Your one burning ambition.

[Guest MrRant]

The trick? Sounds like you are saying Marney is going to whore herself to Tom for a computer.

 

Good deal by the way if she will throw in the wife.

[Guest Flyboy]

Good deal by the way if she will throw in the wife.

For that? She could get as many computers as she wanted.

[Guest EricMM]

The trick is simply like... wiles. Like simpering, saying Please and smiling et al.

 

Like they'll say "Could you please get me a soda from the store? PLEASE :)" and we go "Ok!" cuz they put the trick on us and we're dumb.

[Guest MrRant]

Smiling doesn't do it for me.

 

It's the wiggling of the BUTT.

[Guest godthedog]

i refuse to let women use me for little chores unless they let me use them for sex.

[Guest Choken One]

Choken One Posted on Jun 27 2003, 08:53 PM

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To Have Kids and Take over my father's Company... 

 

 

BUT NO DEFLOWERING!

wanna run that by me again?

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Choken One Posted on Jun 29 2003, 04:40 PM

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QUOTE (Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye @ Jun 27 2003, 11:28 PM)

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Choken One Posted on Jun 27 2003, 08:53 PM

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To Have Kids and Take over my father's Company... 

 

 

 

BUT NO DEFLOWERING! 

 

wanna run that by me again? 

 

 

McMahon took over his dad's company, having kids, deflowering.....

 

yeah yeah stupid jokes rule the day.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Lesbians technically lose their man-controlling powers though. Although they can still get away with it if the guy isn't watchful.

[Guest Ten Ton Lid]

Lesbians technically lose their man-controlling powers though.

I fail to see how. Just mention lesbians and the average mans eyes glaze over, leaving him vulnerable to any command. There's always the hope (however ludicrously unlikely) that there will be an invitiation made to join in, and there's the added bonus of having someone else who owns the equipment do all the actual work, leaving only the enjoyment and credit to, well, me. Essentially, it plays into general male fantasy #1, succeeding at anything (football, rock n' roll, lovin', the list goes on) well outside of one's league despite overall incompetence. Besides, I'd obey Marney just on general principle.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Sure, but it's just fantasy. Marney could bat her eyes at me all damn day, and I'd sit there, because I know she likes clam. I can certainly respect that, and would enjoy perusing the fairer sex with her and her wife, I'm sure. Besides, they'd probably drive, and their cars are probably nicer than mine. But she can kiss my ass if she thinks I'm gettin' her a beer. Bitch.

[Guest EricMM]

Marney could bat her eyes at me all damn day, and I'd sit there, because I know she likes clam.

 

Yeah, you say that now.

 

But the trick, if affects something in the base of our brain, something below concious thought.

 

If she were wearing a tank top, you'd go and buy her a CASE of beer, cold.

 

All guys do.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Horseshit. Unless she has blasphemous tattoos, and at least one facial piercing. Then I'm putty.

[Guest Flyboy]

Unless she has blasphemous tattoos, and at least one facial piercing. Then I'm putty.

You will not be putty, then.

[Guest Ripper]

I'd do stuff for Marney solely on the fact that she might get pissed and start calling me shit that I would have to get up and get the dictionary to translate. And after all that energy spent, I could've just done what she asked in the first place.

[Guest EricMM]

Not her fault you're illiterate.

 

If someone's gonna diss me, at least I'll know what they're saying

 

But who would diss me??

[Guest Ripper]

Not her fault you're illiterate.

 

If someone's gonna diss me, at least I'll know what they're saying

 

But who would diss me??

There is literate, there is having a deep vocabulary and then there are people like Tom and Marney that know words that no one actually use anymore but are actual words. I mean, if I haven't heard the word in all 24 years of my life, then using it just ain't fair.

 

and the words wouldn't get to complicated dissing you...everyone knows what a hippie is

[Guest Flyboy]

*points to the M-W.com toolbar*

 

The words Marney and Tom use aren't that advanced. Most of them I learned this year in AP English.

[Guest Ripper]

*points to the M-W.com toolbar*

 

The words Marney and Tom use aren't that advanced. Most of them I learned this year in AP English.

Geez...I'm exaggerating. I actually paid for college almost completely off writing and english grants and awards(and those evil evil loans). I'm pretty damn educated myself. But seriously...how often do YOU use milquetoast in a sentence.

 

[Guest Flyboy]

But seriously...how often do YOU use milquetoast in a sentence.

When I want to sound milquetoastly smart.

[Guest EricMM]

Awww, well isn't that cute...

 

.

.

.

 

BUT IT'S WRONG!

 

(2SD reference )

 

But seriously, meekly smart? That's just weird.

[Guest DrTom]

Everyone should use "milquetoast" in sentences more often. It's quite a good word.

 

Example: Only milquetoast little punks need a M-W toolbar to front like they have mad vocab skillz.

[Guest Flyboy]

This just came in, folks... breaking news...

 

Tom can Lmb.

 

That is all.