One and Only Velocidental Thread for 6/28/03

[Guest Choken One]

I dig Jericho but couldn't they chop the Dawn segment and just gave us full owen/bret?

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Bret was born in 1958. Thus he was 36.

If he was born in 58 and this is 1996, how was he only 36?

[Guest Choken One]

So next week will be another WM Classic?

 

Knowing WWE it will be HBK/Ramon AGAIN...

 

Give us Savage/Warrior or something ya bitches...

[Guest godthedog]

he was 39 when he did the 'i quit' match with austin though.

 

think about THAT.

[Guest Choken One]

Bret was born in 1958. Thus he was 36.

If he was born in 58 and this is 1996, how was he only 36?

that was in 1994 Numbnuts.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Bret was born in 1958. Thus he was 36.

If he was born in 58 and this is 1996, how was he only 36?

WrestleMania X was in 1994.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Bret was born in 1958. Thus he was 36.

If he was born in 58 and this is 1996, how was he only 36?

 

Anyway, what's funny about the match is that under today's rules it would have lasted a minute long. Owen tapped the mat while in Bret's headscissors.

[Guest Choken One]

he was 39 when he did the 'i quit' match with austin though.

 

think about THAT.

41...when the Owen Memorial match with Benoit.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

I know I'm supposed to mark out for Vince's commentary, but I'd rather hear Gorilla who's sitting right there doing the Radio WWF commentary.

Heh, I LOVE Gorilla on commentary. I mark out everytime he says to whoever he's commentating with "Will you stop?" It's the best line ever, it really is.

Plus, he'd bring out the L-word in a match . . . Logic.

 

For instance, if during a tag match, 2 heels are double teaming a face and his partner tries to make the save, the ref will hold him back. Gorilla would just wonder aloud why that's going to stop him. If you're going into the ring, ya might as well go in all the way. I'd come up w/ more examples, but then I'd be here all night.

 

BTW, "Will you Stop?!?" ranks right up there with "Sorry I asked!"

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Bret was born in 1958. Thus he was 36.

If he was born in 58 and this is 1996, how was he only 36?

that was in 1994 Numbnuts.

Well, fuck me......

[Guest godthedog]

"Owen/Angle would've been better then Bret/Angle..."

 

i disagree, i think bret & angle would compliment each other better. angle brings the great offense & the crazy ass bumps, bret brings the pacing and the brains. bret was THE man to carry a match, and angle is VERY carryable.

[Guest Choken One]

David FN Draiman on WWE TV!

[Guest treble charged]

*marks out for Ed The Sock*

[Guest Choken One]

Jericho owns.

[Guest Dmann2000]

After this...I'm breaking out the even BETTER televised Hart brother match...

SummerSlam 94?

[Guest Choken One]

X!

[Guest Choken One]

After this...I'm breaking out the even BETTER televised Hart brother match...

SummerSlam 94?

oh yea baby...

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

After this...I'm breaking out the even BETTER televised Hart brother match...

SummerSlam 94?

oh yea baby...

Gotta agree with that one.

[Guest Eagan469]

So is it officially called "The First Network For Men" now?

[Guest Choken One]

The Emotion and Drama of Slam 94 over rides the more "Scientific" match...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I may be impartial since I started watching wrestling in '94, but I think '94 was an awesome year in the WWF thanks to the Bret/Owen feud and Shawn Michaels heel antics.

[Guest Choken One]

So is it officially called "The First Network For Men" now?

T.F.N.M

 

Doesn't work.

[Guest godthedog]

i think i'll bust out their iron man match, haven't seen that in a while.

[Guest Choken One]

I may be impartial since I started watching wrestling in '94, but I think '94 was an awesome year in the WWF thanks to the Bret/Owen feud and Shawn Michaels heel antics.

1994 owned save for the Undertaker foolishness...also the first 6 months of WCW owned.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Hmmm...maybe I should too

[Guest Choken One]

i think i'll bust out their iron man match, haven't seen that in a while.

Don't got that match available...Seen it tho...

[Guest Choken One]

X TIME!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They messed up which PPV it was!

[Guest CanadianChick]

So is it officially called "The First Network For Men" now?

You want to know what's funny? I watch a "men's network" much more than a "women's network". Hell, I NEVER watch the women's network.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

I'm a peep!