Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted June 16, 2003 OAO AmazingRando: Zack is such a lucky f**k again JayRDoring: no kiddingb, I'm not sure whether to be happy for him or punch a wall. OAO AmazingRando: both JayRDoring: The guy got to hang with AJ, CM Punk, and Alexis Laree, god damn. OAO AmazingRando: GOD DAMN OAO AmazingRando: just AJ really pisses me off JayRDoring: yeah, AJ wasn't at the first show I was at, and the second one he bolted immediately after. OAO AmazingRando: but...3 days removed from winning one of the biggest wrestling titles in the world JayRDoring: and HE HAD IT WITH HIM. OAO AmazingRando: did you hear my AJ/Zack convo JayRDoring: nope. OAO AmazingRando: AJ: Hello Zack: lemme touch the belt...IT GIVES ME LIFE~!! *Zack touchs belt...Zack and Zack's pants have a styles clash* JayRDoring: LOL JayRDoring: Laughing my ass off from that. OAO AmazingRando: i'm sure JayRDoring: I mean, just picture it in your head. OAO AmazingRando: i kind of don't want to...but then again... i came up with it JayRDoring: yeah OAO AmazingRando: i'd also see Zack hitting a Schools Out on AJ and stealing the belt and running down the street JayRDoring: POP Drop would be easier. I'm getting these wacky mental pictures, funny shit. OAO AmazingRando: whatever..i couldn't think of names OAO AmazingRando: and then he climbs up on his car screaming "you'll never get THIS, Stephen!!" before jumping in the car and driving off JayRDoring: I'm putting this in my AIM profile, or my sig. OAO AmazingRando: woohoo! OAO AmazingRando: And as he peels out... Evanscense blares JayRDoring: LOL oh man. OAO AmazingRando: next week on NWA:TNA .... OAOAST Champion Zack Malibu vs. AJ Styles...who is the REAL CHAMPION~!? JayRDoring: Dun Dun Dun. OAO AmazingRando: end of the match: you come out and hit a huge Saito suplex on a chair...allowing Malibu to finish off AJ with the Pop Drop to become the NWA:TNA Champion JayRDoring: And the whole crew comes out and carries him on their shoulders. OAO AmazingRando: I would SO be there OAO AmazingRando: i'd shake Vince Russo's hand and then kick him in the nuts JayRDoring: buyrates would break 1.0 OAO AmazingRando: and then... Zack Malibu vs. HHH JayRDoring: TITLE UNIFCATION OAO AmazingRando: and unifies every title into the Malibu World Championship JayRDoring: Finally the NWA and WCW belt are one again. JayRDoring: It would be glorious. OAO AmazingRando: the WORLD would mark out JayRDoring: we should post this convo in the HD folder. OAO AmazingRando: but you know...in the shadows...Stephen Joseph would be plotting for a title match... JayRDoring: indeed, in a dastardly manner. OAO AmazingRando: he would sell his soul to the devil himself..... a returning AnglePlex JayRDoring: and Chris Daniels, the new Prophecy. OAO AmazingRando: Anglesault would be number 1 contender...but would complain that Kurt Angle was being held down JayRDoring: I think the ultimate surreal fantasy is Angle being Anglesault's bitch. "NO, YOU WILL NOT BE FUNNY!" *cracks whip* OAO AmazingRando: No...the ultimate surreal fantasy would be Blurricane vs. Hurricane ......or Banky live on TV... OAO AmazingRando: though I think Team "Angle" would be awesome ... "KILL HIM...BREAK HIS FUCKING ANKLE" JayRDoring: Banky on TV, we'd have to move to HBO. OAO AmazingRando: oh yes... OAO AmazingRando: he could have his own talk so like "Pipers Pit" ... it would be called "The Banky Owns You Show" OAO AmazingRando: he'd dress up as like 15 different guys and run around causing all kinds of trouble JayRDoring: yeah- eventually, in OAOAST, ShooterJay will do Leno, with hilarious results. OAO AmazingRando: IDRM would get us on the Spice Channel JayRDoring: Fullfulling a lifelong dream. OAO AmazingRando: ON PPV...IDRM FUCKS ANYTHING THAT MOVES.... ORGASMS COUNT ANYWHERE! JayRDoring: Put that on the board, guarantee IDRM will put that in his sig. OAO AmazingRando: IDRM: Giving A Whole New Meaning To The Term "Iron Man"....he even pinned the Game.... the poster...not Hunter.... OAO AmazingRando: oh my god... LIVE ON PPV... DAMESAMANIA.... FINALLY...AGNES GETS BANNED! OAO AmazingRando: Unless.... Agnes gives IDRM a boner by joining the "Kiss My Mod" Club OAO AmazingRando: Can IDRM sustain an erection...tune in next time on SMACKDOWN! JayRDoring: yikes, that's what'll turn ratings around, the IDRM boner challenge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
