Uday Hussein wants you to get his money out of

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=33045

 

Dear Sir,

I am Uday Hussein the first son of The former Iraqi leader President Saddam Hussein.I was priviledged to a lot of huge transactions during the reign of my father before the outbreak of Iraq war and collapse of my father's regime.Because of the imminent war and threat by the United States to freeze all assets and funds of the Hussein family, which is already on the way, I deposited the sum of US$45 MILLION as bond in a Security Finance Company. Right now I am looking for a reliable, trustworthy and competent businessman who will travel to Europe to lay claims to this funds on my behalf. This Funds was gotten as a result of the sales of petroleum to a French company allocated to me.

 

This funds was deposited in a Security Company in Europe because of the war so that It will not be frozen by American and British governments. Upon your response showing your interest in assisting me, the said country in Europe will be revealed to you. Presently, I am in Iraq in an undisclosed location for security reasons where there is no telephone and fax communication for security reasons.

 

I have entrusted all the documents covering the transaction and the deposit to my personal Attorney who is presently in London. He will give you further directives as regards the claims of the funds and you would be required to give to him a letter of guarantee of trust to prove that the funds will be secured under your custody.

 

You are to take 25% of the total sum for assitance,5% is mapped out for any contingent expenses in the course of the transaction, while 70% will be for me. If you are interested kindly contact my lawyer on the above email address and feel free to deal with him as it will not be safe for me to deal with you directly

 

I look forward to receiving updates from my lawyer as regards your cooperation.

 

May Allah Bless you!

 

Uday Hussein.

 

*cough*Nigeria*cough*

 

"Tell him I won't take any less than 50 percent."

 

Hehehe

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Uday's a crazy bastard, but hardly a threat anymore. Wonder if it's real.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Wonder if it's real.

...

 

Someone, anyone, tell me that was sarcasm. Just for my peace of mind.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

I wish I could ...

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Yeah yeah, homeboy's long dead, I KNOW. I was going to add my [/sarcasm] tag on the end. But I thought someone would have meant the whole thing are sarcastic, and not just the last line...I don't think that made sense.

 

So in the short of it all, I was kidding.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Someone translate. The only thing that seemed to be in English was "I don't think that made sense," which is pretty much what I've been thinking ever since the first reply.