Guest Mattdotcom Posted July 5, 2003 Report Posted July 5, 2003 I spent some time looking for this somewhere else on the board and don't feel like quoting a news source because this story is so ridiculous. I'll just paraphrase what I saw on TV. Justin "Sideshow Bob" Guarinni (from American Idol 1) was out on a jet ski when he lost control and almost hit a five-year old girl. He left the scene without appologizing and laughing. LAUGHING. He may have to pay a fine for unsafe boating equipment operation. I'm sure his massive pay check from his HUUUUGE movie should cover it. I guess the little girl stopped him from robbing a convenience store and sending an innocent clown to jail. Basically, I'm putting this in NHB because I don't think Justin qualifies as a musician or as news.
Guest Eagan469 Posted July 5, 2003 Report Posted July 5, 2003 well, he gets the "douchebag of the day" award
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted July 5, 2003 Report Posted July 5, 2003 I saw something about this. He could get up to 180 days in jail or/and $1200.00 fine. He'll never get that. That's the MAX. Six months from now during Raw we'll be threated to commercials/public service announcements of Justin (whatever) talking about the importance of motor boat safety.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted July 5, 2003 Report Posted July 5, 2003 And FearHavoc's member title is never more appropriate.
Guest subliminal_animal Posted July 5, 2003 Report Posted July 5, 2003 I can't believe Justin would do that. But I'm not going to be ashamed to live near Doylestown until someone like the Enquirer confirms this sordid escapade for me, and pronto.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted July 5, 2003 Report Posted July 5, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHA!! (links an American Idol super-mark he knows to this story)
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 5, 2003 Report Posted July 5, 2003 Dumb little bitch should've watched where she was swimming.
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