SJL Metal Predictions!

[Guest DawnBTVS]

FIVE MAN BATTLE ROYALE FOR A NEW CAR!

Tokyo X vs. Dominic Korgath vs Doug Sienkenwicz vs. Craig McLennan vs. “Carless” Mark Jindrak

 

I’LL CONK YOU CONKLIN SINGLES MATCH

Danny Conklin vs. Todd Royal

 

HAVE AT YOU SCURVY KNAVE SINGLES MATCH FOR THE SJL T.V. TITLE

Shawn Tybalt vs. English Dragon

 

HEY I’VE GOT THREE GUYS LEFTOVER TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Michael D. Lockwood vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Manson

 

BEING FROM EAST ST. LOUIS IS A SIN IF I EVER HEARD ONE SINGLES MATCH

“The Sinner” John Duran vs. Scott Solomon

 

WEAPON OF CHOICE MATCH

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier

 

TAG TEAM MATCH TO STALL TITLE SHOTS AND LOOK LIKE A BIG MAIN EVENT

Charlie “The Grappler” Matthews and Leo Breslin vs. Viktor Tarakanov and Tim Dillon

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

FIVE MAN BATTLE ROYALE FOR A NEW CAR!

Tokyo X vs. Dominic Korgath vs Doug Sienkenwicz vs. Craig McLennan vs. “Carless” Mark Jindrak

- I really want "Carless" Mark Jindrak to win, because he has the best gimmick ever. But given he doesnt actually exist, I guess I'll go for McLennan.

 

I’LL CONK YOU CONKLIN SINGLES MATCH

Danny Conklin vs. Todd Royal

- The Conkster because he's OAOAST~!

 

HAVE AT YOU SCURVY KNAVE SINGLES MATCH FOR THE SJL T.V. TITLE

Shawn Tybalt vs. English Dragon

- No prediction, but should be a fun match to write.

 

HEY I’VE GOT THREE GUYS LEFTOVER TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Michael D. Lockwood vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Manson

- Lockwood because he's OAOAST~!

 

BEING FROM EAST ST. LOUIS IS A SIN IF I EVER HEARD ONE SINGLES MATCH

“The Sinner” John Duran vs. Scott Solomon

- Close one...Duran.

 

WEAPON OF CHOICE MATCH

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier

- Spikey

 

TAG TEAM MATCH TO STALL TITLE SHOTS AND LOOK LIKE A BIG MAIN EVENT

Charlie “The Grappler” Matthews and Leo Breslin vs. Viktor Tarakanov and Tim Dillon

- Charlie & Leo. Or a 4 way no show~!

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

FIVE MAN BATTLE ROYALE FOR A NEW CAR!

Tokyo X vs. Dominic Korgath vs Doug Sienkenwicz vs. Craig McLennan vs. “Carless” Mark Jindrak

- “Pussy Magnet” Chris Nowinski makes a run in and Mark Jindrak FINALLY wins a car. Then HSW tries to take over the SJL! But Raynor beats Frost, forcing Frost and HSW to leave the JL alone, forever! Way to go, Commish.

 

I’LL CONK YOU CONKLIN SINGLES MATCH

Danny Conklin vs. Todd Royal

- Is Danny showing? Todd, I guess.

 

HAVE AT YOU SCURVY KNAVE SINGLES MATCH FOR THE SJL T.V. TITLE

Shawn Tybalt vs. English Dragon

- ED is my OAOAST boy, so he will take back his title.

 

HEY I’VE GOT THREE GUYS LEFTOVER TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Michael D. Lockwood vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Manson

- Manson, due to us never showing and being stuck in the JL forever.

 

BEING FROM EAST ST. LOUIS IS A SIN IF I EVER HEARD ONE SINGLES MATCH

“The Sinner” John Duran vs. Scott Solomon

- I miss the Big Cunt nickname. Duran for the win.

 

WEAPON OF CHOICE MATCH

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier

- Whats the record between me and Jake? 2 wins a piece, and 12 double no shows? That sounds about right.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH TO STALL TITLE SHOTS AND LOOK LIKE A BIG MAIN EVENT

Charlie “The Grappler” Matthews and Leo Breslin vs. Viktor Tarakanov and Tim Dillon

- On the fact that Thor sucks a whole lot of ass, and Charlie owns him, and after our tag match, I am interested in where Leo and Dillon are going, hopefully going into a rematch for the Euro belt. But here, I'll go with the Champs.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

FIVE MAN BATTLE ROYALE FOR A NEW CAR!

Tokyo X vs. Dominic Korgath vs Doug Sienkenwicz vs. Craig McLennan vs. “Carless” Mark Jindrak

-> Dominic Korgath

 

I’LL CONK YOU CONKLIN SINGLES MATCH

Danny Conklin vs. Todd Royal

-> Todd Royal

 

HAVE AT YOU SCURVY KNAVE SINGLES MATCH FOR THE SJL T.V. TITLE

Shawn Tybalt vs. English Dragon

-> English Dragon

 

HEY I’VE GOT THREE GUYS LEFTOVER TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Michael D. Lockwood vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Manson

-> Manson

 

BEING FROM EAST ST. LOUIS IS A SIN IF I EVER HEARD ONE SINGLES MATCH

“The Sinner” John Duran vs. Scott Solomon

-> "The Sinner" John Duran

 

WEAPON OF CHOICE MATCH

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier

-> "Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier

 

TAG TEAM MATCH TO STALL TITLE SHOTS AND LOOK LIKE A BIG MAIN EVENT

Charlie “The Grappler” Matthews and Leo Breslin vs. Viktor Tarakanov and Tim Dillon

-> Charlie "Grappler" Matthews & Leo Breslin

[Guest The Superstar]

~Normal predictions?! What the hell?!?!

 

SIX MAN BATTLE ROYALE FOR A NEW CAR!

Tokyo X vs. Dominic Korgath vs Doug Sienkenwicz vs. Craig McLennan vs. “Carless” Mark Jindrak vs. "The Extreme Solution" Jonathan Clarke

 

~To continue the HSW references, Jimmy Jack Spock runs in, but promptly gets tossed out by Korgath or something. And uh, Clarke to win.

 

I’LL CONK YOU CONKLIN SINGLES MATCH

Danny Conklin vs. Todd Royal

 

~Danny Boy!

 

HAVE AT YOU SCURVY KNAVE SINGLES MATCH FOR THE SJL T.V. TITLE

Shawn Tybalt vs. English Dragon

 

~English Dragon to become yet another two time! two time! TV Champion!

 

HEY I’VE GOT THREE GUYS LEFTOVER TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Michael D. Lockwood vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Manson

 

~Manson is iffy, but if he writes he'll take it. If not, Go JAY!

 

BEING FROM EAST ST. LOUIS IS A SIN IF I EVER HEARD ONE SINGLES MATCH

“The Sinner” John Duran vs. Scott Solomon

 

~Duran, because he is the man. He'll show Scott Solomon EVIL!

 

WEAPON OF CHOICE MATCH

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier

 

~Double No-Sh0w.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH TO STALL TITLE SHOTS AND LOOK LIKE A BIG MAIN EVENT

Charlie “The Grappler” Matthews and Leo Breslin vs. Viktor Tarakanov and Tim Dillon

 

~I would just like to say that it's awesome to be teaming with Leo Breslin.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

FIVE MAN BATTLE ROYALE FOR A NEW CAR!

Tokyo X vs. Dominic Korgath vs Doug Sienkenwicz vs. Craig McLennan vs. “Carless” Mark Jindrak

-I'll go with CM...go pyro boy go!

 

I’LL CONK YOU CONKLIN SINGLES MATCH

Danny Conklin vs. Todd Royal

-No pick here

 

HAVE AT YOU SCURVY KNAVE SINGLES MATCH FOR THE SJL T.V. TITLE

Shawn Tybalt vs. English Dragon

-I look for Tybalt to win

 

HEY I’VE GOT THREE GUYS LEFTOVER TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Michael D. Lockwood vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Manson

-Go Lockwood go!

 

BEING FROM EAST ST. LOUIS IS A SIN IF I EVER HEARD ONE SINGLES MATCH

“The Sinner” John Duran vs. Scott Solomon

-No idea...erm...Duran!

 

WEAPON OF CHOICE MATCH

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier

-Chris...but the factor is, will Spike show!?!

 

TAG TEAM MATCH TO STALL TITLE SHOTS AND LOOK LIKE A BIG MAIN EVENT

Charlie “The Grappler” Matthews and Leo Breslin vs. Viktor Tarakanov and Tim Dillon

- I'll go with Grappler and Bres

[Guest GLWUT]

FIVE MAN BATTLE ROYALE FOR A NEW CAR!

Tokyo X vs. Dominic Korgath vs Doug Sienkenwicz vs. Craig McLennan vs. “Carless” Mark Jindrak

--McLennan

 

 

I’LL CONK YOU CONKLIN SINGLES MATCH

Danny Conklin vs. Todd Royal

--Royal, because the poor guy doesn't have the match named after him...

 

 

HAVE AT YOU SCURVY KNAVE SINGLES MATCH FOR THE SJL T.V. TITLE

Shawn Tybalt vs. English Dragon

--Tybalt

 

 

HEY I’VE GOT THREE GUYS LEFTOVER TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Michael D. Lockwood vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Manson

--Manson if he shows

 

 

BEING FROM EAST ST. LOUIS IS A SIN IF I EVER HEARD ONE SINGLES MATCH

“The Sinner” John Duran vs. Scott Solomon

--Going out on a limb here and calling for OOOO.

 

 

WEAPON OF CHOICE MATCH

“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier

--HSJ

 

 

TAG TEAM MATCH TO STALL TITLE SHOTS AND LOOK LIKE A BIG MAIN EVENT

Charlie “The Grappler” Matthews and Leo Breslin vs. Viktor Tarakanov and Tim Dillon

--Wow, my first main event... *tear*