Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted February 8, 2002 this guy avtually has mall appearances, and you have to pay bucks to take a picture with him and an autograph...this is sad, i mean if i want to talk with a guy who lost alot of weight ill talk to Paul Bearer...he works at my local rite-aid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FakeRazor Report post Posted February 8, 2002 Heh, I feel bad for whatever sap that would actually pay to have their picture taken with Jared Fogle. Almost as bad as paying for an autograph from Virgil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 8, 2002 I'd take a picture with Jared. He's truly been an inspiration to me. Not so much to lose weight...I've always been pretty thin, anyway. No, because of Jared I've begun carrying around novelty oversized pants and holding them like a bullfighter would a red flag. My popularity has skyrocketed as a result. Thank you, Jared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Galactic Gigolo Report post Posted February 8, 2002 LOL. What a joke. He was a fat f-uck who probably let depression win him over when he was younger, so he stuffed and stuffed his fat f-ucking face, and two hundred pounds later, he was Jarod. And after eating Subway sandwhiches everyday forever, he lost weight. Wow, I get Straight A's. Why doesn't anyone want to take photos with my bitter ass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dark Lotus Report post Posted February 8, 2002 I'm pissed off by this Subway thing. I've been eating Subway sandwiches all the time, 3 sandwiches per meal, and I haven't lost a pound. In fact I've gotten fatter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kagato Otaku Report post Posted February 8, 2002 Seriously, what the fuck? What, are you supposed to exercise or something? I thought you just sat back and let the tapeworm do all the work. The Henry, Clay Henry manhunt begins TONIGHT unless I get some goddamn answers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dark Lotus Report post Posted February 8, 2002 Mmmm... tapeworms.... Henry Clay Henry skull keg party at my house tomorrow night! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 8, 2002 It's great the guy lost weight and all, but Jared being all over the place ie. TV, now mall appearances, it's getting out of hand. Subway is probably trying to get people to think "Eat Subway all the time and lose weight!" to get more business. And you HAVE TO PAY to meet the guy. WOW. I read that Virgil charges $15 for an autograph. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted February 8, 2002 I must be invisible. I've chimed in on every Subway/Jared topic posted about how the diet works. I've explained it as best as I can. And you still bash the diet and all. Its not the fact that he was eating subway subs. And to add to that, he was eating 1 sub for lunch each day which is on their 7 with 6 grams of fat list without any condiments and extra vegetables. He at a sensible dinner at home... He could have been eating anything that is low fat as long as he kept the calories down to between 1000 and 1500 a day. And that might sound easy, but the day after you eat 1500 calories when your body is used to 4000, you probably would go nuts and eat 6000 calories because your body's metabolism would be messed up. And you cant just eat fewer calories and not do at least some exercise, because if you dont exercise, your body's metabolism will slow down and then you'll not lose a pound. If you consumed 500 fewer calories a day than you body needs, in 7 days you would lose 1 pound because your body will burn fat to replace the calories that you didnt consume from food. There are approximately 3500 calories in 1 pound of body fat. Of course the reverse works just the same. If you eat 500 more calories than your body needs a day for 7 days without burning off those calories, you would gain 1 pound. Since the start of the year, I've lost 4 pounds and I havent been eating subs from subway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted February 10, 2002 It's really sad that he's getting celebrity treatment for performing such a formulaic weight loss plan of a low calorie diet and lots of exercise. Sure it puts asses into the seats at Subway, but the whole Jared campaign is why I go to Quizno's for my meatball subs now. I'd be nicer, but he charges $25 for his autograph so...enjoy your 15 minutes, bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Canadian Gangsta Report post Posted February 11, 2002 I read that Virgil charges $15 for an autograph. I would GLADLY pay $15 for a Virgil autograph! I mean, who in their right mind wouldn't? Its VIRGIL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest g00n Report post Posted February 11, 2002 ya know, if ya go to the official website it has a disclaimer saying not to use the diet. this makes sense? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dark Lotus Report post Posted February 11, 2002 I know, Marvin. I'm just playing Dumb Diet Guy here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted February 11, 2002 I eat subs at SubWay and know what? They only work if you excercise, you guys got the wrong idea here. You don't eat 5 Meatball subs a day and lose 200 pounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Army Eye Report post Posted February 11, 2002 screw Jared.. $25 to meet him?? So he got super fat and then lost the weight.. so what? What about those of us who never got in the first place? Isn't that even better? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fazzle Report post Posted February 11, 2002 I bet Jared topless is one of the scariest sights on earth. He must have stretch marks out the wazoo. Not that I think about Jared topless, of course. *whistles innocently* ...Ah, crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kagato Otaku Report post Posted February 14, 2002 Couldn't be any worse than the Blue Meanie. Wait a minute...oh God...GAWD..I must go gouge out my eyes with a straw now. It's been nice being able to see, and stuff. Though I wonder if I'll still be able to see Meanie topless in my mind...oh God, get it out, GET IT OUT!! AIIIIIIEEEE!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Galactic Gigolo Report post Posted February 15, 2002 I read that Virgil charges $15 for an autograph. I would GLADLY pay $15 for a Virgil autograph! I mean, who in their right mind wouldn't? Its VIRGIL! I'd definetly pay $15 for a Virgil autograph, but I'd make him sign it "Michael Jones Vincent Virgil Curly Bill." It would be replace by Glacier signed photo (Greg, Stay Cool- Glacier) as the crownded jewel of my collection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kagato Otaku Report post Posted February 15, 2002 No "Soul Train" or Shane? Slacker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted February 15, 2002 Fazzle, I am going to find you, and when I do... well let's just say I didn't spend 5 frickin years in frickin evil medical school learning how to get people better okay You put a picture of a topless Jared into my head, that is an image that will haunt me forever (or days at least). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Army Eye Report post Posted February 15, 2002 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted February 18, 2002 That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....PEOPLE DIE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cdstunner66 Report post Posted February 19, 2002 Holy Jeebus! He looks like Craig from Malcom in the Middle! Coincidence....I think not! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted March 31, 2002 gotta love that picture of really fat Jared Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
