Guest HBK16 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Ok last night I threw a party at my house. Not really a party but a gathering with a bunch of my friends. There was a lot of beer. And no one there was over 21. I will put this as short and easy as possible. I drank 21 beers.. I bonged 6 of them. Stupid thing to do. I never knew I can consume that much alcohol. So when I started to hit my head on the toilet and over flow it with puke and started shaking my friends took me to the hospital. All I can really remember is drinking some nasty ass drink that the doctors gave me then I woke up the a tube in my penis. I just got back and I am trying to stay as far away from my parents as possible. It was pretty bad. I cant really talk about the event because I cant really think about it but what I went through at the hospital was pretty bad. Lesson learned: Dont drink.......A lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Ok last night I threw a party at my house. Not really a party but a gathering with a bunch of my friends. There was a lot of beer. And no one there was over 21. I will put this as short and easy as possible. I drank 21 beers.. I bonged 6 of them. Stupid thing to do. I never knew I can consume that much alcohol. So when I started to hit my head on the toilet and over flow it with puke and started shaking my friends took me to the hospital. All I can really remember is drinking some nasty ass drink that the doctors gave me then I woke up the a tube in my penis. I just got back and I am trying to stay as far away from my parents as possible. It was pretty bad. I cant really talk about the event because I cant really think about it but what I went through at the hospital was pretty bad. Lesson learned: Dont drink.......A lot. You must be quite proud of yourself or else you wouldn't have posted this disturbing story. Anyone who drinks as much as you did, and I don't that you did have that much, would be dead. I'm glad you have a cathader, and I wish someone woulda placed their foot firmly up your ass. That is if your exagerrated story is true....which it isn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 That was what I was told. Sorry I cant confirm it. Just because I post it doesnt mean I am not proud of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted June 8, 2003 I've seen that many beers drank. It's true if HBK16 is a hoss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted June 8, 2003 I find it amazing that you had to be taught not to drink that much. Drinking 21 cans of anything in a fairly short period of time isn't good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 There was a lot of beer. And no one there was over 21. Serves you right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ShooterJay Report post Posted June 8, 2003 The story is most likely true- Two of my best friends can down 18 beers and be totally fine. I definitely can't do that- my absolute limit is 6, and one shot of vodka makes me woozy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 I can take a lot of alcohol but I have never drank that much. My beer limit is maybe around 15 cans and vodka is about 7 shots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Wow, you're a fucking idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Alcohol Fueled Report post Posted June 8, 2003 I can drink 21 beers and still not be blagarant. I can actually still mingle and carry on conversations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 8, 2003 I can drink 21 beers and still not be blagarant. I can actually still mingle and carry on conversations. *rolls eyes* i'd love to see that one, youy'd be either a medical miracle or drinking some seriously watered down beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Alcohol Fueled Report post Posted June 8, 2003 It can be done. I drank 14 tall Crown Royal and gingerales one night in about 7 hours. It was about 2/3 of a gallon of Crown that got mixed into my 14 drinks. Call me a medical miracle! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Stunt Granny Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Stick to the weed kid, nobody ever wound up with a penis tub from that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 I say no to drugs....Well I do now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Harry Hood Report post Posted June 8, 2003 I mean I would hate the hospital too for possibly saving my life. Serves you right, gotta learn when to pass out and puke so you can continue drinking. Thta's the key, timing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Im ussually good at puking and take some time before drinking again. I moved away from my friends and they were all there last night so we got a bunch of beer and well things went from there. The only reason I hate the hospital is is because, the first image I saw when I woke up. It scared me. They could have warned me with a sign or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted June 8, 2003 It scared me. They could have warned me with a sign or something. I'm sorry but that's just funny as hell. Do you think the sign would've helped? I mean it would've probably been right above it having an arrow pointing down to the tube with this on the sign: "We stuck a tube into your penis, so please don't be alarmed." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Well atleast someone could have had someone waiting next to me and told me very slowly and calmly except for me having to go and itch it to only find something odd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted June 8, 2003 You know, its kinda sad that people have to learn important lessons like this the hard way. I came back one night to my dorm when I was back in college and found my 2 roomates passed out, 1 in the middle of the floor in a pool of his own puke and the other in the bathtub full of water with his clothes on. I never did figure out how the one got in the bathtub, although I never really spoke about the event, since no one knew that I had come back that night. Now, call me cruel or whatever, but I didn't do anything to help them. Be damned if Im going to get busted for something I had no involvement in because my two roomates are idiots. I left and went somewhere else for the night. Long story short, apparently one of my roomate's friends who lived off campus came by and found them, and somehow managed to get them both to the hospital. Somehow, the fact that they both got plastered in the dorm never came out, and I lucked out for that somehow. They both got in some trouble, but because it didn't officially "happen" on campus, the rule where all residents of a dorm get in trouble if someone is busted for alcohol wasn't enforced on me. If that had happened I would have been seriously pissed.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Heavy As Hell Report post Posted June 8, 2003 cobainwasmurdered Posted on Jun 8 2003, 03:25 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QUOTE (Alcohol Fueled @ Jun 8 2003, 11:16 AM) I can drink 21 beers and still not be blagarant. I can actually still mingle and carry on conversations. *rolls eyes* i'd love to see that one, youy'd be either a medical miracle or drinking some seriously watered down beer. American beer I bet. The dumbest power drinking move I ever pulled was when I down bottle of 40% run in one shot. I was on the floor immediately. My buddies dragged me around a bit and they ended up babysitting me on the neighbouts lawn feeding me water and bread until 5:30 in the morning when they figured I could go to sleep without dying and stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Alcohol Fueled Report post Posted June 8, 2003 cobainwasmurdered Posted on Jun 8 2003, 03:25 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QUOTE (Alcohol Fueled @ Jun 8 2003, 11:16 AM) I can drink 21 beers and still not be blagarant. I can actually still mingle and carry on conversations. *rolls eyes* i'd love to see that one, youy'd be either a medical miracle or drinking some seriously watered down beer. American beer I bet. The dumbest power drinking move I ever pulled was when I down bottle of 40% run in one shot. I was on the floor immediately. My buddies dragged me around a bit and they ended up babysitting me on the neighbouts lawn feeding me water and bread until 5:30 in the morning when they figured I could go to sleep without dying and stuff. 5.0% Beer to be exact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HBK16 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Im a weird person when it comes to drinking. I will drink Tequila but only with limes and salt. I will drink Vodka with no chaser, I will drink Rumple Mint with no chaser. Rumple Mint is a really good drink and stronger than vodka. I have had good times with it. I hate Bud Light but love Chinese and Canandian beer. But who doesnt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted June 8, 2003 European beer is hardcore, upwards of 10%+ alc/vol. Crazy stuff. Guiness Extra Stout is my favorite of the beers though, sixer usually does me well. And seriously, stop being such wal-mart brand pussies. Most people I know anyway learn their lessons the hardway, its called growing up. High school, college, society, coming of age events. Most everyone takes it too far sometime and learns. Leave the kid alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Heavy As Hell Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Alcohol Fueled Posted on Jun 8 2003, 07:28 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QUOTE (Heavy As Hell @ Jun 8 2003, 05:34 PM) QUOTE cobainwasmurdered Posted on Jun 8 2003, 03:25 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QUOTE (Alcohol Fueled @ Jun 8 2003, 11:16 AM) I can drink 21 beers and still not be blagarant. I can actually still mingle and carry on conversations. *rolls eyes* i'd love to see that one, youy'd be either a medical miracle or drinking some seriously watered down beer. American beer I bet. The dumbest power drinking move I ever pulled was when I down bottle of 40% run in one shot. I was on the floor immediately. My buddies dragged me around a bit and they ended up babysitting me on the neighbouts lawn feeding me water and bread until 5:30 in the morning when they figured I could go to sleep without dying and stuff. 5.0% Beer to be exact. drank over the course of like 12 hours? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted June 9, 2003 It's better for the juvenile deliquents that they don't do it in the first place. It's better to be tough and learn not to play with matches by burning your face first, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 9, 2003 I've drank a lot more than 21 drinks in a night before, and I didn't die. It's pretty retarded in hindsight, but it was fun at the time. Fuck it. That's what puking is for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted June 9, 2003 I mean I would hate the hospital too for possibly saving my life. Damn, someone beat me to it! And that's what you get for drinking beer. I won't touch the stuff...hard liquor, you know your limits, or you learn them fast. Plus you get drunk faster...I mean who drinks alcohol for the taste? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nl5xsk1 Report post Posted June 9, 2003 The amount someone can drink and feel "fine" depends on their size and their tolerance and the amount of time they have to consume the drinks in. I normally drink Jack and Coke by the pint glass, and probably have about 4 shots or so in each drink, and can drink 3-4 before I start to feel drunk. So, that would be about 16 shots of liquor over the course of the night. There are some people that could have no more than one of them and feel shitcocked. If someone gave me 12 hours to drink them, I could easily put away a case and still be coherent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ElectricRaccoon Report post Posted June 10, 2003 European beer is hardcore, upwards of 10%+ alc/vol. Crazy stuff. Guiness Extra Stout is my favorite of the beers though, sixer usually does me well. And seriously, stop being such wal-mart brand pussies. Most people I know anyway learn their lessons the hardway, its called growing up. High school, college, society, coming of age events. Most everyone takes it too far sometime and learns. Leave the kid alone. Like the evil bastard brew Faxe 10%. It's made with water, malt, hops, barley and SATAN. And also, that's true. You haven't REALLY started drinking until you've spent that one night praying for death. It's usually all good after that, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted June 10, 2003 Just know your limit, it is that simple. After 5 beers, I feel pretty good. I can drink 12 beers, but I am pretty wasted after that. When I start to feel sick, I stop right away. I hate booting, it sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
