Guest BorneAgain Posted June 4, 2003 Report Posted June 4, 2003 (edited) Yes I know its been done, but I think we can come up with some crappy ideas. I was thinking of one just now that I can see Vince using. A guy with a fisherman gimmick called the Master Baiter. He can wear his fishing hat in the ring and have his own finisher: The Hook, Line, and Sinker. Possible catchphrases include, "You just swallowed the wrong bait" and "When I get you, I'm not throwing you back." What terrible concepts can you, my fellow smartmarks come up with? edit: fixed to include lame name joke. Edited June 7, 2003 by BorneAgain
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted June 4, 2003 Report Posted June 4, 2003 WWE drops the beef with ICP, they return with EVIL DEAD, and all three are pushed as SERIOUS COMPETITORS.
Guest notJames Posted June 4, 2003 Report Posted June 4, 2003 How about a military gimmick, with the head guy named… get this… Hugh G. Rection! Get it? Huge erection!?!?!?!?!?!? Man, that would be so stupid if someone did that. [insert pic of me pissing on wCw's grave]
Guest Vyce Posted June 4, 2003 Report Posted June 4, 2003 Get this - it's a PLUMBER, who WRESTLES! And when he wins a match, he attacks his opponent with a toilet plunger! It'll make millions! Million!........Oh. Guess it didn't. Okay, okay, new idea: we get one of the lesser Guerreros to dress up in a bird outfit and......whaddaya mean it's already been done? No, no, this will work. Cause they're HISPANIC. And we'll be making one of them dress up as a CHICKEN. Why, our announcers will have enough material on the santeria aspect alone to last them for months!
Guest netslob Posted June 6, 2003 Report Posted June 6, 2003 He can wear his fishing hat in the ring and have his own finisher: The Hook, Line, and Sinker. or...the FISHERMAN suplex BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Guest BorneAgain Posted June 7, 2003 Report Posted June 7, 2003 He can wear his fishing hat in the ring and have his own finisher: The Hook, Line, and Sinker. or...the FISHERMAN suplex BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Heh, I never even thought of that. Make that his second finisher and we have ourselves a great Wrestlecrap candidate. What should his entrance music be?
Guest BaldFish Posted June 7, 2003 Report Posted June 7, 2003 I still love the idea of making Perry Saturn a pirate.
Guest BorneAgain Posted June 7, 2003 Report Posted June 7, 2003 I still love the idea of making Perry Saturn a pirate. would you care to elaborate on this?
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted June 7, 2003 Report Posted June 7, 2003 The fisherman's theme music should be "Show Me The Way To Go Home" (the song that Brody, Quint, and Hooper sing drunkenly in Jaws).
Guest two_tuff_toddy Posted June 7, 2003 Report Posted June 7, 2003 "or...the FISHERMAN suplex BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" What about the FISHERMAN'S BUSTER. "Red Rooster is the worse of all time" I'm sorry but I have to say that Gobbeldy Gooker is worse than Rooster.
Guest BaldFish Posted June 7, 2003 Report Posted June 7, 2003 I still love the idea of making Perry Saturn a pirate. would you care to elaborate on this? Well, I mean, it'd cover up for the fact that he's cross-eyed--he'd have an eyepatch on. Another one: give someone a narrow, bushy moustache and the last name "Hilter". It writes itself.
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