Since the Trish Stratus interview didn't work out

[Guest OnlyMe]

DrTom wouldn't let me put it on the main page, in the interests of not pissing WWE off too much, but it's in the Smarks Krew forum.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

1) That link won't open for me.

 

2) What the Hell happen to this site? TSM's are scared to piss off the WWE these days?

[Guest OnlyMe]

1) Worked fine for me

 

2) He thinks that WWE will be looking at the site in light of the Trish stuff.

[Guest Sakura]

WWE looking at the site is bad?

[Guest JHawk]

WWE looking at the site is bad?

If it's the WWE legal department looking at the site, probably.

 

Still, that column would have classified under satire and probably would have been free of any legal troubles, so...

[Guest CronoT]

Triple H and Bradshaw crap all over the internet fans, so why should we give a shit what they think?

 

I'm betting WWE's webcast sales have plummetted like a biatch recently, too.

[Guest Sakura]

Triple H and Bradshaw crap all over the internet fans, so why should we give a shit what they think?

Exactly.

 

 

Albert: If you're reading this....you suck.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

So, did I ever tell you guys about the time I put a tape recorder in some jackass' back pocket, causing him to be fired? No?

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Albert's squash match on Smackdown was actually pretty good - he was pretty stiff and showed lots of faux~intensity. He needs to be repackaged (again) and paired with someone.

[Guest JHawk]

So, did I ever tell you guys about the time I put a tape recorder in some jackass' back pocket, causing him to be fired? No?

At least you didn't stick a microphone down your pants like Stasiak.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Dammit, my joke died..thanks to Stasiak.

 

And I don't care if anyone gets down on me if I say I can stand A-Train, and he's not that bad. Put him in a team with Hardcore Holly and you...have a heatless tag team.

[Guest OnlyMe]

WWE looking at the site is bad?

 

Basically, Tom doesn't want to burn any bridges with WWE. Although I'm sure I've said worse things about WWE in the past, it's Tom's decision what goes on the site and I'm not going to argue with him.

[Guest MrRant]

We have a bridge to burn?

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

And if there was one, wasn't it burnt a LONG time ago??

[Guest MrRant]

And I wanted to burn that bridge.

 

Goddammit.

[Guest Sakura]

Yeah, wouldn't labeling Bradshaw a sexual predator have turned our bridge into an inferno about a year ago?

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Bradshaw - that's definitely flaming subject matter.

 

...Yep.

 

RRR: #1 Bridge Burner.

[Guest Sakura]

I wonder if Kane goes around burning bridges.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Fuck the WWE legal department! If it wasn't for people like us they would have already gone under by now.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

*Kane walks on a Hollywood set with a lighter*

 

*Jeff Bridges is sitting in his trailer drinking a glass of water*

 

Kane: Hey Dude, wanna burn?

 

Jeff: Pardon me?

 

Kane: Dude, wanna burn? My pal RVD told me that you'd be the perfect guy to burn with man.

 

Jeff: I think you have me mistakened for someone else.

 

Kane: Ah come on Dude, you're the dude, RVD can't stop talking about you.

 

Jeff: Who's RVD? Who are you? Where's security.

 

 

...so the answer is none...

 

 

 

Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So, that's what you call me. You know, that, or his dudeness, or duder, or el duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

^LMAO!

 

I don't get it???

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

La Resistance: Nous avons seulement été autour pour un couple des mois, et déjà nous sommes au dessus! Infidels américains idiots.

 

We have only been around for a couple of months, and already we are at the top! Foolish American infidels.

 

Bradshaw: Fuck France. If they don't like Freedom of Speech, then they ain't American.

 

Funny.

[Guest TheGame2705]

Hmmm what's wrong here?

 

1.)Trying to act like an annoying "I've got the edge" reporter

2.)Making light of the shit that happened that could have seriously tarnished the writer and this site's cred

3.)Said writer not liking Albert

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Not to put lighter fluid on a burning dead horse, but try to remember this board is practically the epicenter of Bradshaw Ass Rape jokes. I wouldn't exactly say there is a "working relationship" with WWF.

 

PS - Hey Test: You're fucking awful.

[Guest cue_meanie]

This little Trish Melodrama is ridiculousy out of hand... the WWE is not plotting to put this site out of business, you can't burn a bridge that isn't there..the WWE doesn't like the internet as whole and this site...is so low on the sites that they would even think to take a gander at. Seriously though i doubt the WWE's Legal team has ever heard of this site...individual wrestlers.....maybe...WWE Legal Team...no way

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I love the Melodrama.

 

Sorry, I love Melodrama.

 

WHY WON'T YOU LET US HAVE THIS!!?!? Maybe, just MAYBE, if we hope against hopes with tears in our eyes and rainbows over head that ONE DAY we'll be free! WHY MUST YOU RUIN THIS FOR US!?! Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of this moment, a moment that united everyone under a common banner that created a unity in the community that could never be broken! This is the time! Get off your feet and cry out loud *THIS* IS THE TIME! THIS *IS* THE TIME! THIS IS *THE* TIME! THIS IS THE *TIME*! JESUS LORD CAN YOU FEEEEELL IT~!

[Guest cue_meanie]

Get off your feet and cry out loud *THIS* IS THE TIME! THIS *IS* THE TIME! THIS IS *THE* TIME! THIS IS THE *TIME*! JESUS LORD CAN YOU FEEEEELL IT~!

 

COMEDY GOLD!!!

The best thing to come out of this whole thing is that post by RRR

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Albert's squash match on Smackdown was actually pretty good - he was pretty stiff and showed lots of faux~intensity. He needs to be repackaged (again) and paired with someone.

 

I actually like the A-Train gimmick. His entrance is pretty cool along with his theme music. I wish he would just wear the black shirt and pants again.

 

Then again with A-Train, this is the same guy who, a year ago, was the Intercontinental Champion and would later go to try to learn dance steps from Scotty the Worm Master.

[Guest OnlyMe]

1.)Trying to act like an annoying "I've got the edge" reporter

2.)Making light of the shit that happened that could have seriously tarnished the writer and this site's cred

3.)Said writer not liking Albert

 

Look... seriously. I get the point that you don't like me. And to be honest, it doesn't bother me. Replying with ridiculous accusations, and irrelevant facts is tiresome though. If it continues, I will ask that an administrator looks at your posting priviliges.

[Guest Retro Rob]

2.)Making light of the shit that happened that could have seriously tarnished the writer and this site's cred

Ummm... I told Nik I thought it was a great idea. It was pretty damn funny IMO. BTW, the Cannabis joke was mine. The rest was all Nik.

 

As for why this hasn't appeared on the site, Nik already stated Tom's reasoning. BUT also keep in mind that this is Dames' site and he isn't around until Tuesday so...