Guest G. HOOD Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 Hi my name is Shahzad Kashif (I leave out my last name) and I registered here 2 days ago after lurking for almost one month. after reading round and seein how dis board operates i decided to become a member cuz me and you guys really have lots in common. my english isnt perfect but its well good enough to land me a decent paying job at TRM (technical research & managing, inc) in my home state. i do mostly boring stuff and work with stuffy white shirts and people all day so I like to come home and unwind with some hardcore gangsta rap like Snoop Ja Rule or 50. my problem is that so far no one thinks i'm 4 real. i know lots come here and play round but i'm not. this is who i am and I want to get along with everyone and not be disliked or flamed. I realize i am different but i think that's better than everyone being the same. i'm educated but i type fast as a I think and all the time not everything comes out like i want. also i use alot of slang cuz i hang with lots the bruthas around my way and listen to the music. Basically I'm just a brutha trapped in a Pakistani body. so cut me some slack and i hope we can all get along cuz i like it here. so far dames is the only person to give me any props. so stop hating and accept a playa for what he is and sayin i'm a gimmick. I'm prolly the realest thing here cuz i ain't fraid to be who i really am online. Word.
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 Basically I'm just a brutha trapped in a Pakistani body I love you.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 You seem to like incest, so you're alright with me.
Guest FatKane Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 Are you going to fall for this shit? Just because he says he's not a gimmick you're going to accept it? LOOK AT THAT FUCKING PICTURE. HARDCORE GANGSTA RAP? BULLSHIT. I CAN SMELL A GIMMICK POSTER FROM A KILOMETRE AWAY. WHO THE FUCK WOULD BEGIN AN INTRO POST WITH, "Hi my name is Shahzad Kashif (AS IF THAT'S HIS REAL NAME ANYWAY.)" I'M SORRY FOR THE CAPS BUT I JUST GET SO ORNARY WHEN I SEE FAKE PEOPLE ONLINE PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING THEY AIN'T.
Guest Kingpk Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 If it's a gimmick poster, he's a damned original and creative one. So it can't be. EDIT: Maybe said poster meant he's "ordinary", Marney.
Guest Crucifixio Jones Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 So you're saying a guy that looks like that can't like rap? That's awfully close-minded. I don't care for the guy but for you to spaz out because the avatar doesn't match the description just shows that you don't get out of the house much. All colors and creed like rap. Just look at Billboard or Soundscan. That ain't all HOMEBOYS buying all those CDs, kid.
Guest FatKane Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 HE'S IN A FUCKING BUSINESS SUIT. GOD DAMN IT YOU THINK I'M A RACIST BUT THE REAL RACIST IS THIS GIMMICK POSTER WHO JUST WANTS TO POKE FUN AT PAKISTANIS. HE GOES ON GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH AND TYPES "PAKISTANI" AND WHATEVER PICTURE COMES UP HE JUST USES IT AS HIS AVATAR. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FALLING FOR THIS. HE'S LAUGHING AT YOU ALL RIGHT NOW. BTW, I MEANT 'ORNERY' NOT ORDINARY. AND I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR OBVIOUS USE OF THE WORD 'SAID' JUST TO ANNOY ME.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 We know he's a gimmick poster. We've seen them before, we'll see them again. No need to blow a fuse. Word.
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 FatKane Posted on Jun 25 2003, 10:29 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HE'S IN A FUCKING BUSINESS SUIT. GOD DAMN IT YOU THINK I'M A RACIST BUT THE REAL RACIST IS THIS GIMMICK POSTER WHO JUST WANTS TO POKE FUN AT PAKISTANIS. HE GOES ON GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH AND TYPES "PAKISTANI" AND WHATEVER PICTURE COMES UP HE JUST USES IT AS HIS AVATAR. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FALLING FOR THIS. HE'S LAUGHING AT YOU ALL RIGHT NOW. BTW, I MEANT 'ORNERY' NOT ORDINARY. AND I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR OBVIOUS USE OF THE WORD 'SAID' JUST TO ANNOY ME. Yeah, we are all getting worked.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 EDIT: Maybe said poster meant he's "ordinary", Marney. Hmm, possibly. But do you think said poster can wrap his brain around said word? It is, after all, four syllables long.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 I wasn't sure if I liked this guy or not, but after reading this thread I am very much in the like. EDIT: points to Marney for said word.
Guest FatKane Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 We know he's a gimmick poster. We've seen them before, we'll see them again. No need to blow a fuse. Word. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ORNERY BEHAVIOUR BUT WHEN I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING, I CAN GET VERY ANGRY VERY FAST.
Guest HungryJack Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 And apparently no one gives a flying fuck. Shut your piehole, Junior.
Guest FatKane Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 We know he's a gimmick poster. We've seen them before, we'll see them again. No need to blow a fuse. Word. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ORNERY BEHAVIOUR BUT WHEN I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING, I CAN GET VERY ANGRY VERY FAST.
Guest A.W. Stiffward III Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 So for example, lad, you get angry when it comes to say, pie?
Guest Cancer Marney Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 Eh. Someone give him a librium so he hits the caps lock again before his next post.
Guest Crucifixio Jones Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 I don't know but this ALL CAPS OMG I'M SO ANGRY thing is more annoying than G. HOOD has EVER been. I'M A RAGING LUNATIC AND I'M GONNA KILL ME SOMEONE BECAUSE I'M UPSET AT A GUY ON A MESSAGEBOARD BECAUSE HE'S MAKING FUN OF PAKISTANIS AND LISTENS TO RAP IN A BUSINESS SUIT ARGHHHHHHH~! Settle. Geez.
Guest Muzz Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 I remember a FatKane from the IGN boards... caused a lot of trouble if I remember correctly.
Guest FatKane Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 I'm not FatKane from IGN, I was Wu-Ting on IGN. I needed a notorious message board name when I decided to join this board so I thought of the first name that came to mind and that was FatKane's. I find the use of the caps lock comical because with a slight alteration in a letter's size, a completely different emotion can be interpreted. LIKE IF I'M TYPING THIS WAY RIGHT NOW, YOU'D ALL PROBABLY THINK I'M PISSED BUT REALLY I'M NOT, I'M COMPLETELY MELLOW RIGHT NOW, YOU JUST THINK I'M PISSED BECAUSE THE LETTERS ARE LARGER. See? Isn't it interesting? You should all try it sometime.
Guest A.W. Stiffward III Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 Perhaps I'm reading into this message incorrectly, but it seems rather odd that you would select a user name that is well-known in a negative light. It would imply, lad, that you are in need of a spot of attention. As for the use of the capitals, I find it conveys an image of an 11-year-old, rather than a pupil who is angry.
Guest HungryJack Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 I concur. I find your behaviour to be most distressing. *snicker*
Guest FatKane Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 It would imply, lad, that you are in need of a spot of attention. Yeah, so?
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 Look, the all-caps message indicates that you're yelling. That's how it is. We can't hear you, so we don't know how mellow you are (or aren't).
Guest Nevermortal Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 I am now understanding G Hood. His gimmick is Samir, crossbred with Michael Bolton, from Office Space.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 We know he's a gimmick poster. We've seen them before, we'll see them again. No need to blow a fuse. Word. It's getting old. I haven't seen a truly funny gimmick poster in a long time. This is just stupid and borderline racist.
Guest A.W. Stiffward III Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 Although I'm siding with you on that train of thought, chap, there isn't a truly solid method to find out his true ethnicity. However, I must say that The Smart Marks does seem to be a melting pot of sorts, so perhaps this G Hood fellow felt that this was a nice enviroment for him to satisfy his posting needs. Just a thought.
Guest welshjerichomark Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 Am i the only person who thinks its not a gimmick? ::silence::
Guest bravesfan Posted June 26, 2003 Report Posted June 26, 2003 I am now understanding G Hood. His gimmick is Samir, crossbred with Michael Bolton, from Office Space. Well, then....GREATEST. GIMMICK. EVER.
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