Guest Ten Ton Lid Report post Posted June 28, 2003 This is sort of the opposite of the Beer and Booze Reviews thread, I guess. Now, I don't have the advangtage of any kind of real cheap booze thanks to Canada's (or at least Ontario's) draconian liquor laws, but what do you go with when taste isn't an option - you're just looking to get slanted and quick. I prefer Wildcat Strong, mostly because I can't choke down Triple X since highschool. That, or Alberta Premium rye from the bottle...but I have a tendency to wake up on the floor of my own bathroom twleve hours later whenever I get near that shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 28, 2003 Why post that? This is different. If you wanted to get twice as crocked in half the time, get yourself a bottle of Thunderbird. It will run you about $2.00 at finer grocery stores across America. It tastes like Fruit Loops mixed with some random alcohol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ten Ton Lid Report post Posted June 28, 2003 Why post that? This is different. If you wanted to get twice as crocked in half the time, get yourself a bottle of Thunderbird. It will run you about $2.00 at finer grocery stores across America. It tastes like Fruit Loops mixed with some random alcohol. Man, so many fine products I have no access to here. I've got half a mind to try my luck in Alberta. Forgot last time, though - it takes a month to brew and a major up-front investment, but homebrew red wine from any of those Brew-Your-Own places is kinda righteous. Thirty bottles of a decently strong red for $90 Canadian. It doesn't even taste that bad once you've got the first couple glasses in you. And it costs the same as like a dozen bottles of the absolute cheapest shit at the LC, which is actually worse. I've never even had so much as the opportunity to try convenience store wine (I was in my early teens the last time I was in Quebec or the States.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted June 28, 2003 Mad Dog (MD 20/20): Grape is the best Boones Farm: Strawberry Hill is the best. Both are cheap wines that every high school kid knows of. Both will knock you on your ass quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted June 28, 2003 Old Crow Whiskey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted June 28, 2003 Firstly, Boone's Farm and Mad Dog knock high school kids on their asses because THEY'RE HIGH SCHOOL KIDS. Nobody of age drinks that shit, they're cheap ghetto bitch drinks. Secondly, to get drunk real fast, my friends and I devised a contraption which enables us to essentially shotgun bottles of beer, instead of using cans. basically, it's comprised of a rubber sealer that is placed over the mouth of the bottle, which runs into an inch-wide hose, which is what you drink out of. To achieve air pressure enough to drain it, we nicked a small hole in the sealer, and fed a 1/8 inch vinyl tube about 6 inches through it, so that when the sealer is placed on the bottle, the vinyl hose ends up in the bottom of the bottle. Then, simply invert the bottle and VOILA. Beer drains in about 3 seconds. Do about 4-5 of those and you'll get hit HARD. We've also experimented with water bottles filled with various highballs. Good times. I suggest you all try it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted June 28, 2003 I didn't say it knocks high school kids on their ass, it'll knock anyone on their ass regardless. It's not like I'm talking about Zima here. Even cheap wine will knock you on your ass without you being aware of it. Just like with any alcohol it's effect depends on the amount consumed. Also who gives a shit if it's classy. This thread is about cheap and quick, not classy. $2 or $3 for a large bottle of cheap wine is cheaper than beer and works just as good if not better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RepoMan Report post Posted June 29, 2003 Well, if your ever down in West Virginia, pick up some Everclear. One shot should get the average drinker drunk, or so I hear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ten Ton Lid Report post Posted June 29, 2003 Or run a tractor fifty miles. Isn't that like 196 proof? I could definitely go with having a bottle of that around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SweetNSexyDiva Report post Posted June 29, 2003 Oh yeah, Boone's Farm and I are old friends. I also like Mike's stuff: hard cranberry lemonade, hard lemonade, hard ice tea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 29, 2003 Everclear's some good shit. Pour a shot, and drizzle some Tobasco sauce on the top of that fucker. Hooooo-eeeeee. Tastes like burning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ten Ton Lid Report post Posted June 29, 2003 Oh yeah, Boone's Farm and I are old friends. I also like Mike's stuff: hard cranberry lemonade, hard lemonade, hard ice tea. Are you in Canada? If so, Mikes Limonade (only available here so far) is the best of the Mikes brands, in my opinion. The other ones are just too sweet (insert Scott Hall joke here). But one of the great hilarious moments of life was my younger brother, hammered out of his mind, cracking my buddy's entire 4-pack of Mikes Hard Iced Tea (the last of his booze), taking one swig from each bottle, then throwing them all in the bonfire. I'm not sure how he escaped a beating on that one - considering this is the same guy whose home and possessions he always manages to destroy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ten Ton Lid Report post Posted June 29, 2003 I didn't say it knocks high school kids on their ass, it'll knock anyone on their ass regardless. It's not like I'm talking about Zima here. Even cheap wine will knock you on your ass without you being aware of it. Just like with any alcohol it's effect depends on the amount consumed. Also who gives a shit if it's classy. This thread is about cheap and quick, not classy. $2 or $3 for a large bottle of cheap wine is cheaper than beer and works just as good if not better. Zima? I didn't even know they still made that shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest starvenger Report post Posted June 29, 2003 But one of the great hilarious moments of life was my younger brother, hammered out of his mind, cracking my buddy's entire 4-pack of Mikes Hard Iced Tea (the last of his booze), taking one swig from each bottle, then throwing them all in the bonfire. I'm not sure how he escaped a beating on that one - considering this is the same guy whose home and possessions he always manages to destroy. Neither do I. That's the worst type of alcohol abuse you can have. I think that wine is underrated in getting you drunk, fast. Not always cheap, though, but I did get a bottle of some Aussie chardonnay for about $5. Shockingly drinkable as well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ten Ton Lid Report post Posted June 29, 2003 But one of the great hilarious moments of life was my younger brother, hammered out of his mind, cracking my buddy's entire 4-pack of Mikes Hard Iced Tea (the last of his booze), taking one swig from each bottle, then throwing them all in the bonfire. I'm not sure how he escaped a beating on that one - considering this is the same guy whose home and possessions he always manages to destroy. Neither do I. That's the worst type of alcohol abuse you can have. I think that wine is underrated in getting you drunk, fast. Not always cheap, though, but I did get a bottle of some Aussie chardonnay for about $5. Shockingly drinkable as well... Wine is great - the hobos had it right all along. Until the next day. A cheap red wine hangover is like someone tied a regular hangover to a brick and brained you with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest starvenger Report post Posted June 30, 2003 Wine is great - the hobos had it right all along. Until the next day. A cheap red wine hangover is like someone tied a regular hangover to a brick and brained you with it. I remember at my cousin's wedding when another one of my cousins were matching some of us drink for drink in red wine - luckily for her she didn't also try to match us with the hard stuff as well. Anyways, she's 5'1" and 100lbs, the rest of us are around 5'8"-9" and at least 140 (I'm actually 180, but currently dropping). By the end of the night she was basically being carried around - and yes, she did pay a visit to the porcelain god. The rest of us were "only" quite hammered, and got away with mild hangovers thanks to the precautionary Advil treatment... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 30, 2003 A note on Thunderbird: It's impossible to drink two whole bottles. One will get just about anyone pretty fuckin' lit..one and a half, you're pushing your luck, but somewhere between 1.5 and 2, something happens, and the person either passes out, pukes, can't tolerate any more T.Bird, gets in a fight, goes to jail, or loses the bottle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted July 8, 2003 I joined the Century Club a couple of weeks ago (100 shots of beer in 100 minutes), and I accomplished this with Natural Light. WORST FUCKING BEER EVER Still got pretty hammered, though, and for cheap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted July 8, 2003 20/20 is okay but it's pretty expensive over here (£3.69 for a big bottle) White cider is the best for getting pissed and it's really cheap (£2 for three litres in some places) also it tastes okay with orange or blackcurrent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert T 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2003 I did Century with Labatt Blue, it was more expensive, but I don't recall feeling drunk without actually standing up before. And since we're talking about cheap, let me ask this, is it just Ohio or is there no cheap beers anymore? Damn excise & sales tax increases. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 10, 2003 Ohio's cheaper than Indiana, I think. AND you can get booze on a sunday. We've got the mad deal on cigarettes though, but it's still not as good as it is in Kentucky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted July 11, 2003 I did Century with Labatt Blue, You in your hightower.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rendclaw 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2003 Mix Purple Passion, everclear and orange juice in a 32 ounce cup. Drink it down rather quickly. Then drink six more just like it. then go to a RHCP showing and get five lbs of rice poured on you during the wedding scene. talk about good times.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted July 11, 2003 Ohio still has cheap beer. What's a 40 of King Cobra now...is it still 99 cents. You can find any beer cheap except the import stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RollingSambos Report post Posted July 20, 2003 Uh, that's the biggest load of B.S. I've ever heard. If you drank 48 oz. of Everclear - mixed with anything or not - you'd be legally dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted July 21, 2003 Boilermakers always work, Drop a shot of whiskey in your favorite type of beer and chug. The amount of beer takes away any taste of the whiskey but the affect is still there once the chugging is done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rendclaw 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2003 Uh, that's the biggest load of B.S. I've ever heard. If you drank 48 oz. of Everclear - mixed with anything or not - you'd be legally dead. apparently not, because I am still alive, though I was vomiting for the following 24 hours. The dry heaves were the wrost thing I had ever experienced Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thetrendsetter Report post Posted July 22, 2003 Lambs Navy 151 Dark Rum.... (75%) The absolutely worst tasting shit on the planet... I got hammed off of it twice to be exact... the 1st time, a quart (750 Ml) got me hammered over two whole nights (Including sharing drinks with people) The thing with Lambs 151, is that it's completely impossible to mask the taste, and you HAVE to chase it to avoid the worst rum aftertaste ever... the second time I wasn't so lucky... I drank half the quart in under an hour (Playing mario kart with a group for shots) I didn't win too often, and ended up trashing my buddies bathroom... I'd recommend it to people, but BEWARE, if you abuse the power of 151, you'll never be able to look at a rum bottle again without retching, like I am now... and it was 18 months ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
