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Ok this has been kind of a dream for me and I finally have the money to di it and at the perfect time too. This saturday wil be me and my girlfriend's six month anniversary. Then Sunday I am going to a special dinner with my father. Its the kind of dinner where everyone is showing up in Benz. Its a very important dinner for me and my father. Ok so here is my problem. I have been kind of talking it over with my dad for the past months and he is finally letting me. Firday I want to go to an exotic car rental place and rent a Ferrari F355 Spyder. I am only 18 and yo uhave to be 25 years old to rent the car. So the part where I finally convinced my dad was that he put the car under his name but I pay for it. He picks it up Saturday morning and I get it Saturday for me and my girlfriend to go where ever we want (in the city limits) then Sunday night I drive my dad to the dinner. It is going to be almost $2,000 with everything paid. Insurance and the deposit and all. Ok now here is the problem. Do these cars have meters to see if you break the speed limit? Im not going to drive 150mph down the street with an exotic rental car all night but I would like to take it for a "test run" just once. Theres problem number 1. Number 2, what happens if they were to find out that I was driving it? Like what if I get pulled over and Im not even suppose to be driving it? I dont even want to know what happens if I get in an accident or a flat tire and the car has to be towed. I would take my Escalade but I am having new wheels and a sound system put in this weekend so theres not way I can use it. So if anyone can help me answer these questions I would appreciate it. Thanks.

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Guest HBK16

I actually have one more question I forgot to add. When my dad was talking to the renters they said that they had 2 cars open that I can reserve. Either the Ferrari or a Jaguar SK8 Convertible. But I think I am going to go with the Ferrari. What do you guys think.

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Guest HBK16

Convertibles and red cars turn her on. Looks like Im going to be in the zone that day.

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Guest Nevermortal
Convertibles and red cars turn her on. Looks like Im going to be in the zone that day.

Maybe you'll even get some anal! Don't forget to put some plastic down before though.

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Guest Bosstones Fan

Of the two, I'd take the Jag because it looks sleeker and thus is more swank.

 

However, if she is turned on by red convertibles, then your best bet is to take the Ferrari because that car will get you more (and better) head.

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Guest HBK16

The Jag is a little cheaper than the Ferrari but I have till tomorrow to choose. The guy is saving the Ferrari for my dad already but no deal is closed yet. And yes if I was to show up at my girlfriend's house with the Ferrari, I am sure I would get head before we even got out of her driveway.

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Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy

Man, are girls actually shallow enough to give it to a guy because they drive a nice car? I thought that was a stereotype that Hollywood created. It sure wasn't like that when I grew up.

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I would go with the Jag, its so much nicer than the Ferrari by miles.

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Guest HBK16

The Jag comes in Yellow and when I went to see it a few days ago, it looked kinda weird. Plus my girlfriend cant stand yellow cars.

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Guest TheGame2705

WTF?! "This is the dinner where we all show up in a benz" I say rent a car and have someone hit you with it. If I have to be civil and make a choice go with the top one rather than the bottom.

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Spend only about 25% of that 2,000 dollars and buy her some jewelery or something that she can wear/use over and over. That way you get laid over and over.

 

More sex and saving money, that's economics.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I'd take the Jaguar. It's a luxury car that happens to have oodles of power and style, instead of power and style on a street-legal pasta rocket. HOWEVER, if she loves red and convertibles that much, get the Ferarri. Just don't hotdog in it. I know it's hard NOT to do in something like that, but if you want to open it up, just do it somewhere very isolated. Oh, and don't take any race offers unless you're in that isolated area. You know you can beat anyone in that thing, don't go and do something stupid just to reaffirm it on a surface street or something.

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Guest Snakebyte
Do these cars have meters to see if you break the speed limit? 

If it has On-Star or any other kind of Navigation system, yes. I know someone who rented a BMW with Onstar, drove an average of 120 on the interstate, and he received a 400 dollar surcharge with his bill. Besides, they probably acknowledge the fact that you're going to haul-ass, so they find comfort in the fact that you're paying for it if you screw up.

 

On a side note, is the Jag a v12? Because if so, then I'd be interested to know the literage on the engine. I mean, I know the Ferraris are only like 6.5L, so they make most of their power in High RPM range (4-5K for a V12). Good ol' torque.

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Guest The Amazing Rando

This is SO not the place to be yapping about this...especially since i was just in a wreck and lost an Eclipse and now drive a fucking GEO PRIZM~!

 

One day...karma will whoop thine ass!

 

 

Jesus.... this thread is so wrong... I don't go around posting that I get laid 6 times a week and have girls all over me now do I....and I don't ask if I should pick the blonde over the brunette cause the brunette gives better head but the blonde is one tight piece o' ass...

 

 

Oh well.... have fun and don't wreck the damn thing... and if you do wreck it...I want in the will ....cause somebody will probably kill you and I want that Escalade

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Do these cars have meters to see if you break the speed limit? 

If it has On-Star or any other kind of Navigation system, yes. I know someone who rented a BMW with Onstar, drove an average of 120 on the interstate, and he received a 400 dollar surcharge with his bill. Besides, they probably acknowledge the fact that you're going to haul-ass, so they find comfort in the fact that you're paying for it if you screw up.

 

On a side note, is the Jag a v12? Because if so, then I'd be interested to know the literage on the engine. I mean, I know the Ferraris are only like 6.5L, so they make most of their power in High RPM range (4-5K for a V12). Good ol' torque.

Jag is a 4.0 Liter V8 and the Ferrari is 3.5 Liter mid V8.

 

 

Sorry to hear about your wreck Rando. That sucks

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Dont take this the wrong way or anything..

 

But one of 4 things are going to happen:

 

1) You wreck the car and get into HUGE trouble (and possibly worse)

2) Someone has an accident and you get involved (and get into a lot of trouble and possibly worse)

3) You get pulled over and busted by the cops, which will get you and your father in trouble

4) You manage to pull this off..

 

1-3 are way more likely than #4. And the first three are assuming that you are with your girlfriend and not your dad. If you make it through the first night, then you'll probably pull this off.

 

Im going to go with 3, since A) a sports car will stand out like a sore thumb and B) A sports car with 2 teenagers in it will stand out like Andre the Giant at a midget convention.

If you do even 1 small thing wrong and a cop notices, your ass is grass since you aren't supposed to be driving that car.

 

Trust me, as much is this is a dream of yours, Id wait a couple years...theres a reason why you have to be 25 to rent them. You might think your father is the coolest person in the world for allowing/helping you doing this, but if you get in any trouble, you'll regret it for the rest of your life since your father will get in just as much trouble for letting you drive it.

 

If you have got 2 grand burning a hole in your pocket so bad, rent a less exotic car and buy your girlfriend a nice 6 month anniversary present. Unless she's some car freak, I would be willing to bet she'd be more appreciative of a nice piece of jewelry than a ride in a ferrari around town for one night. It isn't like you are going to have that car for more than the weekend, and its going toi end up sending the wrong message to your girlfriend...

 

Just my 2 cents. Probably won't matter a hill of beans though..

Edited by MarvinisaLunatic

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Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Take the Ferrari. Go to dinner or whatever. Find Desolate Highway. Wind it up to 170 mph while she's all in your lap. Take her home. Take a break from her car appreciation to post intimate details at TSM.

 

Drive hot red car. Drive your girl. Get classic thread at TSM.

 

it's a winner.

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Guest HBK16

For those who care, I do have the Ferrari parked outside my apartment. I keep looking outside the window though cuz ever once and a while someone comes up and looks at it and I dont want anyone fuckign with it. Me and my dad have been taking turns with it all day. Its been fun. I live by an Indian Reservation and that means, one long ass road with no cars, no nothing, just sand, shrubs, and casinos. Me and my dad have been taking it up to like 80. I took it out without him and got it to almost 140. I am going to my girlfriend's house in about half an hour. She has no idea I am showing up with a Ferrari. I am friends with most of her neighbors now so I am sure it will be a few hours before we can actually leave. Take everyone out for a drive first. Damn bastards!

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Just thought I would post how my date went with my girlfriend. She was so excited about the Ferrari. Shes not that big of cars fan (actually I always talk about cars with her and she hates it) but she LOVES convertibles. And my prediction was true. It must have been atleast an hour before we left. Almost every neighbor wanted a ride. We drove around for a bit. It ussually takes us a while to figure out what we exactly want to do. So the first thing we did was go see a movie because she really wanted to see Dumb and Dumberer. Bad idea. That movie sucked. Of course I valeted my car for $4. The valet actually asked me if I stole the car. What a dick. After the movie, diner. Valeted it again. But this time no one was really impressed because we were in the richest city in Arizona and its very commom to see Lamborghinie's and other exotics everywhere. By then it was around 10 so we went to a club that was close by Arizona State University. We got back around 2am I think. And the drive home was awesome because there was no one in the freeways so I managed to get it up to around 140mph. What a ride. Tonight is my big dinner but there wont be any exciting stories so I wont tell you about it. But I have the car all to myself today. So far I have put a little bit over 550 miles on it. I went way over my 100 miles free mark.

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Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye
So far I have put a little bit over 550 miles on it. I went way over my 100 miles free mark.

 

i probably would have taken it cross country and back. How much do you have to pay per mile over the limit?

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My dad didnt tell me. But I'm paying for it anyways so it doesnt matter. But its probably a good idea to ask him. Which I will do now before I take it out again. My new highest speed is now a little over than 155. The top speed is 175 but I dont have enough straight road or enough guts to take it that high. But Im sure I will try before I turn it in tomorrow.

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99 cents each mile after the 100 mile free mark. I think I will tow it till I get 1 street away from the restuarant and then drive it to the front and then tow it back home. I still have to focus on my goal of getting it to 170 mph.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

This thread is the forgotten bastard foster child of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and 2 Fast, 2 Furious.

 

Boo this man.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Technically, as much of a dick as the valet guy was, he was actually right in the assumption that he shouldn't have been driving the car. It would have been interesting had he done something about his hunch..

 

I still say the odds were not very good for him pulling this off, so I am surprised to say the least.

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