50 reasons why Gerwitz > Heyman

[Guest The Czech Republic]

1. Heyman doesn't read comic books. Gerwitz does.

2. Heyman bankrupted a promotion. Gerwitz is still in the process.

3. Heyman lives with his mom. Gerwitz does not.

4. Heyman is ambiguously gay. Gerwitz is clearly stupid.

5. Heyman's on-the-fly booking didn't put Nash on the DL. Gerwitz's did.

6. Heyman did not assist in a hand birthing. Gerwitz did.

7. Heyman only has one decided surname. Gerwitz might be Gewerltz or other such names.

8. Heyman got fired from head writer. Gerwitz didn't.

9. Heyman managed the loser of WM 19's main event. Gerwitz didn't.

10. Heyman had to manage A-Train. Gerwitz doesn't need to manage.

11. Heyman sounds like "Hey, man" like a pothead would say. Nobody can agree on Other Guy's last name and what it would sound like.

12. Heyman has a skullet. Brian has nice hair.

13. Heyman is a Yankees fan, and I hate them. Gerwitz likes a different team, which is better than the Yankees!

14. Heyman owes everyone money. Possibly you. Gerwitz doesn't.

15. Stephanie approves of Gerwitz. Not Paul E.

 

 

Okay I can't do this anymore

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Gerwitz' name starts with a G. Heyman's with an H. G comes first in the alphabet.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Don't YOU guys wish you came up with "100 Reasons Bossman > Goldberg?"

 

Who did that? Oh yeah... ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Please stop these threads, they are funny in extremely small doses...but this? acccck.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Nobody knows what Gerwitz looks like. Heyman would kill for that status.

[Guest wrestlingbs]

Please for the love of everything holy don't start with more of these "50 reasons why..." lists. Isn't there a separate folder for these things.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Please for the love of everything holy don't start with more of these "50 reasons why..." lists. Isn't there a separate folder for these things.

No, but there's a certain bin for it.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Nobody knows what Gerwitz looks like. Heyman would kill for that status.

Go watch the Smackdown from sometime in 2000, where Dean Malenko, Lita, Terri and someone are at a restaurant. This was during the whole Malenko-Lita angle. Their waiter is Brian Gerwitz.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Oh, yea, I'll just flick through my extensive video library ...

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I'm waiting for the "50 reasons why '50 reasons why Test > Benoit' > '50 reasons why Big Show > Kurt Angle'"

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Please stop these threads, they are funny in extremely small doses...but this? acccck.

I accept full blame. I saw Dangerous A say Gerwitz > Heyman would be funny so I thought "Golly wouldn't it be a laugh if there was a thread for his request? What a humorous response it shall be to post a link to it!"

 

I subtract points from me for this.

[Guest Dangerous A]

I have to admit I found it pretty funny to see that you took my sarcasm and made it into an actual post.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I have to admit I found it pretty funny to see that you took my sarcasm and made it into an actual post.

Yeah oddly enough that's not the first time I've done that. Well I guess due to your acceptance I can give myself those points back.

[Guest Dangerous A]

The original post gets funnier because you couldn't get to 50. (I don't think anyone could without using total bullshit)

[Guest The Czech Republic]

The original post gets funnier because you couldn't get to 50. (I don't think anyone could without using total bullshit)

Yeah, unlike the guy behind Test > Benoit and Big Show > Angle, I have some dignity and stop while I'm ahead.

 

Ironically, I'm still keeping track of my "rapier-sharp wit points," which is a dumb joke that should have never been continued by me but is anyway.

[Guest Anglesault]

13. Heyman is a Yankees fan, and I hate them. Gerwitz likes a different team, which is better than the Yankees!

Yankees' 26 world championships>The championships of any other team in any of the four big North American sports

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

"Gewirtz"

[Guest treble charged]

Heyman is over-rated. Gewirtz sure as hell isn't.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Gewirtz? I've seen that but I've seen Gerwitz too. Crazy

[Adam 0]

Gerwitz came up with Necrophillia, Heyman couldn't come up with an idea as stupid as that.