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What's the best sexual fetish?

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Guest Kinetic

For my money, which is frequently spent propositioning 18-24 year old Asian girls, it has to be bukkake.  I've got an unwritten contract with every local sports team at the high school level, and have successfully started my very own bukkake ring.  We have caterers and everything.

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

DAMN, and I though I was up to date on every fetish going...whats bukkake?

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Guest Kinetic

It's hard to describe bukkake in a succinct fashion, but I shall try my best.  A girl, usually of Asian heritage, has her face ejaculated on by upwards of 40+ men.  If you can get two or more girls, even better.  By the end, her face and clothes are understandably covered in semen.  It gives one a certain sense of accomplishment, I'd say.  Give it a whirl sometime.

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Guest Some Guy

That sounds pretty gross to me.  What do you do, stand around in a circle with all those guys and jerk off on to the girl? And why do you get a feeling of accomplishment? I would guess that 40+ guys would easily cover a little Asian chick.  I'll pass on giving it a whirl, I prefer to try and cover a chick's face all by my self.

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Guest Kinetic

There's a sense of camraderie involved.  You know the feeling you get when you work with a like-minded group to reach a common goal?  It's like that, only deviant and naked.  Sure, I could ejaculate on a girl's face by myself and be somewhat content.  But working as a team and completely covering an Asian girl of questionable legal status in semen...that, my friends, is something altogether different.

 

There's a lot of different stuff that can be done, too.  I've seen pictures on the internet wherein the girl actually drinks a cup full of cum.  My group frowns upon this activity, as we feel that it's disrespectful to the rich and lengthy tradition of bukkake.  Using any sort of object like that jeopardizes the purity of the ritual, you see.  It's pretty involved, but that's what I'm here for.

 

Edit:  In addition to this, I'd like to invite any Asian girls who read this board to get in contact with me.  The concept of bukkake may seem strange and disgusting to you, but it has many perks.  Beyond the obvious sexual gratification, it's a great way to make friends that will last a lifetime.  I also believe it to be good for your skin.  That is all.

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Guest ratboy

I find bukkake videos amusing, if only because there's always a fat, homely sort of guy there, trying to get him some.

And frankly, that's just inspiring. Or at least, it would be if I didn't have a girlfriend and get regular "lovin'". Never mind now, I'm just completely rambling.

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Guest razazteca

Pro/Am videos with interview of the talent then business picks up with the action in the bed.

 

Videos shot in location, the travel log type!!!!  England, Budapest, Brazil, Japan.  Anything by Evil Angel company.

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Guest Maurizio C... Version 2

too bad no one can get horny by watching a simple vagina anymore :(

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Guest Kinetic
too bad no one can get horny by watching a simple vagina anymore :(

Yeah, it's rough.  Imagine what it's like being me!  I have to organize a group, work around everyone's schedule, pay the girl, rent the room, and hire a clean-up crew just to get off.

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Guest treble charged

That bukkake sounds too much like that "soggy cracker" game for me.

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Guest KOR420

I'd rather not stand around with a bunch of guys and jerk it on some chick,ill do it myself

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Guest Maurizio C... Version 2

kinetic, you mean you really do that stuff?! wow, how lame... I somewhat like men who like weird stuff, like having your wife fucked by another man or similar stuff... yeah, if I'm the one fucking the wife, that is :)

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I'd have to say the best sexual fetish that I've heard is a fetish of dressing up in goofy mascot costumes and simulating, or actually having sex in them.  

 

They had an MTV special on this a couple of months ago, I think, but I missed it, of course.

 

Goofy shit.

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Guest Maurizio C... Version 2

god, years from now me, Jay Bower and a few others will be considered *traditionalists* since we still like straight sex...

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Guest Mark4steamboat

Evolution: What you are talking about are "furries" i saw the mtv special and jesus christ that is disturbing. they also had "plushies" who basically fuck stuffed animals.

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Guest Kinetic

That stuff with the furries is just strange.  I was genuinely disturbed by that.  Anything involving animals or people dressing up like animals strikes me as psychologically disturbed behavior, as opposed to just depraved sexual encounters.  The same goes for incest and pedophilia.  I'm not a homosexual, so I wouldn't partake in any of that, either.  Beyond the things I've mentioned, though, I'm pretty much open to suggestion.  The whole bukkake thing was a joke (and a well-executed one, if I do say so myself) but if I were to be invited to a bukkake happening, I'd have to give it serious consideration.  Spanking has always been an interest of mine, as well.  S&M is generally too expensive and time-consuming.  What else is there?

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Guest dreamer420

I'm a fan of just having sex with my girlfriend in many different positions.  Call me old fashioned.

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Guest Flyboy
I'm a fan of just having sex with my girlfriend in many different positions.  Call me old fashioned.

When I get there I think that'll be my favorite, too.

 

Now my favorite is gettin' head.  :D

 

It makes the World go around.

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I may be a bit behind the fetish times here, but I am all about the anal fetish. Nothing quite like tagging a lady in the behind.

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Guest Flyboy
I may be a bit behind the fetish times here, but I am all about the anal fetish. Nothing quite like tagging a lady in the behind.

Oh yeah... that's a good one, too.  :D

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Guest Kinetic

I don't know that anal sex even constitutes a fetish.  Plus, most girls will flat-out laugh in your face if you even broach the topic.  I certainly can't blame them.  If a girl wanted to violate my "area" with an international object, I'd definitely object to it.

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Guest dreamer420

I don't think anal is a fetish.  It's just another hole to stick it in.  A pretty good one though.

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Guest Flyboy
If a girl wanted to violate my "area" with an international object, I'd definitely object to it.

Well... yeah.   What straight guy WOULD let that happen to him?  Unless they're in prison?

 

I think it's just another hole to put it in, too--just that some girls like it and other don't.

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"I don't think anal is a fetish."

 

Fetish:

 

1. An object of unreasonably excessive attention or reverence (such as an ass) ;)

 

2. An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment; a fixation

 

It can be a fetish ;)

 

 

"I think it's just another hole to put it in, too--just that some girls like it and other don't."

 

Just for the record, I am all about the girls who do.

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Guest Kinetic

It isn't a fetish.  No amount of attention or reverence for the female ass is excessive.

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