OAOAST HeldDOWN~! 6/19/03

June 19, 2003

OFFICIAL HELDDOWN~! PREVIEW, June 19th, 2003:

In just a few short hours, all your favorite stars of the HeldDOWN~! roster will be in action, as we continue the trek to the Great Angle Bash in just over a week!

MAD PROPS:

Last week, the hype became reality, as Mad Matt made his anticipated OAOAST debut alongside the World Champion Zack Malibu, as the duo faced off with the newest tag team on the roster, K Money and Ragdoll...BLACK LABEL! Money and Ragdoll pulled off the win thanks to some nefarious doing on the part of Edward Robins, but Mad Matt has not taken a debut loss lightly. Tonight, he'll lock it up with Ragdoll in a 2/3 Falls Matchup!

HEXED:

Also on the last edition of HeldDOWN~!, Hex Machina became one of the chosen few to deal Caboose a loss, a feat that has no doubt thrust the eccentric newcomer into a more respected status. Hex Machina will be on hand to speak out on his rival, as this feud is far from over!

IT'S NO MYSTERY (or is it?):

Last week, the Mystery Man who has attacked both Paul Stanley and Mongoose Foshi revealed himself to be...well, we're not quite sure. However, earlier this week the mystery man met up with Michael Cole, and spoke his piece on who he is, why he's here, and what Paul Stanely and Foshi have to do with it!

IT'S NO MYSTERY, Part 2:

Another mask came off last week, as The Blacker Scorpion was revealed to be THE SUPERSTAR~! Are his attempts to get at CWM just past frustration boiling over, or is this just another identity crisis for the established member of the OAOAST enterprise? We'll find out the sordid details as both men are in the arena tonight!

HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD:

Rumors have been flying all week about some Hollywood stars showing up at the OAOAST Arena to show support for the HeldDOWN~! guys and gals. Stars from Brad Pitt, Robert DeNiro, Charlize Theron and Jennifer Aniston are among the rumored, but no one knows for sure.

Also tonight, Peter Knight will have the 24/7 Title in tow, as well as have another Totally Endorsed Gauntlet Challenge laid out! Some Guy speaks out about his upcoming Hell In A Cell with Anglesault. The Parka does battle with Toy Machine member The Amazing Zero!

All this, and much more will go down in just a few short hours!

June 19, 2003

The show opens immediately, with Josh Matthews scurrying through the corridor, exiting into the parking lot. Standing outside, clad in GAP Carpenter Jeans and his very own T shirt is the OAOAST World Champion, Zack Malibu~!

Josh (panting):"Zack...huff...what...are...huff...phew..."

ZM:"You were on Tough Enough, but you blow up during INTERVIEWS? No wonder you didn't get hired for in ring action!"

Josh:"OK...I'm better now. Zack, what are you doing out here? Are you waiting on Edward Robins?"

ZM:"Is that what you think?"

Josh:"Well, that's why we ran out here. No doubt, once you guys lock eyes, you'll be brawling, no matter where you are."

ZM:"Well, actually Joshy boy, your sources are wrong. I'm waiting on some friends of mine."

Josh:"Ah, I get it. Crystal? Foshi? Some Guy and Caboose?"

ZM:"Nope, no, and nada on all four of those."

Josh:"Well then who..."

Before Matthews can finish his question, two cars come FLYING into the parking lot, nearly taking out the Tough Enough alumni, as Zack stands by, a smirk on his face. Zack takes a look at the suped up Mitsubishi Evo and the Spyder convertible, as Alison hops out of the passenger side of the purple convertible.

A:"Found 'em, babe!"

ZM:"So I see."

The drivers of the cars step out, and it's PAUL WALKER and TYRESE of the hit movie 2 Fast 2 Furious~!

Josh:"WOW! Paul Walker and Tyrese! Guys, I'm a HUGE fan..."

The stars brush past Tough Enough Josh, and shake hands with Malibu.

ZM:"Welcome guys, glad you could make it tonight."

PW:"Hey man, you know we gotta Back The Zack, especially tonight."

Tyrese:"Yeah dog, big match goin' down tonight, huh?"

ZM:"You know it man."

PW:"Yeah, so when's it at?"

ZM:"I figure we can get this party started now."

PW:"Yeah? Let's do it then!"

Zack, Alison, Walker and Tyrese head inside, as Josh Matthews looks on in disbelief...

(Fade into HeldDOWN~! Opening Sequence)

June 19, 2003

OAOAST HeldDOWN~!

June 19th, 2003

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Taking command at the announce booth, as always, are two guys that EVERYONE would want to sleep with...

The coolest cats on the block, COLE and DA COACH~!

MC:"What's up everybody? Welcome to OAOAST HeldDOWN~! As always, I'm Michael Cole, holdin' it down with The Coach..."

Coach:"Michael, that was Paul Walker and Tyrese we just saw outside!"

MC:"You got that right! Stars of the hit followup to The Fast and The Furious, it looks like Totally Endorsed aren't the only ones with sponsorship around here, as Walker and Tyrese are here to "Back The Zack" so to speak!"

Coach:"Zack has become quite the mainstream celebrity since his arrival and elevation here in the OAOAST, and one can only imagine what it's like to have the support of not only the fans, but of Hollywood's elite as well!"

Michael Cole and The Coach, as well as the fans are shocked by a blast of pyro from the rampway...

WAKE ME UP

Wake me up inside

WAKE ME UP

Wake me up inside

SAVE ME

Call my name and save me from the dark

The all-too-familiar lyrics of "Bring Me To Life" echo throughout the arena, as Zack Malibu and Alison come to the ring, still clad in casual clothes. Zack and his lovely valet hit the ring and pose for the fans, who are surprised to see the champion as the first star appearing so far tonight. Zack retrieves the microphone from ringside, and hops into the ring, allowing his music to fade out before he speaks.

MC:"Zack Malibu has hit the ring!"

Coach:"He must have heard you talking about him."

MC:"We didn't say anything bad."

Coach:"Whadday mean WE?"

MC:"Oh stop."

Zack stands in the center of the ring, giving a loving smile to Alison as the fans chant his name. Zack hesitates to speak, feeling the fans will allow him too, but the cheers only get louder. Zack paces the ring for a few moments, as Alison claps and encourages cheers, before finally getting an open opportunity to talk.

ZM:"You know, I've got some friends who are waiting to get out here...ladies and gentlemen, the stars of 2 Fast 2 Furious, give it up for PAUL WALKER and TYRESE~!"

The fans roar, as Ludacriss' "Act A Fool" is aired over the PA. Paul Walker and Tyrese enter to a Hardy Boyz-esque pop (meaning that the female cheers are incredibly evident), and hit the ring, greeted by Zack and Alison and then working the crowd up. Paul Walker asks Zack for the mic, which shocks the World Champion a bit. After a few moments of playful hesitation, Zack tosses it over to Walker.

PW:"Whassup everybody!?"

The crowd roars, as Zack and Alison smile in the background.

PW:"Me and my partner here, we figured that tonight's a big night for our man Zack here, so we'd come out and Back The Zack, just like each and every one of you have!"

Another crowd roar. Zack turns to the crowd and salutes them.

PW:"Tonights a big night, so..."

Tyrese swipes the mic from Paul. The two have a staredown.

Tyrese:"Hey man, how come you get to talk to the people? You got a brother standin' all silent back here!"

PW:"Say what you gotta say, man."

Tyrese:"Ha, thought so. All I gotta say is...(turns to the aisleway)...Edward Robins, get yo' greasy ass down here so you can get yo' hat rack cracked by Zack!"

The crowd pops huge, and Tyrese tosses the mic over the ropes and to the announcer. He jogs across the ring, jumping up on the ropes and raising his arms to work the crowd, as Zack, Alison and Walker are a bit taken aback by his aggression, but agree with it nonetheless. Just then...

"My greasy ass? Is that the best you could come up with?"

The great reception that the champion and the 2 Fast cast have gotten turns to jeers, as Edward Robins steps out from behind the curtain, grasping a microphone of his own.

ER:"I can't believe you people. This is the point that The Trinity has tried to make for months on end now. Look in that ring, and what do you see? A World Champion and his A-list friends, or a man so insecure about himself, he has to suck up to the bigwigs to help him look good?"

Edward is getting some major heat now, as he continues his tirade while walking down the aisle.

ER:"At one time, I was guilty of the same flaw. I thought that who you hung out with, what you wore, even what you ate, made you a better person. As I've realized, I was wrong. I was blinded by the lust for the spotlight, blinded by a man who claimed to be my friend but deep down, is a scared little boy. You're scared, Zack. You know that these people will turn on you once they realize you're a fraud, so you keep the company of those in the mainstream, the heroes of the moment. Today it's Walker and Tyrese, tomorrow it'll be Jennifer Connelly. She's got a blockbuster coming out tomorrow, right? Or what about Evanesence, huh? Your good friends who supplied you with a theme song. What happens when that song gets old, Zack? You going to come out to "Rock Your Body"? Maybe "Unwell" by Matchbox 20? You, my friend...should I say, EX friend, are a poser. A man who claims to be a fighting champion, but in reality all you do is hide behind that belt. That belt doesn't make the man, Zack. That belt doesn't change what you've done. Now tonight, I'll end the misery you put others through. I'll do the deed. The Trinity already has a casket lined up for you."

Edward Robins drops the mic, as his cryptic tirade has ended. Malibu stands incensed, and he tells his friends and Alison to clear the ring. Edward gets up on the apron, shooting a snide look at Zack, and then stepping through the ropes...ONLY TO GET SPEARED~! Zack is on the attack, and starts pounding away on Edward, as the referee crew comes running down the aisle, sliding in to seperate the two. Zack gets pried off of Edward, but breaks free and lunges at him, as referees scatter everywhere.

General Manager Tim Moysey~ then appears on the rampway, to the shock and applause of the crowd.

TM:"Zack...Edward...HOLD IT! You two have quite the history, and there is no doubt in my mind, a lot of aggression is going to be let loose tonight when you do battle in a Falls Count Anywhere matchup."

The crowd is at a fever pitch. Edward and Zack stare at each other from their respective halves of the ring, as they are blocked from getting at each other by the zebra squad.

TM:"So, I figure, rather than run the risk of any incidents prior to your match, we can just start it RIGHT NOW~!"

The crowd goes apeshit, as Edward and Zack nod approvingly.

TM:"Referees, all but one of you get out of there. Guys, the arena is your playground, so have fun!"

The referees get out of dodge, leaving a lone official for the match. Zack and Edward are surprisingly calm, as they stand across the ring from one another, locking eyes. Alison cheers from ringside, and Paul Walker and Tyrese shout encouragment as well. The bell rings, and our Falls Count Anywhere match is now officially underway!

MC:"What a way to kick off HeldDOWN~!, huh Coach?"

Coach:"No kidding! We haven't really been able to get a word in edge-wise tonight, as so much has happened in so little time. Now the match that we expected to be the main event, is happening RIGHT NOW!"

Both men come to the center of the ring, and as they inch closer, Edward shoves Zack back hard, mouthing off to him also. Zack responds with a shove of his own, sending Ed back a few steps and showing no fear of him. Edward comes foward and slaps the taste out of Zack's mouth with a vicious slap that draws the ire of the champion. Zack fires back with a chop to the chest, and another, and another, as the flurry sends Ed further and further back. Zack grabs him by the arm and whips him to the other side, but Edward counters, causing Zack to bounce off the ropes, and then catch a knee to the midsection that flips him over! Edward stomps on Zack as he tries to get up, and then picks him up, backing him into the corner and then rams his shoulder into Zack's ribs several times. Zack leans forward, holding onto the ropes for support, but gets pulled out of the cornery by his former ally. Edward holds Zack by the head, and then slams him back into the corner, blocking him from moving out of it and stomping him down. Edward takes a few steps back to survey the damage, and then runs forward, driving a knee into Zack's head! The champion, who is slouching in a seated position now, is dragged out by his leg, then pinned by Edward...not even a 2 count!

Robins starts choking Zack, a move completely legal under the regulations of a Falls Count Anywhere match. The champion is pulled up off the mat, and a knee is driven into his ribs, and he's then taken down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Edward gets up off the mat, standing on his knees, and gleefully cackles, as he again goes for a quick cover, only for Zack to kick out!

MC:"Looks like Edward is trying to get out of there quickly tonight!"

Robins pulls Zack up again, and this time tosses him out to the floor. Before he can catch his breath, Zack is grabbed again by his rival, who tries to whip him into the guardrail. The champion is able to reverse it, and it's Robins who takes the impact! Edward cringes in pain, and stands himself up, rushing towards the recovering Malibu. Zack sees him coming and catches him, lifting him off the ground and powering forward, drilling Robins back-first into the railing so hard that it pushes backwards, causing ringside fans to jump back!

Zack starts stomping Edward, just as was done to him earlier. Zack then picks Edward up, lifting him and then dropping him crotch first across the barrier!

Coach:"Ouch! Looks like a certain Trinity remember will be singing soprano tonight!"

With Edward straddling the metal blockade, Zack jumps up on the apron. Visibly sweating, Zack races across the apron, soaring through the air with an apron dive clothesline that topples Edward over and lands Zack in the crowd as well!

MC:"Air Malibu! Did you see him soar?!"

Both men lay amidst beer cups, sodas and nacho trays. Fans chant for Zack and encourage him to get up, as Edward is trying to recover as well. Robins gets up and shoves a young fan away, grabbing his ringside chair from him as well. Edward scares the fans back, and then turns his attention to Zack Malibu. As he gets up, the steel chair is brough down on his back by Robins, who stands above him. Edward calls Zack to get up, and as he does, Edward lunges forward with a vicious shot, that Zack ducks...EDWARD NAILS A FAN! ROBINS JUST TOOK OUT A FAN!

The referee jumps up, making the "X" sign that refs make to signal someone is hurt. The fan has blood dripping from his forehead, and is out cold on the floor. Robins stands above the chaos for a moment, and then hops the rail and jogs to the back. Zack Malibu stands over the fan with the referee, as security and EMT's are rushing to ringside. Paul Walker, Tyrese and Alison look on from the ringside area.

MC:"Fans, this is a horrible situation. Edward Robins has just hit a fan with a chair. Zack Malibu was the intended target, but Zack was able to dodge the blow. The fan...oh man, don't know what to say."

Coach:"Where did Robins go? He's not exactly taking responsibility for his actions!"

Zack makes sure the EMT's have the situation well at hand, and then jumps over the rail, racing to the backstage area. Walker, Tyrese and Alison just look at each other, as we cut to a commercial break.

June 19, 2003

HeldDOWN~! returns from break, with Michael Cole and The Coach waiting for us.

MC:"For those watching at home, what you just witnessed was a hopefully unintentional act on the part of Edward Robins. We understand the fan is being taken to a nearby hostpial for observation, but he was speaking coherently in the ambulance, so all signs say he should be OK."

Coach:"You hit the nail right on the head when you said HOPEFULLY unintentional, Michael. Robins is a sick, twisted individual, his mind poisoned by his hatred for Zack Malibu. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if this fan was just his way of claiming a casulty in this war with the champ."

MC:"Speak of the devil, we understand Robins is frantically making his way through backstage. Can we get a camera back there?"

Backstage, Edward Robins is brushing past anyone who gets in his way. OAOAST Road Agent Rick Martel tries to block his path and calm him down, but gets grabbed and tossed headfirst into a wall by the artist formerly known as EvenflowDDT, who continues down the corridor, and out an exit door.

Edward is now in the parking lot, and spies the Mitsubishi Spyder convertible. He jumps in the car, and starts it up!

MC:"That's Tyrese's car from 2 Fast 2 Furious!"

Coach:"He left the keys in it!?"

Edward revs the engine, and peels out, just as Zack Malibu comes flying out the door after him. Zack pauses, looking on as Edward disappears into the night.

MC:"He fled the scene, and the match!"

Paul Walker, Tyrese and Alison come racing out to the parking lot.

Tyrese:"He took my car? HE TOOK MY CAR?"

PW:"Calm down, bro."

Tyrese:"Man, Paul, the studio is gonna kill us!"

Zack comes over to the duo.

ZM:"Paul, I need your car."

PW:"Zack man, I can't let you take..."

ZM:"I'm not taking it. You're driving."

PW:"I'm what?"

ZM:"Driving. C'mon, let's get him."

PW:"Zack, dude...I mean, the movies it's all well and good, but I got stunt drivers and stuff, and I..."

ZM:"Come on!"

Zack pulls Walker away, as Tyrese and Alison look on.

A:"Zack, I hope you know what you're doing!"

ZM:"So do I."

Walker gets in the car, and he and Zack both buckle up.

ZM:"Let's see what this baby's got!"

Walker revs his engine, and goes darting out of the parking lot at full speed. Tyrese and Alison give each other one of those "hope they don't kill themselves" looks as we fade out.

June 19, 2003

(HeldDOWN~! returns, the cameras are now outside the locker room door of Brock Ausstin. The door open slightly, and the camera peeks in, to show Jim Heyross screaming at Brock.)

Jim: WHAT WAS THAT LAST WEEK? WHAT WAS THAT? ANSWER ME!

Brock: ........

Jim: YOU LISTEN TO ME! I BROUGHT YOU HERE BECAUSE I SAW SOMETHING IN YOU, THAT COULD MAKE YOU A STAR! I DON'T NEED YOU SCREWING UP ON ME!

Brock: It was-uh an accident-uh.

Jim: I DON'T CARE! DAMN YOU BROCK! WE WE'RE WINNING! YOU HAD THE MATCH WON! YOU HAD THAT LITTLE SLUT BEAT! BROCK, WE ARE JUST A LITTLE UNDER TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE GREAT ANGLE BASH, AND YOU DO NOT NEED TO LOSE ANY MOMENTUM GOING INTO THIS MATCH!

Brock: I won't-uh...

Jim: SHUT UP BROCK! SHUT UP! YOU LET ME DOWN, AND YOU LET YOURSELF DOWN! NOW THAT TRAMP HAS ONE UPPED US! SHE THINKS SHE CAN BEAT YOU NOW! BROCK, BROCK! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? SHE THINKS SHE CAN BEAT YOU! SHE CAN'T BEAT YOU BROCK! YOU ARE THE CURRENT BIG THING! YOU ARE THE NEXT STAR OF THE OAOAST! YOU WILL NOT LOSE TO CRYSTAL! YOU WILL NOT LOSE TO A GIRL!

Brock: Then what-uh should I do-uh?

Jim: I have a plan for tonight, Brock. But you CAN'T SCREW THIS UP! You have to do everything to perfection!

Brock: I uh-understand.

Jim: Good, so here is the plan....

(Jim turns, and notices the camera peeking into the room.)

Jim: GET THAT GOD DAMN CAMERA OUT OF HERE! GET OUT OF HERE NOW!

(The cameraman pulls the camera out of the room, and starts running down the hallway, to get away from Heyross and Brock.)

Coach:"LET ME AT 'EM MICHAEL! LET ME AT 'EM!"

MC:"Jonathan, for Cripes Sakes man, get a grip! We all know you fawn over Crystal. It's...obsessive, yet flattering. But you do NOT want to mess with that beast!"

Coach:"If he touches her, I'll, I'll..."

MC:"While you figure it out, let's get to the ring, as Mad Matt, who I think left a lasting impression on us all last week, is gonna lock up with one-half of Black Label, the equally impressive Ragdoll!"

Before we cut to the ring, Coach mutters something to Cole.

MC:"What?"

Coach:"I said sorry."

MC:"It's, OK Coach. You just have to be a bit more professional sometimes."

Coach eyes the camera, and then turns to face it, putting up the fakest smile this side of a Beverly Hills plastic surgeons office.

Coach: "It is time for the next match on HeldDOWN. This should be an interesting one. "

MC: "Last week Mad Matt shocked the world by teaming up with Zack Malibu against Black Label. Tonight Mad Matt faces one half that team, Ragdoll."

Coach:"Not just any match that Mad Matt will face Ragdoll in. Best Two out of Three Falls."

MC:"To win you must pin your opponent twice out of three times. It is that simple."

Coach: "Is Mad Matt biting off more then he can chew tonight by going against Ragdoll?"

MC: "Well we shall find out in a minute. Lets get down to the squared circle for what should be an interesting match."

There go the lights and up goes the purple spotlight. The letters on the Angle Tron spell one at a time M-A-D M-A-T-T. "Higher" by Creed plays and out comes Mad Matt. He looks pretty calm.

Coach:"Mad Matt looks pretty ready, doesn't he Michael."

MC: "More ready then I would be.

Coach: "Well you never have been in the ring Michael."

"Voodoo Child" by Stevie Ray Vaughn plays and out comes Ragdoll with his valet Melanie. He looks pretty reader for this match as well.

Coach: "This should be a great match. Both men are fantastic technical and high flying wrestlers. "

MC: "The bell looks like it is about to begin and here we go."

They lock up. Ragdoll goes behind in a waistlock. He attempts to lift Matt off of the canvas but Matt counters with a reverse rollup. Not even a one count. Ragdoll rushes Mad Matt but gets armdragged down to the canvas. Ragdoll goes forward and gets armdragged again. Another charge and another armdrag.

Coach:"Ragdoll is taking a breather to the outside."

Mad Matt backs off. He is not following Ragdoll.

MC: "Mad Matt is not going to be lured to the outside. He may be a rookie but he has watched wrestling all of his life. He knows quite a few of the tricks of the trade."

Ragdoll is back into the ring. Ragdoll and Matt lock up again. Ragdoll with an elbow to the head. Ragdoll whips Mad Matt in. Elbowsmash is ducked and Matt hits a leaping forearm smash to the face of Ragdoll. Mad Matt now picks up Ragdoll and whips him into the ropes. Mad Matt with a monkey flip out of the corner. Ragdoll rises to his feet and gets a spinning leg lariat knocking him down to the canvas. Mad Matt now goes after Ragdoll and some chops to Ragdoll. Mad Matt whips Ragdoll into the ropes. Leapfrog from Mad Matt. Mad Matt with a rana to Ragdoll. Mad Matt with a cover. One.....Kickout.

Coach: "Kickout at only one. Its too early in the match for Ragdoll or anyone for that matter to be pinned."

Mad Matt is not flustered. Mad Matt with a spin kick but Ragdoll avoids it. Ragdoll now with a kick to the midsection. DDT no Mad Matt backdrops out of it. Mad Matt rushes at Ragdoll but Ragdoll ducks and Mad Matt's own momentum takes him over the top rope but he lands on the ring apron. Mad Matt buries a shoulder into the gut of Ragdoll. Mad Matt now pulls him to the outside by the hair. Ragdoll lands on his feet to the floor. Mad Matt makes off and running clothesline off of the ring apron. Mad Matt rolls back into the ring breaking the count and then rolls back out. Mad Matt now dumps Ragdoll over the barricade. Mad Matt goes into the ring.

Coach:"What on earth is Mad Matt going to do now."

Mad Matt backs off and TOPE CON HILO~! over the top rope about to the sixth row onto Ragdoll.

MC: "That....I have never..."

Coach:"That was impressive Michael. Mad Matt flew a distance of, what 14, 15 feet."

Matt now is up and he rolls Ragdoll back into the ring. Instead of going for the cover, Mad Matt is climbing to the top rope. Mad Matt now flies off with a kneedrop right to the forehead of Ragdoll. Mad Matt with the cover. One.....Kickout at One and a half. Mad Matt now bounces off the ropes and hops to the second rope. Mad Matt does a twist in midair. Legdrop to Ragdoll. Mad Matt now goes up top again. He could be going to the well once too often. Mad Matt flies off and MISSES an elbowdrop.

MC: "Mad Matt goes for a flying elbowdrop but he hits canvas. This could be a chance for Ragdoll to get the advantage."

Ragdoll is indeed capitilizing. Sliding Dropkick to the side of the head. Another from Ragdoll. Ragdoll now picks up Mad Matt and hooks him into a rear waistlock. Ragdoll takes Mad Matt over with a belly to back suplex. Ragdoll now bounces off the ropes and does a foward rolling. Into a senton. Ragdoll with a cover.One....Kickout at One. Ragdoll picks up Mad Matt and chops his chest. Ragdoll whips Mad Matt into the ropes and knee to the gut. Gutwrench into a suplex. Ragdoll floats over into a cover. One....Kickout at One.

Ragdoll now picks up Mad Matt and double underhook. Double Underhook Suplex from Ragdoll. Ragdoll hangs on. Another Double Underhook Suplex. Ragdoll hangs on and Double Underhook Power Bomb. Ragdoll now hooks the legs of Mad Matt and Catapault into the buckles. Ragdoll now with a German Suplex. One......Two.......Mad Matt grips the bottom rope and the referee sees it.

MC:"The referee saw Mad Matt getting his hand on the bottom rope at the last second."

Ragdoll is up and he REALLY doesn't look pleased. Ragdoll now picks up Mad Matt and whips him into the ropes. Ragdoll now with a kick to the head. Mad Matt crumples down to the canvas. Ragdoll now pulls up Mad Matt so he is on one knee. Ragdoll goes for the Devil Doll but Mad Matt drops to his back before it can hit and rolls to the outside. Mad Matt still had the presence of mind to avoid Ragdoll's finisher. Ragdoll however grabs Mad Matt and elbows him. Mad Matt is struggling and Ragdoll throws Mad Matt into the ringpost. Mad Matt got his hands up to block but it still made a hell of a sound. Ragdoll now has the ringbell.

MC: "What is Ragdoll going to do with that ringbell."

Coach: "It is obvious Michael. He is going to ring Mad Matt's bell."

Ragdoll rolls Mad Matt into the ring and goes to swing the bell at him. Mad Matt ducks and dropkick to the midsection. Mad Matt picks up the bell and the crowd is cheering. Mad Matt holds up the bell but the referee attempts to pull it away from him. Thinking the referee is Ragdoll, Mad Matt shoves the referee down. The referee calls for the bell. Ragdoll wins the first fall via DQ.

Coach: "Ragdoll is leading this match 1-0. Mad Matt MUST win the next two falls if he wants to win. "

MC: "The crowd wanted Mad Matt to use the bell on Ragdoll but he must not now or he will be disqualified."

Coach: "Fall number two appears to be starting. Yep the referee calls for the beginning of the second of three falls."

Mad Matt and Ragdoll explode onto each other with punches. Ragdoll gets the better of that exchange and sends Mad Matt into the ropes. Ragdoll now with the White Label NO Mad Matt ducks underneath it. Second one connects however. Mad Matt is down on the canvas. Ragdoll pulls Mad Matt into the center and he heads up top. Ragdoll now is up top and Ragdoll with a splash to Mad Matt. Mad Matt twitches and Ragdoll with the cover. One.....Two......Kickout.

Ragdoll now picks up Mad Matt. Ragdoll whips Mad Matt into the ropes. Ragdoll with a knee to the gut. Ragdoll now with a DDT. Ragdoll now rubs the soles of his boots into the face of Mad Matt. Ragdoll picks up Mad Matt and puts him in a front facelock. Ragdoll now with a brainbuster. Ragdoll is up and Ragdoll climbs to the outside. Ragdoll now with a springboard legdrop to Mad Matt. Mad Matt twitches a bit before Ragdoll goes for the cover.One.....Two.....

Ragdoll pulls up Mad Matt at two.

MC: "Now there is a difference of being confident and being cocky."

Coach:"What would you say Ragdoll is Michael?"

MC: "A little bit of both."

Ragdoll now picks up Mad Matt. Ragdoll hooks Mad Matt and German Suplex. Ragdoll however doesn't bridge and instead prods a downed Mad Matt with his foot. Ragdoll now hooks Mad Matt and whips him into the ropes. Ragdoll now with a kick to the midsection. Ragdoll with a swinging neckbreaker to Mad Matt. Ragdoll now goes up top. Ragdoll is up on the top rope. Ragdoll flies off and MISSES a Senton Splash.

Coach:"Went to the well once too often,did Ragdoll."

MC:"Yeah but both men are down and the referee is putting on the count. If both men get counted out, Ragdoll wins because he scored the first fall.

Mad Matt is up as is Ragdoll. Ragdoll goes for a punch but Mad Matt blocks it. Mad Matt fires back. Mad Matt hammers away with punches at Ragdoll. Big haymaker sending Ragdoll down to the canvas. Mad Matt now backs off and dropkick to Ragdoll. Another dropkick. Mad Matt now with a roaring elbow knocking Ragdoll over the top to the outside. Mad Matt leaps over the top rope but it is a fake. Ragdoll ducks what he thinks would be a plancha. Mad Matt lands on the ring apron.

Coach: "What is Mad Matt doing?"

Mad Matt hops to the middle of the top rope and splits his legs across the top rope. Mad Matt wipes out Ragdoll with a Split Legged Moonsault Bodyblock.

Cole:"Oh my..."

Coach:"That dive to the outside was impressive Michael but we knew that Mad Matt was impressive after last week."

The crowd starts a "Holy Shit" chant. The referee is putting the count on both men and Mad Matt pitches Ragdoll into the ring. Mad Matt slides in for the cover. One......Two......Kickout from Ragdoll. The time between when Mad Matt hit the Split Legged Moonsault Bodyblock and the time where he covered Ragdoll was too much. Mad Matt now picks up Ragdoll. Kick to the midsection. Mad Matt puts Ragdoll in a standing headscissors and lifts Ragdoll up. Mad Matt has Ragdoll lifted into the position for a Crucifix Powerbomb but Mad Matt flips Ragdoll facefirst into the canvas with the Peoria Plunge. Mad Matt goes for a cover hooking the leg. One....Two....Kickout from Ragdoll. Mad Matt can't believe it and he is taking it up top. Mad Matt is going for something. Ragdoll is using the referee to pull himself up and he accidentally shoves the referee into the ropes crotching Mad Matt. Ragdoll climbs up the ropes. Ragdoll hooks Mad Matt and superplex with both men on the top rope.

MC:"What a thunderous superplex from Ragdoll to Mad Matt."

Coach:"Ragdoll is going for the cover."

One...Two.....Thr...Shoulder up. Ragdoll is beside himself. Ragdoll now picks up Mad Matt. Ragdoll whips Mad Matt into the ropes. White Label, NO Mad Matt ducks underneath. Criss-Cross and both men hit a crossbody at the same time. They appeared to have banged heads in mid-air. Mad Matt falls on top for the pin.One....Two......Three.

MC:"Oh my god. Mad Matt has won the second fall. We are all tied up here folks."

Coach:"Both men got knocked for a loop when they collided on those crossbodies. It was down to whomever fell on top scored the pin. Well it is time for the deciding fall. Who will win? We will find out shortly."

The third fall begins now. Ragdoll goes after Mad Matt but hits a double axehandle to the corner. Mad Matt cradles Ragdoll out of the corner. One....Two.....Kickout. Ragdoll goes for a lariat but Mad Matt does a foward roll underneath. Mad Matt now with a rana taking Ragdoll down. Mad Matt now catches Ragdoll with a boot to the gut. Another boot. Mad Matt goes to the outside. Mad Matt springboards in and Springboard Somersault Rocker Dropper connects. Mad Matt with a cover. One......Two.......Kickout. Ragdoll kicked out at two. Mad Matt looks beside himself but he goes up top. Mad Matt is up top and Missile Dropkick to Ragdoll. Mad Matt bounces off the ropes and hits a springboard moonsault. Mad Matt gives the signal. Mad Matt sets up Ragdoll in a full nelson. He is doing the setup for Back to Reality. Before he can get the legs tucked underneath the armpits, Ragdoll fires a low blow backkick. Mad Matt is stunned temporary. Mad Matt is whipped into the corner but Mad Matt leaps onto the turnbuckle and....

MC:"Mad Matt hits the Quick Response. That move is a knockout blow but he didn't hit Ragdoll in the back of the head."

Coach:"If he would have hit the back of the head it would have been lights out for Ragdoll. Mad Matt is going for a cover now. Is it enough?"

One......Two.......Thr....Kickout.

MC:"Ragdoll kicked out because Mad Matt did not connect with that move to the back of the head. He connected to the mid back area."

Mad Matt is going up again. He is going to hit no Ragdoll drops and rolls. Mad Matt lands on his feet and goes for the roaring elbowsmash. Ragdoll ducks the move and hits Mad Matt with a running elbowsmash. Mad Matt is hurt. Ragdoll now picks up Mad Matt and hooks his arms. Ragdoll with a dragon suplex release to Mad Matt. Mad Matt lands on the back of his head. Ragdoll is not finished. Ragdoll puts Mad Matt onto his shoulders and Death Valley Driver. Ragdoll with a cover.One.......Two......Thr......Kickout from Mad Matt. Ragdoll pounds Mad Matt with punches. Ragdoll picks up Mad Matt and sets him up. Ragdoll with belly to back suplex to Mad Matt. Ragdoll goes up top. Ragdoll flies off the top and Frog Splash to Mad Matt. Mad Matt twitches under the impact but Ragdoll is not going for the cover. Ragdoll picks up Mad Matt and Ragdoll with a SICK German Suplex into the corner. Mad Matt slumps in the corner barley moving.

Ragdoll now bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Mad Matt in the face while he is slumped in the corner. Ragdoll now with a double underhook suplex to Mad Matt. Ragdoll with a cover. One.......Two......Thr...Kickout. Mad Matt is still in this match. Ragdoll is not too pleased and puts Mad Matt in a rear waistlock. Ragdoll sets Mad Matt on the top turnbuckle and Ragdoll climbs up with Mad Matt. Ragdoll gives a hop and REVERSE TOP ROPE FRANKENSTEINER~! Thats got to do it. Mad Matt was drilled headfirst into the canvas.

MC:"That move is very rare. That could seriously injure both the person receiving it and the person doing it."

Coach:"Ragdoll must really want to win this match."

Ragdoll with the cover. One.....Two......Thr.....shoulder up by Mad Matt. He had a little left, enough to raise the shoulder. Ragdoll looks into the camera in a rage and says:"I am going to knock this mother(mute) out if it kills me." Ragdoll now picks up Mad Matt and he crosses Mad Matt's arms across his chest. Ragdoll takes Mad Matt over with a Cross-Armed German Suplex release. Ragdoll yells and says he isn't finished yet. Ragdoll picks up Mad Matt and hooks him in a front facelock. Ragdoll lifts Mad Matt up and brainbuster. Ragdoll now picks up Mad Matt again. Ragdoll picks up Mad Matt and hangs him upside down in the corner in the tree of woe. Ragdoll backs off and baseball slide. Ragdoll with another. Ragdoll now climbs to the top rope and drops a knee to the exposed groin of Mad Matt while he is hanging upside down in the corner. Ragdoll now forces Mad Matt to the buckles. Ragdoll hooks Mad Matt in a waistlock and GERMAN SUPERPLEX~!. Ragdoll hit hard on that one as well. Mad Matt is over on the other side of the ring and he looks out of it. Ragdoll rolls over for the cover.One......Two......Thr....Kickout.

MC:"What the...?"

Coach:"This kid has more guts than he has brains."

Ragdoll picks up Mad Matt and whips him into the ropes. Ragdoll with the White Label to Mad Matt. Mad Matt's jaw could have been broken but Ragdoll doesn't care. Ragdoll climbs to the top rope. Ragdoll now with a somersault senton onto Mad Matt. Ragdoll picks up Mad Matt and throws him into the ropes. Ragdoll catches Mad Matt with a dropkick to the knee. Ragdoll bounces off the ropes. Ragdoll hits the Devil Doll on Mad Matt. Mad Matt drops to the canvas like he is dead. Ragdoll with the cover. One.......Two.......Three.

MC:"Ragdoll wins. Tough match with both men giving it there all."

Coach:"Ragdoll is helping Mad Matt up. What is going on here?"

Ragdoll pulls Mad Matt to a kneeling position and hits ANOTHER Devil Doll.

MC:"This is enough. You already beat him. "

Ragdoll now rolls to the outside and grabs a chair and the ringbell. Ragdoll places the ringbell on the face of Mad Matt. Ragdoll raises the chair and bashes it into the ringbell. A solid ding is heard and Mad Matt twitches under the force of the chair to ring bell.

Coach:"Ragdoll doesn't want to beat Mad Matt anymore. He wants to end his career."

Ragdoll now picks up Mad Matt and the chair. Ragdoll rams Mad Matt headfirst into the steel chair. Ragdoll now puts Mad Matt into a kneeling position and ANOTHER Devil Doll. Ragdoll now puts a limp Mad Matt into the corner and BASHES him with a chair. Mad Matt is not awake to feel these blows. Ragdoll now picks up Mad Matt and throws him headfirst over the top turnbuckle into the ringpost.

MC:"Oh good, EMTs are out with a Stretcher."

Coach:"Some help for Mad Matt who is being destroyed by Ragdoll."

Ragdoll rolls to the outside and grabs the backboard to the stretcher. Ragdoll pulls Mad Matt to his knees and smashes him over the head with the backboard. Ragdoll rolls to the outside and throws the limp body of Mad Matt into the stretcher. Ragdoll wheels Mad Matt down the ramp. Ragdoll is now about to push the stretcher off the ramp with Mad Matt on it but the referee squad comes out to make the save. The EMTs roll Mad Matt over and strap him onto the stretcher. They roll him back to be placed in an ambulance to send him to a local hospital. Hopefully we will have an update next week on the condition of Mad Matt. He gets loaded in the back of the ambulance and it drives off.

June 19, 2003

MC:"Wow, first a fan, and now Mad Matt leaving the arena the hard way. At this rate, you and I will be wrestling soon!"

Coach:"Ooh, I get Crys..."

MC:"PROFESSIONAL, Coach."

Coach:"Sorry."

MC:"Fans, last week we witnessed the revelation of the Mystery Man, one who has been tormenting both Paul Stanley and Foshi in recent weeks. The same man who is also responsible for Paul Stanley's odd behavior as of late. The thing is, we're not quite sure who he is, but hopefully this interview I conducted earlier in the week will shed some light on the situation."

(We are in the OAOAST Studios, as Michael Cole is seated in a comfortable chair. The unknown assailant sits on a Coach, arms folded in front of him, with a book, the same book used in previous assaults.)

Cole: Well, first off, thanks for showing up tonight.

How could I resist the opportunity to sit down and speak with such a high caliber interviewer?

Cole: Okay, so we first saw you on the May 22nd edition of HeldDOWN. You interrupted our program with your own pirated video feed and made some very cryptic statements directed at Paul Stanley.

Ah, yes. What a wonderful way to garner the attention I deserve. However, if you were any kind of man, you wouldn't consider my words "cryptic". I was extremely clear.

Cole: After that, you started to appear weekly on HeldDOWN. You seem to have some sort of problem with Paul Stanley. Would you care to explain that to us,...?

My name is Greg. Greg Coleman.

Cole: Hey, that's funny. I'm Cole, you're Coleman--

Shut up, you pathetic halfwit.

Cole: ...Please, go on.

The problem doesn't lie with me, you know. It's always been with Paul. Time and time again, I've tried to make it clear to the world that he is a cold, callous individual; he is ignorant of the pain he inflicts on others... Especially me.

Cole: I see. Now, what is that book that you've been carrying with you?

It's our high school year. Kennedy Senior High, class of '94.

Cole: A yearbook?

That's what I said. This is the all-important book, Michael. It's in here that he wrote the words that would torture me for years.

Cole: If your problem lies with Paul, then why have you verbally antagonized Foshi?

Isn't it obvious? Foshi brought himself into this. Oh, I suppose that I can't really blame him for his decision to back Paul... After all, they're both the same, deep down. They're both blinded by the same superficial beliefs and desires. Deep down, they all want the same things. Popularity. Glory. Friends, love, and the pursuit of their own selfish dreams. They want everything they don't deserve!

Cole: They're just normal people.

Therein lies the point. "Normal." Their ilk have never had to struggle and suffer like I have. It's an injustice that I'm now working to correct. That is why I've come here, after all. Paul will be cured of his ignorance. Foshi has merely made himself an inadvertent casualty of my war...

Cole: Yeah, whatever!

How much do you value your life, Michael?

Cole: Quite a lot, actually! Thanks for asking.

Very well.

Cole: Do you have anything else that you would like to add, Greg?

I would like just like to remind Paul that I will not stop my crusade until he is dead.

Cole: Thank you for your time.

Oh, thank you, Michael Cole! It has certainly been an honour, once again, to be in presence of such a worthwhile human being. I will forever cherish the time I've spent with you.

(The camera closes in on the sinisterly determined glaze in Greg Coleman's eyes, the view getting closer, as we then fade to commercial.)

June 19, 2003

Back from break...

Coach:"Well, that must have been fun, Michael."

MC:"Phew, weird indeed. Greg Coleman has a vendetta against Paul Stanley, and it looks like Foshi is caught up in this as well."

Coach:"You know, Coleman wasn't the only "mystery" solved as of late. Guess who's next on the format."

MC:"Let me guess..."

Coach:"Your old In Crowd buddy."

MC:"Yeah, until he turned his back on us."

"Another Brick in the Wall" By Pink Floyd hits and The Superstar stomps down to the ring as he's being pelted with trash.

SS: SHUT UP! I'm sure after last week's show you're all sitting at home asking yourselves why I turned my back on everyone and posed as The Blacker Scorpion. The answer is simple...Revenge! I want to punish Cobainwasmurdered.

Ever since I joined the OAOAST he treated me like a joke, calling me "Supershit" and cracking jokes about how I shave my legs. I played along, pretended it didn't bother me in hopes he'd help my career. But He never did. While I busted my hump every night in this ring he and his cronies enjoyed the limelight. I sucked up to CWM so bad I even pretended to like Nirvana! Even listening to that overrated crap didn't help! I have to admit I used to be a little afraid of CWM. This guy used to be intense. He'd do anything to get into his opponent's head, even torch their house. But I'm not afraid of him any more.

He knows that too. He knows I'm better than he that's why he really quit is. The night he walked out he was scheduled to wrestle me, but he was to SCARED to fight me. Now he uses his buddy Angleplex to try and get me but it didn't work. Agnes is in the hospital and I'm right here. CWM wherever you are stop crying and listen up...

"SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT" by Nirvana hits. IT'S CWM~!

CWM walks to the ring with INTENSITY! He grabs the mike from the shocked Superstar.

CWM: Scared of you?!? Don't make me laugh. Were you dropped on that ugly head of yours once too often? I left because of two reasons. Big Poppa Crybaby and because I was tired of beating everyone. That night when I saw I was scheduled to fight you was the last straw. Me, CWM vs. Superstar. The Whole Fucking Show vs. Supershit. I didn't know weather to laugh or cry. But I do admit I left that night because I was scared.

SS: I knew I...

CWM: Of What I'd do to you. I fear no one. Even after what you did to Agnes isn't enough to scare me. All you did was give me the one thing I needed.

SS: What's that?

CWM: A reason to come back... to kick your ass.

SS: Ohhh I'm so scared. You talk big old-timer but your time is past. It's my time now. You're nothing but a has-been.

*CWM nails SS with a left sending Superstar flying to the mat.*

CWM: Well at GAB this HAS-BEEN is going to beat you. I challenge you to a last man standing match!

The crowd ROARS~! Superstar is in shock, possibly not thinking that it would come to this. CWM exits the ring and hops the rail, leaving through the crowd. He turns to look at the stunned Superstar, who is still sitting on the mat, wiping his mouth off after that punch. CWM RETURNS TO ACTION AT THE GAB~!

June 19, 2003

In the back, Tyrese wanders the halls by himself, pissed at the turn of events with Paul and his car. He heads towards the catering area to grab a drink and meets Peter Knight.

PK:

You don’t look too happy.

Tyrese:

Oh no, I’m just peachy. I came here as a guest hoping to have a good time, meet some wrestlers, and plug my movie 2 Fast 2 Furious, in theaters now, by the way, but seeing Paul and Zack go all Grand Theft Auto on my car, leaving me all alone, that’s even better than free food and publicity.

PK:

Yeah…..well, the movie is awesome. It was a great break from preparing for my Glass Table match at the Bash. You, Paul, everyone is great in it.

Tyrese (eyeing PK’s title):

Yeah, yeah, thanks. Hey, nice belt. What, does everyone here have one of those?

PK:

*Chuckles* No, no. This is the 24/7 Title, defended 24 hours a day, 7 days a week …..er, *sees Tyrese with a smile on his face* uh…..crap.

Tyrese tackles him and pounces on top for a cover.

1…..

2…..

Knight pushes him off and stumbles to his feet, holding his head. They trade right hands and Tyrese goes to whip him into a soda machine, but Knight reverses and Tyrese ends up slamming into it. PK grabs his belt and backs towards his dressing room.

PK:

Guess it’s true what they say: “movie stars can’t fight.”

PK goes to turn around and head back to his dressing room, but he ends up face to face with Crystal! She kicks him in the gut and suplexes him on the floor! The same ref bounds over to make the count, but Tyrese pulls her off at two. They start to argue, which allows PK to grab his belt and flee. Tyrese and Crystal argue over who let him go for a bit until Tyrese offers to patch things up with a hug. Crystal accepts it, but Tyrese goes in for a kiss and Crystal slaps him before walking away.

Tyrese:

Hey, there were some crumbs on your lips and I was just going to get them off for you…….damn.

Coach: “Man, Tyrese was close there, Cole.”

Cole: “Been teaching him your techniques, Jonathan?”

Coach: “….”

Cole:"From Peter Knight we now head into action featuring the other half of The Dream Machines..."

Coach:"And another newcomer as well!"

Cole:"Certainly. Last week, The Trinity had laid out an open challenge for the World Tag Team Titles, only to be answered by the X Champion, The Amazing Rando, and his newfound partner. Together, they are known as Toy Machine, but tonight, Zero takes part in a singles contest with one of the four men who will enter a GLASS TABLES MATCH at the Great Angle Bash!"

Coach: "Parka decided to give one of the new talent an opportunity for some ring time. Plus Parka wanted to be ready for the Great Angle Bash."

Cole:"Zero accepted this challenge. Well Rando accepted for him since he doesn't speak. I wonder why that is?"

CUE: California Love

(The El Camino pulls up beside the stage and bounces for the crowd. Fans dance to the music while cheering for the arrival of The Parka. Parka and Eddy step out of the car and the fans errupt as they see that Parka is wearing the La Parka mask once again.)

COACH

Parka is wearing the mask he found a couple of weeks ago. That is tight yo! I gotta get one of those.

COLE

Parka has been feeling pretty good lately and that's a good sign going into GAB....wait a minute did you say it was "tight yo"??

(Parka climbs into the ring as Eddy takes his place at ringside. Parka slowly pulls off the mask and poses for the crowd before handing the mask to a ring attendant.)

THE LIGHTS GO OUT!

COACH

Mommy!

COLE

Did you just say mommy??

(When the lights come back on Zero is in the ring. Parka is startled by the sudden appearance of Zero.)

*DING DING DING*

Parka extends a hand to Zero for a handshake. Zero accepts the handshake without cracking a smile or even making any expression. The two finally lock up and Zero shoves Parka to the ground. Parka gets back up and locks up again. This time Zero hits a Short Arm Clothesline. Parka is stunned for a second from the high impact so Zero goes for a cover. 1..2.No!!

COLE

The power of this man is phenomenal!

COACH

Phenome-what??

Zero picks Parka up and whips him to the corner. He then comes running into the corner and nails Parka with a Clothesline. He then backs up a little and throws three Shoulder Thrusts into Parka's midsection. Zero then hoists him up on his shoulder for a Running Powerslam. He runs all the way to the other corner, but Parka slips off his shoulder before he can slam him into the turnbuckle. Parka then Dropkicks Zero from behind, sending him into the corner. As Zero stumbles out Parka grabs him and hits a Backdrop Suplex. Cover. 1...2..No!!

Parka lets him stand up before coming in and hitting a Half Nelson Suplex for another 2 count. Parka rolls Zero over face down and climbs to the second turnbuckle. He then comes off for an Elbow Drop to the back of Zero's head, but Zero rolls out of the way.

COLE

Parka will knock you out cold if you're not careful. Most of his moves focus on the back of the head and neck.

As Parka begins to stand Zero comes running in with a Running Big Boot, but Parka ducks under it. As Zero turns around Parka hits him with some jabs to the jaw. The punches only phase Zero for a second or two and Zero plants a knee to Parka's gut. Zero whips him to the ropes and hits a big Powerslam. Cover 1...2..No!! Parka stands up a little shaken and leans against the ropes for support. Zero comes running in and Clotheslines him over causing both men to go over the top rope.

COLE

Oh my God! Both men take a spill to the outside!

COACH

Maybe Parka shouldn't have asked for this match this close to GAB?

The ref starts to count both men out as they lay on the floor.

1...2...3...4...5...Zero starts to get up...6...7...Zero rolls into the ring to stop the count then rolls back out. He is met with a punch to the gut from Parka as he comes back out and Parka rolls him back into the ring. Parka gets in, whips him to the ropes, and hits a Dropkick on him as he bounces back. Parka gets up and hits a Jumping Fist Drop to Zero's head. Cover. 1...2..No!!

Parka picks him back up and goes to whip to the ropes again, but this time it is reversed. As Parka comes bouncing back Zero hits him with a Spinebuster. Zero then bounces off the ropes and hits a Leg Drop. 1...2..No!! Zero picks Parka up and Slams him back down then climbs to the top rope. He waits for Parka to stand and comes off with a Flying Clothesline! Cover 1...2...3..NO!! Parka kicks out.

COLE

Zero might beat Parka here!

COACH

This Zero is one bad Mamma Jamma!

Parka crawls to the ropes where Eddy comes over and fans him with a paper fan and even gives him a sip of Gatorade through a straw. The crowd laughs at Eddy's antics. Zero on the other hand is all business and has no time for this. He pulls Parka to his feet and tosses him head first into the corner so that Parka's right shoulder collides with the ring post. Zero pulls him out and does it again. The ref warns him to stop, but Zero just lifts him up onto a shoulder and drops him with a Shoulder Breaker. Zero then stomps on Parka's shoulder a couple of times before dropping a knee onto it. Zero then picks him up and hits another Shoulder Breaker!

COLE

My God! Zero's trying to break Parka's shoulder!

COACH

Well duh! That's why they call it a shoulder breaker! Cover! 1...2...3 He got him.....no he didn't!! Parka kicked out!

Zero wrenches Parka's arm till Parka is bent over in pain and Zero hits the shoulder with his elbow a couple of times. Zero then lifts Parka up and sits him on the top rope. He takes Parka's foot and places it behind the second rope and shoves Parka back so that he's hanging in a Tree of Woe position to the outside!

COLE

What the hell is he doing!?

COACH

I don't know, but it's swank bro!!

Zero climbs out of the ring and takes a few steps back from Parka. Zero then comes running in and kicks Parka full blast in the shoulder. The impact knocks Parka loose and he falls to the outside, almost landing on his head! Zero rolls Parka into the ring and goes for a cover. 1...2...3..No!! Parka kicks out at the last second.

COLE

Can you believe what Zero just did!?

COACH

I saw it and I still don't believe it!

Zero pulls Parka up and goes for a Suplex, but Parka manages to slip out and land behind him. Parka turns Zero around and kicks him in the gut. Parka then grabs him for a Tiger Driver, but as he lifts his shoulder won't let him finish and he has to let go. Zero escapes from Parka's grasp and goes for a Clothesline, but Parka ducks it and hits a Superkick! Parka waits for Zero to get back up and comes running in for a Float Over DDT using his left arm. Cover 1...2...3..No!! Zero kicks out!

Parka positions himself behind Zero and waits for him to stand. As Zero stands Parka comes running and hits a Bulldog using his good arm. Parka then climbs to the second turnbuckle and comes off with a Bret Hart-like Elbow Drop. Parka turns Zero over and locks in a STF the best he can. The ref gets down and asks Zero if he wants to quit, but Zero says no.

COLE

Parka doing all he can to win this match even with a hurt shoulder!

COACH

Like there was any doubt Parka could? I knew he was still in this!

Suddenly the crowd starts to boo as Calvin and Colvid make their way out carrying a glass table!

COLE

Dammit why are they out here!? And look what they've got with them!

COACH

You don't think they're going to put Parka through that do you?

Parka sees them coming and lets go of the STF. The ref climbs out to tell Calvin and Colvid to leave. Eddy comes over to them and asks them nicely to leave. Calvin laughs and shoves Eddy down. Eddy in a moment of rage jumps onto Calvin's back and starts pulling his hair! The crowd laughs as Eddy continues his "attack." Colvid comes over and swings at Eddy, but Eddy leans back, bringing Calvin's head up and the punch connects with Calvin! Colvid apologizes as Calvin kicks back and nails Eddy between the legs. Calvin then takes a wild swing at Parka who is leaning over the top rope. Parka backs up to avoid the punch when out of nowhere Zero lifts Parka up as if he were going for a School Boy, but instead he lifts him high and slams him down with a Schoolboy Buster! Zero covers as the ref slides back into the ring. 1...2...3!!!

*DING DING DING*

COLE

Whoa!!! The Amazing Zero just pinned Parka!!

COACH

Thanks to the distraction by Totally Endorsed!!

HERES YOUR WINNER IN 18:23 - THE AMAZING ZERO!

Calvin and Colvid bust out laughing as the crowd boos. They lift the glass table high and walk back up the ramp still laughing. Parka looks pissed.

COLE

Calvin and Colvid better be sure they know what they're doing in pissing off Parka!

(Totally Endorsed stand atop the ramp, congratulating each other on their actions. Surely, there will be hell to pay come the G.A.B.)

June 19, 2003

(The camera cuts backstage, once again, showing Crystal walking through the halls, after a tough day. She walks up to her locker room, and quietly opens the door. She walks into her dressing room, only to notice all her bags, with all her clothes are wide open, and her clothes are flung all over the room. She stares around the room, with her mouth open in shock, when a familiar voice behind her begins to speak.)

Voice: Hey Crystal.

(Crystal turns towards none other than Jim Heyross, Brock Ausstin's agent!)

Crystal: What did you do to my room?!

Jim: I just went through a few things, looked around. Might I say, you are a naughty girl.

Crystal: I swear to God, I'll kill you and Brock!

Jim: Oh now now. After going through your stuff, I don't even think Brock wants to fight you. I think he wants to be, how should I say..? "Special Friend."

Crystal: AHHH

(Crystal begins running after Heyross, who knows when to get his pudgy ass out of there. Heyross starts running down the hallways, screaming for his life, with Crystal following right behind him. They pass several wrestlers, and workers, as Heyross starts tossing things on the floor, to try and stop Crystal, but she just moves out of the way, or jumps over them. Heyross runs into doors, pushing them open, and runs into the back lot, where all of the OAOAST's trucks are parked. Crystal quickly follows him out, and Heyross, out of breath, finally gives up running.)

Jim: Come on Crystal, let's work this out!

(Instead of talking, Crystal just walks up to him, and decks him with a right hand, knocking the heavy Heyross to the ground. Out from the corner of the side, runs Brock Ausstin, who lets out a big grunt, as he picks the unexpecting Crystal off the ground, and runs her back first into one of the OAOAST trucks! Brock backs up, still holding on to her, and charges at the truck, once again driving Crystal back first into it. Brock tosses Crystal to the ground, and backs away, waiting orders from Heyross.)

Jim: BROCK! DO IT NOW! FINISH HER OFF!

(Brock lifts Crystal off the ground, and up onto his shoulders. Brock carried Crystal to the truck, and without warning, he spins her off his shoulders with an F-Stunner-5, but Crystal's body crashes into the truck in mid-air, then falls hard, face first onto the cold pavement! Heyman continues Brock, and Brock lifts Crystal back up to her feet, and back up onto his shoulders. Brock spins Crystal off again, with a second F-Stunner-5, and again, Crystal slams into the giant truck! Crystal falls face first to the ground again, and Brock goes to stay on the attack, but officials run out, and surround Crystal, keeping Brock away from her. Heyross gets back up to his feet, and starts pulling Brock away, with a big smile on his face. The camera closes in on the downed Crystal, as officials call for EMT's to come out to help.)

Cut to the commentators booth, where a hilarious visual of Michael Cole trying to hold Jonathan Coachman back is taking place.

MC:"Coach...COACH! Relax man, you have a job to do!"

Coach:"Yeah, and it's called giving Brock Ausstin an enema with this pair of Rockport's I'm wearing!"

MC:"Coach, we're back on the air! Settle down!"

Coach:"That sonuva..."

MC:"COACH! Chill, man!"

Coach:"All right, all right. That fu..."

MC:"MATCH TIME!"

Fighter hits and Shattered Dreams and Alix make their way to the ring

Announcer: Now making his way to ring, being accompanied by Alix Spezia, from Beverly Hills California...Shattered Dreams

Dreams grabs a microphone and goes to the top rope.

Shattered Dreams: Word on the street is that I got that Zack Malibu running scared. I hear he's shitting bricks at the thought of ever facing me in this ring. I heard the boy practically pisses his pants whenever my name is mentioned. I heard that boy's going to purposely drop the title so he doesn't have to face me. Hey don't worry, sexy. I'll take it easy on you. And if something were to happen to you, I'd make sure Allison gets a real nice home. Yeah, I promised Courtney Cox I'd give her the hairless monkey as a pet.

Cole: Come on! He can't say that. Show some respect. Honestly, that just went a little to far.

Coach: I've got a hairless monkey.....

Cole: Don't finish that sentence!

Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck!

Dreams: Listen ass faces, that is mega uncool! I sooooo do not suck! Just ask the Slacker. He sent me a Christmas card. You heard me! A Christmas card in the middle of June. No one ever accused him of being intelligent. Anyway Alix brought the Christmas card with her and she'll read an excerpt from it. Go ahead sugar.

Alix(in overly masculine voice): Dear Shattered Dreams, I'd like to thank you for helping me to realize what a small and insignificant person I truly am. I'm not fit to be the shit on your shoe. I'm not fit to lick your piss off of a urinal patty. If I can one day be 1/10th the man that you are, I will consider my life a success.

Coach: Did you write that pretending to be the Slacker?

Cole: Wha?

Dreams:(wiping tears from his eyes): Touching words from a troubled young man. Now on to Choko. I understand I'm supposed to have a match with her. Now, normally I'm against hitting a lovely young lady. But I heard that she's into that kinky sort of sexual combat. I also hear that she's got quite the crush on me. So, I say baby doll....let's fight.

"Stupid Girl" by Cold hits and Choko heads towards the ring. She's greeted with a round of respectful applause from the crowd, along with some cat calls from several young men in the front row.

Cole: It looks like Alix has joined us for commentary. I don't know why.

Coach: Don't listen to him, my sweet. Do you have any black in you?

Alix: Yes, my Mom is 1/2 black.

Coach(muttering): Let's just watch the damn match.

Lock up to start and Dreams gets Choko into a headlock. Choko pushes Dreams into the ropes but eats a clothesline. Dreams tosses Choko into the turnbuckle. Some stalling and taunting is followed by his world famous mega magical breakdown. Dreams stomps away at Choko and goes straight to the chokeholds.

Cole: Is Shattered Dreams for real? Does he really want a title match against Zack Malibu?

Alix: Coach, can you get hand off of my crotch? Thank you. As for your question, of course he's for real. My boss has faith in himself that he can beat Zack Malibu and I think Zack knows it to. That's why he's scared. He doesn't want Dreams' to humiliate him in front of all his mindless worshipers. My boss is the savior of the OAOAST and wants the oppurtuinty to rid the world of Zack Malibu.

Floatover DDT by Dreams gets a two count. Dreams blocks a toe kick and hits an underhook suplex. SUPER DUPER ARROGANT COVER gets a two count. Choko fights back like a man with a vagina but gets CRUSHED with a tiger driver. Dreams busts out the RUNNING MAN!!

Crowd: Dreams is gay! Dreams is gay! Gay is Dreams!

Coach: This could be the end of Choko's winning streak!

Alix: I'm sure it is. You know what else is about to end? Zack Malibu's title reign.

Gutwrench suplex by the kid from Beverly Hills. Dreams works on Choko's arm with a bunch of nameless armbar variations. Dreams plays to the crowd and then sits on Choko's face! He's follows up that display of class by rubbing his ass crack on her nose.

Cole: Good God, that's sick. He's showing no respect for this young competitor. If this man gets a title shot I may just have to quit.

Alix: Don't let the door hit ya on the way out.

Dreams mocks the crowd allowing Choko time to recover. She showers him with a barrage of forearms from her good arm. She hits a dropkick followed by a slingshot into the corner. Dreams stumbles backwards and gets caught by a neckbreaker. Choko works on Dreams' leg with a leg lock. Dreams quickly makes the ropes.

Coach: So, Alix. Tell me a bit about yourself. Your wants. Your fears. Your lesbian fantasies.

Alix: Uh.....

Fisherman's DDT by the only person in the match with chest hair. Chinlock!! CHINLOCK!!! Dreams has applied the chinlock! He a bad motherfucker!

Cole: Does he ever do anything besides a chinlock?

Dreams switches to the reverse chinlock and talks some trash to his adversary. Choko stands up and powers out of the maneuver. Dreams tries a face lock but Choko kicks him in stomach and DDT's him. That gets a two count. Top rope cross body attempt by Choko is turned into a fall away slam by Dreams. Whoppy!

Coach: These high risk moves never pay off against Shattered Dreams. He's just to quick and smart. Like a flamingo!

Dreams pulls out a dragon screw leg whip and hits the MEGA MAGICAL SHARPSHOOTER!! GOD IN HEAVEN! Choko makes the ropes. Dreams' belly to belly suplexes Choko to outside. He whips her into the steel steps and tosses her back into the ring. Pin attempt 1....2........kick out.

Crowd: Go Choko! Go! Go Choko! Go!

Cole: The crowd is getting behind Choko!

Alix: No they aren't. My bosses nick name is Choko. Swear to God.

Dreams' pendulum backbreaker gets two. His lariat gets two. His fucked up version of a lionsault gets two. Northern lights suplex gets two. The ref gets a boot to the face. Ooops.

Cole: He just kicked the referee. For no reason. Come on! This guy doesn't deserve a title shot. He deserves a prison sentence.

Slugfest between Dreams and Choko. Dreams overpowers her with a Flatliner. Dreams shakes off his leg injury and heads to the top for a Shooting Star Press. That probably would've gotten a three count, if the ref wasn't dead.

Crowd: Alix does anal! Alix does anal! Alix does anal!

Alix: And proud of it!

Coach: I love you.

Dreams misses the fucked up lionsault. Choko gets a running elbow followed by cross body block. She batters Dreams with a couple of punches to the face. Dreams stops the assault with a Northern lights suplex. Choko's hardcore so she just pops right back up and hits a Kira-Kira. The recovered ref sees the pin attempt 1....2.......3

Announcer: Your winner...Choko!

Cole: What a huge clean victory! She kept her winning streak alive. Way to go girl.

Alix: Got damn it......Coach get your hands off of my breasts.

Cole: I have to believe that this jeopardizes Dreams' chance of getting a title shot in the near future. One can assume that Choko has just leap frogged him in the pecking order. I wouldn't mind seeing her and Malibu go at it sometime.

Alix: Shut up. Go see Alex and Emma. Go to commercial! Now!

June 19, 2003

Cole and Coach are waiting for us, as HeldDOWN~! returns from it's latest break.

MC:"Heh, I can't get over it. Shattered Dreams just ate his own words, as he fell in defeat to our female newcomer, Choko!"

Coach:"She's no Crystal, though..."

MC:"Coach, look man, either you stop this now, or when she comes to, she gets a restraining order against you. Probably at least 100 feet, so unless you wanna commentate from Georgie Bambino's Pizza Parlor down the road, cut it."

"Sexy Boy" hits and SG bursts through the curtains to a massive pop and DANCES~! his way to the ring.

Coach:"Yeah~! I'm just a Sexy Boy..."

MC:"Oy vey. That's better...I think."

SG slides in the ring, hits his pose as the red, white, blue pyro shoots up behind him and then grabs the mic.

SG: It seems to me that it seems to be that 10 days is just a little too long for me to wait to kick the shit out of Anglesault. Actually 10 days is a lot too long for me to wait. Hell 10 minutes is too long for me to wait. 'Sault I was hurt going into our last match, I'm healthy now, I was pissed off going into our last match, I'm livid now. You last week I got just a little bit of you, just a little bit! I want more, a lot more. I want to end your career and I'm going to do so at The Great Angle Bash, but if you have any balls what so ever I say we get it on right here and right now!

::Crowd pops::

SG: I'm waiting 'Sault, get your ass the hell out here!

::30 Seconds go by::

SG: I'm not a patient man, don't make me come back there and get you!

"Dream On" hits and AS comes running down to the ring with a steel chair in hand.

Cole: Here comes Anglesault and he's got a chair!

AS slides into the ring and runs at SG swinging the chair. SG ducks the chair and double legs AS taking him down. SG moves to the mount and starts hammering away on AS with punches as 'Sault covers up. AS counters out and turns it over and starts pounding on SG.

Coach: What a fight we've got going here!

SG counters it over and both men end up rolling out of the ring. AS gets up, climbs back in the ring first and grabs the chair. AS challenges SG to get back in and fight.

Some Guy slides in the ring and immediately avoids a chair shot and pops up to his feet and ducks yet another chair shot both men end up spinning around and AS gets nailed with a Somekick!

Cole: Somekick! Somekick! Anglesault just got laid out.

SG jumps on AS and starts beating the hell out of him. Several refs and agents come out to break it up and drag SG away.

As the cameras pull away, some new, unseen footage appears:

*A Black X on a Red Background appears, black lightning in the background*

A Voice, deep and dark:

'Welcome to my World. For 3 years I have been waiting in the dark abyss for my opportunity. Now I have stepped out of the shadows and I am ready to wreak havoc on the first person that steps in my way.

*Black X appears bigger*

I am making my start, and I will not be denied.

For I am coming Soon....

SOON.

*Big Lightning strike, screen goes black*

June 19, 2003

Cole: We’ve got a great match coming up as Peter Knight takes on the third member of the Totally Endorsed Gauntlet by going up against Slacker!

Coach: Let’s up Slacker actually can make it to the ring tonight, as I saw him in the back sleeping a few hours ago underneath his Pepsi™ Throwrug and seems way too cozy to be disturbed.

Cole: Are you trying to get Endorsed, Coach?

*Coach drinks Mountain Dew*

Cole: Nevermind…

**”Back Up” by 12 Stones begins to blare over the PA system as Slacker walks out underneath a waterfall of simmering pyro. Choko trails behind as Slacker looks out over the crowd and one fan can be heard screaming “THIS MATCH WILL SUCK~!” as Slacker just shrugs and heads down and into the ring to await the arrival of Peter Knight. Choko smiles to herself and joins Cole and Coach. Coach immediately offers her a headset**

Cole: What are you doing, Coach?

Coach: Well she seems happy to be here.

Choko: Choko happy!!

Coach: Go Slacker! Wooo!

Choko: Viccy Go!

*Cole smacks himself*

**The arena goes dark and blue strobes and a bit of pyro and the sounds of “Oh Hell Yeah” by H-Blox signals the arrival of Peter Knight. Knight looks to Choko and then to Slacker before beginning his walk to the ring**

Choko: Booo!!

Cole: Knight seems to be walking with a purpose, Coach…but he knows that Totally Endorsed may be lurking in the shadows.

Coach: Yes, but Shattered Dreams may also be hiding out to even out the odds if any sort of shenanigans takes place.

Choko: Choko be here.

*Cole almost smacks Choko*

Before Knight can get in the ring, Choko begins taunting him from the other side of the ring. The quick distraction allows Slacker to attack from behind and knock Knight down to the floor.

Cole: Look at Slacker, he’s not even waiting for the bell!

Choko: Go Viccy Go!

Knight tries to retaliate but can only get up to his knees before Slacker kicks him right back down. Slacker sits Knight up against the ring steps and hits a running knee, connecting right to PK’s chest. The crowd voices disapproval as Slacker rolls Knight into the ring and the ref officially starts the match.

Coach: Yes! I told you! Go Slacker Go!

*Cole smacks Coach*

Choko: Oowie.

Knight tries to stand once more but is quickly taken down again by a low dropkick. Slacker connects with another and goes for a cover…

1…Kickout!

Knight rolls into the corner and the ref keeps Slacker from any attack. Slacker turns around and faces the crowd as Knight climbs up the ropes, still feeling the affects of the attack from behind. Slacker turns and runs in and is able to connect with a corner splash. He goes for another but Knight moves and Slacker eats turnbuckle and feels his first real shot of pain in the match.

Choko: Big Oowie.

Knight uses the opportunity of the dazed Slacker to lift him from behind, but Slacks is able to land on his feet and shove Knight into the corner and go for a quick rollup…

1…

2…

Knight powers out! The crowd cheers momentarily before Slacker again takes out some Endorsed Agression™. Slacker throws Knight onto his stomach and begins throwing elbows into the back of head and neck, before dropping a quick legdrop and going for another cover…

1…

2…Another kickout from PK.

Cole: Slacker continues this fast paced offense, trying to keep Knight from even reaching his feet.

Knight begins to stand up and reaches his feet. Put doesn’t see Slacker sitting on the top turnbuckle. Slacks hits a Sloppy Takedown before Knight can even spin around, spearing his lower back and sending Knight down on his face. Slacker again climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and hits a falling elbow again into Knight’s lower back, causing almost a whimper of pain from Knight.

Coach: Keep it up, Slacker!

*Choko spins in her chair*

Slacker continues his attack on the back of Knight before picking him up and going for an irish whip. Knight reverses and catches Slacker in a drop toe hold, causing Slacks head to bounce of the mat.

Cole: You were saying?

Coach: Shut up!

Choko: SHUT UP!

Coach: You tell him!

*Cole leaves the announce position*

Knight lifts Slacker up and seems to be going for the Knight Roll, hitting a vertical suplex and keeping it locked in. He goes for a second but it is blocked. Knight tries again but Slacker blocks again and goes for a small package.

1…

2…

3…NO! Knight kicks out!

Coach: It was a three! He won!

Choko: Viccy won!

Slacker drops another quick legdrop to Knight’s head and goes for the top rope. Knight stands slowly and turns as Slacker tries for a cross body but Knight catches him and throws him over his shoulder and looks to hit the Knightmare, but Slacker is wiggling so hard that he is able to get free just as Tyrese comes running from the back!

Coach: What the…?

Slacker points out Tyrese to the ref as another group of refs runs from the back to stop Tyrese. With all the refs distracted, Slacker hits a quick low blow on Knight and then another elbow to the back of the head that sends Knight down. Slacker smiles to himself and puts Knight into the MEGA MAGICAL SHARPSHOOTER~!

Coach: Yes! Humiliate him, Slacker! Show him who’s boss!

Choko: Choko be boss! *smiles*

Knight is almost screaming but the fans erupt as Shattered Dreams climbs over the barricade and jumps in the ring. Slacker barely sees him before being dropped by a devastating superkick. Dreams picks up his partner and drops him on Slacker’s body and rolls out of the ring and jumps back into the crowd just as the ref turns to see the pin.

1…

2…

Coach and Choko: No!! No!!

3!!! Knight wins! Shattered Dreams pumps his fist and continues through the crowd as Knight rolls out of the ring and slowly climbs over the barricade to follow. Choko run to the ring and consoles Slacker as Micheal Cole returns to the desk. The scene fades out to commercial.

June 19, 2003

MC:"OK, you done venting now?"

Coach:"Sorry bro. The Crystal stuff is just getting to me."

MC:"I told you, Crystal Pepsi sucks."

Coach:"Yeah...huh...Michael, they haven't had that stuff in years. I meant CRYSTAL."

MC:"I know, I was changing the subject. See, it worked."

Coach:"Yeah. And it did suck."

MC:"So, how about Shattered Dreams costing Slacker the 24/7 Title. Obviously a little ticked about Choko getting the better of him tonight!"

Before Coach can respond, a stagehand runs up to the booth with a note!

MC:"Well, don't give us a note, go to it! Fans, we've finally caught up with Zack Malibu, Paul Walker and Edward Robins, who are engaged in some street racing of their own!"

Coach:"Haven't we seen ENOUGH injuries tonight?"

MC:"Cut to it! Cut to it!"

Cut to a view of the city, as the yellow Mitsubishi Evo is racing through the streets, dodging cars left and right, in order to catch up to the purple Spyder.

ZM:"Thought you said you couldn't drive?"

PW:"Hey, I learned some moves working on those two films. My biggest fear is death."

ZM:"Psssh. Wuss."

PW:"Wuss,huh?"

Walker slams on the breaks and spins the car around, then starts driving through traffic IN REVERSE~!"

ZM:"OK. 2 points for you."

Walker continues to show off a bit, as Zack keeps his eye on the road.

ZM:"THERE! THERE HE IS!"

Zack spies Edward cutting up a side street. Walker spins out again, and darts up the same road, flooring the gas.

ZM:"C'mon man, punch it!"

PW:"I am. Hang on!"

Walker continues to accelerate. Suddenly, a burst of spray shoots out from Edward's car, and he FLIES forward, leaving the Evo in the dust.

PW:"Shit, he used the spray."

ZM:"The nitrous? Don't we have that?"

PW:"Yeah, but save it for when we need it."

ZM:"We need it."

PW:"Gotcha."

Walker hits the switch, and he and Zack are forced to lean far back in their seats as the Evo propels forward, leaving all other automobiles and any scenery a blur through their windows. As the force of the spray takes them further, they do catch up to the convertible.

ZM:"There he is. How can we get him to stop?"

PW:"If I can get in front of him, leave that to me."

Walker races up alongside Robins, who will not let him by. Suddenly, a large horn is heard in the distance.

ZM:"Where did that come from?"

PW:"Sounds like a boat."

ZM:"Boat?"

The two look at each other at the same time.

Both:"BRIDGE."

Walker races forward, daring Edward to keep up with him. Edward floors it again, and goes racing up the street, just as the bridge is being lifted!"

ZM:"What if he stops?"

PW:"He can't, too much acceleration, otherwise he's gonna fall into the water."

Just like Walker said, Edward continues on, and the Spyder goes airborne, flying off the bridge, over the open gap, and coming down on the concrete below, bringing Robins escape plan to a halt.

ZM:"Jump it."

PW:"What? We can just go around!"

ZM:"JUMP IT!"

Malibu steps on Walker's foot, causing more acceleration.

PW:"ZACK...YOU OWE ME BIG TIME..."

The two yell out loudly as the Evo takes off, soaring through the air and coming down on the concrete. The car spins around as it lands, nearly grazing the Spyder in the process.

Both Walker and Zack are breathing heavily, then start laughing.

PW:"You almost got me killed."

ZM:"You almost got ME killed."

Both men recover from their risktaking adventure, and Zack hops out of the car. He walks over to the Spyder, and sees no motion from Edward.

Walker steps out of the car, and looks on as Zack storms over to the car.

PW:"How is he?"

ZM:"Not sure, but even if he's OK, he won't be for long!"

Edward is leaning back in his seat, eyes closed. He's conscious, but dazed. Zack reaches in, grabs him by the head, and slams it into the steering wheel! He shoves Ed into the passenger side, and then hops into the drivers seat.

ZM:"Hey man, head back to the arena. I got a match to finish!"

PW:"You got it!"

Zack starts up the Spyder, and heads off, with Walker just behind them, both cars headed back to the arena!

June 19, 2003

We return, to a stunned Michael Cole and The Coach.

MC:"How the HELL are they all still alive!?"

Coach:"I have no clue, but what a RUSH that must have been! And they're coming back to FINISH THEIR MATCH!?!?"

MC:"Think they'll get back in time?"

Coach:"I hope they do. The question is, how in the world can you carry on a match that could POSSIBLY top what we've seen just now?"

MC:"Hey, with Zack and Robins, anything is...oh great...sure, why not."

Coach:"Sup?"

MC:"Apparently Hex Machina has words for us. Hex, if you can hear us, it's all yours."

Cut to inside a locker room with a close-up on the face of Naz Mistry, but "Naz" pulls off his mask to reveal Hex Machina underneath.

Hex: Boo. Ha ha ha, that's right! I had Caboose dancing like a puppet on a string, and all you suckers ate it up with a spoon. Let's take a look at that one more time...

Hex turns and the camera pans back to reveal a tv. Hex presses play.

On the tv, we see Caboose yelling at Naz from last week's hD. Hex points at the screen.

Hex: See, now there's Naz... and here I am grabbing the chair. Oh no, Caboose, don't turn around!

We see Hex blast Caboose in the face with the chair.

Hex: DAMN, that was a good one!

Hex plays the chairshot several more times, adding sound effects.

Hex: BAH!

BAM!

ZING!

BOOSH!

PLORT!

Hex stops the tape, and gets up and leaves the locker room. The camera follows as he walks through the backstage hallways.

Hex: Anyway, that match was fun, and I think everyone was able to see I'm not one to be taken lightly. But Caboose... oh, Caboose... and the rest of you for that matter... we've yet to scratch the surface of all there is to be read in the book of Hex. Why, you haven't even had the privilege of seeing either of my fabulous patented finishers, the ReBoot and the N(X) Press.

Hex takes off his shirt and points to the N(X) tattoo on his back. He tosses his shirt away and keeps walking.

Hex: No... I'm not done with Caboose yet. We've got the pay per view coming up. Yeah, I'm in that match, with the tables and the glass, and the pain. Caboose... yeah, I'm gonna hurt you. But it's nothing personal. That's just putting on a show. The personal hurt comes later (winks).

Hex arrives at a door to the outside, and glances at his watch. There's a knock at the door and Hex opens it on a guy in a uniform holding a clipboard and a rose.

Guy: Flower delivery for Mr. Hex Machina... one long stem rose, that comes to... $50 even.

Hex signs for his flower, takes a sniff of it and casually tosses it over his shoulder.

Hex: Yes, that's good... I'd like to send a dozen of those to the hotel room of a Mr. Caboose, and make the card out: "To Caboose: Sorry about your face. No hard feelings. Your pal, Hex."

Hex turns, grabs a microphone and heads through the curtain into the arena. He's met with a chorus of boos.

Hex: Hello Milwaukee!

The boos intensify at Hex incorrectly naming the city he's in.

Hex: Thank you! You all suck!

Hex throws the mic into the crowd, does a few backflips, and leaves as quickly as he came.

Coachman: Well... that was a little strange.

Cole: ... Kick his ass, Caboose.

June 19, 2003

An electronic sound hits the arena, it’s rythym foreboding. The beat kicks in, methodical.

THE DARK POET emerges from behind the curtain just as the lyrics kick in. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, his movements slow and menacing.

I’ve got the understanding of a 4 year old.

I’ve got the piece of mind of a killer’s soul

I’ve got the rationale or a New York cop

I’ve got the patience of a chopping block

Trip Like I Do

He hops up to the ring apron and looks around for a moment before walking towards the turnbuckle.

Trip Like I Do

TDK steps up to the second turnbuckle and looks to the sky, slowly raising his arms up.

I’ve got the acumen of a seasoned pro

I got the lack of say of a billion souls

I’ve got the world down my back

and I don’t seem to care

I’ve got the comprehension of a world unaware

Music Fades with a girl’s voice absently speaking in the background. TDK paces the ring as the music fades completely out before the song can continue, and he takes a mic from the ring announcer outside as the house lights come up. The crowd’s response is vicious and loud, the arena walls quaking with their disdain for him. He stands in the center of the ring and looks down as it rains down upon him, mic at his side as his arms hang limp. Then, after a long few moments, he raises the mic to his masked lips and . . .

. . . laughs.

It is a twisted and horrible laugh that is laced with a soul’s tears trying to overcome a demented appreciation for being hated.

And then he speaks. His voice is low and raspy, but yet so dark and horrible.

The Dark Poet

You poor, poor people. You boo me as if you hate me. As if somehow, with every fiber of your being you are able to truly hate me, despite never even seeing my face. How strange it is, that SpiderPoet can remove his mask and be hated but when he tries to run, when he tries to put it back on, you love him.

I want you to boo me. I want you to boo me with everything you’ve got, until your voice gives out and your lungs refuse to boo anymore. When you’ve done that, you still will not have approached true hatred. Hatred from deep within your soul. Hatred that rattles your ribcage with every . . . single . . . breath. Hatred that forces your eyes open in the morning and will not let sleep claim you at night. The king of true, seething hatred that I have for your beloved SpiderPoet. You fools don’t know what you are, what you want, what you’re doing. I’m amazed you have learned to speak.

So to hell with you. All of you. My business is with SpiderPoet and him alone. Poet, I know you’re here, trying to protect that little wench of yours. Come to the ring. Come now. It’s time to face yourself. . .

[Cue: By_Myslf]

The music hits and the crowd goes NUTS~! SpiderPoet, with no mask or costume, dressed only in his civilian clothes since he can’t participate actively on heldDOWN, emerges from behind the curtain and stands on the stage. He eyes Dark Poet wearily for a moment before making his way down the ramp.

COLE

No! Damn it! Don’t do it, Poet!

COACH

Michael, I’ve got a bad vibe about all of this.

SP climbs in the ring and doesn’t take his eyes off of TDK as he retrieves a mic from an official outside. Finally, he crosses the distance between them and looks TDK in his masked, white eyes.

SP

I’m right here. Make it quick.

TDK

(Laughs) No, Poet. I will not make this quick. I’ve been waiting for this for our entire lifetimes. Waiting to face you here, now, unawares of what is truly going on. I’ve been waiting for this forever, and I’m going to take all the time I want.

COACH

‘Lifetimes’? Forever?

TDK

Do you remember our little rooftop altercation?

SP

(Hesitant) . . . Yes.

TDK

Good. Do you remember how familiar it all was? How you seemed to be able to anticipate what I was going to do, move for move? How in tune we were to each other?

SP

. . . Yes.

TDK

And do you remember the time when you were a child and you were beaten by someone? And it changed your life forever?

SP

(Narrows his eyes and takes a step back, a horrible realization creeping across his face)

TDK

Yes . . . you do remember, don’t you? You remember that day. When all your training and sucking up to your father for more instruction failed you. When all the time you put in resulted in nothing more than you being soundly shut down by the worst opponent possible. And ever since then, you swore off the training your father sought to give you and you pursued . . . this. (TDK sweeps his arm out, gesturing to the audience, the arena. And eventually, back around to SpiderPoet, and to the ring they stand in.)

To this . . . this mockery. This fakery. This horrible world where your fighting and your talent still means nothing. This fabrication called ‘wrestling.’ (TDK steps in close to Poet, closing the distance between them) Yes . . . yes, you remember now, don’t you? That day when you packed your things and you left home and pursued this life. Everything you are, everything you’ve become has been built upon the fear and the shame that was instilled into you in that one, horrible moment when you fell on your back at the hands of the one man you could not beat.

(TDK reaches up with his free hand and grabs the top of his mask and begins to pull. The fabric inches upward slowly, revealing a familiar face. A very familiar face . .

COACH

OH MY GOSH! IT’S SPIDERPOET and . . . SPIDERPOET!

COLE

What the F(BLEEP!)

The crowd is shocked and bursts into an unbelieving uproar at this revelation. SpiderPoet is speechless, staring on in horror at the mirror image across from him. The Dark Poet is grinning wickedly, taking in the crowd’s horror and SpiderPoet’s horror.

TDK

Remember me?! It’s been so long . . . DEAR BROTHER. So very long since I beat you in front of our father, so very long since you were ashamed and you left. So very long!

SP

Oh . . .my . . . wh–

TDK

What am I doing here? Why am I here? No matter what you were going to ask, you already know the answer. I’m here to finish the job I started when we were fifteen. To finish the fight that you walked away from. I’m here because our father refused to see your shame, because he wept and wanted YOU BACK, despite your OBVIOUS WEAKNESS, your obvious INFERIORITY to ME! Our mother delivered two of us into this world but there is only room for ONE. ONE! For eleven years I have trained and watched and waited. I have watched you claim meaningless titles here and abroad, watched you wallow in your shame, your facade here in this wrestling world. Watched you pursue the meaningless, worldly ways of this jezebel, this woman called Black Widow. No more. No more, Peter. I will destroy you. Your days . . . are numbered.

DARKNESS!

The lights return to see SpiderPoet lying in the ring, nursing his face, with a gash in his cheek, spilling blood through his fingers. We fade out as he gets to his knees and stares at himself on the AngleTron . . .

June 19, 2003

(Open backstage in the medical room, where EMT’s are tending to SpiderPoet’s face. Black Widow and El Dandy are with him)

Widow

I don’t understand, Peter. What’s -

Poet

It’s pretty simple, Amanda. You heard what he said.

Widow

I know you better than th–

Poet

Maybe you don’t. Ever consider that? Maybe I’m not the brave, heroic man that pops up off and on around here to keep you out of trouble. Maybe I’m just what he said: a cowardly facade.

Widow

(Shakes her head) No. I refuse to believe that. Dandy, tell him!

Dandy

(Looks at Widow, then at Poet, than back to Widow. Then, back to Poet.) We’re with you, Pete. The rest is all you, man.

Poet

(Looks at Dandy, an unspoken respectful ‘Thank You’ and ‘Your Welcome’ exchanging between them. SP looks back at Widow and slides off the table, the doctor’s stitching finished.) Amanda . . . I don’t know what to think or do with now. My twin brother’s soul cries out for vengeance and there’s only one man who can give that to him. I’m sorry that you and Dandy have been dragged into this. No matter what’s going on in my heart, you have my word that I will let no harm come to you.

Widow

(Nods) I already knew that.

SP

Good. Now I want you to pack up your things. He’s let me know who he is . . . that can only mean that he’s in the final stages of whatever he’s planning. He’s let me know why he’s trying to kill me . . . all that’s left is to do it now. You have to get out of here, okay? Go to where we agreed on and I’ll met you there as soon as I get some things secured here.

Widow

(Nods and kisses Poet on his good cheek) Okay. I’ll see you there. And Peter?

SP

Yeah?

Widow

Be safe, my warrior.

We now return once again to the announce position.

MC:"This is one wacky night."

Coach:"Like something out of a movie."

MC:"S***, movies...hang on..."

Cole motions for a stagehand to come over to him.

MC (softly):"You sure it's them?"

Coach:"Hey, don't leave a brother in suspense!"

MC:"They're on their way back! Zack Malibu and Paul Walker have been spotted driving just about 2 miles away!"

Coach:"Oh MAN, this is gonna be suh-weet!"

MC:"Fans, we need to take ONE MORE BREAK, and when we come back...hell I have no clue WHAT will happen! Stay tuned!"

June 19, 2003

We're back on HeldDOWN~!, just in time to see the Spyder come roaring back into the parking lot. Alison and Tyrese come back outside to meet Zack, who drags the semi-conscious Edward Robins out of the passenger side.

A:"Are you OK? What happened to him?"

ZM:"Eh, just gave him a crash course in bridge jumping."

Tyrese:"What!? Man the studio would kill us if these cars..."

Just then, Paul Walker pulls in in the Evo.

ZM:"Hey man, your cars are all right. Ally, stay back here. Time to finish what we started tonight."

Zack drags Edward into the arena, as the stars and Alison look on.

(cut to Cole and Coach at the announce position)

MC:"Haha, oh boy, what a night it has been. From falls count anywhere to high speed chases, this has been one hell of a HeldDOWN~!"

Coach:"And it's not over yet! Zack said it was time to finish what they started!"

Just then, Zack comes storming out of the back, with Edward in tow.

MC:"Here he is!"

Zack drags Edward down to the ring, and rolls him into it. Zack then heads over to the announcer, and takes the mic from him.

ZM:"You know what, I don't think you people are ready to go home yet!"

*Crowd Pops*

ZM:"See, you paid to see Zack Malibu and Edward Robins get it on in a Falls Count Anywhere match tonight. Now, last time I checked, there were no countouts in FCA matches, right?"

MC:"He's got a point, Coach."

ZM:"So, since we've been on the clock so to speak, since the start of the show tonight, what say we give the fans what they want, Ed? Let's give 'em that match, so I can beat your ass and send 'em home happy!"

The fans roar. Edward starts to snap out of his daze, and welcomes Zack to bring it on. Zack drops the mic, and jumps up on the apron, and climbs in, only to be pounced on and pounded by Edward Robins. A referee slides into the ring, and the match that started at the top of the program has resumed inside the ring!

Edward takes Zack and tries an Irish Whip, but Zack counters it, pulling Edward toward him and then dropping him with an inverted atomic drop, and following up with a HUGE lariat that BRINGS THE STIFFNESS~! and puts Edward down on the mat. Zack gets up and runs the ropes, and Edward gets up, just as Zack leaps up and catches him on the chin with an awesome flying forearm! Edward stumbles backwards into the ropes, and gets his arms tied up in them!

MC:"He's got nowhere to go!"

Edward struggles to break free, as Zack comes over and dishes out the punishment, hitting jab after jab to further weaken the trapped Trinity member. After hammering Edward down, Zack slides out of the ring, and grabs a chair from ringside.

MC:"These guys haven't had much luck with chairs tonight."

Zack slides into the ring, and raises the chair up, and the crowd cheers him on, knowing what to expect. Zack turns back around, but Edward is freed from the ropes, and dropkicks the chair into Malibu's face!

Coach:"Looks like it's Zack who isn't having much luck with the chair right now!"

Edward picks up the chair, and blasts Zack in the head with it as the champion staggers to keep his balance. Edward throws the chair down in disgust, and steps ON Zack, walking right over him before bending down to pick him up. Ed props the chair up in a seated position, and sticks Zack's neck through the chair. He then grabs Zack's legs, and after a moment of preperation, carries Zack over with a wheelbarrow suplex WHILE HIS HEAD IS IN THE CHAIR! The impact leaves Zack rolling on the mat, tearing the chair off and holding his head and neck. Zack rolls out of the ring before the referee can check on his welfare, while Edward gets up, pushing his hair back before getting to his feet.

MC:"Zack's rolled to the outside, and after a move like that I'll be very surprised if his neck isn't broken!"

Coach:"Rolling to the outside will buy him sometime, but it won't allow him to escape defeat. Remember, falls count ANYWHERE tonight!"

Edward must be reading Coach's mind, because he rolls to the floor and looks down at his wounded foe. Edward places one foot on Zack's chest, and orders the referee to count. After hearing the ref's hand touch the floor once, Zack gets a shoulder up, and also grabs Ed's foot. In a swift motion, Zack carries Edward over with a Dragon Screw type move from his position on the floor, causing Ed to crash back and head first into the railing!

MC:"That's one way to break a pin!"

Coach:"And a neck!"

Zack rolls over onto his stomach, trying to push himself to his feet, but is grabbed by Edward for the trademark EVENFLOW DDT~! Edward goes to drop Zack, but Malibu holds on and takes Edward over with a release Northern Lights suplex that has both men sprawled out on the floor! Zack rolls over and crawls towards Ed-venflow, draping an arm over his fallen carcass.

1...

2...

KICKOUT! ROBINS GETS A SHOULDER UP!

Slowly, Zack stands up, and leans on the apron for support as he gets in gear. He reaches down and pulls Ed up off the floor, rolling him back into the ring and following slowly. As he enters the ring, Edward picks up the chair and comes towards Zack, swinging like a madman, but Malibu ducks and hits a sweep kick, causing Edward to fall to the mat, and the chair to land on top of his face! Zack leans against the ropes, as they are holding him up since he can barely do so on his own. Edward rubs his hand over his face, checking for any blood, as he gets up. He turns back to Zack, who perks up suddenly and BLASTS HIM WITH A SCHOOL'S OUT!

MC:"He hit it! He hit it!"

Zack hooks the leg, and the referee quickly jumps to the mat, slapping it once, twice...KICKOUT BY EDWARD ROBINS! HE KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL'S OUT!

Coach:"I don't believe it, after all this punishment!"

Malibu gets off of Edward, and heads for the top rope, while his rival lay prone on the mat. Zack takes his time climbing, as his equilibrium is off-balance due to the punishment he's endured. As he climbs up, Edward slowly recovers, and grabs the chair. In a last ditch effort to dodge a defeating blow, Edward throws the chair up at Zack, nailing him in the head and causing him to lose his balance, crotching himself on the top turnbuckle! Edward climbs up, and slams a shoulder in Zack's gut as he is doing so. He climbs to the second rope and tries to lift Zack over with a superplex, but Malibu hangs on, not giving up an advantage. Edward steps up to the third rope for more leverage, but again, Zack blocks the superplex attempt. Zack starts hammering Ed in the ribs with punches, trying to drive him off the ropes, but he won't go. Finally, Zack grabs Edward by the legs and hurls him off, with Ed landing crotchfirst across the top rope~!

Coach:"He REALLY needs to invest in a cup after tonight!"

MC:"He's not going to have anything to protect after tonight!"

Zack shakes the cobwebs off, and stands himself up on the ropes, and then leaps off with a missle dropkick that sends Ed falling backwards off the ropes and to the floor! The crowd is on their feet, clapping and stomping away as Zack Malibu is making a comeback! Edward lay on the floor, looking up at the lights, as fans lean over the railing, chastising his very existence. Edward starts to stir, and as he gets up, is met with a baseball slide...NO! Edward sidesteps it, and pulls Zack out of the ring...DDT ON THE CONCRETE! Zack takes the RVD style bump off of Ed's patented move, and the referee scurries out of the ring to make the count.

1!

2!!

3...NO! NO! ZACK MALIBU KICKED OUT!

MC:"Unbelievable!"

Coach:"Both these men have absorbed so much pain in this brawl, Michael! One of them will HAVE to give in shortly!"

Edward stands up, visibly woozy but still willing to fight. He grabs Zack by the hair and throws him into the aisle, then follows up with a kick to the ribs as Zack tries to get up. The referee is following close behind, as Edward stalks him to the backstage area.

Backstage, Zack crawls through the curtain, as Edward pulls him up. He walks forward with him while holding him, and then sends him facefirst into a wall. Zack falls back to the floor, and Robins picks up a trash can, and slams it across Zack's back, then empties the contents of it onto Malibu!"

MC:"That's uncalled for!"

Robins picks Zack up, but as he does, the OAOAST Champion uses an eye gouge to keep him at bay! With Robins' vision skewed, Zack takes the trash can and puts it over Robins' head, blinding him from his surroundings! As Edward fumbles around, Zack kicks the back of his right leg several times, weakening it enough so that Edward falls to one knee. Unable to use his arms to push himself up, Edward hobbles on his knees, allowing Zack to run forward with a shopping cart at full speed, ramming it right into Edward~!

Coach:"Did you HEAR THAT?"

Edward falls back over, and now Zack pulls the trash can off of him. He picks him up, and tries for a School's Out, but Edward catches it, and kicks Zack low! He pulls him in for the DDT, but Zack pushes him forward, and the two fall over a production chest amidst camera and video equipment! Robins gets a video camera in his grasp, and BREAKS IT OVER ZACK'S HEAD! He covers him in the pile of debris, but Zack Malibu kicks out just before the 3 count!

Edward stands up, and kicks the chest aside, walking over to the wall and pulling a fire extinguisher off. He lunges at Zack with it, but Zack collapses, and Robins hits the wall! He drops the extinguisher as his hands are hurting after that, and that allows Zack to take the item from him. Zack sprays the extinguisher in his eyes, blinding him, and then running forward and cracking Ed in the forehead with it! Robins is down, and Zack groggily paces the hallway, as the fans in the arena cheer what they are seeing on the Angletron. Zack picks Edward up, and lifts him up on his shoulders Samoan Drop style, then walks a few feet over to the catering table, and throws him off his shoulders so that Edward crashes backfirst through the table! Zack falls backwards, taking deep breaths as he's put a lot of effort into surviving this fight. Edward is laid out in a heap of wooden shrapnel and food, and Zack heads further down the hall.

MC:"Where is he going?"

Zack disappears around a corner, and when he comes around it moments later, he's driving THE SPIRIT LIFTER~!

Coach:"Michael, look!"

MC:"We haven't seen that in weeks!"

Zack speeds down the hallways in the custom made forklift made popular by he and his friends The Boogie Knights at one point. Zack hops off, and throws the food-covered Edward Robins onto the lift, and then drives off, raising him up off the ground. Zack drives through the entranceway and out to the arena, lifting Edward even higher up, so that the lift is sticking over the top rope and into the ring. Zack climbs off the Spirit Lifter and onto the apron, and looks out to the crowd, while Edward dangles in the air, hanging off of the forklift blades. Malibu goes to the top rope, all the while keeping his focus on Edward.

MC:"What is he doing?"

With Edward half-off the forklift blades, Zack jumps up, soaring through the air and hitting a Guillotine Legdrop, taking Edward off the forklift blades with it!

Coach:"YO!"

Both men crash to the canvas, as the fans start chanting "Holy Shit" at the spot. The referee watches both of them, and finally Zack rolls over, just barely getting his body in position to pin his opponent. The referee makes the count...

1!

2!!

3!!!

WINNER:Zack Malibu (Guillotine Legdrop from top rope, off of forklift, in...er...no specific time. This DID go on all show!)

"Bring Me To Life" plays, as the crowd goes WILD! A replay is shown of the daredevil move that brought this match, which originally started at the top of the show, to a finish.

MC:"What a moment, what a move...what a night. From the stars of 2 Fast 2 Furious making a surprise appearance, to the 24/7 Title match, and Mad Matt putting on another great match tonight, it has been a hell of a ride!"

Coach:"Let's not forget the revelation of The Dark Poet. Things are getting VERY interesting in the OAOAST as of late, and you really have to Expect The Unexpected from us."

MC:"Isn't that tagline taken?"

Coach:"What's a bit of plagiarism this day in age?"

MC:"Heh, I know a few people you could talk to about that. Just don't let it happen again. Fans, next week is the show before the Great Angle Bash, and we can surely expect more great build heading into that PPV. I'm Michael Cole, alongside the one and only Jonathan Coachman as always. We'll see you next Thursday for yet another edition of HeldDOWN~!"

June 19, 2003

PROPS:

SP

Rando

Brock

PK

LPYC

IDRM (cuz Caboose is too lazy~)

Shattered Dreams

5 Star Frog Splash

"Greg Coleman" (this is a TSM poster who does not wish to be "revealed" yet)

Some Guy

CWM~

Mad Matt

Zack Malibu

OAOAST HeldDOWN~! 6/19/03

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