Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Go ahead, make your movie... Im messing around with it trying to get something..having a hard time getting a movie to break even.
Guest Downhome Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Go ahead, make your movie... Im messing around with it trying to get something..having a hard time getting a movie to break even. This is pretty cool. I just put one up with... Starring Owen Wilson and Jodie Foster Also Featuring Jimmy Smits and Joe Pantoliano Directed by Peter Jackson Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: October Projected Box Office Receipts: $10.69 million (Opening Weekend) $81.78 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 12% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Chris Gore, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: The CAP Ministry, CAP Alert ...I made money, a good deal of money, woohoo!
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 I had a budget of 10-19 million and grossed 54.03 million. I guess I win.
Guest Downhome Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 I had a budget of 10-19 million and grossed 54.03 million. I guess I win. I made 80 million, I win.
Guest Downhome Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 This isn't hard at all... Starring Tom Cruise and Halle Berry Also Featuring Christopher Lee and Kathy Bates Directed by Ridley Scott Screenplay by J.K. Rowling Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: November Projected Box Office Receipts: $18.54 million (Opening Weekend) $103.32 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Peter Travers, Rolling Stone Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post ...I just made over 100 million.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 I guess I was wrong trying to do it with a $60 million budget.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Four ( R ) (Mystery/Paranoia/Amnesia/Drama) Starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Alyson Hannigan Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Jason Lee, Brittany Murphy, and Eliza Dushku Directed by Sam Raimi Screenplay by Ehren Kruger Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $12.58 million (Opening Weekend) $77.90 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Guest Downhome Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Starring Russell Crowe and Nicole Kidman Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Ian McKellen, and Cate Blanchett Directed by Ron Howard Screenplay by Charlie Kaufman Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: November Projected Box Office Receipts: $10.41 million (Opening Weekend) $90.15 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 25% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 12% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post
Guest El Satanico Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 (Ghost Story) Starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman Also Featuring Christopher Lee, Christopher Walken, Kathy Bates, and Eliza Dushku Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Screenplay by Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: October Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.61 million (Opening Weekend) $81.93 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 8% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Guest El Satanico Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 (Vampire/Historical Epic)!!! Starring Russell Crowe and Julianne Moore Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Tim Curry, Kathy Bates, and Cate Blanchett Directed by Peter Jackson Screenplay by J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: January Projected Box Office Receipts: $15.02 million (Opening Weekend) $103.42 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 25% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 5% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Kenneth Turan, Los Angeles Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com
Guest Flyboy Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Pfffft. That site is nothing. Hollywood Mogul owns.
Guest El Satanico Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Pfffft. That site is nothing. Hollywood Mogul owns. overrated and gets repetitive and boring after a few days. Only so many times you can do everything possible to make a great movie and then have it bomb out before the game gets boring.
Guest ShamRock Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Soldiers ® (Paranoia/True Story/War/Drama) Starring Robert De Niro and Meryl Streep Also Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Denzel Washington, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Halle Berry Directed by Steven Spielberg Screenplay by Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $10.18 million (Opening Weekend) $66.90 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 17% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post
Guest Lethargic Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Untitled Jay Roach Project ® (Mystery/Paranoia/Horror/Action) Starring George Clooney and Jennifer Connelly Also Featuring Willem Dafoe, Samuel L. Jackson, Cate Blanchett, and Eliza Dushku Directed by Jay Roach Screenplay by Luc Besson and David Twohy Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: January Projected Box Office Receipts: $12.45 million (Opening Weekend) $60.42 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post I probably would've done better if I picked a decent director. But I picked Jay Roach in hopes that I could hang out with Susanna Hoffs on set.
Guest Bannable Offense Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 In an effort to make virtual Hollywood implode onto itself... Untitled John Woo Project ® (Chase/Hostage Drama/Revenge Fantasy) Starring Ice Cube and Halle Berry Also Featuring DMX, Snoop Dogg, Michelle Rodriguez, and Lucy Liu Directed by John Woo Screenplay by Ice Cube Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $17.65 million (Opening Weekend) $68.12 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 ® (Adventure/Historical Epic/True Story/Drama) Starring Russell Crowe and Nicole Kidman Also Featuring Christopher Lee, Casey Affleck, Eliza Dushku, and Kate Beckinsale Directed by Peter Jackson Screenplay by William Broyles Jr. Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $19.00 million (Opening Weekend) $121.92 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 24% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 5% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com
Guest bravesfan Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Theft ® (Mystery/Paranoia) Starring Harrison Ford and Natalie Portman Also Featuring Benjamin Bratt and Dwayne Johnson (THE STREET TOUGHS! YEAH!) Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Screenplay by Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $12.28 million (Opening Weekend) $90.63 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 2% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat
Guest Vyce Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Monkeys in Space (PG) (Sci-Fi) Starring Anthony Hopkins and Cameron Diaz Also Featuring Alan Cumming, Hugh Grant, Brittany Murphy, and Liv Tyler Directed by Steven Soderbergh Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $10-19 Million Planned Release Date: August Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.31 million (Opening Weekend) $75.52 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Monkeys in Space is a certified hit. Now, Hollywood, steal my idea. It's money in the bank!
Guest DrTom Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 How are you people getting all those stars and big-name moviemaking folks with a budget of $0-1 million. Jesus Christ, at least try to be a LITTLE realistic about it before bragging that you made a ton of money. Pay those people what they're worth and then see how much you make.
Guest Razor Roman Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 The Glory of The Game ® (Caper Comedy/Christmas/Hostage Drama/Football) Starring Russell Crowe and Julianne Moore Also Featuring Nathan Lane, Kevin Kline, Kathy Bates, and Eliza Dushku Directed by Peter Jackson Screenplay by Ice Cube and Peter Farrelly Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $13.14 million (Opening Weekend) $87.00 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 19% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 4% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat Bwahahahah! Nathan Lane in a football movie?!
MooreMark Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 (Historical Epic/Mystery) Starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Halle Berry Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Tom Hanks, Kathy Bates, and Taryn Manning Directed by Peter Jackson Screenplay by Peter Jackson Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $18.39 million (Opening Weekend) $119.14 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 20% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Stephen Holden, New York Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com
Guest Karnage Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 The Fight To The Finish® (PG-13) (Adventure/Comic Book/Martial Arts/Action) Starring Jackie Chan and Lucy Liu Also Featuring David Chappelle, Colin Farrell, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, and Anna Paquin Directed by John Woo Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million Planned Release Date: June Projected Box Office Receipts: $18.11 million (Opening Weekend) $77.26 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 1% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post
Guest Marshall Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 How are you people getting all those stars and big-name moviemaking folks with a budget of $0-1 million. Jesus Christ, at least try to be a LITTLE realistic about it before bragging that you made a ton of money. Pay those people what they're worth and then see how much you make. They must be working on scale because they liked the script and wanted to work with the director.
Guest Marshall Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 You suck my dick, I'll suck yours! (PG) (Buddy Cop/Caper Comedy/Hostage Drama/Talking Animal) Starring Harrison Ford and Julia Roberts Also Featuring Samuel L. Jackson, Christopher Lee, Cameron Diaz, and Liv Tyler Directed by Sam Raimi Screenplay by David Koepp Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $14.22 million (Opening Weekend) $125.39 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 3% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Padgett Arango, Chucklehound.com
Guest Ravenbomb Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 (PG-13) (Historical Epic/Paranoia/Postmodern Angst) Starring Robert De Niro and Eliza Dushku Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Christian Bale, Fairuza Balk, and Clea DuVall Directed by Dominic Sena Screenplay by Charlie Kaufman Projected Budget Range: $90-99 Million Planned Release Date: December Projected Box Office Receipts: $13.35 million (Opening Weekend) $72.01 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post the selection for people sucks. You can't have Scorsese or Robert Altman direct? No Jay Cocks or Paul Schrader or Kevin Smith for writing? Christopher Nolan's not under either one. They don't even have Brian Cox under actors
Guest kingkamala Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Ladies and gents I present to you: Playaz (Buddy Cop/Action/Comedy) Starring: Ice Cube and Michelle Rodriguez Also featuring: Eugene Levy, Jet Li, Sarah Silvermen and Kathy Bates Directed by Keenan Ivory Wayans Written by Ice Cube. Projected Budget Rate: 90-99 Million Planned Release date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $16.58 million (Opening Weekend) $70.37 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 1% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post Aww man a buddy cop movie featuring Ice Cube and Eugene Levy facing off with Jet Li. I thought that would be box office gold.
Guest Lil Naitch Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 Not enough names in the list. I can't even make my Buffy movie
Guest El Satanico Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 They don't even have Brian Cox under actors Yes they do
Guest Ravenbomb Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 do they? *checks* sure enough but they don't have Quinten Terrentino, so they still need to add a lot more names Suicide Circle (PG-13) (Historical Epic/Martial Arts/Sci-Fi) Starring Christian Bale and Eliza Dushku Also Featuring Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Claire Danes Directed by John Woo Screenplay by Joss Whedon Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million Planned Release Date: July Projected Box Office Receipts: $18.75 million (Opening Weekend) $84.71 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 6% Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1% Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com
Guest kingkamala Posted June 27, 2003 Report Posted June 27, 2003 No Holds Barred 2: Rock Hard (PG-13) (Action/Coming of Age) Starring Dwayne Johnson and Pam Grier Also Featuring Tom 'Tiny' Lister Jr., Jonathan Lipnicki, and Denise Richards Directed by Joel Schumacher Screenplay by David Twohy Projected Budget Range: $110-119 Million Planned Release Date: August Projected Box Office Receipts: $13.20 million (Opening Weekend) $61.59 million (Total Domestic Gross) Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: Slim to None Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Jonathan Foreman, New York Post
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