QUICK!!! Give Paul and Steph wedding gifts!

[Guest MixxMaster]

Check it out:

http://ww1.williams-sonoma.com/reg/guestpa...fm?regid=873446

 

Now then, what are you going to get the happy couple?

Oh, I've already looked...they don't have any sledgehammers or even glass ceilings.

[Guest Anglesault]

Let's all pitch in and buy them the dutch oven from us.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I like how Stephs name came first.

[Guest gthureson]

What the heck do you need 8 cookie sheets for?

 

Is Terry Funk going to be stopping by to clobber people with them on a regular basis?

[Guest HartFan86]

Do they really NEED anything?

 

I like Anglesault's Idea.

 

"We really don't hate you...Okay, we do, but still.

 

-The Smart Marks"

[Guest Anglesault]

They are looking for some CHEAP ASS weddng gifts

[Guest CanadianChick]

Do they really NEED anything?

 

I like Anglesault's Idea.

 

"We really don't hate you...Okay, we do, but still.

 

-The Smart Marks"

But then HHH will think he's the greatest heel ever.

 

"See! They even hate me personally!"

 

How about I don't waste my money?

[Guest Anglesault]

Do they really NEED anything?

 

I like Anglesault's Idea.

 

"We really don't hate you...Okay, we do, but still.

 

-The Smart Marks"

But then HHH will think he's the greatest heel ever.

 

"See! They even hate me personally!"

 

How about I don't waste my money?

We hate him enough to buy him a $250 dutch oven.

 

I'd like to see that interview on WW.com

[Guest HartFan86]

WWE.com: So what are you thoughts on a group of internet fans buying you a dutch oven for your wedding present?

 

World Champion, Ceberal Assassin, The Game, Triple H: Those 13 year old kids with their mom's computers? HA! They wish they could do something like that.

 

WWE.com: Um, but they did.

 

God: ...-uh.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Having a Message Board send someone a wedding present is so fucking genius. I mean, fuck, I'm still giggling like a school girl of just the thought...

 

Steph: Oh look Hunter, the card says "TSM" - who do you think this is from?

 

HHH: The ShockMaster?

 

*HBK, Nash, Waltman, Hall all snicker*

 

Steph: I don't get it.

 

HHH: Don't worry about it honey, just open the card.

 

Steph: "We really don't hate you...Okay, we do, but still.

 

-The Smart Marks"

 

..Well isn't that sweet.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

How about I don't waste my money?

You'd be spending it, little lady.

 

I think the stuff they asked for is adorable. I mean, c'mon—they want a spoonula! Still, I wouldn't pay nine dollars for it if the thing could turn itself into a bat.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Also, the rack-job joke you're about to make about the spoonula is gay.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

...But...

 

*hangs head in shame*

[Guest HartFan86]

I still don't even understand why they have that list in the first place. I mean, uh...I think if God and Stephanie want stuff for their wedding or whatever, all they would really have to do is go out in buy it. It's not like they are in financial troubles or anything.

 

I mean, they are just asking for it by putting this on the internet.

[Guest Anglesault]

...But...

 

*hangs head in shame*

Hell, I can't be shamed.

 

STEPHANIE WANTS A SILICONE SPOONULA TO INSERT INTO HER CHEST~!

Edited June 28, 2003 by Anglesault

[Guest Anglesault]

I mean, they are just asking for it by putting this on the internet.

I never thought HHH or Stephie Baby would be naive enough to think we had the human decency to leave this alone.

[Guest HartFan86]

I wonder if they have another catagory for "Accessories" like dog food for Lucy or something.

[Guest Steviekick]

hehehe...this is the greatest thing of the month.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

 

Anglesault 7, HHH/Steph 3

 

Stainless-Steel Colander, 7 1/2 Qt., Extra Large

 

Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

I wonder if the rest of the jobbers, I mean boys will be getting them presents as well. I can just see RVD, Jericho, Kane and Booker sucking up to God by buying up copies of his upcoming workout book and making sure his merchandise is the top selling item on shopzone.

[Guest Anglesault]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

 

Anglesault 7, HHH/Steph 3

 

Stainless-Steel Colander, 7 1/2 Qt., Extra Large

 

Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?

Are we gonna try to take over the world, Brain?

[Guest Human Fly]

Hell, I can't be shamed.

 

STEPHANIE WANTS A SILICONE SPOONTULA TO INSERT INO HER CHEST~!

In the kitchen next to the sugar and flour there will be a tupperware container for silicone. For those "flat" days.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

No.

 

Wait...

 

*checks schedule*

 

No. Not yet.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Shit, half of these names sound like wrestling moves and the other half sounds like sexual positions...

 

I mean COME ON "Henckels Professional Series Boning Knife, 5""??

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Where's the "For the Bride Only: Patrick Spoon's penis" for the price of airfare to Stamford item?

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Dude, you're not going to cut it off with a "Henckels Professional Series Boning Knife, 5" are ya? That thing costs an arm and a... leg..

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

See, in the fine print of the purchase, it'd say that I was required to accompany said penis to its destination and that it must be used while I am attached to it.

[Guest Anglesault]

We need to find some other stores they registered at.

 

Quick, to Linens and Things!

[Guest HartFan86]

half sound like sexual positions...

It's probaly because they ARE. The pictures are there just to decieve us.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

You're a sly one Kotz, a sly one indeed. Still, I know you got your eye on that boning knife..