One and only smackdown thread

[Guest Risk]

Matt got the most offense at the beginning...Matt is a hick who can't wrestle and has a crack whore girlfriend.

[Guest Goodear]

But that was like 30 seconds long... and then he got 'Walled.  Maybe, if Jericho could put on a decent match again, people would care about him.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Remember back when the Hardys where cool?  Man, those were the days.  They went down hill FAST after WMX8.  Especially Jeff.  He has deteriorated so fast it's just scary.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Maybe, if Jericho could put on a decent match again, people would care about him.

 

Jericho v. The Rock at Royal Rumble owned.

 

Jericho & Austin have never the same chemistry they have had with other wrestlers.

 

And HHH is a shadow of his former self, so that's why that match wasn't great.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

God, Vince is even more juiced up than he was at the Royal Rumble.

 

That dude probably takes more roids than HHH.

[Guest Risk]

You're complaning about the NAME of the Intercontinental Title NOW?  Its only been called that for more than like 18 YEARS!!!  Stupid Vince?  NO IT IS YOU WHO ARE STUPID.

 

Go fuck yourself you stupid troll.  I will express whatever opinions I want.  How DARE you say Jericho can't work a good match.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Man, if it weren't for his theme, I'd hate everything about HHH.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Hey, each team has a juiced up hack and one of the best wrestlers of their respective generation!

 

Look at the large array of stomps and choking that HHH can do!

 

Hey! A DDT!  Now THAT's moveset!

[Guest Goodear]

You're complaning about the NAME of the Intercontinental Title NOW?  Its only been called that for more than like 18 YEARS!!!  Stupid Vince?  NO IT IS YOU WHO ARE STUPID.

 

Go fuck yourself you stupid troll.  I will express whatever opinions I want.  How DARE you say Jericho can't work a good match.

Express whatever you want, and then I will express my opinions of those opinions, then you can express that I'm a stupid troll.  Like when you complain about the name of a title that's been called that for more than 18 years, and I call you stupid.

 

And I didn't say Jericho can't work a decent match, I said he hasn't.  See its Jericho's job to make his matches interesting, and he has not been doing it.  If he's going to be a tippy top guy, he's going to have to drag good matches out of not-so-great opponents like Matt Hardy.  Not have good matches with great opponents like Austin.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Jericho had a good match with Maven.

 

His match with Austin was also hurt by the fact that they were having to build to a run-in that the entire crowd knew would be the finish.

[Guest notJames]

I thought the break-ups of the Dudz and APA were quite touching...

 

[...realizes everyone is looking at him in that way...]

 

I mean, uh, look at the hooters on Torrie! Woo woo woo!!!

 

[... grabs Hello Kitty doll and runs away...]

[Guest]

Goodear, it's difficult to make a good match when it only lasts under 1 minute.  It's also difficult when the week after you lose the title, and made Stephanie's bitch, you get to feud with LITA!  Jericho had good matches as champion, I had vs Rock at RR at **** and I liked his match with Austin more than most with ***.  That's miles better than the current main eventers are pulling.

 

Goodear, Risk was being sarcastic about the Intercontinental Thing... not sure if you caught on with that, even though it was blatantly obvious.

[Guest Risk]

Express whatever you want, and then I will express my opinions of those opinions, then you can express that I'm a stupid troll.  Like when you complain about the name of a title that's been called that for more than 18 years, and I call you stupid.

 

You don't call someone stupid because you don't like their opinion.  That is very mean-spirited.  You don't bash someone's opinion because you don't like it.

[Guest Tony149]

Man, did Vince look huge. If he got in trouble for steroids again, it probably wouldn't have the same result as the 1994 trial. The main event wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. The WWF either did a good job editing the blow spots (Flair's double axe-handle on Vince) or many spots weren't blown.

[Guest Kinetic]

Okay, I thought that the Hulk/Rock/Kane promo was pretty funny, but it really shows how The Rock's character is dying do to his teaming with Hogan.  He wasn't even The Rock.  He was some bizzare hybrid of The Rock and Rocky Maivia.

 

The whole promo reminded me of an 80's promo, except with the word ass.

He referred to himself in the first person twice in the same skit.  Twice!  That's just lazy, Rock.  The whole thing was pretty funny, though.  With a bit of tweaking, Kane could conceivably pass for a legitimate upper mid-card face who occasionally gets elevated to main events.  He's nowhere near bad on the level of, say, Kevin Nash and he can be carried to good matches.  I'm for the Kane push.  I'm voting yes.

 

Raven's little promo was great, too.  Quoting Oscar Wilde, referencing Waterloo, confusing Michael Cole...what more could you ask for?  Other than him taking those ridiculous dreadlocks out of his hair and getting some real ring attire, that is.  I mark out for the shopping cart, though.  All is well.

[Guest imajackoff?]

The whole thing was pretty funny, though.  With a bit of tweaking, Kane could conceivably pass for a legitimate upper mid-card face who occasionally gets elevated to main events.

 

Actually, that's been Kane's gig for awhile.

 

 

 

He's nowhere near bad on the level of, say, Kevin Nash and he can be carried to good matches.  I'm for the Kane push.  I'm voting yes.

 

Im for the push also. But Im leary of him going against Big Daddy Bitch and company.

[Guest goodhelmet]

I have no problem with Kane since it has been proven he can be carried by wrestlers and provide decent matches. Unfortunately, the most skilled wrestlers with the ability to carry (Benoit, Angle) are on the other show. If Kane does get the Main event push, then it is ttime to put up or shut up. If it fails, then Kane is DONE!

[Guest KANE]

Hey, I've been all for a Kane push since the 1st time he won the belt.  

 

But I've ALWAYS loved Kane's comic potential.  Like the time he played/broke the skill crane, or the first time I saw him try and shove raviolis through his mask (not the 2 billionth time, though).  

 

I was laughing hysterically tonight.  The only thing that could have made that skit funnier is if he still talked with the cancer stick.

[Guest KANE]

" If Kane does get the Main event push, then it is ttime to put up or shut up."

Here's the problem, is that they look like they're going to get serious, and then do nothing:  for example, in Royal Rumble 2001 they made him the iron man monster and the elimination king, even outsing Rock on the way to 2nd place after drawing 6th.  The next year he worked in the Rumble for a minute.  The bookers don't stay consistent with him, just like how they don't stay consistent with Tazz and anyone else they keep on a teeter-totter push.