Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 What did I win? A date with Tim Moysey You got me on that one. The name sounds familiar, but I can't place it, so it can't be good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted July 3, 2003 All together now: Pump, pump, pa-pumpa pump pump pump, pump pump pu-pumpa pump pump pump, pa-pumpa pumps your blood! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 My roommate says, "I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird-ass quiz where he reveals the answer first... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 3, 2003 My roommate says, "I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird-ass quiz where he reveals the answer first... Hey, at least you didn't lose something, ask him if he's seen it, only for him to reply "Well, where did you leave it?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 My roommate says, "I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird-ass quiz where he reveals the answer first... Hey, at least you didn't lose something, ask him if he's seen it, only for him to reply "Well, where did you leave it?" I did, once. This was the reply... I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. I never asked him a question again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted July 3, 2003 (edited) Just pimping on through... Edited July 3, 2003 by Jobber of the Week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Adam 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 MARIO! *marks out* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 I am stuck on Band-Aid brand, and Band-Aid's stuck on me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 I'm bored at work, any ideas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Let's do TSM Karaoke! I'll get it started... I know when he's been on your mind That distant look is in your eyes I thought with time you'd realize It's over over It's not the way I choose to live And something somewhere's got to give As sharing this relationship gets older older You know I'd fight for you But how I can fight someone who isn't even there I've had the rest of you now I want the best of you, I dont care if that's not fair Chorus: Cause I want it all Or nothing at all There's no where left to fall When you reach the bottom it's now or never Is it all Or are we just friends Is this how it ends With a simple telephone call You leave me here with nothing at all There are times it seems to me I'm sharing you with memories I feel it in my heart But I don't show it show it And then there's times you look at me As though I'm all that you can see Those times I don't believe it's right I know it know it Don't me make me promises Baby you never did know how to keep them well I've had the rest of you Now I want the best of you... It's time for show and tell Chorus Cause you and I Could lose it all if you've got no more room No room inside for me in your life Cause I want it all Or nothing at all There's no where left to fall It's now or never Chorus x2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 I...Am...The...TIKI GOD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 I like the TSM Karaoke idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted July 3, 2003 n the Still of the Night I hear the wolf howl, honey Sniffing around your door. In the Still of the Night I feel my heart beating heavy Telling me I gotta have more. In the shadow of night I see the full moon rise Telling me what's in store, My heart start aching. My body start a shaking And I can't take no more, no, no. Now I just wanna get close to you An' taste your love so sweet And I just wanna make love to you Feel your body heat. In the Still of the Night. In the Still of the Night. Over here baby. In the heat of the day I hang my head down low And hide my face from the sun. Through the light of the day Until the evening time I'm waiting for the night to come. In the Still of the Night, In the cool moonlight, I feel heart is aching In the Still of the Night. (Solo) Tell me here baby. In the Still of the Night I hear the wolf howl, honey Sniffing around your door. In the Still of the Night I feel my heart beating heavy Telling me I gotta have more. Now I just wanna get close to you An' taste your love so sweet And I just wanna make love to you Feel your body heat. In the Still of the Night... Still of the Night, Still of the Night, Still of the Night... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Sorry for the double post but I just say fuck it since everyone else is doing it. This is a little ditty by a fine young band, Cannibal Corpse. This one goes out to all the ladies out there. Swollen with liquid Ready to burst A load of my lymph Will quench this dead body's thirst One month in the grave twisted and half decayed She turned a putrid yellow I pissed in her maggot filled asshole Fucking the rotting My semen is bleeding The smell of decay Seeps from her genital cavity The smell was unbearable As I unburied her I cum blood from my erection I feel it run down her throat, swallow Eyes glassy and vacant body dug up to play with Skin greasy and naked tounguing her rotted anus I need a live woman to fill with my fluid A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill her body exceptional she thought I was normal but I wanted more I came blood inside of her chocking on the clot gagging on my snot gushing blood, from her mouth bloody gel leaking out Body buried in a shallow grave Unmarked for none to find The sickness I have left behind Undetected go my crimes The greatest thrill of my life was hacking my hard cock with a knife Violent, climax Serging serum on my skin Back from the dead I am resurrected to spew, putrification Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Triple Threat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted July 3, 2003 New boy in the neighborhood Lives down stairs and it's understood. He's there just to take good care of me. Like he's one of the family. Charles in charge of Our days and our nights. Charles in charge of Our wrongs and our rights. So I say I want Charles in charge of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChris Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Good times... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted July 3, 2003 ^ He loves only gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 3, 2003 I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. <ahem> Danger, watch behind you! There's a stranger out to find you! What to do? Just grab on to some ducktales. (whoo-oo) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Since Dames is not around, this one is dedicated to him Sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent. Snot is running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Hey Aqualung! Drying in the cold sun Watching as the frilly panties run. Hey Aqualung! Feeling like a dead duck spitting out pieces of his broken luck. Sun streaking cold an old man wandering lonely. Taking time the only way he knows. Leg hurting bad, as he bends to pick a dog end goes down to the bog and warms his feet. Feeling alone the army's up the road salvation a la mode and a cup of tea. Aqualung my friend don't ya start away uneasy you poor old sod you see it's only me. Do you still remember December's foggy freeze when the ice that clings on to your beard is screaming agony And you snatch your rattling last breaths with deep-sea diver sounds, and the flowers bloom like madness in the spring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 3, 2003 You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination: that is your creation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Wooo! Tull and Aqua rock! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
