Memorable Bad Interviews

[Just John 0]

^^^

 

That was describing Mikey Whipreck.

 

I remember the Slamboree 96 ppv with Public Enemy vs Benoit and Sullivan in the lethal lottery. During that match, Rocco Rock falls over after stomping Benoit on the ground and Dusty said, "He heet heem so hawd, dat it threwed heem off balance. It's kinda like stompin' a rock, ya eva deed dat, stomp a rock?" Heenan replied in a confused, yet a god-you're-fucking-retarded voice, "No, I've never stomped a rock!"

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Tugboat Royal Rumble 91:

 

"I've got 29 life perservers, ready for those 29 land logged losers, and I'm gonna pull them in one by one behind this big ole TUG BOAT"

 

or something like that, real bad

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

Hogan's promo at the same show was not up to his usual standards...

 

He cuts his usual "Well you know Mean Gene..." stuff to start, then he flubs his lines, Gene interupts him to tell him Sarge has defaced the flag, and Hogan starts cutting a promo on Slaughter, but stumbles over the words a bunch, and says "You know what I'm trying to say, right Mean Gene?" "I do indeed Hulkster!"

 

Cut to Gorrilla: "boy the Hulk's really bent outta shape Hot Rod!"

[Guest Drury37]

Anyone remember Hogan's promo from Rumble 91? He had about five actually, but one particularly where he flubbed a line so badly, and his face just started jiggling and the like, when finally he "recovered" by stating that the title reign of Sgt. Slaughter "IS GONNA BE, ONLY TEMPORARY!" What the hell?

Speaking of Rumble 91, Warrior had a pretty terrible promo too, in addition to Savage looking like an idiot running onto the stage looking for Warrior, after he left for about five minutes, thinking he had just missed him. This was right after the promo where Warrior screamed NO! like a jackass at Sherri's invitations for oral sex, or something.

 

Man that was a bad PPV for promos wasn't it? I didn't even get to all the terrible Pre-Rumble ones. The next year however....

At the same event Sgt. Slaughter kept calling The Ultimate Warrior, The Ultimate Puke and then when they cut to "Mean" Gene Okerlund and he said something like "Well Ultimate Pu, Ultimate Warrior!!!" I almost fell over when he said that basically because Okerlund had the typical look when he would mess up and The Warrior was just doing his usual crazy stuff and didn't even notice what had happenend, haha!!!

Thanks.

[Guest Loss4Words]

Jackie Fargo's promos in Memphis take the cake.

 

"You! You little stink! You little stinky stink!"