The Feedback Box 6/26 hD~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

OK, I think I fucked up on the date for the show...

 

Other than that, good effort. A little minimal on the matches, but what we had was long, and everything served as build to the PPV. Good job guys.

[Guest The Superstar]

Right about now I'm wondering why I agreed to be the Blacker Scorpion.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I apologize for not getting in a promo... I make up for this with board promo sometime Saturday

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Put it on Aggression this Saturday.

[Guest Kingpk]

Great hype show. There really needn't be many matches since it was all hype for the PPV.

 

Oh, and Van Siclen is becoming as lazy as Caboose

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Zack you posted Alix's promo twice in a row

[Patty O'Green 0]

That's because Alix is extra special!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

superstar helping me win a match was kinda weird...

 

i mean, dont we like, hate each other =)

[Guest Lightning Flik]

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Geezus. Sorry I haven't been around and postwhoring in everything else besides the One and Only Threads, but first my internet connection was shifty since last Saturday (and I'm still not certain on it being normal), and then my computer is kinda destroyed as it takes years for something to load and taking years to work. So please pardon my absence as you ALL know you wanted me.

 

*hears the chants for Choko*

 

Ok... Now here's something I don't get, why do you like her more than me? Aren't I loveable too? Don't you enjoy my company? Why do you love her? Just because she's cute and adorable?

 

Well, sorry to disappoint, but she won't be here to do a review for you tonight~! HAHAHAHAHA~! She had to go to bed an hour ago. So you get stuck with me~! What? Don't like it? TOO F'N BAD~! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! That little brat is sleeping soundly! SO YOU GET STUCK WITH ME~!

 

*Boos are heard*

 

That's right. YOU GET STUCK WITH ME~! NOT THAT STUPID LITTLE SNIVELING COOKIE EATING, MILK GUZZLING, AND COOTIE INFESTED BIAYTCH~!

 

*From out of nowhere Dor gets clothslined from behind by very angry Choko, who apparently is now awake*

 

ACK! Ouchie! W-w-who...? AH~! Choko, now I can explain. I didn't mean to make it sound like I hated you or something. But um, I just so wished to do this feedback and um..

 

*Terror filled from the look of evil intent of Choko (although, she still looks quite cute while being evil*

 

HELP~! SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME~!

 

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DUE TO THE VIOLENT GRAPHIC NATURE OF THIS ATTACK,

THE CANADIAN BROADCAST COUNCIL HAS TAKEN IT UPON

TO REMOVE THIS PART OF THE BROADCAST OF THE FEEDBACK

AS IT WOULD TRAUMATICALLY SCAR THE PURE CUTENESS THAT

YOU VIEWERS HAVE OF CHOKO. THIS PROGRAM WILL RESUME

WHEN IT IS CERTAIN THAT CHOKO HAS DRAINED ALL THE BODILY

FLUIDS OUT OF DOR'S BODDY. HOPEFULLY, THIS WILL BE SOON.

 

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THIS FEEDBACK WILL NOW RESUME

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*Off in the bottom left corner of the screen you can see a bloody and battered body of Dor just laying motionless, except for a little twitch of his foot every now and then. The focus of the Feedback then moves more on the person in the center of the screen, and of course, it's the one and only Champion of Cuteness, Choko.*

 

HI~! Choko herey~! WEEEE~! Now, this thingy willy be doney by Choko again! Please enjoy as Choko be cutey. Heheh.

 

Thingy 1

Ooooo... Title matchy~! X title to booty~! Randy vs K Mony! WEEEE~! Starty is kinda bory, so Choko skippy that. Why? Choko have on tapey thatty why~! Really starty of matchy be fun-y and Choko be likey it. And Choko nos really likey both peepy, so Choko nos sure if Choko who Choko should Choko be rooty for. Hm.... Maybe Choko justy inny miney moey to findy out who Choko should cheer. ...or maybe nos. Ooooo! Leggy droppy on the barrycaddy! Outty side of the barrycaddy too. Choko likey. Choko nos likey both peepy still. WOWWY~! A TSP! Nos... Notty tabbyspoony, but Trippy Starry Pressy... Welly, Choko be able to do it too, just Choko likey to be nicey and givey proppy where proppy is dewy. Ok? Choko likey spotty matchy. *Pauses for a moment then giggles* ...Choko makey funny. Heheh. Oooo! Randy missed movey and K-Mony winny with finishy. Choko likey, still nos carey for peepy in matchy though. Choko findy posty matchy stuffy ... neaty, but meh. Choko nos really likey peepy.

Choko thinky matchy was good. ***/5

 

Thingy 2

Oooh. Gauntlet matchy. ...or nos... Choko hatey baity and switchy~! CHOKOS HATEY IT~! HATEY HATEY HATEY HATEY HATEY HATEY HATEY HATEY HATEY HATEY HATEY HATEY HATEY HATEY HATEY *Takes a long deep breath* HATEY IT~! Ooooos... Choko be furry maddy~! ...Yous know. Likey kitty be when kitty maddy. And yous nos likey Choko when Choko be furry maddy. Dory findy outty hardy way~! ...still Choko will watchy matchy as Choko be at pee-pee-viewy.

Choko thinky thingy was good. ***/5

 

Thingy 3

Hm... Maddy Matty looky be ok. And Reddy Xy? Choko thinky Reddy Xy be triggy.

Choko thinky thingy was decent. **/5 [slacker: "Too short = loss of star"]

 

Thingy 4

Oh. Oldy guy with... ZACKY HOTTY~! Choko likey Zacky Hotty so muchy~! ...nos muchy as Viccy though. Oh. Choko hopey Zacky Hotty picky Choko to be in party~! Oh Crysy. Crysy be friendy of Choko. Choko thinky. Choko be triggy by what Crysy say to Silly.

Choko thinky thingy was good. ***/5

 

Thingy 5

Ok.... Choko go creepy feely to scary feely. Weirdy all around.

Choko thinky thingy was decent. **/5 [slacker: "Built but a little more needed."]

 

Thingy 6

OK~! Now Choko just be furry maddy~! If Spidey nos finishy off Darky, then Choko finishy off Darky. Ooooo... Choko nos happy.

Choko thinky thingy was good. ***/5

 

Thingy 7

Mighty Saulty One beatty on Somey's ankey... Choko be thinky that hurty lots. Definitely hurty... Choko triggy and hopey matchy will be goody.

Choko thinky thingy was good. ***/5

 

Thingy 8

Choko thinky Crysy be beatty Meany. Or Choko will "Bringy The Painy" all over Meany's tushy. That be righty. Choko will be hurty Meany's tushy~! Slutty outty to talky trashy about Choko's Viccy??? Ooooo... Choko be happy that Choko nos there or Choko hurty Slutty all over. Or Choko letty Viccy have Viccy's way with Slutty. Choko thinky both worky.

Choko thinky thingy was good. ***/5

 

Thingy 9

WOWWY~! MATCHY FINALLY~! Capty of Stabby vs Gaunty Guy~! MATCHY BE MAYBE GREAT~! ...ok, Choko be hopey it be, but Choko notty getty hopey up too highy. WEE~! Jelly Belly Suplexy~! Choko lovey Jelly Belly. The Jelly Belly Choko lovey mosty be Viccy's. ...uh, Choko nos say that. Yous nevery mindy what Choko said. Backy to matchy~! When this be handi matchy? Choko so hatey when stuffy likey this. Choko nos happy that Capty nos winny. Why Gaunty Guy nos stay down. Or Viccy be saddy, and Choko saddy when Viccy saddy. WEEE~! Here comey Viccy with chair~! VICCY SMACKY GAUNTY GUY WITH CHAIR~! THAT BE RIGHTY~! SMACKY SMACKY SMACKY~!!! WHA??? NO SMACKY~! BAH~! Choko hatey Freaky for stoppy Viccy from smacky Gaunty Guy. Whew, matchy finishy in DQ and Capty of Stabby be ok. Now Viccy nos be saddy. Choko musty be givey proppy to Gaunty Guy. Gaunty Guy good.

Choko thinky thingy was great. ****/5

 

Thingy 10

Choko borrowy from wressy simmy gamey: "Caboosy and Hexy. Bloody matchy. Even Choko getty that."

Choko thinky thingy was good. ***/5

 

Thingy 11

WEEE~! Zacky Hotty & ???y vs Renny & Stimpy [slacker: "Ren = BPP and Stimpy = Robins]. Slobbyknocky matchy comey up~! ...ok, Choko thinky smarky peepy righty. JR be loony. Choko NEVERY EVER use "slobbyknocky" again. Wowwy~! CWMy backy~! Zacky Hotty be slicky one, be Zacky Hotty. Choko thought it be Choko, but Choko be wrongy. Hotty action at starty (Choko no mean punny). CWMy notty rusty it seemy. Choko thinky CWMy maybe be rusty. Nos it seemy. ACK! RENNY havey Zacky Hotty down with knee to gutty. Why Renny be so meany? Envy Zacky Hotty's hottyness? ...whew... Choko needy calmy down. Choko cally matchy~! OOOOO! TORNADY DDT~! ....wah! Blocky~! Exchangy and sunsetty flippery for a quicky. Ouchie. Zacky Hotty try rolly-up on Renny but Renny dodgy and Zacky Hotty landy on outty of ringy. Wah! Stimpy hurty Zacky Hotty with biggy clothsliney of apron! Exchangy again for bitty and BIGGY DROPPY TOE HOLDY ONTO CHAIR~! Weee~! Choko see peepy getty chaired. WAH~! Choko forgetty that it be Zacky Hotty getty chaired~! oooo... Choko likey matchy so muchy~! Choko just likey matchy now. KICKY OUTTY~! Doubly Angy of Deathy!! NOS~! Twicy the DDT~! Every peepy down~! Maybe Zacky Hotty makey Hotty Tag to CWMy? Choko hopey so! ACK! Stimpy stoppy ... ouchie ... neverymindy. Kicky to heady and Stimpy down likey Choko at beddytime... Nos comment on this nighty. This nighty be specialy as Choko be feedbacky. So it be diffy. Backy to action as Hotty Tag be made and CWMy is busty up the ringy... Nos, not the ringy, but Renny & Stimpy. TRENDY by Zacky Hotty~! That hurty by looky of Stimpy's facey. COVER BY CWMy! IT OVER! IT BE SO OVER! ...wah! Renny savey Stimpy! NOS! NOS! Zacky Hotty and CWMy winny! THEY WINNY! ...bah. Choko hatey Renny more. CWMy getty the Polly Cuttery, but dodgy Stimpy's lariat BUT STIMPY HURTY RENNY! Ooooo... Stimpy try helpy up Renny, but turny into Polly Cuttery by CWMy! Covery by CWMy but Renny breaky up! RENNY AND RENNY'S SOULY GETTY TO EVILLY TOWNY! YOUS GETTY THERE RIGHTY NOW! ...bah. Taggy made by CWMy to Zacky Hotty. ...huh? Taggy made yous silly reffy! TAGGY MADE! Reffy pushy Zacky back to ropy and NOS~! Renny hurty CWMy with BELTY SHOTTY! BLOODY FLY EVERYWHERE WITH THAT BELTY SHOTTY! Stimpy with cover! CWMy WITH KICKY OUTTY! CWMy WITH KICKY OUTTY (...ok, CWMy only bloody. Bloody notty everywhere. Choko be likey JR, only Choko be cutey and JR be ... loony)! Hey! RENNY BE CHEATY SO MUCHY! Renny draggy Stimpy all the way to ropy so taggy can easily made. AND FRESHY MENNY TAGGY IN! FLY FOREYARMY BY ZACKY HOTTY ON RENNY! HOOKY LEGGY!!!! KICKY OUTTY! Renny so needy getty to evilly towny righty now. POPPY DROPPY TIME! Huh? Supey outty nowhere with the dissy of CWMy by takey CWMy off the apron and HITTY THE POLLY CUTTERY! Supey getty away from policy menny! NOS! TAGGY BELTY SHOTTY BY RENNY AND STIMPY!!!! NOS IT BE ALL OVER!!! ... KICKY OUTTY! ZACKY HOTTY WITH KICKY OUTTY ACTION! WEEEE!!!! Zack knocky Renny silly and climby ropy! UP TOPPY! CROSSYBODY! WHA?? ROLLYUP!!! NOS! RENNY HAVEY TIGHTY! SILLY REFFY!!! NOS COUNTY!!! NOS! NOS THREE COUNTY!!! WAH!!!

Choko thinky matchy be excelly. *****/5

 

Choko thinky show be good. ***/5

 

...um, Choko thinky that maybe Choko hurty Dory too muchy... Heheh... Uh... Dory? Yous ok, righty? Righty?

 

*Dor is not moving at all and there IS quite a lot of blood*

 

Hm... Dory, yous nos fooly me. Yous be ok.

 

*Dor is STILL not moving*

 

...uh, Choko be scary now. Dory IS ok, righty?

 

*Choko goes to check on the comatose Dor and when her and the screen both see Dor with the biggest grin ever*

 

[Dor: Got ya, didn't I? I got ya! GOT YA!!! Damn, I'm pretty good at blade jobs, aren't I? HAHAHAHAH... uh, Choko... Why are you looking at me like that?]

 

*Choko's eyes have the look that all womankind get when you've severely pushed them over the deep end*

 

Choko no findy funny.

 

*Dor just shrugs without a care in the world*

 

Come on. It was a joke.

 

*Choko just makes it perfectly clear how pissed off she really is*

 

HOW CAN DORY JOKEY ABOUT DEATHY? CHOKO WAS SCARY THAT YOUS DIE FROM CHOKO~!

 

*Dor's face is a pastly white as he realizes that he might've just commited suicide by pissing of the Queen Of Cute and immediately he bolts from the scene*

 

CHOKO SAY GETTY BACKY HERE SO CHOKO CAN TAKEY AWAY MANNYHOODY FROM DORY!

 

*Choko sprints after Dor in a blistering pace of speed that probably spells doom for our "bleeding (or should it be said, blading) hero"*

 

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[Guest The Amazing Rando]

^once again..... best. review. ever.

[Guest The Superstar]

ZACK ATTACK~! >>>>> Choko

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Choko gave the tag match five stars!?!?

 

Zacky likey.

[Guest caboose]

Ultra hype show.

 

I apologise for the shittyness of the Caboose/Hex segments. They were typed up in five minutes on the fly.

 

I am THAT DAMN lazy.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

choko is the greatest reviewer ever

 

choko > all

[Guest Lightning Flik]

choko is the greatest reviewer ever

 

choko > all

I'm sure Choko will be pleased to hear that.

 

Choko > Good Night's Rest

 

Damn, that girl chased me all around town last night. Thankfully, she didn't catch me. ...boy, did I piss her off. Hopefully, she's still stuck somewhere in town and hopefully calmed down... At least I'm hoping so for the sake of my manliness. Cause damn, she took like a pair of scissors and was chasing me with them screaming "CHOKO RIPPY BALLYS OFF YOUS!" and well, hopefully she'll be calmer now.