Build the Perfect SWF Writer

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

What elements of what SWF writers would you take to make the best wrestling writer possible and why? Whether it be Danny Williams knack for build and construction, Flesher's ability with chain wrestling, TBS' penchant for awesome finishes, Wildchild's highspot writing, JD's mastery of writing hardcore or Justice and Rule's ways with a tag match, even the promo skills of some of the JL n00bs. What fundamental wrestling and writing skills are needed to be the best ever and who is tops in those categories?

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

*checks who is marking match for Crimson*

 

 

 

I think Judge is the greatest writer in the whole WF. Yep, you heard me. JUDGE IS THE GREATEST WRITER IN THE WF.

[Guest realitycheck]

Building from scratch instead of adding someone else's talent to my own...

 

I would start with Danny's aformentioned ability to construct brilliant match stories, be them complex or simple.

 

From there, I'd toss in a half-cup of Sacred's pure wrestling mind, a half-cup of ELM's ability to write flowing but impressive high-spots, a pint of blood (For Dace's horrorcore writing), and two tablespoons of my own ability to master character emotions and reactions throughout a match. I'd toss in Crowe's melodramatic finish builds to taste.

 

I'd add sprinkle of Raynor's humour, for commentary and promoing purposes, but also a dash Thoth's stark and serious writing style. I'd top it with a slice of Ham (For Edwin's talent with flash, panache, and other little touches), bake in Silent's amazing ability to create winding and engrossing angles in 10 seconds, garnish with Janus' unbelievable punctuality and motivation, and serve with Tom Flesher's record.

 

Bon appatite.

 

-Z

[Guest Crowe]

This question hurts my brain.

[Guest TheAntipop]

Kingy's dreamy eyes.

Kingy's milky skin.

Kingy's soft, sensual lips.

Grand Slam's new house.

Kingy's firm, tight love hole.

Kingy's magical lightning rod of ultra power.

And the Police's "Roxanne" to set the mood.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Tom Flesher.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Me...

 

OK, definitely not me...

[Rawknight 0]

My alcohol tolerance, JD's dope habit and Annie's choice in women Fuck writing let's PARTY!

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I think Crowe is a bigger kron then me. I'm just Canadian.

[Guest Suicide King]

I think G pretty much had it nailed down.

[Guest TheAntipop]

I think G pretty much had it nailed down.

I take it you've seen Mark's future home too then.

[Guest Suicide King]

Indeed I have.

[Guest TheAntipop]

Do you think they built a little room for you and I to grow old in?