Guest Low Brass Report post Posted March 29, 2002 It's late at night. Everybody is asleep as time passes. Now it's morning. Everybody wakes up, does a bunch of stuff, and then goes back to sleep. Now a day has passed for no reason at all. Oh look, it's Low Brass wandering Times Square. Low Brass has managed to stumble upon the place where the big screen thingy's pictures are broadcast from. Then he leaves. Low Brass arrives in... THE GUND ARENA!! For some reason, lots of people are there, probably cause it's THE GUND ARENA!!! and the JL always goes there. Low Brass has a quick announcement. Low Brass: Hello my friends! You may all have noticed that I have not been in competition since retaining the Stables Championship for the final time. Well, I have a major announcement. Oh, Low Brass, what could it be? Low Brass: I'm retiring... AGAIN!!! However, this time is not from injury. But like the others, I'll most likely be back. I'm like Michael Jordan. I enjoy vacations and my body begs for one now. But as leader of X Force 9, I have a few notes of mention. X Force 9 will run without a leader for the time being until I decide how one is to be picked. Oh, and by vacation, I meant vacation from wrestling, not an actual vacation. Ladies and gentlemen, you'll be seeing a lot of me from now on. I'm going to talk a lot more. But wrestling is out of it for now. So Ash and Erek, keep it up and beat up people. Peace out people! Low Brass has kicked enough ass to satisfy him for a little while!! The crowd cheers. Wow Low Brass, that was wonderful. Maybe you should grow a goatee so that nobody will recognize you. Because when you cover up the front-middle part of your chin, you are unrecognizable!! THE GUND ARENA!!! END PROMO Well, another leave of absence. AND NONE OF THIS EMOTIONAL STUFF! I'm not actually leaving, but I got school and a new job, and my schedule is just packed. I feel like I'm Ernest and I've gone to camp, except that I haven't, I've got work and school. Anyway I'll post promos here and there along the way. My next one will dictate how XF9's new leader will be decided. -Low Brass ugh... PS - sorry about the shit promo. I think it's kinda funny though. But it's hardly worthy of my usual work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ErekT2k Report post Posted March 29, 2002 Heh, you do know that it doesn't matter who you pick. We're still going to trash the locker room and paint funny things on Low Brass pictures. We, being Ash and I. Btw, Ash is pregnant. *His chick, you moron!* Oh, my bad. Are you sure?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted March 29, 2002 *puts up his old XF9 flag, and waves it before putting it back down* Well, I think it's time we put together an X Force Nine retirement home...and, Brass...for your next promo, you should almost entirely base the thing on Lucky Charms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 29, 2002 And then LowBrass relises "I'm at the worng arena!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Low Brass Report post Posted March 30, 2002 "wrong" arena, Cutthroat. And actually, THE GUND ARENA!!! is always welcome to be used in JL promos. I wanna be in a retirement home! They feed you and take care of you. It's like you hardly have to work at being alive! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted March 30, 2002 A retirement home is a sweet deal. Unless it's one of those crooked retirement homes where the nurses steal your money, those aren't too good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted March 30, 2002 Atta boy... I kicked your ass! Blarg is my word! Blargg is yours and Super Mario Worlds! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Low Brass Report post Posted March 31, 2002 BLARG!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
