Mail this guy a dollar..

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

HELP! Im broke on my lazy ass and I have $20,000 worth of debt...would you help me out?

 

WHERE DID YOU GO WRONG?

I was doing perfectly fine, until I got my first professional full time job (I work as a consultant for a small local company here in Denver). Working 8-5, I got my own apartment, and was enjoying being independent. However, I also started being bombarded with credit card offers - offers I couldn't refuse. In addition, I started dating a girl who was definitely the wrong girl for me. She was young, hot, and stylish (which I have no problem with), but she was also terribly superficial. I spent money trying to impress her, trying to impress myself, and basically trying to be a young city hipster. Basically - I realized that I was being an idiot, that she wasn't right for me, and the relationship ended. Seriously, how many young, hot, stylish girls wanna hang out with a dude that wears baggy pants, backwards hats, and likes to draw in his spare time (or kick it around his apartment watching retarded movies and drinking tea)!?! I'm just silly old me, and I don't need alternative pants or late nights of boozin' at swanky bars to be comfortable with myself, and who I am. I learned that I am who I am, and I shouldn't try being something I'm not. But that lesson came with a price. $23,000 to be exact.

 

 

The amusing part is his "Daily Smack". Jim Rome he is not.

 

And his site sucks..you actually have to scroll all of his pages line by line to read them..slowly..

 

At least he's got a gimmick..(mail me a dollar)..

[Guest Eagan469]

why the FUCK didn't I think of that?