Guest razazteca Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Bridget the Midget videos Nicole Bass in S&M video....it does exist chicks with dicks plumbers and BBW interracial Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the 1inch punch Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Personally, i think everyone should go to a Dominatrix at least once Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted April 7, 2002 i once read about a guy who was overcome with uncontrollable sexual desires whenver he saw a sidewalk. there was also a fireman who called in on 'night calls', explaining a ritual his fellow county firemen do: they get a big cookie from the mall, all watch night calls together, & jerk off in a circle on the cookie. whoever finishes last has to eat the cookie. i think the latter might be more just deviant behavior than an actual fetish, but it's still pretty funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 8, 2002 I've heard about the cookie game. erm. isnt too deliscous a prospect. Im partial to socks. Im serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted April 8, 2002 Im partial to socks. Socks on feet or just socks? I could understand if they were on someone's feet, I guess. I like a girl's feet if they're sort of cute or she paints her toenails or something. But just plain socks would not only be strange, but probably a horrible distraction if you're wearing anything other than sandles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DARRYLXWF Report post Posted April 8, 2002 I can think of 2308480235242808403280423 better topics than this. oh wait...make that 2308480235242808403280424 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RicFlairGlory Report post Posted April 8, 2002 fuck that, this is like what American Pie 15 would be like, lol ever have a girl ask you to use shampoo as the lubricant? now *thats* always seemed odd to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted May 17, 2002 *BUMP* Just so everybody can see what a well adjusted person Kinetic really is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted May 17, 2002 Ugh, I heard about that awful cookie story in high school, only I think a bunch of guys did it at a party or something. We had a topic like this on the old board, in the PORNO~! folder. We should bring that back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 17, 2002 Yeah I've heard the cookie one too. Gets really weird though when the guys who you've heard have done it start BRAGGING about it. That's getting weird I reckon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 18, 2002 You reckon right. I'll never buy cream filled cookies again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 18, 2002 I'm never buying a roll with coleslaw filling either! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 22, 2002 ::Quickly rescinds his invitation for River Phoenix to have dinner of coleslaw filling and cookies and watch Smackdown!:: Seriously though, bakakke sounds like such a fatm mid-40s white male thing to do, plushies/furries are just... well... weird, but then I can't see how people get off on hentai either. Depending on what the definition of "best" is... grossest I've ever seen is eyeball socket (kinda creepy, although the pics were probably fake anyway), most disturbing is necro/play necro/breath control (the latter especially, because if you mess up the other person could REALLY die, or is it the former especially because they're already dead? then again, I personally have issues with this one because I was accused of that in 8th grade as part of the "Daniela" fallback that I spoke briefly of in the "fucked up dates" thread [i'm only cussing because I'm quoting]). I always feel kinda dumb talking about my fetish, but I run into more and more people who think it's kinda weird at first but then are cool with it (then again I also run into people who think its gross and have never spoken to me again), so since I know none of you in real life and have nothing to lose my personal fetish is... pregnancy. I don't find all pregnant women attractive, mind you (much like the "regular guy" here doesn't find all girls attractice), but some pregnant women can be SOOOO hot it's not even funny. Actually it's embarrassing because one of my really good friends (who I think is pretty attractive) is pregnant right now and she doesn't know about my fetish (as cool as she is, she's a Conservative Jew, and religion and fetishes don't mix, no matter how good friends you are); luckily I've been keeping it in check. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 22, 2002 is anal considered a fetish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 23, 2002 Personally, I wouldn't consider it a fetish unless that's all that ever turned you on was anal. Or if sex didn't "feel right" unless it was anal. In that case, yes, it's a fetish. Other than that, no, because it's so accepted by now in mainstream sexuality (like oral sex) that it's expected of all "normal" couples to at least try it every once in a while, even if they don't enjoy it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest y2jailbait Report post Posted May 23, 2002 Everyone is forgetting the best and grossest fetish of them all! Animality baby! Having sex with an animal has to be the down right grossest thing ive heard of. Lord knows there some desperate chicks and dicks out there, but a dog, or a cat, or even a damn cow, Dude, thats just wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 23, 2002 Bestiality is indeed disgusting as all hell (and illegal), but I just remembered the most disgusting one... jap-scat... I've mentioned this before... it'll make you puke, seriously, it's sick (the bad sick, not the good sick) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RicFlairGlory Report post Posted May 23, 2002 ::Quickly rescinds his invitation for River Phoenix to have dinner of coleslaw filling and cookies and watch Smackdown!:: Seriously though, bakakke sounds like such a fatm mid-40s white male thing to do, plushies/furries are just... well... weird, but then I can't see how people get off on hentai either. Depending on what the definition of "best" is... grossest I've ever seen is eyeball socket (kinda creepy, although the pics were probably fake anyway), most disturbing is necro/play necro/breath control (the latter especially, because if you mess up the other person could REALLY die, or is it the former especially because they're already dead? then again, I personally have issues with this one because I was accused of that in 8th grade as part of the "Daniela" fallback that I spoke briefly of in the "fucked up dates" thread [i'm only cussing because I'm quoting]). I always feel kinda dumb talking about my fetish, but I run into more and more people who think it's kinda weird at first but then are cool with it (then again I also run into people who think its gross and have never spoken to me again), so since I know none of you in real life and have nothing to lose my personal fetish is... pregnancy. I don't find all pregnant women attractive, mind you (much like the "regular guy" here doesn't find all girls attractice), but some pregnant women can be SOOOO hot it's not even funny. Actually it's embarrassing because one of my really good friends (who I think is pretty attractive) is pregnant right now and she doesn't know about my fetish (as cool as she is, she's a Conservative Jew, and religion and fetishes don't mix, no matter how good friends you are); luckily I've been keeping it in check. LOL Conservative Jew... classic Aside that, I'd have to say you're still a sick fuck, actually, considering you are getting off on a Jew, You DEFINETLY are a sick fuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 23, 2002 Personally, I wouldn't consider it a fetish unless that's all that ever turned you on was anal. Or if sex didn't "feel right" unless it was anal. In that case, yes, it's a fetish. Other than that, no, because it's so accepted by now in mainstream sexuality (like oral sex) that it's expected of all "normal" couples to at least try it every once in a while, even if they don't enjoy it. That's what I was thinking too. It was all I could list though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gthureson Report post Posted May 23, 2002 Nuns. Or at least, my idealized version of nuns which look alot more like Sally Field in the '60s than Mother Theresa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 23, 2002 better than priests Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted May 24, 2002 better than priests Hey, what do priests and acne have in common? They both come on your face when you hit puberty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted May 24, 2002 lol. good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest muzanisa Report post Posted May 26, 2002 When I was in China I ate a dogs arse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted July 7, 2002 *bump* Happy Kinetic Day, everybody! This is the thread that launched Kinetic as a force outside of the music folder! It also features proof that the prophet DARRYL is, in fact, an uptight prick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nezbyte Report post Posted July 7, 2002 Personally, i think everyone should go to a Dominatrix at least once My girl and me are going to try that next time we get together. Well, she's going to play Dom and im going to be her sub. Oh yes, my teens are great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted July 7, 2002 My girl and me are going to try that next time we get together. Well, she's going to play Dom and im going to be her sub. Oh yes, my teens are great. Do you have the proper equipment or are you just going to use household items? There's a world of difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nezbyte Report post Posted July 7, 2002 My girl and me are going to try that next time we get together. Well, she's going to play Dom and im going to be her sub. Oh yes, my teens are great. Do you have the proper equipment or are you just going to use household items? There's a world of difference. Well, i have a leather dog collar. That's about it. As teens we cant get shit from stores - ya know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted July 7, 2002 chicks in leather are hot. latex too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Intimacy Goblin Report post Posted July 7, 2002 Personally, I've always been attracted to a woman if she has a good abdomen. Something in the smooth and flat range (tan is optional). And as for anal sex, I've always been against it for biological reasons. The body is designed to have stuff come out of that particular orifice naturally, not go in. Oh, another fun one is the costume orgy. There was a great video I saw about it once that was okay until the camera panned to show a guy in a hockey mask and a pirate hat. Then it was gold! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
