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Someone want to tell me what the "Slide" thing is about with the penguin? I've seen that a few times in the last couple of days out of nowhere, and I have no clue what the hell it is.

go watch 'fight club'. it will explain all. and you'd like the soundtrack.

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Recycle! Reduce! Reuse! And close the loop. We can close the loop...

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Guest JHawk

When I was a boy of 10

I had a very best friend

Fred was kind with good intent

But just a little different

 

Oh special Fred

Momma dropped him on his head

Now he’s not so bright instead

He’s a little bit special

 

We’d play tag

And he’d get hurt

I’d play soldier

He’d eat dirt

 

I liked math

And the spelling bee

Fred like talking to a tree

 

Oh special Fred

Momma dropped him on his head

Now she keeps him in the shed

Cuz he’s a little bit special

 

I ran track and hung out in malls

Fred ran head first into walls

I had girls and lots of clothes

And Fred had names for all his toes

 

Oh special Fred

Momma dropped him on his head

Now he thinks he’s a piece of bread

Cuz he’s a little bit special

 

One day talking with special Fred

He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head

And as he laughed at me that’s when I knew

That special Fred just made me special too

 

Now I laugh as I count bugs

I give strangers great big hugs

Next to me Fred is fine

Yeah he’s a fucking Einstein

 

Oh special Fred and me

Now we’re not right in the head you see

Now we’re not so bright instead

We’re a little bit special

Just a little bid special

That bastard Fred made me special

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Guest Eagan469

Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have sex with

Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with

Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda sexy

Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked

 

I wonder what it would be like

To have sex with the Great One

I wonder what it would be like

To have sex with the league's leading scorer

 

Wayne Gretzky, I know he's a married man

But maybe, he'd be attracted to me

Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy

Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man

 

I wonder what it would be like

To have sex with the Great One

I wonder what it would be like

To have sex with the league's leading scorer

 

[spoken]

Yeah, I wonder what it would be like?

Ah, it'll never happen, it's just a pipe dream.

Wait a minute -- I'm not even gay, I'm married!

Pssh, whatever.

 

Wayne Gretzky

I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah

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Guest Eagan469

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This week People magazine came out with it's annual list of the Hottest 100 Stars in the country. Justin Timberlake placed #11, Cameron Diaz was #2. And the Hottest Star in the country? You guessed it...

 

 

 

 

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Frank Stallone!

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Guest JHawk

Why do they call it "hardware"? Not all of it is hard and you wear any of it.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I saw Fight Club. Maybe because I disliked the movie I didn't retain much of it.

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Guest Eagan469

I saw the sign.

 

Yeah, it opened up my eyes.

 

I saw the sign.

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Guest Vern Gagne
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This week People magazine came out with it's annual list of the Hottest 100 Stars in the country. Justin Timberlake placed #11, Cameron Diaz was #2. And the Hottest Star in the country? You guessed it...

 

 

 

 

frank2.jpg

Frank Stallone!

I bet Stallone got pissed when MacDonold did that on SNL. Probably threw something at the TV, and called his agent, demadning they sue that son of a bitch.

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Guest Eagan469
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This week People magazine came out with it's annual list of the Hottest 100 Stars in the country.  Justin Timberlake placed #11, Cameron Diaz was #2.  And the Hottest Star in the country?  You guessed it...

 

 

 

 

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Frank Stallone!

I bet Stallone got pissed when MacDonold did that on SNL. Probably threw something at the TV, and called his agent, demadning they sue that son of a bitch.

Miller and Nealon started it, then it became a running joke.

 

Tina Fey said something similar on Weekend Update a few months back.

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Step By Step - you knew they were in trouble when a little girl and Balki joined the cast...

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This just in...

 

 

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Four out of five doctors think the other doctor is an idiot.

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