Kurt Angle radio interview...

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Kurt was on the Don and Mike Radio show today, and had an interview, here's what I remember:

 

He put over Dr.Jho and said Mark Coleman and Austin will be getting surgery soon.

 

He feels he will retire within 4 years.

 

He has heard storyline ideas about Kane unmasking, but doesn't think the audience will be thrilled by a "tall red haired country boy with freckles being the man under the mask"

 

He plugged an upcoming house show with He and Brock facing Team Angle and Big Show. He asked the Hosts to join his team to even the odds.

 

Angle put over the Big Show's size.

 

He then quoted several of his favorite "It's true" lines about cities. (Including talking about being better than Mr. Rogers cause Mr. R is dead.)

 

Said his favorite match was winning the title vs Austin.

 

Then he took a sex quiz (as all guests do on this show):

 

He's had sex with roughly 20 women.

 

He has had sex in the no no spot.

 

He's never had group sex.

 

He's made love in his parents house many times.

 

He's made love in the backseat of a car.

 

He's never had sex with a menstrating woman. (Kurt didn't know what menstrating meant, he may have been kidding but he didn't answer until the hosts explained)

 

He's had interacial sex. (Again he didn't no what that was, hosts explained)

 

There were other ??? but they have slipped my mind.

[Guest Choken One]

20 times...Nice round number for Angle there...

 

And remember when he was *VIRGIN*?

[Guest Dangerous A]

This interview sounded like it was more about Angle's sex life, not the current product.

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Well, i just touched on issues that aren't "common knowledge"... He talked about his heel role, and how the fans have been cheering him, and other things of that nature...Nothing earth shattering...

[Guest Sakura]

Kurt must be a dumbass if he doesn't know what menstrating and interracial mean.

[Guest Choken One]

I'm thinking Angle was playing...I hope he was...

 

 

Menstration i can understand if he wasn't married...

 

Inter-racial is confusing tho...

[Guest Sakura]

How could you not know what it is? That is like basic sex ed. I would think even a teenage guy would know.

[Guest Choken One]

Maybe they didn't have SEX ED in 1980's in Pittsburgh...ya ever think of that?

[Guest Sakura]

But what about talks from parents about that stuff?

[Guest Cerebus]

Is Angle married?

[Guest Choken One]

But what about talks from parents about that stuff?

Who the hell talks to their parents about Menstration?

 

and yes Angle is married with a Daughter to a HOT HOT HOT stripper wife...

[Guest Sakura]

yes

[Guest AndrewTS]

So either:

 

A) The kayfabe rule is still in effect.

 

or B) Kurt really is kinda stupid.

[Guest Sakura]

Who the hell talks to their parents about Menstration?

I did.

 

Your parents never had to talk with you about that stuff?

[Guest Choken One]

I just learned it in High School Health Class...

[Guest HartFan86]

Kurt's favorite match was vs. Austin at Unforgiven 2001? The hell?

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Kurt's favorite match was vs. Austin at Unforgiven 2001? The hell?

I think for the fact he won the title in his hometown around his family and friends.

[Guest Star Ocean 3]

Isn't it...menstruation?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Who the hell talks to their parents about Menstration?

I did.

 

Your parents never had to talk with you about that stuff?

Mine sure as hell didn't. But in high school the guys went to see some stupid anti-smoking or industrial arts educational video while you girls saw the *other* one.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Kurt's a great guy, but he's always come across as kind of a dim bulb when it comes to somewhat basic stuff.

[Guest Sakura]

Mine sure as hell didn't. But in high school the guys went to see some stupid anti-smoking or industrial arts educational video while you girls saw the *other* one.

I cannot be the only one here who got talks on that stuff.

 

I remember videos at school too.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Mine sure as hell didn't.  But in high school the guys went to see some stupid anti-smoking or industrial arts educational video while you girls saw the *other* one.

I cannot be the only one here who got talks on that stuff.

 

I remember videos at school too.

You're not. My school had those videos and shit.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Mine sure as hell didn't.  But in high school the guys went to see some stupid anti-smoking or industrial arts educational video while you girls saw the *other* one.

I cannot be the only one here who got talks on that stuff.

 

I remember videos at school too.

We had the full sex ed class, and if the statistics weren't enough to get us to not have unprotected sex, the fucking VIDEO that we had to watch of someone giving birth did it for me.

 

I threw up on the teacher's desk though, so it wasn't a complete loss.

[Guest Dangerous A]

Maybe the all the bumps and concussions have taken their toll on good ol Kurt.

[Rendclaw 0]

At least you guys had those kind of classes, I had to find out everything on my own, aside from those wacky flims from the 50s about teen and premarital sex...

 

You wanna talk Comedy Gold? THAT was comedy gold.

 

Just think about the "Your testicles and You" Slit from the movie Johnny Dangerously, only 100% serious.

[Guest wildpegasus]

My parents never told me anything about females. Anyway, I think Kurt was joking here as didn't they use a Kurt "not knowing about menstruation" on Smackdown sometime this year?

[Guest Choken One]

Yep when Stephanie was refering to "AUNT FLO" coming for a visit and angle awesomingly going

 

"Aunt Flo? I love Aunt flo..Give her my love"