Guest KANE Report post Posted March 30, 2002 So Vince wasted his last pick on Maven just to get the hardcore division, and now it's moved to Raw. Now he's stuck with Maven and his two-move offense of drop kicks and roll-ups. Don't be surprised if you see this on Smackdown: (Smackdown starts. Vince's music hits as he gets into the ring. He calls out Maven) Vince: Maven, you cost me the hardcore division and what's more, you SUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. For that, tonight you'll be wrestling IN THIS VERY RING, against KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! Maven: Uh, Vince, you don't have Kane, either. VINCE: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! Well, my punishment match standby isn't here, but every genius has a plan B. TAKE YOUR BRA OFF AND TAKE IT OFF NOW!" Maven: "Um, Vince. Flair got Trish too." Vince: "Son of a bitch! Maven: "But you got Torrie and Stacy at least." Vince: "I don't care! Maven, put on a bra so I can yell at you to take it off!" Vince: CRAWL ON THE FLOOR AND BARK LIKE A DOG, MAVEN! Tonight, Maven, there will be a new member of the kiss my ass club! And it's you! Maven: Uh, Vince, you remember that Rikishi shut down the kiss my ass club with a stinkface, right? Vince: WHO CARES? HE'S ON RAW! HE'S NOT HERE TO HELP YOU NOW! GO AHEAD! SCREAM YOUR HEAD OFF! HE'S MIIILES FROM WHERE ANYONE CAN HEAR YOU! Maven: Vince! You picked him personally! (Rikishi's music hits) Vince: DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! (Rikishi gets in the ring and shoves Vince into a corner. Vince takes a Stinkface and Rikishi leaves. Maven remains on the ramp) Vince: "All right, Maven. You don't want to wear a bra or bark like a dog. Then let's try this." (Vince takes out a trashcan from under the ring.) Vince: "HE'S GONNA PUKE!!! HE'S GONNA PUKE!" (Just then the screen freezes. It pulls back to the upper right hand corner while a news anchor is seen sitting at his desk) Anchor: This week, as people tuned off of Smackdown in droves, Vincent K. McMahon, Jr. finally has lost his mind. (Cuts to clip) Vince: You crossed me for the last time, Tommy Maddox! You will defend your XFL championship tonight against Chris Jericho! (cuts back to anchor) Anchor: In a press release from Linda McMahon, Vincent's wife and business partner, said that Vincent is seeking treatment, and in the meanwhile, Smackdown will be in control of Stephanie McMahon, Vince's daughter, who was previously slated not to be on television for a long time. We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming. (Smackdown comes back on) Stephanie: BRING ME MY SPECIAL LOTION, TOMMY MADDOX, AND BRING IT NOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted March 30, 2002 That was halarious. Good job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Report post Posted March 30, 2002 Mwahahaha, screw the Pay-Per-Views, I'd pay big money to watch Vince finally have a mental breakdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 30, 2002 That was hilarious. Maybe Vince would think he's Ted Turner if he had a mental breakdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest X-Factor Corperation Report post Posted March 30, 2002 There's only a 92 % hance of that happining. Besides Vince can get the hardcore title back on Heat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KANE Report post Posted March 30, 2002 Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
