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My Real Player is acting up...Thus I can't enjoy the promos but I need them for something I'm working on...

 

Can Anyone help me out?

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Guest NoSelfWorth

Stop torturing yourself

You don't want it.....

You don't like it.....

Don't eat it.

Countless generations have lived long & healthy lives

Without the low fat....

No carb....

High protein....

Chemically infused slop that we shove down our throats.

So save yourself the aggravation and eat what you want.

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Go ahead.... do it....

You have sexual needs, desires.

You want to... you need to... do it for you.

When was the last time you did something for you?

We all know this is a physical thing.

It's not like you're gonna leave your wife.

Look at it this way, it'll make your relationship stronger in the end.

What she doesn't know won't hurt her.

You'll appreciate your wife more.

If you play your cards right, you might even learn a few things.

Believe me, your wife will thank you later....

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Stop the prayers... hit the snooze... go next week...

...hell, don't even go at all.

If God is everywhere, why should we even go to church if he's sittin' right next to you on the couch?

Who even knows if there is a God anyway.

The church is nothing but a farce... a way to judge you.

You have to take control of your own life... YOU are your only judge.

Save yourself the headache... do something valuable with your time.

And if there is a God... he'll forgive you.

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Everyone has a vice.

Sometimes, you just need to...take a step back- from reality.

You work hard. You deserve to enjoy your life.

Take a drink... have a smoke.

So you spend some time away from your family, your parents weren't

there all the time... you turned out alright, didn't you?

...Exactly. Don't feel bad... this is what people do.

So go ahead! Tip one back... light one up.

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You are nothing but a slave...to the government.

They're stealing your money, your hard earned money.

So, why do we even need to pay taxes?

They're nothing but a scam, and who's gonna know?

Do you think the IRS has time to go after a little guy like you?

They're way too busy tailing the big fish.

Besides, paying taxes - unAmerican.

Remember what our forefathers said:

"No taxation, without representation," and right now, your elected officials are not doing a very good job of representing you.

What has the government done for you?

Think about it... who needs your money more?

You or filthy rich Uncle Sam?

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Rules were meant to be broken.

This country was founded by men who dared to break the rules.

In fact.... we break them all the time.

Didn't you ever speed?

Take a sip of alcohol before you were 21?

Have an expired license?

Failed to curb your dog?

It doesn't make you a criminal.

You're still a good person.

Laws.... are merely suggestions.

Live life the way that you want to.

Do it for you.

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Guest MideonMark

Speaking of Sean O'Haire and his whole devils advocate character, anyone else think Christopher Daniels would have been a lot better at it? He just seems to be perfectly fitted to that character, also Daniels is actually, you know, a pretty damn good wrestler.

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Guest Raven_Effect01
Speaking of Sean O'Haire and his whole devils advocate character, anyone else think Christopher Daniels would have been a lot better at it? He just seems to be perfectly fitted to that character, also Daniels is actually, you know, a pretty damn good wrestler.

The problem is Daniels isn't in WWE, and of course, they probably wouldn't even give the character to him; they'd job him out to A-Train, Bill DeMott, and Rikishi on Velocity. Either that, or if he was on the Raw roster, he'd actually have to put over Spike Dudley or job in tag team matches with Steven Richards.

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Guest MideonMark

True hes too small and talented to be given any meaningful push in the WWE, and if they havent signed him in the 10 or so years hes been a pro, theyre not about to sign him now.

 

But still Id mark the fuck out if it was Daniels in those promo videos O'Haire had, wearing the sunglasses and the priests outfit

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Guest Anglesault

You forgot

 

"Uh, Uh, GO STRIP! I'm not telling you anything you don't already know!"

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Guest Choken One

SOH was merely chosen because he was the identical twin of Tyler Durden.

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