Smackdown spoilers

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

SMACKDOWN SPOILERS:

 

Diamond Dallas Page vs. Booker T

 

DDP and Booker T came out, wrestled for a little bit, then Brock Lesnar came out with Paul Heyman and took out Diamond Dallas Page. Lesnar came through the crowd with Heyman and destroyed DDP as he's done with Spike and Rikishi in the past few shows.

 

Winner: No Contest

 

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Kurt Angle comes out talking about Stephanie McMahon. He asks for a moment of silence, of course doesn't get it.

 

Vince McMahon comes out and says Triple H is a disgrace, he victimized his daughter, and continues going on about how he hates "The Game."

 

Triple H comes out and shows random clips of Stephanie McMahon, finished up with her getting pinned and carried away on RAW.

 

Kurt Angle asks Vince McMahon for a match against Triple H tonight. Vince McMahon says no, he also wants a piece of HHH's ass. Vince announces a triple-threat match for tonight, until Ric Flair comes out.

 

He said he's partied in Philidelphia before, and will again tonight. He said it is no longer a triple-threat match. It will now be Ric Flair & Triple H vs. Vince McMahon & Kurt Angle tonight on SmackDown!

 

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Dudley Boys are shown backstage talking about how their split up, but they're against Billy & Chuck, if they win they not only win the titles - they get to remain a tag-team.

 

Dudley Boys vs. Billy & Chuck © [Tag-Titles]

 

The two teams come out to their entrance music. Rico Constantino comes out with Billy & Chuck as usual.

 

Rico continues to try and get involved in the match a lot. When it was all said and done, Billy Gunn pinned Buh-Buh Ray Dudley after hitting the fameasser for the 1-2-3.

 

Winners: Billy & Chuck

 

After the match, Buh-Buh tells D-Von to get the tables and they put one of the members of Billy/Chuck/Rico through a table and leave. Billy & Chuck are still the tag-team champions. The Dudley Boys are still split between the two rosters, and just finished their last match as a tag-team together.

 

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Backstage Segment - APA are shown talking about the roster draft while playing poker. They're having a party..they called Tajiri and Torrie Wilson in the room. They told Torrie Wilson to stay and play strip-poker, and she stayed.

 

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Lita & Matt Hardy are shown backstage. They talk about how they are still together on the same roster. Jericho comes in and talks trash, and he throws Lita into a railing and the segment is over.

 

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Backstage Segment - Hulk Hogan and The Rock are shown talking. Tonight they team with Kane to take on the nWo members. King Kong Bundy and Kamala are of those mocked by The Rock of a bunch of old wrestlers. Kane comes in and converses with Rock and Hogan. They continue trash-talking the nWo. Kane imiates The Rock and Hulk Hogan both. Very funny, the entire crowd is laughing in unicon like it's Chris Rock doing stand-up in the arena (I can hear him in the background, it's HILARIOUS). They ask each other if they're ready, Rock begins to speak...Kane says IT DOESN'T MATTER. Kane then cuts off Hogan and says before 20,000 fans WHAT YA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU! Then does the traditional Hulk Hogan poses to a laughing crowd. Hulk Hogan and The Rock are looking at Kane like he's crazy the whole time. GOOD STUFF!

 

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Rock & Hulk Hogan & Kane vs. nWo

 

Back and forth match. Mostly was Rock and Scott Hall in the ring. Spinebuster spots and the usual routine from The Rock. When it was all said and done, Kane got tagged in and cleaned house. Kane goes down to a big boot from Kevin Nash, X-Pac goes for a bronco buster and Kane sits up grabs X-Pac by the throat and chokeslams him. Kane gets the 1-2-3. I hear Kane's music play, Fred Cook walks to the aisle to get away from an annoying loud woman. He comes back and I hear Hollywood Hogan's music. He said nothing was happening and he'd call back in a few minutes with another update. I would assume they left to their theme music singularly which probably won't air on the show.

 

Winners: Rock & Hulk Hogan & Kane

 

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Chris Jericho vs. Matt Hardy

 

Typical match back and forth. Y2J knocked Lita off the apron and she hit the railing. Jericho won after hitting Hardy with the Lionsault. After the match, Jericho attacked Lita and kept her in the Walls of Jericho after the match.

 

Winner: Chris Jericho

 

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APA are shown backstage playing strip poker again. Booker T, Tajiri, Christian, and others are shown it's a party-type segment. Tajiri wins a hand so Torrie has to take off an article of clothing. She takes off a necklace and everyone at the table boo's. Christian then loses a hand and starts going crazy at the table throwing a temper tantrum as usual.

 

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Rob Van Dam © vs. Test [intercontinental Title]

 

Earl Heber complains about Test doing illegal stuff the entire match. Typical match, back and forth. Test tried chasing Earl Heber around. RVD catches Test with a side-kick before he gets Earl Hebner. Test goes for a powerbomb but RVD flips over his head, rolls him up, and gets the 1-2-3.

 

Winner: Rob Van Dam

 

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Maven © vs. Raven [Hardcore Title]

 

Raven cuts Maven with a trashcan lid. Tommy Dreamer interferes in the match, hits Maven with a trashcan. Raven kicked Maven in the stomach, gives him the drop-toe hold onto a chair. Raven hits a Evenflow on Raven and gets the 1-2-3 to win the Hardcore title.

 

Winner: Raven

 

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Vince McMahon & Kurt Angle are talking in the back, and are whinning about how Vince drafted a rookie in Maven. They then gloat about how they will beat Ric Flaie & Triple H in the main-event tonight.

 

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Backstage Segment - APA Strip Poker again

 

Hurricane chugs a few beers and passes out, collapses on the floor.

 

Torrie Wilson must have lost a few times, her shirt was off.

 

William Regal comes in and gloats about how he told them they'd be split up because of the roster draft.

 

Bradshaw says they're out of beer and puts William Regal through the table.

 

They all leave through the traditional APA door. A sign on the door said open, they flip the sign and it says "Sorry, We're Closed." They all talked about how it's been a good run together, but now it's time to go out on their own in seperate rosters.

 

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Ric Flair & Triple H vs. Vince McMahon & Kurt Angle

 

Typical match again. They took turns immitating each other. Angle got double chops from HHH and Flair, Flair/HHH both did the WHOOO's! Flair and HHH put Vince and Angle in the figure-four at the same time. Undertaker comes out and big boots Flair in the face, puts Vince on top of Flair and get the 3-count. They have a staredown (HHH/Flair and Vince/Angle) Vince/Angle/Undertaker all holds hands up in the air. Lot of botched spots, the match came off really bad. You f'd up chants after a lot of the mess ups from Flair.

 

Winners: Vince McMahon & Kurt Angle

[Guest]

Hmm, Angle in the main event, and on the winning team. Take note. There must be something wrong with it though. Just watch.

 

Jericho and Team Extreme??? Terrific, especially when Jericho's on the Smackdown roster and the Hardys and Lita are on the RAW roster.

 

I'd rather have Raven as Hardcore champ than Maven.

[Guest Cataclysm911]

Here I was thinking something important happened as you said "title change" and it was just the damn hardcore title. Blah.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Raven gets to bring the belt to Raw...where all the hardcore wrestlers are anyway...and it makes McMahon look like a fool for drafting him.

 

I can't beleive the best thing they could come up with for Jericho to do is to get in a one show feud with team xtreme.

 

ugh.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

That's how I get hits Cataclysm...that's how I get hits.

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

These look really fake to me.

[Guest Anglesault]

Wow, No run-in from edge. Was he sick? he broke the Edge feud template.

 

Silly WWF trying to make it like Test is over

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I can't beleive the best thing they could come up with for Jericho to do is to get in a one show feud with team xtreme.

 

He's getting the Angle 'push'.

[Guest Cataclysm911]

That's how I get hits Cataclysm...that's how I get hits.

Lol. It's like the commercials on TV, only no small text at the bottom of the screen.

[Guest Tony149]

Kinda sad to hear Flair botched some spots. That's alright. He teamed with HHH. Hmmm....now I see why he botched the moves.

[Guest]

He broke the feud template and proved you wrong. Don't you look like a genius.

[Guest chirs3]

Lies! All lies!

 

Do you people really think this is what happened on Smackdown?

 

The person who forged these results did a good job EXCEPT he forgot they'll be doing trades to fix the horribly horrible rosters!

 

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... they WILL be doing trades... won't they?

 

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They WHAT?!?!??

[Guest]

Wow, and here I thought they would be making trades to balance out the horrible picks of the Raw crew.  Well then, coming this Monday will be the shittiest Raw ever.  Oh wait, that was last Raw, nevermind.

[Guest Anglesault]

He broke the feud template and proved you wrong. Don't you look like a genius.

We might actually see an Edge feud that has depth. The end is near

[Guest muswp1]

I have a few issues with the spoilers, like the main event and the hardcore match.  The backstage scenes sound interesting and way above the creative abilities of the bookers.  And there HAD to be some kind of setup for the main event that wasn't metioned, if it even happened.  No appearence of Raven and now he's winning the Hardcore Title???  bp21s, where did you get that avatar from??

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

There was buildup to the ME:

 

Kurt Angle comes out talking about Stephanie McMahon. He asks for a moment of silence, of course doesn't get it.

 

Vince McMahon comes out and says Triple H is a disgrace, he victimized his daughter, and continues going on about how he hates "The Game."

 

Triple H comes out and shows random clips of Stephanie McMahon, finished up with her getting pinned and carried away on RAW.

 

Kurt Angle asks Vince McMahon for a match against Triple H tonight. Vince McMahon says no, he also wants a piece of HHH's ass. Vince announces a triple-threat match for tonight, until Ric Flair comes out.

 

He said he's partied in Philidelphia before, and will again tonight. He said it is no longer a triple-threat match. It will now be Ric Flair & Triple H vs. Vince McMahon & Kurt Angle tonight on SmackDown!

 

 

My avatar is courtesy of Some Guy.

 

You'll have to ask him where he found it.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

As far as the Hardcore title goes...I take it that once they were drafted...all the alliance members were let in, no questions asked.

 

Raven taking the title to Raw is a good thing.  There are more hardcore wrestlers there...and it makes Vince look really dumb.  He drafted Maven for his HC title...and now he doesn't even have it.

[Guest muswp1]

I was hoping that wasn't the setup.  Talk about your writing on a napkin ten minutes before the show.  If half the booking commitee grew active brain cells, I could see them writing this.  I still don't buy the sudden Raven appearence.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

He's on Jakked/Metal too...

 

Maybe they forgot what order the shows run in.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Raven getting the title is a great thing.  RAW has all the former ECW guys, and would benefit best from the title.  Plus, as bps21 said, it makes Vince look stupid for wasting a pick on Maven.  That would be your 'Ryan Leaf' pick.

 

The only thing that should have happened is that Regal should have lost the Euro title to a Smackdown wrestler.  They probably should have kept it on DDP.  Either that or have Vince create a new US Title or something.  Smackdown needs a champion, whereas RVD is the RAW Champion.

[Guest chirs3]

But Kahran, Smackdown! has Billy and Chuck!

 

You overlook Billy and Chuck? For shame!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I agree with Rasmus.

 

With the WWF title and womens titles floating...

 

RAW should have the IC title be "their" title and then have the Hardcore belt,

 

and Smackdown should have the Euro title be "their" title and the have the cruiser belt.

 

The Euro title needs to end up on Smackdown...so that the Smackdown midcarders (like Jericho, Benoit, Angle and the rest (hehehe)) have a belt to contend for

[Guest muswp1]

Not that I don't think Raven getting the title is a bad thing, but he's been off major TV for quite a while and I just can't see it happening now.  Other than that, the main event, and the crap about Jericho and the Hardy's it sound like it could be a decent show (providing it actually happened)

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I also think that the Tag belts should float...

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Really, the tag titles should be floating as well.

[Guest]

Smackdown sounds like a good show. It is good that Raven got the hardcore title. Maybe they can make it mean something on Raw. By the sound of this report it sounds like Tommy Dreamer is helping Raven! Could the flock be returning?! Now Raw has the IC, Euro, and Hardcore titles and Smackdown has the Tag and Cruiserweight titles.

[Guest]

The tag champions should NOT be floating between shows. If this happens the shows are going to be the same wrestlers on both shows anyway and that will make the split pointless.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Jericho vs. Lita at Backlash, oh how the mighty have fallen.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I think that having 4 wrestlers floating instead of 2 is better than only having the tag titles on one show.

 

Aren't they supposed to be important?

 

Float the WWF, womens and Tag (as they are the top of all 3 categories)

 

Split the IC and Euro (making them the top belts to be held "exclusively" by each side...

 

and then split the Hardcore and cruiserweight too.

 

That sounds perfect to me.

 

Mush better than watching whatever Dudley is on Smackdown find a new partner (probably whichever guy from the APA is over there)

[Guest]

They are differentiating the product now. If all the belts are split, the shows will be the same. You have to watch Raw to see hardcore matches and you have to watch Smackdown to see cruiserweight matches the way it is now. Plus, they will be able to build up the titles much more this way. There aren't enough cruisers to split up that division between 2 shows. To the person who said Jericho vs Lita at Backlash, that can't happen. Jericho is on Smackdown and the Hardyz and Lita are on Raw:)