Guest Crowe Report post Posted June 7, 2003 Opening Promo: Scott Solomon and Johnathan Clarke! Singles Match Shawn Tybalt vs Cassius Atkinson TV Title Contendership Syndicate vs Jimmy "The Demon" Liston Tables Match TV Title English Dragon vs Leo Breslin European Title Contendership Three Way Dance Scott Solomon vs "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke vs Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell First Hour Non Match Capoff Contract Signing! Crow© vs Va'aiga Garden Shed Match Aecas vs Viktor Tarakanov Singles Match European Title Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs "The Sinner" John Duran 'Rematches Ahoy!' INFERNO MATCH Manson vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted June 7, 2003 Opening Promo: Scott Solomon and Johnathan Clarke! ~They reveal that they're actually GAY lovers as "You look so good to me!" plays over the speakers! But then fat Samoan guys jump out of the crowd (Vaaiga's brethren?!?!) and squash them and everyone chants "HATE CRIME!" Singles Match Shawn Tybalt vs Cassius Atkinson ~The crowd goes to the nacho stand because they saw this match last week! And Tybalt goes for the Thumb Biter but then Cassius says "No, *I'LL* Bite your Thumb!" and he LITERALLY bites Shawn's thumb off! And the ref stops the match much like Tyson/Holyfield! TV Title Contendership Syndicate vs Jimmy "The Demon" Liston ~The Devil comes out of the entry way (Remember, Cleveland *IS* Hell!) and reposesses Liston! So Syndicate wins by count-out! Tables Match TV Title English Dragon vs Leo Breslin ~Since Dragon is British he believes tables are only used for dining! So he goes to set the table! But then Breslin comes out and kicks his ass! But Dragon makes a come back and says "And now for the main course...Breslin stew!" and he puts Leo on a plate on the table, but the table breaks under the weight and Dragon accidentally wins! European Title Contendership Three Way Dance Scott Solomon vs "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke vs Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell ~Well since 2/3 of these guys said that they're gay, they threaten to double team Dan! So Dan runs away and gets counted out and OH DEAR! Now we have 2 number one contenders! First Hour Non Match Capoff Contract Signing! Crow© vs Va'aiga ~They sign the contract like diplomats! But then Crow says "You can have MY John HanCOCK any time! And Vaaiga gets offended and looks angry! Garden Shed Match Aecas vs Viktor Tarakanov Viktor whips out some hoes and attacks Aecas but since prostitutes aren't normally found in a garden shed (UNLESS YOU'RE FUCKING THEM!!) Viktor is disqualified! Singles Match European Title Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs "The Sinner" John Duran ~Grappler jobs because he's a fucking loser!!!!!! 'Rematches Ahoy!' INFERNO MATCH Manson vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Manson plays with fireballs and sets one on Spike's BALLS and Spike's reproductive organs burn off but since that's legally considered a low blow Spike wins by DQ!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crowe Report post Posted June 7, 2003 Opening Promo: Scott Solomon and Johnathan Clarke! ~ I expect that a brawl will break out between these two after they have an argument about who has the bigger penis, this will then become the basis for a feud. Singles Match Shawn Tybalt vs Cassius Atkinson ~ I'll go with Tybalt. TV Title Contendership Syndicate vs Jimmy "The Demon" Liston ~ If Syndicate writes, I do believe he'll take this one and get back into the Television title hunt. Tables Match TV Title English Dragon vs Leo Breslin ~ Oooooo, deary me. We could see yet another change of hands for this title, I'm not sure if English Dragon and his greenness can hold up to Bressy's experience. The one who wants the title more will be the winner of this match... obviously. I say Breslin. European Title Contendership Three Way Dance Scott Solomon vs "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke vs Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell ~ Dammit. How do I know? I say Clarke. First Hour Non Match Capoff Contract Signing! Crow© vs Va'aiga ~ Va'aiga turns up with his mongrel kliq and they all beat up Crow, that is, until Dante Crane turns up and beats them all down! Garden Shed Match Aecas vs Viktor Tarakanov ~ ... shit. If Thor writes, he will push Aecas to the limit, but that said, I think Aecas will win, since I already know one of his ideas. Singles Match European Title Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs "The Sinner" John Duran ~ Ooooo, the Grappler has been UNSTOPPABLE as of late, and I do not think that this will change just yet. We all know Spike Jenkins is the man to stop Grappler. But then again, prove me wrong here, Mr Notorious. Prove me wrong. 'Rematches Ahoy!' INFERNO MATCH Manson vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~ If Spike turns a FULL MATCH, he takes the victory. If not, he's a twat and Manson will take the cake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted June 7, 2003 Opening Promo: Scott Solomon and Johnathan Clarke! They talk and stuff....and brag about how they destroyed Spike Singles Match Shawn Tybalt vs Cassius Atkinson I'll go with Mr. Tybalt. But come on Cassius! TV Title Contendership Syndicate vs Jimmy "The Demon" Liston My money's on Syndicate. Tables Match TV Title English Dragon vs Leo Breslin Hmmm tricky, I'd say Mr. Breslin but ED has been very impessive thus far. European Title Contendership Three Way Dance Scott Solomon vs "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke vs Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell Hmmmmm........I'd say probably Scott Solomon but I think The Extreme one has a chance at winning this match. First Hour Non Match Capoff Contract Signing! Crow© vs Va'aiga Uhhhhhh...... Garden Shed Match Aecas vs Viktor Tarakanov No real comment on this, other than the fact it will be look like a bad day in Bosnia when all is said and done. Singles Match European Title Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs "The Sinner" John Duran I'd have to say Mr Matthews, but I think Duran could clinch it. Very close this one. 'Rematches Ahoy!' INFERNO MATCH Manson vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Mr. Manson (If he shows) To set Spike on fire! Kentucky Fried Hollywood? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest emerald_fusion Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Opening Promo: Scott Solomon and Johnathan Clarke! -> Solomon and Clarke say stuff. Singles Match Shawn Tybalt vs Cassius Atkinson -> Shawn Tybalt TV Title Contendership Syndicate vs Jimmy "The Demon" Liston -> No prediction Tables Match TV Title English Dragon vs Leo Breslin -> Leo Breslin European Title Contendership Three Way Dance Scott Solomon vs "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke vs Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell -> Dan Caldwell First Hour Non Match Capoff Contract Signing! Crow© vs Va'aiga -> In an event never before seen at a contract signing, a brawl erupts! Garden Shed Match Aecas vs Viktor Tarakanov -> Aecas Singles Match European Title Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs "The Sinner" John Duran -> Grappler 'Rematches Ahoy!' INFERNO MATCH Manson vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> Manson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Opening Promo: Scott Solomon and Johnathan Clarke! - HHA - Hot Homosexual Action! Awww yeah baby. Singles Match Shawn Tybalt vs Cassius Atkinson - Tybalt: "A POX ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!" Cassius: "Dude, that was Mercutio." Tybalt: "Oh, okay. A pox off both your houses." And Cassius rolls him up while he's apologizing. TV Title Contendership Syndicate vs Jimmy "The Demon" Liston - Syndicate, though I think he could easily move above this if he tried. Tables Match TV Title English Dragon vs Leo Breslin - English Dragon to block. European Title Contendership Three Way Dance Scott Solomon vs "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke vs Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell - This is a tough one, but I'm betting some Solomon/Clarke alliance comes up because of the HHA promo at the beginning. Nonetheless, Caldwell can use the win here. First Hour Non Match Capoff Contract Signing! Crow© vs Va'aiga - Maori Drops for all! Garden Shed Match Aecas vs Viktor Tarakanov - Victor gets locked in and Aecas walks away. Singles Match European Title Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs "The Sinner" John Duran - Jesus, two of my favorite JLers. I'd say go with Big Cunt, but he ad-hoc'd a nickname to avoid that... so hm. Matthews, with a strong showing from Duran. 'Rematches Ahoy!' INFERNO MATCH Manson vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins - Kaine always loses, so thankfully Chris Trepanier isn't booked. I'm going with Manson. And owning the last post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Singles Match Shawn Tybalt vs Cassius Atkinson -- I'll go with Tybalt for the sake of Quad Cities pride. TV Title Contendership Syndicate vs Jimmy "The Demon" Liston -- Syndicate Tables Match TV Title English Dragon vs Leo Breslin -- SHOULD be close...I really don't know who to pick, so I'll just go with English Dragon at random. European Title Contendership Three Way Dance Scott Solomon vs "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke vs Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell -- I'm thinking Clarke can win this one, unless the opening promo signifies that Dan might be in for a little 2-on-1. First Hour Non Match Capoff Contract Signing! Crow© vs Va'aiga -- Va'aiga makes Crow explode like a blue-haired nurse. Garden Shed Match Aecas vs Viktor Tarakanov -- Close match, but Aecas. Singles Match European Title Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs "The Sinner" John Duran -- I usually don't make predictions on my own match, but in this case I'll make an exception, because I am well aware that my ass is getting stomped on Tuesday by Matthews. However, for the sake of competition, I will be writing. 'Rematches Ahoy!' INFERNO MATCH Manson vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -- I'd rather see Funyon breakdance to C&C Music Factory, but maybe that's just me. I'll go with Manson to get the victory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GLWUT Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Singles Match Shawn Tybalt vs Cassius Atkinson --I'll go wiiiith... Shawn Tybalt TV Title Contendership Syndicate vs Jimmy "The Demon" Liston --Syndicate. Tables Match TV Title English Dragon vs Leo Breslin --THEE FANZ!!1!11!!! European Title Contendership Three Way Dance Scott Solomon vs "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke vs Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell --Scott Solomon. Come on, boy! First Hour Non Match Capoff Contract Signing! Crow© vs Va'aiga --We're all winners. Garden Shed Match Aecas vs Viktor Tarakanov --Hmmmm... I'll go with Viktor. Toss-up, still. Singles Match European Title Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs "The Sinner" John Duran --Matthews, unless someone puts a penny on the track... *looks under the cushions* 'Rematches Ahoy!' INFERNO MATCH Manson vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins --Hollywood? Sure, why not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Singles Match Shawn Tybalt vs Cassius Atkinson -Umm...Tybalt TV Title Contendership Syndicate vs Jimmy "The Demon" Liston - It doesnt matter! They'll only lose to meeee! mwahahahaha! ahem...er, Syndicate. Tables Match TV Title English Dragon vs Leo Breslin - no prediction, but my toughest match so far, I think. European Title Contendership Three Way Dance Scott Solomon vs "The Extreme Solution" Johnathan Clarke vs Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell -Clarke First Hour Non Match Capoff Contract Signing! Crow© vs Va'aiga - stuff happens Garden Shed Match Aecas vs Viktor Tarakanov - Aecas Singles Match European Title Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs "The Sinner" John Duran - SS to retain 'Rematches Ahoy!' INFERNO MATCH Manson vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins - Spike takes it again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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