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How rude!

Hey man, I saw that chick on a Driven on VH1 about the Olsen Twins. She turned out pretty damn hot!~

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Guest JHawk

She softly kissed his gentle lips as she ran her hand up and down his thigh. Then she slowly pulled his boxers down, revealing the largest penis she had ever seen.

 

And then he woke up.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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How rude!

Hey man, I saw that chick on a Driven on VH1 about the Olsen Twins. She turned out pretty damn hot!~

You can tell in that picture right there she was going to grow up to be hot.

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Guest Eagan469
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How rude!

Hey man, I saw that chick on a Driven on VH1 about the Olsen Twins. She turned out pretty damn hot!~

BUT LOOK AT DJ! YEAH DJ! YES YES YES

 

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
I am in awe of this thread.

IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU!

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Guest Anglesault

Do you believe in rock 'n' roll?

 

Can music save your mortal soul?

 

Can you teach me how to dance real slow?

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Do you believe in rock 'n' roll?

 

Can music save your mortal soul?

 

Can you teach me how to dance real slow?

who cares? the music died!

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Do you believe in rock 'n' roll?

 

Can music save your mortal soul?

 

Can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.

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Guest Anglesault

The players tried to take the field

 

The marching band refused to yield

 

Can you recall what was revealed...

 

The day the music died?

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Guest Downhome
I am in awe of this thread.

IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU!

I'm in awe of all of the free DVDs I've been getting the past few weeks! :D

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Guest evenflowDDT
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How rude!

Hey man, I saw that chick on a Driven on VH1 about the Olsen Twins. She turned out pretty damn hot!~

BUT LOOK AT DJ! YEAH DJ! YES YES YES

 

candace.jpg

Find any other picture of Candice Cameron (preferrably one showing her whole body). She looks exactly the same now as she did in 5th grade, only a little taller and with kids. And I find that scary as hell.

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Guest Eagan469
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How rude!

Hey man, I saw that chick on a Driven on VH1 about the Olsen Twins. She turned out pretty damn hot!~

BUT LOOK AT DJ! YEAH DJ! YES YES YES

 

candace.jpg

Find any other picture of Candice Cameron (preferrably one showing her whole body). She looks exactly the same now as she did in 5th grade, only a little taller and with kids. And I find that scary as hell.

and you know what?...

 

 

I'd hit it

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

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Can't we all just get along and agree... this should NOT bve singing Talking Heads songs.

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Guest JHawk

Jeff: Yea, I hate phoning. You never know who's going to answer.

 

Steve: Well, you do realize you're supposed to phone specific people, right?

 

Jeff: Yea, still, you know what it's like. You phone someone, someone you know, or a woman, and you don't know what's going on. You're just suddenly in the middle of someone's house; anything could be happening! There could be old people, naked.

 

Patrick: You wouldn't be able to see them!

 

Jeff: Yea, but they could be out there, rustling...

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

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Tobacco is truly wacko... if you're a mutant camel.

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Guest evenflowDDT
and you know what?...

 

 

I'd hit it

Seriously? I had a crush on her in 5th grade and HEEEEELLLLL NO!

 

Plus her husband is a hockey player. He'd hit you.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
My thread rules.

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Regis says: "Eat me, you jealous biatch!"

 

 

Good one, Regis.

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