The fun irrevelvance of tnm (re: both wwf brands)

[Guest]

the first battle royal is in the Smackdown brand, with all the people but Torrie and Stacy. Pinfalls or over the top rope are the way to win

 

Christian won an 28-man Battle Royal:

x Christian threw out D-Von after a kneedrop in 0:01:19

x Christian defeated S. Taylor after a vertical facebuster in 0:03:42

x Christian defeated L. Storm after a powerslam in 0:04:08

x C. Jericho threw out Helms after series of chops in 0:06:19

x Christian defeated C. Jericho after the Unprettier in 0:07:53

x Test threw out Snow after a big boot in 0:09:04

x Rock threw out Venis in 0:12:16

x Rikishi threw out Page in 0:14:24

x Angle threw out Kidman in 0:14:53

x Test threw out Tajiri in 0:15:57

x Rock threw out Ivory in 0:18:16

x Palumbo defeated Rikishi after a clothesline in 0:19:48

x Edge threw out Angle in 0:20:26

x Faarooq threw out Edge after a facerake in 0:21:01

x Maven threw out Faarooq after a clothesline in 0:21:31

x Maven threw out Mark Henry in 0:23:55

x Benoit threw out Albert after a forearm smash in 0:25:21

x Benoit threw out Rock after a bodyslam in 0:25:39

x Hogan threw out Benoit in 0:26:58

x Maven threw out Hogan in 0:27:09

x Billy Gunn threw out Tazz after powerslam suplex in 0:27:22

x Christian defeated Palumbo after a powerslam in 0:28:08

x Christian threw out Hardcore Holly after a side suplex in 0:28:26

x Billy Gunn threw out Test after a clothesline in 0:30:14

x Maven threw out Saturn in 0:31:18

x Christian threw out Maven in 0:32:58

x Christian defeated Billy Gunn after the Unprettier in 0:34:44

Rating: *

 

only in TNM could Maven eliminate Hogan (and Faarooq, and Mark Henry). I think I got Maven down to a tee. Even his finisher, The Maven Effect (Second Rope Dropkick), maybe he will unleash the Maven's Caw (some Moonsault)

 

Time for the Raw battle royal, with all the people but Trish and Terri

 

No-Countout-No-DQ-28-Man Battle Royal:

Buh Buh Ray Dudley won an 28-man Battle Royal:

x Boss Man defeated Goldust after the Boss Man Slam in 0:00:44

x Molly threw out Boss Man in 0:00:56

x Molly defeated Richards after a bridging back suplex in 0:01:08

x Jacqueline threw out J. Hardy after a powerslam in 0:02:03

x M. Hardy defeated Spike after a gutwrench suplex in 0:05:06

x Crash threw out Van Dam after a roundhouse right in 0:05:26

x Jacqueline defeated Crash after a powerslam in 0:06:28

x Raven defeated Stasiak after the Evenflow DDT in 0:07:49

x Raven threw out Dreamer in 0:08:02

x Dudley threw out Wight in 0:09:44

x Dudley defeated Credible after a splash from the second rope in 0:10:44

x Raven threw out Curt Hennig in 0:10:53

x Dudley threw out Undertaker in 0:11:24

x Lesnar threw out X-Pac after a duck-down move in 0:13:33

x Molly defeated Lesnar after a Northern Lights suplex in 0:14:50

x Molly threw out Kane in 0:15:03

x Regal threw out Jacqueline after a vertical suplex in 0:15:34

x Dudley threw out Regal after a facerake in 0:15:45

x Dudley threw out Lita in 0:15:51

x Molly defeated Raven after the Molly-Go-Round in 0:19:24

x M. Hardy threw out Hall in 0:19:42

x M. Hardy threw out Booker T after a neck snap in 0:20:16

x Nash defeated Brown after the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:20:50

x Molly threw out M. Hardy after a hairgrab takeover in 0:23:11

x Molly threw out Bradshaw in 0:24:34

x Dudley threw out Nash in 0:25:01

x Dudley defeated Molly after the Buh Buh Cutter in 0:25:10

Rating: *1/4

 

Your eyes do not lie to you, Molly eliminated seven people. *toot toot* *cues up Jazz music* Big Momma Molly tossing them like sacks of spam.

 

Bubba Ray Dudley did come close to topping Molly with seven eliminations.

 

Buh Buh Ray and Christian will collide soon for a match with the Champion of the Universe, Triple H. How long will it take for Our Lord and Savior Triple H to crush those mortals? No clue.

 

This goes to show one thing.. as long as you don't take the results seriously, an unbooked battle royal on TNM can turn out to be unexpected fun.

 

Anyways, feel free to comment

[Guest MARTYEWR]

This would probably be better suited in the "Video Games" folder, but since you brought up the topic...

 

Here's two wacky things that once happened to me on TNM:

- I once booked a Fatal Four Way between Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Steve Austin, and Shawn Michaels. Owen won the thing. Certainly wouldn't happen in the real world.

- Once booked some sort of tag team death match between the Hardy Boyz and the Dudley Boyz. The thing went on for 5 hours! I think the Dudz won. Match got *****. Probably a *bit* longish for me!

[Guest]

I recall a seven-hour match on an old TNM between El Gigante and Yokozuna.

[Guest What?!]

Wackiest thing I got from TNM was Edge beating Chris Benoit in 34 seconds! And Al Snow beating The Big Show in 59 seconds!

[Guest Anglesault]

what's tnm?

[Guest What?!]

It's just a wrestling simulator. If you're absolutely bored and need a wrestling fix, I guess you could use it.

[Guest Anglesault]

How do i get it?

[Guest muzanisa]

I had this on my old PC and on the day I was due to pay for it the Motherboard died costing me serious money. It's completely unrelated but I've never downloaded it again.

[Guest What?!]

www.tnm7.com

 

28 day free trial, then you have to pay for it.