Who should be Jimmy Dean's running mate?

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Complete the ticket!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

He'll never get past the primaries.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Wow! Neither will Howard Dean!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Funny, he's the consensus frontrunner after Q2 fundraising.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Like the choice isn't obvious. He was in a movie with Burt Reynolds that alone is enough.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Burt Reynolds > Jimmy Dean.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

No no no, you need something to go with the sausage.

 

How about Aunt Jemimah? Don't tell me you don't like that maple goodness poured over those steamin', fresh from the skillet sausage patties.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

That might not be a bad choice. Jerry Reed and Jimmy Dean are both pretty similar. Aunt Jemimah or maybe Mrs. Butterworth might bring a wider variety of voters.

 

I'll still pimp for Reed for V.P., because he's a real person.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Look, all you've got to do is have some cute congressional page set Jemimah down on a podium, and have a tape of something pretentiously thoughtful by Maya Angelou playing. The folks at home won't know any better, and minorities and women will show up at the polls in record numbers. This might be a bold political move, choosing a bottle of syrup as a running mate, but it's one that will pay off in the end, and fill the gap for something to complement Jimmy.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Funny, he's the consensus frontrunner after Q2 fundraising.

And as we all know that seals the deal as to who wins a primary...