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PROMO-Welcome to the USA

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:: A basic black screen is shown on the video screen and then the camera shows the sky as it slowly fades from the beautiful night sky into total blackness. Metallica’s “St. Anger” plays as the black screen fades into shots of the Ku Klux Klan burning crosses, Police men beating African Americans from the sixties, the Hindenberg crashing and clips of when Ronald Regan was shot. The shots fade to black once again and we see the words on the Video screen “It has to start some where. It has to start sometime. What better place than here. What better time than now”? The song ends and The scene opens into a small alley, which seems to be a perfect example of American poverty. Drunks, and homeless people lay in the corners, their backs hunched against the brick wall that keeps them in order. Beer bottles, paper bags, and many other inanimate objects are seen in either the hands of these people, or broken, and withered away on the ground.

 

One man, who looks very eccentric from the rest of the group, is seen walking down this alley. He is wearing a mask similar to one of Kendo Kashins‘s , and even has some black paint painted on underneath. He has a black trench coat, a black Metallica shirt, and black ripped jean shorts. He looks at the people around him, and responds by spitting at the cold concrete. He nears the end of the alley, and then turns, walking in another direction. .::

 

* The song lowers in volume*

 

Tokyo X: *to himself* So this is the United States of America

 

:: A homeless man crawling slowly with a sad hopeless look on his face and eventually gets to Tokyo’s feet and grovels for money. Without a word Tokyo kicks off the bum and stomps him right in the face almost breaking his nose. Tokyo walks a bit and grabs a broken 2x4 and hit’s the bum over the head with it drawing a fountain of blood. *6 on the muta scale.*

 

Tokyo X: You want water, and money? There now you can drink, that’s 1 out of the three things you need here in the USA you hopeless son of a bitch, Your nothing, was nothing and will always be nothing, you son of a bitch!.

 

:: Tokyo X reaches into his pocket and pulls out a 50 dollar bill and wipes the mans bloody face with it. X crumbles the dollar up and shoves it into the bloody mans mouth, X looks at the homeless man with no remorse and begins to laugh sadistically.

 

Tokyo X: Now you have money. You have 2 out of the 3 essentials to surviving here in America. You want the last thing?

 

:: Tokyo X signals the bum to get up which he does… X extends his hand expecting to receive a handshake and a prideful look which is noticeable through the mask, but instead the bum begins to run away. Stumbling the bum only gets 10 yards before he is grabbed by the hair and knocked into a pile of trash cans. .::

 

Tokyo X: You see I was about to give you the third essential that being… respect but obviously now you wont get it.

 

:: Tokyo grabs the bloody homeless man by the hair and drags him to the side wall. X rams the bums face to the wall drawing a blood curdling scream in the process.::

 

YOU DO NOT RUN AWAY FROM TOKYO X!!! YOU DO NOT DISRESPECT ME AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!! I AM LIKE NO OTHER MAN YOU HAVE SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. AND I WILL NOT LET THIS GO UNPUNISHED!!! YOU WILL NO LONGER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN YOU POOR HELPLESS SON OF A BITCH!!!

 

::Tokyo X rams the bums head again and again and again until the homeless man passes out from the excruciating pain of ants crawling into his head. Tokyo X lets the man drop to the ground where he smiles at him::

 

Tokyo X: See ya later dad.

 

::Shining Black walks away from his bloody father as ants continue to eat away at the passed out body.::

 

*”Saint anger continues to play at full volume*

 

::The scene fades to black as the words “It has to start somewhere. It has to start sometime. What better place than here. What better time than now” once again shows up on the screen.

 

THE ~X~ RELOULTION HAS BEGUN

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Sorry for the promo sucking, I'll try getting another one out today or tomorrow. Feedback always welcome. B-) B-) B-)

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Guest The Extreme Solution

Holy shit.... that's one sadistic promo, read well though, and it sets up your character as one heartless fucker... hope you can translate that to your matches if that's the character angle you want to put across.. all in all cool promo, keep up the good work

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

You need to clean up your syntax a bit, some of your sentences just read awkwardly. Some similarities with Lockwood's promo and his views which will prove interesting to see how the characters play off of one another in their coming match. The Million Dollar Man bit wit the fifty dollar bill was clever and priceless. Making the guy his dad is too stupid and winking. I was expecting a rimshot. I think it actually makes him more sadistic if he just beats up a random bum rather than his father, because that opens up all these questions about his family life and background which are needless and fairly unaswerable. You had me until the end.

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