Throw shit at the wall and see what sticks.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

That's basically the general idea behind WWE these days. So I'd liek to dedicate some space to doing just so with gimmicks for many of the bland vapid people on WWE programming, as well as other general idea.

 

Billy Gunn: Greatest American Hero. he gets a magic singlet that makes him a good wrestler but he doesn't know how to activate the singlet's powers.

 

Rosey: see that thread.

 

Shark Boy, if they decide to steal him back from TNA: see signature. He reprises the Land Shark sketch behind the scenes to beat up people in their locker rooms before the match.

 

Tajiri: When they cut to a WALKING! clip right before a break, Tajiri can jump out of nowhere and kick the walking wrestler in the back of the head. They never see it coming. This "Silent Assassin" character can also include having a sudden THUMP in the middle of Michael Cole's commentary, and a cameraman pans over to the table to see that Tajiri has come from the crowd and kicked Michael Cole in the back of the head. Even the cameraman can be a victim. Every week Tajiri can sneak up on somebody and kick them in the head. It's like Positively Kanyon, but better.

 

I'm out of shit to throw at the moment.

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

Make Kanyon a Mattitude follower. He should start out like Crash and Moore, with the crashing opening video and Matt calling him a Moore-on. But he learns fast and studies the book of Mattitude like crazy. Oh, and he wins matches~! Matt starts complimenting him for his improvements and gives him the complete Entrance with KANYON FACTS~! and everything. Moore and Crash become jealous. Kanyon slowly starts going crazy, treating Mattitude like a religion. He starts talking about Mattitude ruling the world or something like that. Matt begins to question him, and after an especially heinous act by Kanyon (don't know what) kicks him out, starting a face turn. Kanyon goes crazy and sidelines both Crash and Moore with devastating attacks. Then you do face Matt (maybe as US champion) vs. heel Kanyon.

 

 

Wow, that's a lot of shit.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Yeah, it would be cool to have the camera in a first-person view with the theme from Jaws playing and sneaking up on jobbers and the like and them shrieking in terror. Which leads to the Hurricane investigating the matter - and we get the Shark Boy/Hurricane feud that we've all be waiting for.

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

Tajiri: When they cut to a WALKING! clip right before a break, Tajiri can jump out of nowhere and kick the walking wrestler in the back of the head.

lmao

Tajiri kicking unsuspecting ppl in the back of the head > The past yrs RAWs

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Yeah, it would be cool to have the camera in a first-person view with the theme from Jaws playing and sneaking up on jobbers and the like and them shrieking in terror. Which leads to the Hurricane investigating the matter - and we get the Shark Boy/Hurricane feud that we've all be waiting for.

DUDE~! THAT WOULD SO ROCK~!

 

 

*sarcasm at its best*

 

Although, I really do want Shark Boy and Hurricane to duel it out.

[Guest ftwdevils2469]

Have him sneak up on Nash and kick him in the leg. Nash will be out for like two years.

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

It's amazing that they still haven't brought a comic-style villain in to feud with the Hurricane.

 

 

Scott Steiner as The Incredible Hulk would be funny.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I still am pushing for "Funaki: Scientist from the Future"

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I bet painting Hogan green would cause a few lawsuits..

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

I bet painting Hogan green would cause a few lawsuits..

They could call him Mr. Slurm.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Tajiri: When they cut to a WALKING! clip right before a break, Tajiri can jump out of nowhere and kick the walking wrestler in the back of the head.

lmao

Tajiri kicking unsuspecting ppl in the back of the head > The past yrs RAWs

It doesn't have to stop with wrestlers and Cole. He could kick some backstage arena staff guy in the head, but the guy would have to fall into a pile of well-placed clangy pipes.

 

 

Maybe a good gimmick would be a smark. Just a wrestler who acts like a pretentious business-exposing asshole at all times. Call him (insert worker's name here), "The Thinking Man's Wrestler."

 

He can be in some odd location backstage discussing things with another guy, and when other guy asks him a question, he responds with "Yeah well here's a question. Why is there a cameraman in this top-secret broom closet?" or he can foil somebody else's top-secret conversation with "What do you mean how did I know you were plotting against me? You plotted against me on live television, you dumbass."

 

Or he can throw someone into the clangy pipes, and then after the attack, say to the guy "I have no idea why these pipes are lying on the ground here. They don't serve any visible purpose other than to make a loud noise when somebody is thrown into them. Whatever."

[Guest Sturgis]

I bet painting Hogan green would cause a few lawsuits..

Yeah instead of The Orange Goblin he'll be The Green Goblin, oh you ment the Hulk reference my bad.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I have already copyrighted the "Business Exposer" gimmick. It's mainly for Indy shows though - have a wrestler call spots out REALLY LOUD like

 

Bizzness X-poser: Ok, now you throw me against the ropes and I will do a clothesline, ok, it will be great!

 

Dumbfounded opponent: What the hell are you doing?

 

It all leads up to the opponent shooting on the BX and BX acting all surprised and shit.

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

*BX is running the ropes*

 

BX: "DUCK!"

 

*opponent ducks, BX misses his spinning heel kick by a mile*

 

LOL, that's great. And then they could do the same spot again, but this time BX stops and does his finisher on the surprised opponent. That would be awesome.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I have already copyrighted the "Business Exposer" gimmick. It's mainly for Indy shows though - have a wrestler call spots out REALLY LOUD like

 

Bizzness X-poser: Ok, now you throw me against the ropes and I will do a clothesline, ok, it will be great!

I don't think you really copyrighted it. Besides, my business exposer just pokes fun at continuity flaws and the idiosyncrasies of WWE programming. I think Triple H may've infringed on your copyright.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Dammit, you called me... I lied, I don't have it copyrighted. I was just trying to be a cool guy.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Have him sneak up on Nash and kick him in the leg. Nash will be out for like two years.

 

LMAO