Rob E Dangerously Posted June 23, 2003 Report Posted June 23, 2003 http://iafrica.com/news/worldnews/246484.htm Adolfo Hitler drowns in Amazon river Posted Thu, 19 Jun 2003 Local villagers in Peru's Amazon region were shocked to learn that among four dead in an accident in the Huallaga river was a boy named Adolfo Hitler, a Lima newspaper reported on Wednesday. Their shock bordered on disbelief when the child's father, Manuel Garcia, revealed that the four-year-old victim was named after his older brother who drowned in the same river 11 years ago. In the latest incident the four drowned after their car overturned. Garcia told AFP that he had named both his sons Adolfo Hitler in honor of a historical figure, without going into further details. The villagers believe the name of the Fuehrer, whose dizzy rise to power resulted in World War II and the murder of six million Jews in the Holocaust, carries a deadly curse. Yeah, that's plausible. Not too many people named Hitler have been successful since 1945. Although, the father didn't just name his son Adolfo once, he did it twice.
Guest JMA Posted June 23, 2003 Report Posted June 23, 2003 What kind of idiot would name his progeny after Adolf Hitler?
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted June 23, 2003 Report Posted June 23, 2003 Wow, two sons both named Adolfo Hitler drown in the same river... Think this guy will go for number three?
Guest Vyce Posted June 23, 2003 Report Posted June 23, 2003 Peru? I thought Adolf & the other Krauts escaped to Brazil!
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Posted June 23, 2003 Report Posted June 23, 2003 I wonder if his other kid Stalin is doing OK...
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted June 23, 2003 Report Posted June 23, 2003 Peru? I thought Adolf & the other Krauts escaped to Brazil! I think it was Argentina because unlike Brazil they didn't have an extradition treaty with the US at the time.
Guest Choken One Posted June 23, 2003 Report Posted June 23, 2003 I would've changed my last name as soon as I could if it were hitler Although I would be an INSTANT HEEL.
Guest Vyce Posted June 23, 2003 Report Posted June 23, 2003 Peru? I thought Adolf & the other Krauts escaped to Brazil! I think it was Argentina because unlike Brazil they didn't have an extradition treaty with the US at the time. Actually, I was making a reference to a Simpson's episode. Anyone know which one? Hmmm? Hmm? Gold star to the one who does!
Guest MD2020 Posted June 23, 2003 Report Posted June 23, 2003 Australia Episode. "In Rand McNally, they were shoes on their hands and hamburgers eat people." (Not sure about the first part, but I'm positive on the burger part). Give me my gold star.
Guest Vern Gagne Posted June 23, 2003 Report Posted June 23, 2003 Wow, two sons both named Adolfo Hitler drown in the same river... Think this guy will go for number three? He could be like George Foreman.
Guest Bannable Offense Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 I'm still trying to figure out why a man named Manuel Garcia would name both of his sons Adolfo Hitler. Whatever happened to carrying on the family name?
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 25, 2003 Report Posted June 25, 2003 Australia Episode. "In Rand McNally, they were shoes on their hands and hamburgers eat people." (Not sure about the first part, but I'm positive on the burger part). Give me my gold star. I thought they wore hats on their feet.
Guest Vern Gagne Posted June 25, 2003 Report Posted June 25, 2003 I'm still trying to figure out why a man named Manuel Garcia would name both of his sons Adolfo Hitler. Whatever happened to carrying on the family name? Maybe Hitler was the kids middle name.
Guest DARRYLXWF Posted June 25, 2003 Report Posted June 25, 2003 Damn, I'd hate to think what would happen to my kid if I named him Metallica, or Carrot Top.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 I'm naming my kid, if I have any, God. I think it'd be an interesting name for a kid.
Guest Bosstones Fan Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 I'm naming my kid, if I have any, God. I think it'd be an interesting name for a kid. There was a guy that played college basketball for (I believe) Providence a few years ago named God Shammgod. Once he was eligible for the NBA draft, many jokes abounded such as "Clippers Draft God #1." It was quite funny.
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 Even if they drafted God, they still couldn't make the playoffs. </rimshot>
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