One and Only Velocidental Thread for 6/28/03

[Guest AndrewTS]

From diving off the cage to mini-golf. Odd segueway.

[Guest AndrewTS]

"...AN' I GOTTA SWORD, TOO!!"

 

Couldn't resist.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Nothing to see here. Keep it movin' kiddies!

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Going around deliberately being a bitch isn't a gimmick?

I have your bitch hanging right here, tough guy.

[Guest JMA]

I wanna see Rene Dupree's house.

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

This stuff wasn't on the Rey DVD.

[Guest AndrewTS]

This stuff wasn't on the Rey DVD.

Some of it was for sure, but I don't remember the part with the swords.

[Guest Eagan469]

I saw Scarface for the first time last week - great fucking movie

[Guest Nevermortal]

Dawn Marie & Funaki are the next power couple of the WWE.

[Guest Choken One]

Rey has a fetish for Brown doesn't he?

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

REY WAS THE HUMMER DRIVER!!!

 

*crickets chirp*

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

Great, more Dawn Marie![/sarcasm]

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Rey has a pretty tight place.

Where was the luchadore chain?!?

[Guest AndrewTS]

REY WAS THE HUMMER DRIVER!!!

 

*crickets chirp*

Nice try...but...not funny in the least.

 

Who was even hit by the hummer, anyway?

[Guest JMA]

Dawn Marie & Funaki are the next power couple of the WWE.

I'm pretty sure Funaki is married. And Dawn is living with Simon Diamond. WWE should really hire Diamond (and Swinger, too). Dawn would have someone to be a valet for, then.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I know it wasn't funny.. at all. But much like the urge to make the Sword comment, I couldn't resist. I tried to, but I thought "what the hell?"

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hmm...wonder if WWE makes more sense in another language....

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

Dawn Marie & Funaki are the next power couple of the WWE.

I'm pretty sure Funaki is married. And Dawn is living with Simon Diamond. WWE should really hire Diamond (and Swinger, too). Dawn would have someone to be a valet for, then.

Whatever they do, it's GOT TO be better than her "feud" with Whorrie Wilson.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Enough of this Rey, Dawn, Funaki, Mean Jean, B.S.

 

Show the Bret/Owen match~!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Okay, but mine wasn't as played out.

 

Oh, a precursor for the "Let's see how many wrestlers contract SARS" tour.

[Guest Eagan469]

the minute I saw Rey pick up the sword, I said to myself "aww, he probably swings it around like he's He-Man!"

 

guess I spoke too soon

[Guest Psycho]

I'd like to see some of the old WCW footage used on Confidential, but I doubt that'll happen anytime soon.

[Guest AndrewTS]

the minute I saw Rey pick up the sword, I said to myself "aww, he probably swings it around like he's He-Man!"

 

guess I spoke too soon

Maybe he could use it to pull a prank--shave Albert's back while he's sleeping.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

Hmm . . . wonder if Funaki got to play Simon for the night.

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

Great, JR shilling his book. This show is SOOO gonna break 2.0

[Guest Choken One]

Hmm . . . wonder if Funaki got to play Simon for the night.

Maybe he can be Simon's New Dick.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I'd like to see some of the old WCW footage used on Confidential, but I doubt that'll happen anytime soon.

How about a segment dedicated to laughing at the stupid shit Russo came up with during their dying days?

 

That'd actually be entertaining. Now that's it's all in the past we can look back on it and laugh.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I'd like to see some of the old WCW footage used on Confidential, but I doubt that'll happen anytime soon.

How about a segment dedicated to laughing at the stupid shit Russo came up with during their dying days?

 

That'd actually be entertaining. Now that's it's all in the past we can look back on it and laugh.

No we can't...

 

Because then we'd see how similar it is to the WWE today.

 

And that's scary.

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

Wonder if anybody at Virgin Megastore asked JR about Nathan Jones.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

How about a segment dedicated to laughing at the stupid shit Russo came up with during their dying days?

 

That'd actually be entertaining. Now that's it's all in the past we can look back on it and laugh.

Russo's 12 months in WcW Vs last 2 years of WWE?