Do you have your own wrestling character?

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

Alright, early Feb. 2002 I went to target for something to do. I ended up getting a kid size, attitude style wwf heavyweight title belt. On my way to the checkout counter a spotted a red valentines day shirt that said Mr. Wonderful on it. Not knowing about the original Mr. Wonderful from years past, I bought the shirt, cut off the sleeves and thus created Mr. Wonderful. Mr. Wonderful made many appereances throughout that year at whatever venue or hotel possible.

 

Then as a holloween gag later that year, I would expand my costume and use it for the formentioned holiday. I went to a local "Ragstock" store and found a red cape, and a red Mil Mascaras mask. Then using my arts and craft skills, I customized the mask making many modifications such as changing the "M" to a "W", adding great-suzuki-like hair on the back and changing the shape of the eye design. I then found a pair of red sofball pants, and red shoes and added them to my costume.

 

Recently I have added white knee pads and red shin pads. Mr. Wonderful now has his own finishing submission, it's like the tazzmission but with a hammerlock on the opponents left arm instead of a half nelson (as a tribute to the cross face chickenwing) and a thumb choke to the left side of the neck with the right arm.

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

I guess not

[Guest Choken One]

Fred the Molester.

[Guest Stunt Granny]

PUBES

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Orion. He's also my character in OAOAST. Back in high school, we once had 2 guys dress up as the 'Bulkamaniacs' with red bandanas and yellow 'BULK' t-shirts and pose.

[Guest The ChriZa]

For some reason, the "....I do" tagline to this topic made me laugh harder than anything I've seen all day.

 

Yes, of course I have a character. What, you think I use the ones SYM comes with? Please.

 

His name is Tom Seller. Yeah, for those of you who recognize it, I DID steal the name from JCW Volume 1. But anyway, he is the true God of wrestling. And all of his poses are moves like the Flair Flop and the "On his knees begging for mercy" so that he can oversell everything his opponent does. God, I love him.

[Guest Prototype450]

I have no character but I have a nickname. People call me the Tank because I've been know to squash kids in 13 seconds in the first period.........oh you were talking about pro and backyard wrestling...whoops.

[Guest Nathan_Avara]

In a backyard fed I wrestle in, I'm known as Max Peter David. A multiple peronality character who can adapt to any opponent in the ring. I can go to the air, stay on the mat, hit you with a chair, brawl with you, or muscle you over. My finishing move is called the Metamorphasis, which is a Saskatchewan Stretch (combo STF/Rings of Saturn).

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I'm Chester the Mime. I can only communicate through gestures.

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

I'll steal this idea from a saturday morning cartoon commercial that I saw today.

 

Generic Man.

 

He'll have long hair and wear tights. His entrance music will start with this awesome hook and then have a kick ass guitar riff. He'll throw weak looking punches and his moveset will mostly consist of variations of the scoop slam. After his leg drop, he'll hook the leg and get the three count.

 

Holy shit I just described Hogan.