Why did nobody think of this...?

[Guest RollingSambos]

Why didn't they just have Glen wear their D-grade makeup at a house show, and see how it looked when he came backstage after the match? This isn't rocket science.

 

More than likely, Gerwitz and the usual gang of idiots came up with this at the very last minute...ala the old WCW.

 

Man, how the mighty have fallen.