and hits him with two hard punches to the gut, followed up by a hard knee to the face, but Jay sneaks up behind Nanks and hits him with the AFTERTHOUGHT! Jesse: Well, NOW he's done. Jay tosses out Nanks, and he and Sonic are setting up for something big- they pick up Adam Roy, each grab an arm, pick him up- BREAKOUT BOMB! JR: BREAKOUT BOMB! BREAKOUT BOMB! A MOVE INVENTED BY JAY AND HIS FORMER TAG PARTNER, UNDISPUTED! Adam Roy is prone and unconscious on the canvas. Jay and Sonic point to the same turnbuckle, and both start climbing it! Jesse: The hell? JR: They're climbing the SAME TURNBUCKLE?! Featured Attraction are both perched precariously on the top rope- STEREO SUPERFLY SPLASHES BY FEATURED ATTRACTION, AND THEY BOTH COME CRASHING DOWN HARD ON ADAM ROY! JR: THE FATAL ATTRACTION! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT! Jay and Sonic are both clutching their chests in pain, but Sonic jumps forward and covers Adam Roy! 1....2....3! Ring Announcer: Your winners of the match, FEATURED ATTRACTION! Jay and Sonic high five each other and raise each other's hands in victory to raucous applause! JR: After a display like that, the Trinity better watch their backs! It's only a matter of time before they taste a Fatal Attraction! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 (edited) *The lights go out in the arena. A large screen lights up as a video of Banky at Dangerous A's house begins. We see Banky sneaking around the outside of a house. Its night time so he is wearing a mini flash light on the top of his head to see. He is wearing all dark with BANKYWOOD in large white writing across the front.* Banky: Oh no, this is oh so dangerous!!! ehhh? Dangerous A, here I am...outside your house. Its 11 o'clock...do you know where your kids are? Haha, thats funny, because I do. They are tucked in upstairs with daddy watching over them. I don't blame him. He's a business man, he must protect his investments. And a shrill business man to boot. Oh, if he wouldn't have been such a hack, we could be in Tokyo right now, training at his Dojo. But no, motherfucker had to make things complicated. Well just like Avril Lavigne, I'd like to bust your skull open. Huh? Whatcha gotta say now? *Looks into the distance* Banky: Look at me, I'm so angry I'm shaking *mockingly shakes hand obnoxiously* Banky: That bastard is lucky he ain't here right now, I'd beat him like a foster child *crowd in the live arena begins to boo loudly* Banky: I'm feeling so damned courageous right now, I'm gonna scale the damned house to teach that bastard a lesson in respect. Because honestly, everyone respects Banky. The greatest entertainer of all-time. *He reaches into his belt and pulls out a pick ax* Banky: Oh Dangerous A, its time to die..... *He looks over and sees Dangerous A standing over him. The live crowd begins to buzz* Banky: Heyyyy maaan *Dangerous A takes a swing at him and knocks Banky to the ground. He begins to open up with stiff kicks to banky's face. He kicks him again and again and again. The crowd is going wild. He picks him up and throws him face first against the stucko on his house. Banky reals backwards as blood is smeared all over the house. Banky tries to run off but he runs into the gate in the backyard. He begins to run the other way and is met up with a Yakazuka Kick by Dangerous A. He falls flat on his face. DA picks up Banky's lifeless body and drapes it over his shoulders. He carries him to the front of his house and throws it into the back of a pick up truck. He gets into the vehicle and drives off.* Screen fades to black. Jesse: Is he kidnapping Banky? JR: This is a volatile situation to be sure. Hammer’s “2 Legit 2 Quit” blares over the PA system as Bannable Offense does his best Running Man as he appears at the entrance before dancing his way to the ring, taking his time to play to the crowd. He waves at the cameraman before rolling into the ring. JR: Bannable Offense making his way to the ring looking to have shaken off the negative effects of his grueling match against Masked Man on last week’s iZ. I tell ya, Jesse, this kid has got guts. Jesse: Are you even looking at that monitor, JR? This guy acts and is dressed an utter buffoon! JR: By the look of the smile on his face, he’s really glad to be here! *Jesse glimpses at JR’s monitor* Jesse: Damned state of Minnesota! Your monitor is not even plugged in! JR: Bah gawd, Jesse…This is going to be one hell of a slobberknocker. Bannable taps the ring announcer on the shoulder and hands him a few notecards scribbled upon with black marker and exits the ring. The ring announcer glances at the notecard and quickly turns to the exiting BO, mouthing the phrase, “Are you serious?” Bannable Offense nods affirmatively and encourages the announcer to continue before disappearing underneath the apron. Announcer: And his opponent…he is a multi-time professional wrestling champion and undefeated in his venture into the world of mixed martial arts. He is rumored to have been trained by the legendary Bolo Yeung, best known as Chong Li from the movie “Bloodsport”. Ladies and gentlemen, he is PETER “BROOOOOMY” MCSTICKERSOOOOON! At that very moment, a broomstick emerges from underneath the ring along with Bannable Offense. BO slides into the ring and stands the broomstick against a corner and casually walks passed the announcer and referee, who both appear to be horribly confused by this turn of events, to the opposite corner. JR: BAH GAWD! BROOMY MCSTICKERSON! BROOMY MCSTICKERSON HAS ARRIVED IN OAOAST! HE’S ONE HELL OF A HOSS, JESSE! Jesse: C’mon, JR, you don’t even have to look at the monitor. You can see it’s a BROOMSTICK! JR: Bannable Offense definitely has his work cut out for him here with a high caliber athlete the likes of Broomy McStickerson. Jesse peers at JR’s monitor to see him glaring at a hoss porn magazine and only glancing once in awhile at the action in the ring. Jesse: Look, I know you’re upset that your BBQ sauce sales haven’t picked up but… The bell rings as Bannable Offense tentatively, almost frightened, toward the broomstick. He locks up with the broomstick as best he can and snapmares it into the center of the ring. He quickly backs off and a long standoff ensues before BO slides down onto the broomstick and grabs it with a grounded side headlock. Suddenly BO slides the broomstick across his own throat and Bannable Offense scrambles towards the ropes and places his foot on the ropes. The referee stands there until Bannable Offense begins slamming his foot in anger that the hold has yet to be broken. The referee finally reprimands the broomstick, feeling as stupid as I feel narrating this match before the broomstick “lets BO go” at the count of four. Bannable scrambles out of the ring to gather his wits. Bannable slides back in and picks the broomstick back up and takes it over with a fireman’s carry. BO springs to his feet and runs the ropes, jumping over the broomstick repeatedly…for quite sometime…any day now…oh there he goes, with an elbowdrop THAT MISSES! Jesse: How in the world do you miss an elbowdrop against a broomstick? JR: McStickerson, cunning as he is, moved out of Bannable Offense’s range just in time… Jesse: No he didn’t! He kicked it out of the way and purposely missed it! JR: That A-Train is a hoss…mmm…bah gawd… Jesse: Dammit, go make hoss sauce on your own time, JR… Meanwhile, BO batters himself with the broomstick and falls back with it across his shoulders. BO has his shoulders pinned to the ground and his legs kicking in the air and the referee figures it’s a pinfall attempt and slaps the canvas. ONE! TWO! THREE? Did he get him? NO! Oh so close! Bannable Offense falls to the side narrowly escaping pinning himself…bah…I mean escaping the pinfall of Broomy McStickerson. And dammit, JR, no wonder nobody’s buying your hoss sauce, er, BBQ SAUCE, I meant BBQ sauce! Dear God, this match is awful…I don’t even want to narrate this anymore so I’ll spare you the details here and fast forward to the ending. Bannable Offense and a bloody Broomy McStickerson (actually just red magic marker courtesy of BO) are on the top rope, the broomstick appear ready to superplex BO off of it. They fall back but BO counters in midair landing on top of the broomstick. He pops back up and with a second wind, signals that he’s going to finish it. The crowd cheers, though I’m not sure if they’ve actually liked this match or are just happy to see it end. Bannable Offense steps out to the ring apron and looks to the crowd before pouncing onto the top rope and back into the ring with the Criminal Offense! CRAAACK! JR: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! MCSTICKERSON IS BROKEN IN HALF! QUITE LITERALLY! I MEAN IT THIS TIME! BO recovers and looks a little shocked before covering the broomstick. ONE TWO THREE! DING DING DING! Announcer: Your winner is Bannable Offense…I guess. “2 Legit 2 Quit” begins to play but BO looks down distraught at the broken broomstick. He tugs at the shirt of the referee and flashes him an X signal. The referee tries to leave, but after nearly getting his shirt ripped off, finally concedes and signals for paramedics to come down. They roll down a gurney and what appears to be a roll of masking tape to the ring. BO quickly seizes the tape and begins to wrap it around the broken broomstick. After a minute the broomstick is fully repaired, albeit with a large ball of tape around with it and slightly crooked. Bannable places it on the gurney and they all head to the back. BO manages to get some token applause from the crowd and he gives them all a thumbs-up while pointing towards the gurney. JR: (in a really serious, monotone voice) You really hate to see that happen to a wrestler. These guys give it their all and it’s just heartbreaking when something like this happens. Folks, we will keep you up to date on the condition of Broomy McStickerson as the show progresses. Jesse: Shut the fuck up, JR... Edited June 4, 2003 by SpiderPoet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 JR Next up we have a match for the Number One Contender to the North American title between The Blurricane and Puerto Rican Lightning. JESSE This match shouldn't even be happening JR! PRL should be the #1 Contender already! This should be a title match against Shooter Jay! JR Blurricane was screwed last week. He deserves this match. JESSE Yeah, but was Blurricane involved in the highest rated segment last week? PRL was. He showed why he's the number one star on IZ. JR Well speaking of what happened last week, we're going to hear from Vitamin X next week on why he joined the Lightning Crew! JESSE Why wouldn't he join the Lightning Crew? They're the hottest thing around. JR Well with that let's head to the ring for the match. RING ANNOUNCER This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Number One Contender to the North American Title!! Boom! (Lightning strikes the stage) CUE: Bulls on Parade PRL does the Curt Henning gum swat and begins walking down to the ring with Mr. Boricua, Vitamin X, and Lindsay Gonzalez. He is decked out in his usual red Puerto Rico long tights and Puerto Rico flag boots. He is cool and cocky as he walks down to the ring. RING ANNOUNCER Now coming to this ring at this time, accompanied to the ring by Vitamin X, his bodyguard Mr. Boricua, and his valet, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. Weighing in at 223lbs. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. He is the Puerto Rican Champion. PUERTO RICAAAANNNNNN LIGHTTTNNNNNINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! (An extra lound "PR Sucks" chant erupts from the crowd as PRL walks to the ring. PRL plugs his ears to drown out the noise. The crowd chant changes to a "Cap-pa" chant. PRL yells at the crowd) PRL Cappa is never coming back! He's finished! JR Damn PRL! He's happy that he injured The Mad Cappa! He's happy that he ended a man's career! JESSE What's he supposed to do, mourn over it JR? (The crowd boos and throws garbage at PRL, but PRL just smirks. "PR Sucks" chants start up again and PRL plugs his ears. When that doesn't work he slaps his forehead four times. PRL seeks comfort with Lindsay before speaking to the crowd again) PRL Shut up! You can chant all you want, but I'm not going anywhere...unlike Cappa! CUE: Rock You Like a Hurricane (The Blurricane comes shooting out of the stage with his arms extended) RING ANNOUNCER Coming to the ring, from Parts Unknown! Weighing in at 191 pounds...The Blurricane! (The crowd pops as Blurricane swooshes to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. He stands up and twirls his cape around before tossing it ringside. PRL climbs into the ring) JR The Blurricane has been on a tear lately and I don't think PRL can take him one on one, but of course it won't be one on one with three people wandering around ringside! JESSE It's Blurricane's own fault he doesn't bring anyone to ringside. He's chosen to go at it alone! *DING DING DING* PRL and Blurricane circle each other and look to lock up. Blurricane moves in, but PRL ducks aside and smiles. PRL calls for a test of strength and Blurricane moves in slowly. Blurricane reaches up to lock hands with PRL even though the crowd warns him not to. Blurricane grabs a knuckle lock and kicks PRL in the gut before PRL can cheapshot him. Blurricane continues to hold on as he runs up the turnbuckles and leaps off, Armdragging PRL down. JESSE That was a cheapshot! Aren't you going to say anything about that JR? JR It was a smart move! PRL would have done the same thing if Blurricane hadn't done it first. It's not against the rules! PRL quickly gets up and locks up with Blurricane. PRL backs him into a corner and throws some chops. PRL whips him to the other corner and comes in with a Splash. Blurricane falls forward and PRL covers. 1...2...No! JR PRL with the early advantage! JESSE Even though he had to deal with cheapshots! PRL picks Blurricane up and whips him to the ropes. As Blurricane comes back PRL hits him with a Clothesline. He waits for Blurricane to get up and whips him to the ropes again. Leapfrog...another Leapfrog...and an Armdrag as Blurricane comes back. Blurricane gets up a little slower and is taken down again by a Spinning Wheel Kick. Cover. 1...2...No!! JESSE Look at this JR! PRL is in total control right now! Blurricane just isn't main event material like PRL is! JR Well the jury is still out on whether PRL is main event material. As Blurricane is getting up PRL comes in for a Shining Wizard, but Blurricane pops up and grabs PRL for a Chokeslam. PRL elbows out and runs to the ropes. As he comes back Blurricane Superkicks him! Cover. 1...2...No! JR Blurricane is getting back into this match Jesse! JESSE It's only for now JR! Blurricane picks him up and hits a Scoop Slam. He hits the ropes and drops and elbow on PRL. Cover for only a 2 count. Blurricane picks PRL up and hits a Backdrop Suplex and then climbs to the top rope. PRL gets up and is taken back down with a Missle Dropkick. Cover. 1...2...No! Blurricane waits for PRL to get up again and this time he hits a Floating Neckbreaker. Before Blurricane can cover him Mr. Boricua pulls PRL out of the ring for a rest. JR What's Boricua doing!? There's no time outs in wrestling! PRL needs to get the hell in the ring! JESSE Blurricane is cheating! PRL deserves a rest! Blurricane runs across the ring and hits a Suicide Dive to the outside, but PRL sees him coming and moves. Blurricane crashes into Boricua knocking him to the ground. Blurricane gets up and is taken out by a PRL Flying Forearm. PRL grabs him up and rolls him into the ring. PRL climbs to the top rope and pulls his elbow pad off and tosses it. He gives the fans the Up Yours sign and drops a FU Elbow Drop. Cover. 1...2...3..No!! Blurricane get's his shoulder up at 2.9! JR Blurricane kicked out of the FU Elbow Drop!! JESSE That had to be a slow count! The ref was counting slow! PRL waits for Blurricane to get up and goes for a Flying Forearm Smash, but Blurricane ducks and PRL lands on the mat. PRL starts to get up and Blurricane hits a Shining Black! Cover! 1...2...No!! PRL begs off Blurricane and slowly moves to the corner. Blurricane follows him in and PRL yanks him into the turnbuckle face first. As Blurricane stumbles out PRL hits a Dropkick on him. PRL goes up top and hits a Moonsault on Blurricane and goes for a cover without hooking a leg. 1...2...3..No!! JR PRL didn't hook the leg! He should have hooked the leg. JESSE Well if the ref would count the normal pace it wouldn't matter! JR The ref is counting just fine! Blurricane is in this match to win! PRL grabs Blurricane back up and goes for a German Suplex. He hits one German and goes for another. As he picks Blurricane up for the next one, Blurricane elbows PRL and Snapmares him down. Blurricane hits the ropes and leaps over him for a Neck Snap. Blurricane goes for a cover. 1...2...3..No!! JESSE Oh sure the ref counts normally for Blurricane! JR Will you stop? Blurricane whips PRL to the corner, but it's reversed. Blurricane runs up the turnbuckles as he hits the corner and comes off with a Corkscrew Attack on PRL! Blurricane picks PRL up and hits an Eye of the Hurricane! The crowd is going crazy! Blurricane goes for a cover, but Boricua pulls Blurricane out of the ring and shoves him. As Blurricane is distracted PRL does a Baseball Slide that knocks Blurricane into the guardrail. JR Dammit the numbers game is catching up to Blurricane again! JESSE Like I said before Blurricane chooses to go alone and this is what happens. Boricua quickly throws Blurricane into the ring where PRL is waiting. As Blurricane stands up PRL hits him with a Flying Forearm Smash! PRL waits again and hits another Forearm Smash. PRL hits two more Flying Forearm Smashes, kips up, and then goes to the corner to warm up the band. JESSE You know what's coming now JR! PRL comes out with a Superkick, but Blurricane is too close to the ropes and goes flying over and out! PRL looks at Boricua and tells him to throw Blurricane back into the ring. The ref comes over and tells Boricua to stay away from Blurricane. As Boricua argues with the ref Vitamin X comes over and tosses Blurricane into the ring. Cover...the ref finally turns around. 1...2...No!! JESSE What was that!? Are you gonna tell me the ref wasn't snoozing on the job there JR!? JR If the ref hadn't been tied up with Boricua then PRL might have won. So it's their own fault! PRL picks Blurricane up and goes for the PR Nightmare, but Blurricane throws his shoulder into PRL's gut and Back Body Drops him! Blurricane goes up top and removes his elbow pad. He gives the crowd a "Hokey Thumbs Up" and comes off with an Elbow Drop of his own! Blurricane is slow to move. JESSE The Blurricane is mocking him JR!! That's not becoming of a hero! JR Cover! One, two...No! PRL got his shoulder up! Blurricane gets up first and waits. PRL gets up and Blurricane takes him down with a Chokeslam! Lindsay gets up on the apron to distract the ref as Blurricane goes up top. Lindsay starts to strip for the ref and even runs her hands through his hair. Blurricane waits for PRL to get up, but with the ref distracted Vitamin X easily walks up to Blurricane and uses the Taser Gun on him! Blurricane falls into the ring and PRL picks him up. PRL then hits the PR Nightmare on Blurricane as Lindsay tells the ref to turn around. JR No Dammit!! Not this way!! JESSE PRL once again shows why he's the best! He's smarter than everyone else! The ref gets down and counts. 1...2...3!!! *DING DING DING* YOUR WINNER IN 18:22 - PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING! PRL, Vitamin X, Boricua, and Lindsay all celebrate over a fallen Blurricane. They all join hands and lift their arms into the air in victory. PRL holds his Puerto Rican Title in the air as well and laughs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 (Video Package) The opening notes of "Morningstar" by AFI start as this video package begins. We see Widow looking out a window as the guitar intro plays. Most of the song is slow paced. I SAW A STAR BENEATH THE STAIRS Widow first helping SpiderPoet in his match with HHH GLOWING THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN WALL Widow and SP leaving together after that match. WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO BEGIN THEIR FALL SP and El Dandy OR WILL WE BECOME ONE? Widow and Poet kissing last week on hD! AM I THE STAR BENEATH THE STAIRS? SP pinning JINGUS down outside during STAIRWAY TO OBLIVION AM I THE GHOST UPON THE STAGE? The Dark Poet beckoning to SP from the stage. AM I YOUR ANYTHING? Poet and Widow kissing on hD again. I SAW A STAR BENEATH THE STAIRS Widow looking up at SP as he raises a chair over her. GLOWING BRIGHT BEFORE DESCENT SP saving his teammate valiantly during the Tables match at Bloody, Battered, and Beaten AND IN THE MORNING "If we lose, I can't protect you . . . " THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT Stephen Joseph appealing to Poet after he makes his vow OF WHAT'S INSIDE OF ME Poet embracing Joseph AM I THE STAR BENEATH THE STAIRS? The Dark Poet attacking Widow during her match with Crystal AM I THE GHOST UPON THE STAGE? The Dark Poet wrapping his fingers around her throat AM I YOUR ANYTHING? Poet and Widow kissing on heldDOWN~! AM I THE STAR BENEATH THE STAIRS? SP making one of his entrances back in his days as a face AM I THE GHOST UPON THE STAGE? The Dark Poet approaching Poet on the arena rooftop AM I YOUR ANYTHING? SP pulling his mask back down and leaving Widow's locker room AND I DON'T WANT TO DIE TONIGHT The New Trinity appearing at the PPV WILL YOU BELIEVE IN ME? SP and Widow kissing AND I DON"T WANT TO FALL INTO THE NOTHING SP and The Dark Poet facing off WILL YOU WISH UPON Widow: "Just like that . . . " WILL YOU WALK UPON ME? Joseph and SP facing off I DON'T WANNA DIE TONIGHT SP pulling a knee pad into place backstage under dramatic lighting The song now picks up, the guitar no longer soft but hitting HARD. WILL YOU BELIEVE IN ME TONIGHT? Widow's reflection in the mirror as she stands behind SP on hD AM I THE STAR BENEATH THE STAIRS? SP and Dandy holding up their Tag Titles AM I THE GHOST UPON THE STAGE? The Dark Poet and Poet trading blows on the rooftop AM I YOUR ANYTHING? Quick shot of SP and Widow kissing again AM I THE STAR BENEATH THE STAIRS? More of the SP/TDK rooftop battle AM I THE GHOST UPON THE STAGE? Widow surrounded by fire AM I YOUR ANYTHING? SP and El Dandy walking towards the stage, tag titles slung over their shoulders, in slow motion . . . (Fade to Black) JR BAH GAWD it's going to be Hell on IZ . . . (Commercial Break) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 JR Fans, all hell has broken loose while we were at break! The Trinity appeared and demanded Poet and Dandy hit the ring! JESSE And they have. They know what's good for them. JR Well I certainly hope that this doesn't turn into some kind of sham. I get enough of that on that OTHER show I announce on. *DING DING DING* Joseph and Dandy walk to the middle of the ring, facing chest to chest. Stephen DEMANDS Dandy lay down right there and now. SJ: Dammit, I said lay down! Dandy: For you? Hardly. ::Spits on SJ:: The slobber...knocker...of Dandy dribbles down Popick's cheek, slowly rolling off and drawing even more ire from the man of much despair. Ever more slowly, his left hand sloshes the remainder away, and Popick catches Dandy with a suprise Right jab, knocking the luchadore back into the ropes. He springs back off of them, going for a punch of his own. Popick catches the punch and rotates clockwise, pulling Dandy from behind, holding his arm in place. Dandy flips down, rolling Popick across his back and into a side headlock! He stays there, working it into the neck as Joseph begins to step backward, pushing Dandy towards the ropes...Dandy rebounds into Popick's Overhead throw! But Dandy Lands on his feet! JR: Wow, what presence! Jesse: He got lucky! He's short... Dandy wastes no time and again grabs Popick into a rest lock. Sensing old strategems never work, Popick rotates downward on his right knee, and throws Dandy into the Trinity Turnbuckle. He tags in Ed, and the two lay a booting onto Dandy's head, before the referee forces Popick out of the ring at 4. It's now Edward and Dandy. Well, one dazed Dandy. JR: Changing one's name doesn't change one's soul. Jesse: But at least this one isn't confusing...Now we can call a move and not his name. JR: Point...amazingly Edward does what he does best, and plants a DDT onto the mat. Sensing this, Dandy gets both hands down to block it, and literally handstands up, catching Ed on his trip back up with a Rana right back into the Infernales corner. Dandy makes the tag to Poet, and the crowd is lukewarm at best. It's mighty tough to cheer for those whom you hated the week before, no matter how much of a bastard the other guy on the team is. Poet, mask and all, makes his way into the ring, grounding Ed with a side headlock into a front facelock. He kicks him a few times to send him towards the ropes, and tries whipping him across after this weakening. Ed slides instead of running, whipping Poet in a different direction, back -first into a neutral turnbuckle. Ed runs over, and whips Poet back to the other neutral turnbuckle harder, and Poet falls to the ground. Popick yells for Ed to pin him, so Ed drops down to pick Poet up for the Evenflow DDT... Poet with a quick rollup for 1!!! and then some trash talking! Poet kicks Ed in the gut and drags him back over for the tag to Dandy. Dandy is back in here. Dandy Suplex to Ed, and the Mexican goes up top...He catches Ed coming off with a rather sweet cross-body, but either Ed was thinking about something other than music or Dandy put too much on the shot, because Ed is able to flip Dandy over into a cover...1...2..! Nope, still too early...Besides, this match won't end clean at all! JR: Who keeps commentating Jesse: The guy who's writing this match dipshit JR: Oh. Dandy, frustrated, tags out to Poet as Ed tags out to Popick. And on this, the crowd chirps like crickets...but not out of boredom, but out of curiousity. Poet charges, full of rage at his "saviour" who throws Poet out of the ring and promptly poses, whilst Poet prompty skins the cat. Popick backs up..not looking, and is hooked from behind FINALITY from Poet to the outside! Popick and poet crash to the floor! Ed comes off the turnbuckle with a double axe-handle, knocking Poet down and thereby gets rid of him, kicking Poet under the ring. Dandy comes in, illegally as well, with his own lucha-tope rana on Ed, sending him into the barricade. Things degenerate. The center does not hold. The battle of Ed and Dandy spills out into the arena crowd, while Poet crawls back out from the ring to pull Popick back into the ring. Edward grabs a chair JR: EL DANDYNATOR! Jesse: Hollleeee! Dandy catches Ed with the chair with a chair-assisted w/chair *That's two chairs for ya* El Dandy Nator. Ed's put out of commission, but rage keeps Dandy there, mounting Ed with punches, a flurry of rights and lefts. Back inside the ring, Popick is slowly crawling around on all fours, trying to get up as Poet circles. Poet comes in to try and "help" Popick up, but he turns it into an inside cradle 1!2!3!!!! Poet shoulders were down. Your Winners, and NEEEEWWWW OAOAST TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE TRINITY! Poet's up in a heartbeat as Popick slides out of the ring to grab the belts...Poet stands in the ring, and then... JR: What, WHO is that? Jesse: Umm, a guy in a spider-mask? JR: What?! Some guy, dressed like Poet, crawls out from the ring, bloody to hell. Pulling himself on the ring apron, he is drop-kicked off by Poet from the ring. Poet IN THE RING pulls off his mask. Another mask underneath, all black with white eyes! JR: THE DARK POET! Jesse: Well, Duh...who else hates SpiderPoet so much? JR: IT WAS A SETUP! Jesse: Uhh...Duh. Dandy FLIES back over the barrier to assist his fallen partner, whose mask is nearly in shreds, blood pooling under him, dripping from his face as he is on all fours. In the ring, The Dark Poet looks to Popick and nods as BPP and Ed make their way back up the ramp. Our parting shot is at an odd angle, looking from behind the kneeling El Dandy and bloodied SpiderPoet, over their shoulders to the ring, there The Dark Poet stands defiantly. 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Guest SP-1 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 (edited) “Headstrong” hits, and Orion enters to a chorus of boos. With a scornful smile, he points to himself a la Scott Hall as he makes his way to the ring with the F13 Title around his waist. JR Well Jesse, this man certainly has some explaining to do for his reprehensible actions these past few weeks. JESSE Oh come on JR, he’s just trying to get ahead in this company and he’s doing it any way he can. He’s trying to make an impact and I think he has, don’t you? JR Well, he’s certainly made that, but he hasn’t made too many friends, I don’t think. You can’t last long here alone. By this point, Orion has posed on all four corners and has the mic. ORION You know, as far back as I can remember, I’ve been held back and held down for most of my life. Take this company, for instance. I signed with the OaOasT in December of 2002, ready to fight, ready to take on the world. But what happened? Why didn’t I show up until April? I’ll tell you why. They told me they couldn’t reach me, couldn’t find me or contact me. (Laughs) As if I’m hard to find! But you know the real reason why? Because they were afraid of me! Afraid of what I could do if I showed up here on IntenseZone! And you know what? They were absolutely right to be afraid of me. Look at what I did just last week. (To the production truck) Show ‘em what happened last Sunday! SCHOOL’S OUT courtesy OaOasT Home Entertainment Multiple camera angles are shown of Orion hitting an unsuspecting Nas in the back of the head with a steel chair, sending him collapsing to the stage floor. This cuts to Nas being wheeled out of the arena on a stretcher, then being loaded onto an ambulance. When the video ends, the camera cuts back to Orion, who is laughing in the ring. ORION You know, Nas’ lawyers didn’t even want me to show up last week; the OaOasT officials wouldn’t let me get on the mic because Nas’ people wanted to sue me. But you know what THIS is? (Orion pulls a rolled up paper out of the back of his tights) ORION This is the document that you signed on the way in to the arena last Sunday, Nas, and by signing this you waived all legal rights to sue me or the OaOasT for anything that happened that night! I whipped your talentless ass, and there’s not a damn thing you, or your lawyers, or even your buddy Reject can do about it now! The crowd boos Orion’s diatribe loudly, for they hate him now and want to see him get squashed by somebody- anybody. JR This is just sickening to listen to.... ORION And Reject, you’re probably asking yourself why I took out your rapping hero, why I assaulted a non-wrestler. Well, the reason for that is simple: I do what I have to do to get what I want. And right now, I want to make your life a living hell. Ask Blurricane about what I can do when I want to. (Laughs) Do you hate me now, Reject? DO YOU HATE ME NOW? Laughing, with a sick smile on his face, Orion prepares to leave, but stops in his tracks when he sees who’s waiting at the top of the ramp. The crowd pops lodly for DAMES Now wait just a minute, Orion! I’ve been listening to you rant and rave out here for about seven minutes now, and I’ve noticed that you haven’t said a single word about defending your F13 Title. Well, earlier today I made an executive decision. As of now, your F13 Title is an OFFICIAL OaOasT title. Orion celebrates and poses with his belt in the ring as the Dames pauses. DAMES However, this now means that you can only defend your belt against the top contenders based on the OaOasT rankings. And right now, you’re going to defend that belt against the #1 contender- “Hate Me Now” hits and the crowd pops again. Reject poses at the top of the ramp. Dames stops him before he heads to the ring, though. DAMES Just one more thing. I’ve also appointed a special guest referee for this match: As Dames walks to the back, “Rock You Like A Hurricane” plays and out comes Blurricane wearing referee’s stripes. Both he and Reject walk down the ramp as Orion stands in the ring, looking very, very afraid. JR This could be a night that Orion will never forget! JESSE This is blatant discrimination by IZ officials against a true fighting champion! The two men quicken their pace and slide into the ring and Orion tries to stomp Reject. Blurricane pulls him off, clotheslines him, and calls for the bell. JR And this title match is now officially underway! Reject and Blurricane whip Orion into the ropes and catch him with a double dropkick. Orion rolls backward and begs off in the corner, but Reject will have none of it. After charging shoulder-first into Orion once-twice-three times, he stomps away on Orion’s back and goes outside to get a chair. The crowd pops as Blurricane conveniently turns his back to Reject and “checks on” Orion. Once Reject returns to the ring with the chair, Blurricane stands behind Orion under the guise of helping him to his feet. JR This could be the end of Orion here, and quite frankly I wouldn’t be too sad if it were! Chair in hand, Reject bounces off the ropes, jumps- and decks Blurricane by mistake! He crumples to the mat as Orion crawls to a nearby corner. The slo-mo replay shows Orion mule kick Blurricane and duck before Reject’s shot connects. In real time, Reject turns around and grabs Orion by the leg. Dragging him to the center of the ring, Reject plays to the crowd as Orion begs for mercy. After several seconds of this, Reject grabs Orion by the shirt, pulls him to his feet, and swiftly kicks him in the chest. The crowd roars as Reject lays a THUNDEROUS chairshot across Orion’s face! He crumples to the mat as Reject drops the chair and plays to the crowd, who are eating this up with a spoon. JR Bah gawd, Orion just got his just deserts at the hands of Reject! Reject turns around only to be LEVELED with the chair by Blurricane! Blurricane stomps away on Reject, getting in his face and nailing him with right hands. Referees pour out from the back and pull Blurricane off Reject. Meanwhile, Orion lies motionless, bleeding profusely from the forehead as we fade out. (Fade to Commerical) Edited June 3, 2003 by SpiderPoet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DawnBTVS Report post Posted June 3, 2003 NORTH AMERICAN TITLE MATCH~! Sonic Youth vs Shooter Jay "Ya gotta' keep 'em separated" is heard as "Come Out and Play" blasts over the speakers. Sonic walks out amidst the spotlights flashing over the ramp with Lauren and Janet following. Interestingly, Janet is now clad in a jester costume with red and black mixing together. Sonic slides into the ring and throws out his arms in a crucifix to a solid pop. The arena suddenly darkens as "The Fake Sound of Progress" hits. Navy blue spotlights flash all over the arena as Jay Darring walks out, Title wrapped around his waist. Darring slides into the ring as the lights come back on. Darring takes off his belt and lays it down across the mat as Sonic takes a step forward. Sonic and Darring talk trash before Sonic cracks a smile and shoves Darring playfully. Darring however takes a little offense and shoves Sonic back, surprising Sonic. Sonic throws a punch and a slugfest ensues as the referee gets the belt out of the ring. Sonic punches Jay into the corner, whips him towards the opposite corner but Jay reverses sending Sonic slamming hard into the corner back first. Jay sets Sonic up for a reverse tornado DDT however Sonic is able to twist so he's facedown and lifts Jay up carrying across the ring and there's a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge! 1...........2.....kickout by Darring. Sonic lifts up Darring and whips Darring into the ropes but Darring catches Sonic with a leg lariat to a pop. Darring waits for Youth to stand up before peppering him with shots to the thigh and stomach with stiff kicks. Shooter climbs up to the top rope and nails Sonic flush in the chest with a missile dropkick. There's a cover now. 1.......2.....kickout by Sonic. Jay gets up, a little frustrated and grabs Sonic in a waistlock. He lifts up Sonic for a german suplex but Sonic blocks it, spins around, leaps up and rolls Darring up with a victory roll! 1.......2.......another kickout by Darring. Darring ducks a clothesline and absolutely levels Sonic with a Kawada stiff superkick. Darring motions for the corner as the crowd cheers, starting a Darring chant. Jay stands up and delivers a gorgeous flying elbow drop. Jay hooks the leg 1.....2....kickout at 2 and 1/2. Jay transitions from the cover to a Fujiwara Armbar as Sonic yells in pain. Sonic glances at the ropes and reaches, barely snatching the bottom rope as Janet and Lauren look on worried. Jay breaks the hold and gets to his feet. He whips Sonic to the ropes and looks for a backbody drop but Sonic rolls over Jay's back, delivers a forearm to Jay's lower back before hitting a bulldog to a decent pop. Sonic grabs Jay's arm and executes a La Magistral rollup. 1.....2....kickout at 2 and 1/2 again. Sonic waits for Jay to stand up as Sonic nails Jay with kicks to the stomach. Sonic hooks Jay's arm over his shoulder and lifts Jay up for a long, delayed vertical suplex. Sonic looks at the top rope as the crowd cheers. Sonic climbs to the top turnbuckle as Jay groggily gets to his feet. Sonic leaps off, looking for a flying back elbow however Jay dives out of the way, avoiding the blow as Sonic lands hard holding his arm. Jay smiles and lifts up Sonic, nailing a hard as fuck Roaring Elbow to Sonic's injured arm. Sonic crumples to the mat as Jay adds a couple soccer style kicks for added measure. Jay climbs to the top turnbuckle, with the crowd now chanting for Sonic to move. Jay leaps off, delivering a diving headbutt directly to the arm. Jay's a little woozy from the move but manages to make the cover, however not hooking the leg. 1....2.........kickout at 2 and 3/4ths. Jay looks up at the referee but the referee just shows 2. Jay lifts up Sonic and sets Sonic up into a half nelson…Foreshadow!. The crowd is cheering wildly, thinking it’s all over. Jay calmly makes the cover. 1………….2……………kickout! Jay can’t believe this and the crowd is amazed. Jay picks up Sonic and tosses him to the outside. Jay looks at Sonic and charges, Reckless Endangerment! but no, Lauren pulled Sonic out of the way! Sonic slides into the ring and glances at Jay. Sonic bounces off the ropes and hits a gorgeous no handed somersault plancha to a big pop! Sonic rolls Jay into the ring and climbs up onto the apron. Sonic springboards off the top rope, hitting Jay with a hurricanranna before hooking both legs. 1....2...kickout by Jay. Sonic ducks a clothesline and sets Jay up in a full nelson, however Jay struggles out of it, spins around Sonic locking on a waistlock and hits a bridged german suplex! 1........2.........3! No, kickout by Youth at the last second. Jay waits for Sonic to get up, there's the Shining Black! Jay with the cover. 1.....2..........no, Sonic barely gets the shoulder up at 2 and 3/4ths. Jay slaps the mat in frustration before picking up Sonic. Jay whips Sonic towards the ropes but Sonic holds onto Jay's arm, kicks him in the stomach and hits the Flowing DDT to a big pop. 1........2..........3!! We have a new champion!! Wait a minute, the referee signals Jay had his shoulder up at 2.99999!!!!! Sonic gets up and sets Jay up for a Russian Legsweep however Shooter elbows Sonic in the head repeatedly, Old School Expulsion!!! Jay, still woozy from the DDT stares down at Youth. Jay sets Sonic up, there's the Harsh Reality! and Sonic is desperately reaching for the ropes! Sonic clawing at the ropes but to no avail as Lauren and Janet are both cheering Sonic on. Sonic, inches away from the bottom rope and there's Jay wrenching hard! Sonic taps out!!! Sonic's just tapped out to the Harsh Reality and Jay Darring remains Intense Zone's North American Champion after this hard fought contest. (Fade out as the fans go nuts!) (End) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted June 3, 2003 (edited) Kind of a short show, especially considering everyone had until today to get it all in. Credit to Masked Man LPYC Myself Popick Banky DawnBTVS Bannable Offense If there's more credit, let me know and I"ll edit it in. Edited June 4, 2003 by SpiderPoet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
