Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 When I was like 12 years old, I was sleeping over at my best friend's house and he bunk beds. I was on top. I sleepwalk. So naturally, in the middle of teh night I decided to go exploring or something and fell from BY GAWD 15 FEET IN THE AIR off the edge of this thing and landed shoulder first on the heavy oak corner of another bed being stored in the same room. Ruined my shoulder of course(I still have only about 80% range of motion in it). So anyhow, since I was so BY GAWD BROKEN IN HALF, I couldn't really get up at all and I ended pissing myself. I layed there for a couple hours silently because I didn't want to wake anyone else up in the house before finally forcing myself up and into the other room where I called my mom. Naturally once I was sure she would be awake...... My pissing myself story > than your pussy little pissant pissing yourself story. Go get some Depends bitch.
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