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[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Apparently its true.

 

You all can brag a spoon and take a hearty gulp of ass.

 

The shit that comes out of my ass is more substantial than the content on this board.

[Guest MrRant]

High fiber diet huh?

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

High fiber diet huh?

I've been hittin' the Cheerios hard.

[Guest HungryJack]

do you EVER quit whining?

 

I'm starting to think Banky has had a sex change and is being pumped full of estrogen.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Ah, more board bashing by Banky.

 

If you have something that's entertaining enough to bring this board up to your standards, feel free to say it. Otherwise, go away.

[Guest Dangerous A]

While your statement is somewhat valid, Max, Banky is doing it in NHB. He gets a "bitch about the board free" card here.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

That waskilly wabbit. Always finding a way to skirt the rules.

[Guest MaxPower27]

While your statement is somewhat valid, Max, Banky is doing it in NHB. He gets a "bitch about the board free" card here.

I know, but I'm getting my "bitch about the bitch bitching about the board free" card here too.

[Guest Dangerous A]

While your statement is somewhat valid, Max, Banky is doing it in NHB. He gets a "bitch about the board free" card here.

I know, but I'm getting my "bitch about the bitch bitching about the board free" card here too.

LOL

[Guest JMA]

[dumbass redneck]If you don't like it, you can geet* out.[/dumbass redneck]

 

*spelled wrong to indicate idiocy

[Guest godthedog]

somebody's mighty bored tonight.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

JMA Posted on Jun 25 2003, 09:42 PM

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[dumbass redneck]If you don't like it, you can geet* out.[/dumbass redneck]

 

*spelled wrong to indicate idiocy

 

Are you a little tired from getting all your posts last nite dissected by Marney? I think it's pretty clear you were shooting for a indication of idiocy with that sentence lol.

[Guest JMA]

Are you a little tired from getting all your posts last nite dissected by Marney? I think it's pretty clear you were shooting for a indication of idiocy with that sentence lol.

I don't feel my posts were dissected, so why would I be tired? I was just looking for a chance to use that sentence. Nevertheless, I shall return the "lol" to you. As you were.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

JMA Posted on Jun 25 2003, 09:49 PM

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QUOTE (Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye @ Jun 25 2003, 11:46 PM)

Are you a little tired from getting all your posts last nite dissected by Marney? I think it's pretty clear you were shooting for a indication of idiocy with that sentence lol. 

 

I don't feel my posts were dissected, so why would I be tired? I was just looking for a chance to use that sentence. Nevertheless, I shall return the "lol" to you. As you were. 

 

 

I didn't mean dissected the same way you think I did I think. I'm glad you got to use your clever line.

[Guest JMA]

I didn't mean dissected the same way you think I did I think. I'm glad you got to use your clever line.

Sorry about that. My bad. Please accept my apology.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

JMA Posted on Jun 25 2003, 09:55 PM

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QUOTE (Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye @ Jun 25 2003, 11:53 PM)

I didn't mean dissected the same way you think I did I think. I'm glad you got to use your clever line. 

 

Sorry about that. My bad. Please accept my apology. 

 

*Smashes JMA on the head with my pentagram* NO!

[Guest Nevermortal]

We want the old Banky back.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Nevermortal Posted on Jun 25 2003, 10:04 PM

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We want the old Banky back. 

 

Banky doesn't like death metal. I think we can live without him.

[Guest JMA]

*Smashes JMA on the head with my pentagram* NO!

Thank you, sir. May I have another?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Banky doesn't like death metal...

Banky doesn't like anything, and that includes sex. Every time he manages to slide his shriveled uncock betwixt some scab encrusted, malodorous labia, he cries out:

 

"This sex has officially gone to hell! Why can't we have good sex anymore?" Then he hands her a 20 and goes home. Just think how bad Eagan's mom's self esteem has to be to subject herself to Bankydick.

 

He says the same thing at family gatherings, at work, during dinner, during a cigarette, while watching wrestling, while sleeping, while driving, while dreaming, while masturbating, while cooking dinner, while listening to music, and while taking a shit.

 

"Why isn't *insert activity* good anymore?"

 

It's his mantra, and it's like a panacea to his chi. Like any other Hare Krishna, he dances and shouts his words at the airport, the bus stop, and at street carnivals or fairs.

 

Give him a quarter, and leave him be.

[Guest crandamaniac]

^That was funny. Other then that I got nothing

[Guest Cancer Marney]

He says the same thing at family gatherings, at work, during dinner, during a cigarette, while watching wrestling, while sleeping, while driving, while dreaming, while masturbating, while cooking dinner, while listening to music, and while taking a shit.

I have to take issue with this. You're implying that he's taking shits regularly, but almost all recent evidence strongly indicates that Banky has been completely constipated for years.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I wouldn't say that. I certainly can't track the guy's bowel movements, so I'd assume they're on par with any other average person. Besides, perhaps it's the monotony of constant shitting that whittles his tolerance down to the fragile splinter that we all know and love, causing these outbursts.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I disagree. I believe a tree trunk lodged in his ass would prevent regular bowel movements, and this thread proves beyond all reasonable doubt that a tree trunk is indeed firmly lodged in his ass.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The shit that comes out of my ass is more substantial than the content on this board.

Contradiction.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Metaphor. Shit is always substantial. Water is less substantial than shit, which is why the latter sinks in the former. Does that mean water is somehow worse than shit? No, it's clear that wasn't an actual reference to Banky's bowel movements, but rather a figure of speech, meant only to denigrate post quality by comparing it to something odoriferous. I stick to my original hypothesis, much as the putative tree trunk sticks to Banky's intestines.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

You realize that if a tree trunk IS indeed implanted firmly in his ass, then his entire digestive system may have reversed itself in order to get rid of the entrapped waste. This could easily explain all the shit he manages to spew up.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Yup, I still have it.

 

You bitches are like puddy in my hands.

 

I needed that.

[Guest godthedog]

do you have ANYTHING left in your repertoire other than the "this board sucks" card and the "ha ha, i had you all along" card?

 

and why exactly would someone start a thread about how shitty this board is, and right afterward start a thread that makes the board a shittier place? are you that stupid, or are you just that bored? either way, go read something.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

No, I made a conscious effort to get this reaction out of all of you. Whether you want to believe that or not is irrelevent, you're all just so predictable.