American Idol's Sideshow Bob

[Guest Mattdotcom]

I spent some time looking for this somewhere else on the board and don't feel like quoting a news source because this story is so ridiculous. I'll just paraphrase what I saw on TV.

 

Justin "Sideshow Bob" Guarinni (from American Idol 1) was out on a jet ski when he lost control and almost hit a five-year old girl. He left the scene without appologizing and laughing. LAUGHING. He may have to pay a fine for unsafe boating equipment operation. I'm sure his massive pay check from his HUUUUGE movie should cover it. I guess the little girl stopped him from robbing a convenience store and sending an innocent clown to jail.

 

Basically, I'm putting this in NHB because I don't think Justin qualifies as a musician or as news.

[Guest Eagan469]

well, he gets the "douchebag of the day" award

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

I saw something about this. He could get up to 180 days in jail or/and $1200.00 fine. He'll never get that. That's the MAX. Six months from now during Raw we'll be threated to commercials/public service announcements of Justin (whatever) talking about the importance of motor boat safety.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

And FearHavoc's member title is never more appropriate.

[Guest The Old Me]

That kid is a queer looking dipshit.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I can't believe Justin would do that. But I'm not going to be ashamed to live near Doylestown until someone like the Enquirer confirms this sordid escapade for me, and pronto.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

(links an American Idol super-mark he knows to this story)

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Dumb little bitch should've watched where she was swimming.