Feasible Segments You'd Like To See

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I'll start things off...

 

On a Raw, Rico and Jericho are chatting in the back, going over style tips. Rico complements Jericho on his hair, then proceeds to ask him if he's ever considered growing sideburns. Jericho says he hasn't, and Rico suggests that he grow a chin curtain... when Hunter walks in. Hunter asks what the hell they're doing in Evolution's dressing room, and Rico points out that it's actually dressing room number three, whereas Evolution's dressing room is number eight. Hunter looks at Rico disdainfully, then asks what he and Jericho were doing, making some gay insinuations and doing that annoying laugh that he does where the nose gets all crinkled up and shit. Rico turns to Jericho and says that Hunter has an abnormally large nose, one that makes him look like Gonzo. Hunter fumes, and Jericho points out that Hunter is growing bald in places, which means he needs to start using better shampoo. He recommends Booker T, and Rico chuckles, asking Hunter about Hair Club for Men. This leads an incensed Hunter to challenge Rico to a title match for later in the show, and he then yells "Now get the hell out of my dressing room!", to which Jericho responds, "Haven't we already been over whose dressing room it is?" Hunter fumes, angrily walking out the door, and Rico remarks to Jericho, "He needs to get some Stridex for his back."

 

Thoughts? Segments of your own? I need some humor tonight.

[Guest undisputedjericho]

Funny, I thought you said feasible.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Haha...

 

Noble and Nidia are at Noble's trailer, getting ready to go out shopping for nicer clothes. Nidia's in her usual attire, and Noble is wearing a flannel vest and torn shorts. They get into Noble's car - a really beat up old-school Bug - and the scene cuts out.

 

The scene comes back, and they pull into a parking lot. They get out, and begin walking towards the haven of "high class dressin'", as Noble puts it - WAL*MART.

 

Inside, Noble buys these really cheap-looking sweaters and khaki's, and Nidia buys some modern women's attire. Noble then goes to buy a shotgun, and while they're there, Nidia says she can't find any Al Snow dolls.

[Guest Askewniverse]

Haha...

 

Noble and Nidia are at Noble's trailer, getting ready to go out shopping for nicer clothes. Nidia's in her usual attire, and Noble is wearing a flannel vest and torn shorts. They get into Noble's car - a really beat up old-school Bug - and the scene cuts out.

 

The scene comes back, and they pull into a parking lot. They get out, and begin walking towards the haven of "high class dressin'", as Noble puts it - WAL*MART.

 

Inside, Noble buys these really cheap-looking sweaters and khaki's, and Nidia buys some modern women's attire. Noble then goes to buy a shotgun, and while they're there, Nidia says she can't find any Al Snow dolls.

Looks like you just made the writing team's job a lot easier for next week's Smackdown.

[Guest Anglesault]

Nidia says she can't find any Al Snow dolls.

It's not a doll, it's an action figure!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I still cling to my idea of Yoshihiro "The Silent Assassin" Tajiri. I'm proud of that.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I as well cling to my "Funaki: Scientist from the FUTURE" idea.

 

I mean, with T3 coming out sometime soon, what a better way to capitalize on the apathy?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I don't think we're ready for a guy from the future in WWE. If Funaki informs us that Dusty Rhodes is the world champion, then I'm not looking forward to what is yet to come.

 

 

(Points for the obscure gimmick reference)

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Goldust could be G-1000.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I think they should get some guys to re-enact Sweet Cuppin' Cakes from Homestar Runner.

 

I nominate Chuck Palumbo to be Hey Steve.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

That's fantastic, have a trophy.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

That's fantastic, have a trophy.

How about Evolution stages this:

 

"Hey Hunter, I need to be kicked in the face."

"I can do it-uh. I will do it-uh nine times-uh."

POW BAM PUNK BANG PUM POW DING WHACK DOO

"This is the last--"

"Shut it up--shut it up you-uh."

"Here Triple H, have a trophy."

"Here Triple H, have another trophy."

"I was saving that for two seconds ago!"

 

I'd also like to see someone accuse another guy of being a Jive Soul Bro, and then he says "whatchoo talkin' bout man? I ain't no Jive Soul Bro! I ain't do nothin' but tell the truth, eh heh heh heh." Then when they go to commercial and show the next match, they replace the Raw theme with the Slick theme.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Dat was good Da Czech, I guess, but I don't think it was trophy good.

 

I'd like to see an angle with Rodney Mack coming to the ring with a blonde haired 8 year old white boy dressed all in white who just comes down to the ring and smiles with Mack walking behind him with a sick smile on his face as well. Nothing would happen, but it would be DAMN creepy.

[Guest AndrewTS]

In a shameless retread of the shameless Planet of the Apes tie-in Jericho did, have Goldberg dress up as Donkey Kong (the game character, not Brock).

 

I suggested this around St. Paddy's Day--show a frat party at a college campus with Nowinski busting in to try to curb the drinking and give a lecture, only to be tabled by the Dudz.

 

Bring the Rock back and do a skit with Foley. That's a sure-fire winner as long as they don't have the writing team decide exactly what they'll do.

 

A Hurricane-Molly reunion, even if just for one night and Molly doesn't dig out the Mighty costume.

 

Kane kicking Goldberg's ass backstage with a sneak attack. I'd mark even if Kane still had the Larry haircut.

 

Any act of violence against Torrie.

 

Ric does a segment with HHH without kissing his ass or acting like his extremely old boyfriend. Have we had one YET?

 

Steiner turning heel...why the fuck is he still a face?

 

Vince needs to have the crap beaten out of him with Zach's leg...come on, that's the least of a payoff we should get.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Dat was good Da Czech, I guess, but I don't think it was trophy good.

I like the idea of Slickster's music returning.

 

Here's the worst idea ever created. I conceived this in 5th grade. And what I conceived was an abortion. I'm not a woman.

 

There's a wrestler, named Marion. But he's not a wrestler at all! In fact, he's not even a human. He's an evil ambient spirit that takes over the bodies of unsuspecting wrestlers and manipulates their bodies for his own nefarious means. Then when he wants to switch bodies, he does so, and everyone's puzzled about the sudden heel turn and face turn, including the guy whose body was controlled. Eventually, Marion wins the championship under a wrestler's body "specifically engineered" for him to use. Marion remains a powerful wrestler until somebody tricks Marion into inhabiting the body of a squirrel. Then they throw the squirrel in a furnace and they both die.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I don't think we're ready for a guy from the future in WWE. If Funaki informs us that Dusty Rhodes is the world champion, then I'm not looking forward to what is yet to come.

 

 

(Points for the obscure gimmick reference)

Tekno Team 2000...hooboy. They said in their time Dusty was president of the United States.

 

Despite being a Republican, I really don't think Dusty would have been that much worse of a choice than who we did get.

[Guest Cerebus]

I think a good comedy angle would be people thinking Zach Gowen as terminally ill and highly contagious (even though he is obviously not). This would work with Nowinski (being the "smart" one) thinking that ZG has the Plague and coming out in a HAZMAT suit to wrestle.

 

"What the hell are you wearing Nowinski?"

"It's to protect me from the PLAGUE!! I bet your lymph nodes are the size of cats!"

"Look, Nowinski, I DON'T HAVE THE PLAGUE!!!"

"Oh yeah? How do you explain THAT???" (points to leg)

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Arnold pimping T3 on SmackDown and bodyslamming Big Show.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I think a good comedy angle would be people thinking Zach Gowen as terminally ill and highly contagious (even though he is obviously not). This would work with Nowinski (being the "smart" one) thinking that ZG has the Plague and coming out in a HAZMAT suit to wrestle.

 

"What the hell are you wearing Nowinski?"

"It's to protect me from the PLAGUE!! I bet your lymph nodes are the size of cats!"

"Look, Nowinski, I DON'T HAVE THE PLAGUE!!!"

"Oh yeah? How do you explain THAT???" (points to leg)

Nice.

 

::hums "Sealab 2021" theme::

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Mr. America ends up being Arnold Schartzenager (or however)... after he pimps T3 and bodyslams Big Show.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

They bring in Vader to wrestle Zack Gowan. Vader is pretty much squashing him. Gowan cowers in the corner, and Vader comes over.

 

Vader: "Mr. America never told you who your father was."

Gowan: "He told me you killed him."

Vader: "Zack, *I* am you father."

 

::Zack jumps off the top turnbuckle into the crowd::

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Some could do a piledriver in a match.

[Guest Anglesault]

Dat was good Da Czech, I guess, but I don't think it was trophy good.

 

I'd like to see an angle with Rodney Mack coming to the ring with a blonde haired 8 year old white boy dressed all in white who just comes down to the ring and smiles with Mack walking behind him with a sick smile on his face as well. Nothing would happen, but it would be DAMN creepy.

I'd like to see an angle where Mack and Test try to jump the Grand Canyon on a single scooter.

 

No better way to explain a sudden absence that killing the guys off.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

I think they should give Zach Gowan the same accent as Coach Z from Homestar Runner.

 

" Hey there Steph, I think we're gonna do a great jeorb tonight in the ring against the Big Show, dontcha think so?"

 

" What did you just say? A great what?"

 

" A great jeorrrrrrb."

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I think they should give Zach Gowan the same accent as Coach Z from Homestar Runner.

 

" Hey there Steph, I think we're gonna do a great jeorb tonight in the ring against the Big Show, dontcha think so?"

 

" What did you just say? A great what?"

 

" A great jeorrrrrrb."

They can recruit a guy from Wisconsin and get the same effect, without ahving to teach him the gimmick.

 

"This victory's in the baig!"

[Guest Nevermortal]

A demolition derby involving Ford Pintos. But the catch is that its hoss-only.